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[quote author=AfricanApple][/quote]Thank U bae

Oya make sure ur purchase 4 ur bf too o

barcanista: @ Kelvingraphics I will only attend if you will grant me the exclusive permission to swim naked with 3 girls/ladies of my choice during the pool party.


Thank you

weyrey
Oga mi, biko who im i to turn down ur request??
Boss even if U want to swim with 10galz naturaly unclad, ba wahala. Ur request will always be granted... I still dey loya

Good mawning bro.

Nyc one.
E go make sense o

Make person no karri bottle wey him go shook him e-enemy 4 d event oo

Nice 1 Merit12

cooljoe: thank u sire, I'll be there

Uwc bro
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MrsBreezy: KelvinGraphics babe, I can't come unless you invite my main G cooljoe

Wia ris Cooljoe o. Pls U are officially invited to ma birthday but 4 being a main G to my Diva and my Cribmate Mrsbreezy.
U just won urself a V.I.P Ticket.
Below is ur i.v kard bro
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BIRTHDAY!         BIRTHDAY!!         BIRTHDAY!!!

Attention Pretty/Ugly Ladies  and  Handsome/worwor gentlemen/boyz

You are hereby implored to take out lil time from your tight schedules to come and e-celebrate/e-party with me on my birthday which is coming up on Thursday the 25th of September, 2014 here on Nairaland...  

You are all welcome to join a brother to celebrate his birthday in style kuz that’s the best gift you can offer him. I'm aware that this may be the first time dis kinda e-event is holding here on NL but don’t worry i promise it would be fun and worth attending, u won’t have any regrets gracing the event. (na one day something dey start sha)

The event will be having two phases:

 1.   There will be a normal birthday thread where U can drop your birthday/goodwill messages. The Thread will be created by my Queen CDAMSEL but the event would be anchored by one of Nairaland finest, M.C Leetunechi!! who will be assisted by DAVEP.

 2.   Afterwards, there would be a wild birthday party/bash at NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit) where we'll party till dawn or when momma calls .

. There'll be a lot to drink and eat (smoking of weed is at the smokers risk kuz if NairaLand  NDLEA catch U, na 15years ban be that o )
 
. Also, there'll be live musical performance by our Nairaland musical acts like Coogar, JigsawKillah, Ksslib, KiddaBlinggz, Lanicky, Xtarxhyne, etc

.   WOOING of babe’s is very much ALLOWED  But laying them at the bar is NOT ALLOWED  at all. U either take her home or book a room at the Hotel.... (I understand say Konji na  bastard but na human being still dey control bastard)

.    Ladies, please U are NOT allowed to wear long skirt to the party. Hollandis Wrapper is allowed tho but preferably bumper shot is the best.
     
. As for the guys, abeg you can wear agbada and slippers to the main event no wahala but DON’T even try wearing it to party/bash kuz na Dog go pursue you go back.        

. If you don’t have a babe you can still come, XSENGA and GGRIN will be very much available  to take care of you

·   Please, ejor, biko, do Allah, abeg no fighting at all, either at the event or at the bash... If you try am na 15years ban be that... Biko we are supposed to be celebrating and not fighting.

·    Don’t worry about when you are going to wake up the next day and start heading for work. I have told President G.E.J. to make the next day which is Friday a work free day all over Naija. And i have also told Oga SEUN to declare from tomorrow till Friday a work free day for all his Mods so they can come party with us. **Haba them be human being too na**  Xo Farano, Ujsizzle, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy U guys shoud start dusting your dancing shoes.. We go Sekem and Shakee Bodi all night long.

·    PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, If you can’t make it to the event and wish to send over your gift to me through my bank account please feel free to contact me either by using your PM button or Whatsapping me via my NL signature..

NOTE: The Chairlady of the Occasion is no other but our own Nairaland MAMMY (IDOWUOGBO aka Badosky)

     VIP tickets are still on sale, contact either JBLUV55, LEETUNECHI, DAVEP, CDAMSEL, FRANKBEN, IDOWUOGBO and preorder for yours now.. *HURRY Now kuz we have em limited in stock**   MEANWHILE, Regular’s ticket is FFEE for everyone juts that regulars no go sidon for front seat.
 
BELOW IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION CARD
Thank you in advance as you honour this Invitation.
 
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Please after getting this I.V and you refuse to share it so that your followers can see it and also get to be aware about the birthday that is coming up soon then you are not helping me be that. And after reading this without gracing any of the events... know it that Dia ris God oooo

Una Good morning my people.. Looking forward to seeing U all at the event

CC:

Idowuogbo alomosweets MrsBreezy Acidosis Leetunechi chimkaire Sweetlemon obayaya JayKayMaybachz Temitopez Sycluxxx Dayjhihannon01 ggrin Topsy42 priscaoge luxanne missberrypop5 seggs101 dechandel Rapsainot cdamsel jossi994 Ahmadjr Gbengem Hoteph AbuMikey Dolcilicious ivyy rozzay bukkylicious Genea Clearwaters FrankySnow jennylove7575 roseybridge KiddaBlingzz Dygeasy missyhorlah Spaxon kayjuu bebe2 frankben VivyGift MzPreshie bosunjohns MizMyColi miztola Xsenga uzolexis Elantracey runzlord Promking missstella ChocolateBarbie delightful1 softsparkyy Bwaal LBlessing kulkatty Sugardiva SELENAqueensy Ishsoph englishmart Kachisbarbie Jbluv55 redgem Romanciella TRADELYN jobsat34 cocoberry blazinglove Feedmemore lekinz DEllaluv gloryaaa Beennkumar chelseabmw MzRedm IrishKez GentleMimi abpatrick7 Obinoscopy sarzwizard sweetestguy Ishilove BenFortune jimmy4x PrettySpicey safarigirl MISSYTOSIN zicoraads UjSizzle Jennimma datalossvictim1 meelorlah Ohwhy zeemoore charijee olubukato Mondisweets SpcAgtOko Matthewbriggs darlynlara Truckpusher AfricanApple ebamma BecaciaBarbie Seun Cheriepet shoefreak justi4jesu Tonetonz sweetguy10 MoneySoldier Ladybianca Krystalxxx mo2raur joyce2013 Creamish rokiatu teeo msporche farano standd barcanista KingTom moyarhtohbadt iceberylin princesa Missmossy KINGOFJAPAN Miracy Therock5555 claireshan MzMariah naijaboiy evegran Xtarxhyne lanicky Lorlaahlozz Odilafta PrettyPrisca MrsChima Egbagirl spywareczar Juliet11111 IDEA01 Thiannah Wealth2mighty Kemigurl MyneWhite1 gennysq Smartiegurl blueeyes1 Amaka10101 Ebonygift Ashabie Shawnie RomanyChi Sapphire86 Shaadey FoxyFlow Lollz Ivyluvie2 Sexitee03 moneyhungry 190 dnacrystal missdebs ogeoflyf ammyluv2002 jummy604 theasianwife Switsex lynpetra Amaaskia Eniqurl sholasholala BENROMEO39 Kingphilip yungchop Marieolae

softsparkyy: Don't even know why..

Let me go back to my sleep.....

Kelvin later.

Ayt.*
SweetDreamz.
Off to bed too

Obayaya oya je nakpuoo biko.

softsparkyy: Alobam why are you awake by this time?

Playing p.c game niyen o.

Schooling somebori here

Y r U still awake too?

Dygeasy: lol! Recommend a very fine somebody.

Xsenga

softsparkyy: Nna it's not my fault. Body no be firewood. ee need m itu my engine mmanu maka ita nchala.

Ishsoph, will spikeC ever come back? tell him I miss him plenty.

Na atusikwa ya mmanu ike

Mondisweets: Its almost 2am and u are still up making threads... These are winsh tendecies

Mondi Mondi

Isokay.

I hope say una don consult Daddy Ishsoph ba?.. I no want make wetin 4 last edition happen again o

JayKayMaybachz: Lol.... Chai.... That means sey na jollification over

U too like better thing

Kachisbarbie: [i]@ kelvingraphics: I just no wan mention your case, your matter is with the angels...-----angel Gabriel to be specific.
...as for the twerking, na my hobby...lol...anything to hold this nigga(my nigga) down.

Lolz..
Thank God say na Angel Gabriel go handle my matter *whisperz to her* Angel Gabbi na my guy toh sure xo i no dey panick

Abeg twerk anytin u gat that is twerkable dear..
Kuz it is not easy o dear,

Jbluv55: Where is KelvinGraphics na?

Oga I am here oooo

I see U baba.

I will do the needful first thing tomorown mawning.. Today don already late.

How Market na??

SpcAgtOko say U never pay her salary for 2months. Is that true??

ochon: Thanks a lot, Kelvingraphics. You be ozigbo nwanne mmadu. For the kind words, you shall be blessed and exceed greatly in life, Amen. But na only you waka come? See as you pack all the ladies on NL.

Hahahaha

Ma Niggah. How i go do na. M'ga abu ogbenye burukwa amonsu?? Mbanu!!

The only good thing about me that i am proud of is that i am me and will always be me I don't regret things/my actions kuz they made me who i am today and i love the fact that I have been pulling through and silencing haters since i was born Thanks to Zeemoore she is darling, she knows how to motivate sum1, she sha built me to who iam today. Each time i look back at where i started and where i am e dey baffle me too... No be by my power tho, it all balls down to self belief, that's the greatest tool u got. If you don't have your own style of doing things then i am sorry you will keep copying people and you will always be behind them till you die.

Errm U see this peeps iam about to mention eehnn. make i no talk first.

First of all CDAMSEL .... U got an amazing personality bae. Kip it up... she always gat me wishing

@Obayaya... An amazing and correct dude.. I respect you bro. Just that ever since U got married to Miracy your e-life has not remained same Xo woman fit change person like this Queen Miracy thank U o...

@Ishsoph... Anoda brain and jovial brother.. I doff my heart for you.

@Dygeasy... I call him DJ Easy.. His posts always gets me going on like a D.J is playing a song... He sure know how to do things differently. Correct guy. I see U

@NaijaBoiy... My Realist Niggah both hear and off hear, an Intelligent and soji guy... Chop knuckle.. I still do wonder how i stayed in Abuja for 2years without meeting you, Ishsoph and MatthewBriggz-The Fire man, the brother that got a unique style of doing his things. But not to worry i will surely grace ABJ one day even if it's just to meet you guys. I still have some unfinished assignments there.

@Olubukato... Like a brother away from home.... I still owe U bro... U be correct guy.

@Caseless....A fellow ManUtd brother and cool broda... One of the people that makes NL interesting for me.

@JBLUV55... This guy makes sure my e-body system never lacks e-alcohol... A very smart and gentle dude... Him no dey blow him trumpet, others do for him... Indeed u have made me believe that loyalty pays faster than maga. Thumbs up bro. I admire U a lot.

@KiddaBlingzz...I respect this dude too... He got something in him.

@TEEO...My woman wrapper rival.. Cute guy, NL ladies crush. Abeg make una no crush my oga into pieces o. correct guy *We still got deal o, remember*

@Zicoraads... One weyrey kind of a true friend.. Kinda silent in his dealings on here but him brain dey there.

@Frankben...My Rival sabi find my trouble ehn

@Leetunech...**Alobam**

@Ochon...I bu Nwa afor, Iso na ihe ane'eme

@Dayjhihannon01 Ma Nigga

@ Yungchop MA Niggah

@Iceberylin...One word *Alobam* I roll with him anytime i visit Sexuality section... No dull moment with this dude. *Awon sharp niggah*

@IDOWUOGBO...Make i no talk u know na. Intelligent and Craziest Nairalander i have ever seen... Smart in her own ways.. Most times, her posts cracks me up that i even forget that i have problems... She got her own style that's why she is loved by many and she is stil hated by many kuz she is doing something real **It is said that, **If no one hates U then it means you are doing something boring** There is no bore moment with this lady.. Wish i can meet her one day sha .. It is a wish o.

@ShoeFreak...I respect and adore this lady starting from that Period of Mr. Nairaland that i partook in. Nice voice but i aint crushing Intelligent and crazey.. To me she be deputy Badosky I pray i meet her one day sha. I need to thank her for one thing, just one thing.

@Sycluxxx Ma Niggah and padi mi toh sure

@Standd... Standing Ovation for U my e-grand mum I see u dear

@Mizmycoli...I have NEVER regretted knowing/following this lady for one second. I am honoured that she is my pal on here. I go soon go print that page wey show say you are one of my followers here on NL, laminate am and put am among my credentials kuz i fit use am get work for Shell oneday I would have added U to my list of e-crush but there is no need kuz i dont crush on things i know i can't have. #Fact.

@GentleMimi..E bu Alobam.. U are gentle indeed I respect you.

@FrankySnow...E bu Alobam..

@Softsparkyy...E bu Alobam..

@Miztola...Indeed, black is beautiful..

@Lypeptra...Her craze and intelligence is just amazing.

@Elantracey...My wife When e go be na?? I want come pay your bride price o ... A very smart and Intelligent Diva. A female engineering student at that. I hail o.

@PriscaOgee-paddy of life, very jorvial, friendly and

@RozzayAlways gets it popping

@KachisBarbieIf all married women were like U ehnnnn, mehn this life would have been xo xo sweet... Abeg if you dey twerk take am easy, make U no back us biko o.. *Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from all evil*

And to all ma e-family members.
@Lanicky... Wahala reloaded naughty pikin

@Xtarxhyne..Amebo 1 of Nairaland

@MissyHorlah..I still got ya back no matter what

@DaveP...Ma Niggah and Padi mi.

@3dimensionBrotherly

@JefferyJamesAnother wahala and nice dude

@CharijeeAmazing lady, I love your style, kip it up dear

@CheriepetE bu Alobam

@Dre11Padi mi

@Harlos abi na Harlot Padi mi.

@IrishkezMy Irish queen Still curious to know your old moniker before the NL tsunami.

@LorlaahlozzU dey fall my hand o. But no wahala sha.

@LogoDwhiz Sure Nigga... Padi mi


I RESPECT YOU GUYS A LOT. Indeed U all are a true bro/Sis.

Dats all for now

priscaoge: Gossip time!!!!

Please no lies @all,this is nothing but plain truth,leggoooo!

@MizMyColi is nothing but a walking dictionary! But I call her Encyclopedia Domain

@Kachisbarbie is my Beautician,pretty lady with brains

@Softsparkyy is one sweet friend I love to meet soon. She's awesome

@Franksnow is my Bestie She knows what's up

@naijaboiy...That one is one funny n intelligent dude I love reading his post

@temigracie If u be bank,u be Zenith Bank

@Sammyblaq is my e-Paddy. He's always carried

To all my Crib crew,

Dayjhihannon01/Neldrizzy/Missberrypop5/Rozzay/KelvinGraphics/Aridsexy/daveP/Missbreezy/Missmossy/chibwike.........I still love u guys. You guys really know how to make someone feel loved. Am coming back to our lovely crib,sorry I have been away

Lolz.

Thank u Oge

Ishsoph: Kelvingraphics?
That woman wrapper whose life does not worth a nickel.
No, thanks.
You know what they say about eating toad

; Ur left nyash there



Hwfa? Where have U been??

Obayaya told me something about U that is still shocking me uptill now

jcmaiah: Naija babe question dey start from, "wat do u do?"

Lolz

Lolz.

So if guy come give u sweet answers to these question na it be say him Love U abi?? I just dey laugh

Na this kind kweshion all this Oyibo women go see for net, them go carry am go ask one Naija dude wey dey chyke her online, by the time the guy gee her sweet and romantic response to match her question she go come begin believe say the guy love her, come carry her lifetime earning pass the guy and the player(Fraudster) go just leave the the lady jabo then she go come begin cry....

Well i trust my Nigerian babe's If U can answer all this questions but cant buy her Brazillian hair, I am sorry for you.

Believe me, 80% of the guys who would answer this question perfectly would be Certified players while the one's who truelly love the girl may find it difficult answering the question self.

teeo: The deal is off

Oga smile joor.

Na me say make ur juju clear for Softyy eye ni?

Well U can opt for Shoefreak abi na Shoefreaky

You and her would make a perfect couple. what ya say?

..

cdamsel: noooo we need take her off the claws of teeo,she deserves much better

You see why i Love U more bae. No matter what, U still love ur sis. Softsparkky.

Don't worry i will talk to Karchisbarbie and PriscaOge, i am sure they will scout for a perfect boyfriend for her.

Thank God say Teeo juju don clear for her eyes.

PRAISE THE LORD!!! Please somebody should shout a thunderous Halleluyah!

softsparkyy: Kelvin if I hear my name again...... if you try........














Kelvin I need a new boyfriend. Cdamsel is lucky to have you.

Awwww. Thank U dear.

Teeo is lucky to have you too

If you need a new BF contact Ma'am PriscaOge

cdamsel: hahahaha
My dear I am so over him,i have made peace,i am now so happy with kelvingraphics he is just "perfect"
I know u gonna find some1 better

That's my heartbeat....

What is the problem with Softsparkyy?? Has her husby Teeo done to her what he got P.Hd in doing?? She is sounding sad and jelous.

But wetin concern us jare... Abeg chop kiss Omalicha'm

How is ur day going Nwanyi oma?? I will be coming over to pick U later xo we can go shopping. Hope U will be free ba?

cdamsel: boo of life

Yes ooo

cdamsel: U don hear am na,me don port,i am now kelvingraphics's queen

Baby'm, Omalicha'm, my heartbeat... Make i stop their first b4 erm Teeo and Softsparkyy go die of Jelousy


Good mawning boo

JayKayMaybachz: Cheriepet, dre11, Kelvingraphics, etc how una dhey?

Padi of life i dey o. How ur side?

teeo: Which deal bro, i done forget ooo

No wahala. I go remind U l8r.