Octobertwentysix:





Thanks again and have a very merry Christmas

u are welcome

Melonsmasher:
His mother was named after Queen Elizabeth because she was born the same day the queen visited. try to watch listen and understand people. He knows his people and where they are, the guy is fine. OP is the one acting unwell and stranded in Nairaland

u no get church mind

ahnie:
E pain me say the money comot from my pocket.
So I have decided to share the chicken online.
Zonefree you would eat the anus and brain(so make you for get sense to stop attacking my gender.

Mariahangel you would eat the drumstick.
Highchief1 you go eat the legs(as your legs no dey stay one place)

Kollins11 you go head the beak.
Gloryhomemaker you would eat the breastplate.... because you never allow me taste any of your delicious meals.
nlfpmod,I would give the the liver and wings(for always flying my topics to front page.

AND THE TWO LAPS ARE FOR ME.

THO ITS UR CHICKEN , BT U DESERVE THE FEATHERS

ahnie:
E pain me say the money comot from my pocket.
So I have decided to share the chicken online.
Zonefree you would eat the anus and brain(so make you for get sense to stop attacking my gender.

Mariahangel you would eat the drumstick.
Highchief1 you go eat the legs(as your legs no dey stay one place)

Kollins11 you go head the beak.
Gloryhomemaker you would eat the breastplate.... because you never allow me taste any of your delicious meals.
nlfpmod,I would give the the liver and wings(for always flying my topics to front page.

shey u no go allow zonefree to rest ?

Jeon:
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS A PLACE I HAILED.
Developing very fast / yet those East will never accept the fact that North is good and very simple to live.


wow

POVERTY CENTER OF THE NATION

Akindefunminiyi:
The girl supposed to be arrested for two things:

1. For embarrassing the man; Can you imagine, she even tore his clothes before and after he paid her. I know that the man won't want to beat the woman just because she is a female. She is a female and she is really misusing her rights against the man. Assuming it was man to man, I know what would have happened

2. For rough handling the new naira notes

Lastly, The government is meant to reward the man cos the embarrassment was just too much. Asin, I really felt for that man

WOMEN WON'T LEFT ANY STONE UNTURNED WHENEVER THEY GET A CHANCE TO EMBARRASS AND INTIMIDATE A MAN ONLY BECUS THEY ARE WOMEN

pretydiva:
keep quiet

WHY ARE U TELLING ME TO KEEP QUIET ?
I DIDN'T INSULT U NAH

Sweetvie:
What's that?
@2nd bolded Same to you

ARE U NOT IGBO ?
THANX

Sweetvie:
She said she want permanent solution... Waxing is not

i heard of "nsi mbe ".
i heard that anywhere its robbed must surely become desert .

HAPPY XMAS

Sweetvie:
Yeah, that's true
Oops but I don't think there is any natural remedies for that

I dnt think oop want this kind of answer

siofra:

But waxing will not get rid of it permanently.
I'm specifically looking for African traditional remedies.

NO GO HARM URSELF

siofra:

I'm serious here.

heard of waxing

sleek214:
Congratulations to them. They're now free. Basket mouth(Frank) should settle down with Mimi of flatmate. Their relationship on flatmate has lasted more than basket mouth marriage in real life.

exactly

pretydiva:
Ok seen. I wish them well

NOTHING CONCERN U WITH ALL THIS NAIRALAND KATAKATAH.
UR OWN NA TO JUST COMMENT AND GO

Octobertwentysix:









Yeah how time flies, those were times when nairaland has not been overwhelmed by kids, it was fun then. But now it breaks my heart when I read some comments.

HAHAHAHAHA WE JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT THE WAY IT IS NOW, SINCE MR SEUN CAN'T FIND A WAY TO CURB SOME ISSUES CONCERNING THEY WAY PEOPLE REACT ON HIS SITE.

Happy xmas in advance

pansophist:
The reasonable prediction of this war coming to an end will be a dmz in the likes of South and North Korea. All of Novorussia will be annexed, and at least a 100km wide buffer zone divide between Russia and what is left of Ukraine.

Ukraine will be a 21st century European failed state, and a go-to example why no country that is divided between two great powers should ever pick sides, but to remain neutral.

I hope Zelensky repeal his stupid law of banning negotiations with the Russians, and get to talking, or else, this will be the fate of his country.

we been the hear this since 28th feb 2022

Na u.s tell u to start invading ukraine ? na person make america sanction u from visiting them ?
person no fit visit AMERICA IN PEACE

baretalk:
In terms of what?

BETTER GOVERNANCE ETC

True putards won't still agree that pootin is open to negotiation.
even pootin doesnt threaten to nuke america , or nato. him eye don the clear

baretalk:

If you know tech in Nigeria, you can get a good job too. Mexico not better than Nigeria, they only have tourism potential.

MEXICO IS FAR BETTER THAN NIGERIA

Octobertwentysix:








Thanks I can't believe this thread still exists my five months old baby is now seven years old and I have a son now he's three years old and it's been a blast, he tells me he loves me every thirty minutes, truly sons are for the mothers I am truly blessed.

WOW, THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE NEWS.

HOW TIME FLIES.

CONGRATULATIONS DEAR.

FOR THE THREAD BEING ALIVE "THIS IS BECUS I LOVE READING OLD THREADS FOR ITS MATURITY".

KIDS NOW DON'T REACT TO THREADS MATUREDLY

Lalar27:

Guy shey haaland play for World Cup? And like I said earlier national team is haaland disadvantage and will live to regret it should have switched allegiances to England when he have the opportunity to do so. I don’t know who advised the boy to settle for Norway

ENGLAND WONT BENCH KANE FOR HIM

Persephone1:
Telmeaboutit

U KNW ALREADY

Persephone1:
Team make money and women will chase you hope y'all are learning.

You better walk on your character too else you will die alone!

the dying alone is more on the female side.

Immediately feminism jumps in , marriage becomes a thing of past. feminism is just like islam ( destruction )

Larryton:






They said he's a better candidate but he keeps following Tinubu's path, Tinubu lead, others follow.

TILUMBU GAT NO PATH

Safiaa:
I’m 23 can’t go below 31. Sorry

what do u offer in a relationship as a 23yo old ?
the prob with gals is that they dnt want a relationshp where the will offer something

Twizzy30:
Same here op. Na my momsie I like, if we watching movie in the sitting room nd pman enter, we go just disperse like smoke. That's when he's gonna start complaining abt hw u didn't do this n that very well.

THATS WHY SINGLE MOTHERS TRAIN SHITTY KIDS.

DADS WILL SHOW U THE REALITY , WHILE MUMS HIDE IT .

Edwinmason:
a little boy came back from school one day under a heavy rain..the boy enter the house and saw the father
FATHER: you foolish boy why didnt you wait for the rain to stop before u cum eh...now look at d way u wet yourself..the boy went to the mother
MOTHER: shai...this stupid rain cudnt wait for my baby to come back home b4 falling eh...come and take off your wet clothes let me go and prepare hot tea to warm yourself..
..OP be the judge yourself

AND NOW THE MUM ENDED UP SPOILING THE KID

Octobertwentysix:
I think it all boils down to parenting style although girls are more attracted to their fathers but in my family we all loved our dad more cos he wasn't strict unlike our mum who was a disciplinarian. In my own case I have two daughters aged 3years and 5months although I love them very much no matter how hard I try they love their dad more. My 5months old baby immediately she sees her dad would even stop sucking just for him to carry her. Sometimes I do feel bad when I see how close they are to him. The eldest one only comes close to me whenever the dad is not around and she keeps asking where is my daddy until he returns. I pray God gives me a son.

I FEEL FOR U DEAR.
GOD WILL DEFINITELY GIVE U A SON.

IN MY FAMILY TOO WE LOVE OUR DAD MORE BECUS OUR MOM IS A FIERCE DISCIPLINARIAN.
THE ONLY TIME WE ARE SAFE IS WHENEVER DAD IS ALROUND.

BT AFTER ALL THE DISCIPLINARY ISSUE, I STILL STICK VERY CLOSE TO MOM , WHILE MY SISTAS ARE DADDIES GALS.

R.I.P DAD

juman:
Most of american politicians wish to be like putin. The powerful putin.
They envy putin.

ARE U OK AT ALL ?

THEY WANT TO BE LIKE A DICTATOR ?

EVEN RUSSIAN CITIZENS WISHES THEY ARE AMERICANS

pansophist:
Going for a photoshoot as usual. An unprincipled idiot that has sold out his country for US hegemony.

U ARE A CLOWN FOR WANTING HIM TO SURRENDER HIS NATION.