₦airaland Forum

MrsBreezy: Haha that's not racist at all. They're all doctors here and the Arabs and the Indians as well

Lolz...
I only knew abt d Indianz, even heard dat they got the best doctorz in world.

Do U believe that too?

MrsBreezy: Haha okay then.

Hmm they're pretty normal people. The only thing I find weird is that every single one of them is a doctor. Like how they do it I will never understand

Lolz.. I never knew o. I thought everyone of em is a soldier kuz they love conflicts so much

MrsBreezy: Why was he deported if I may ask?

Hahah lots of Afghanistan's here in Ireland hehe

He is d only one that kan tell why he was deported o. I kant speak 4 him.

U mean there r lots of them over there?? Kan U tell me more abt them

MrsBreezy: Haha you don't know anything about me hehe

Hahaha well Afghanistan has a tendency of making people go crazy. Not that I think he's crazy

It seems U have encountered some Afghanistans.. Yup that place has a tendency of making people go crazy, but it can go worse when U are a deportee, that's it will grow from craze to madness

MrsBreezy: Hahaha well maybe you should find one that isn't willing to run off with your "father" haha a keeper u know

Lol he's taking me where?

I know U wont.
Please dat guy is not my father o.

He is just a crazy friend of mine...
He was deported 4rm Afghanistan. Dats where his madness started 4rm

MrsBreezy: Hahah that's not very nice. Hehe you should only have one gal anyways..

Yup i only do have one. Xo each time he takes her, i go back scouting 4 anoda.

See 4 instance now dat i have found U, he wants to take U again

Truckpusher: Ok ,I believe you sha!

Konji?.........Ask the okpe mkpi please my dear.


But girls can lie sha

Ara gbawa kwa gi isi there

Biko hapu nu'm aka na?

MrsBreezy: Hahah okay oo I'd say he'd make a great dad tho

Dad?? Dat guy keepz snatching my galz, xo tell me how is he gonna be a great dad

Truckpusher: Nothing at all but dignity isn't for auction neither for sale my friend.

It completes the real man in you.

Dignity dies with the man that has it.

My friend u nid to sleep

U aint in anyway different 4rm me. We are in same game bro.

Even ur moniker alone gan is begging 4 dignity

MrsBreezy: Hahaha gorgeous looking lol hilarious.

Hmm what's your siggy?. Sigh Ill wait exactly six hours.

Lolz
Better

Please dnt believe anytin dat drunk Trucckpusher tellz U o. He is just doing what he knows how to do best. (gossiping) he is not my father o. My father is not a Trucckpusher

Truckpusher: At least run with one chick. It is called dignity

Dignity my arss jare.

What has ur own dignity earned U over d internet sir??

If its not real dignity then ion nid it

MrsBreezy: Hahaha I swear lol. I don't like wrinkles at all hehhe.

I am smiling

Lol what about five minutes?

Good... See how more gorgeous U r looking now that U r smiling.

Five minz? Eerm, unless U wanna see it at d other side via my siggy, kuz i kant drop it here yet

Truckpusher: Unrepentant he-goat.

Lemme spoil your little romantic chit-chat this morning.

How many of these girls do you run around with in here in a day?

As many as i can bro.

U want me to be running with them boys?? Why should i?

MrsBreezy: 12 hours is soooooo long Omygosh.

Yessss yesss I'm ready

What abt 6hours??

U have to prove to me dat U ready by smiling 4 me.
Those face of urs are too pretty 4 u to frowning them dear. *whisperz to her, Wrinkles are real o*

Truckpusher: Morning . I take am as bribe for me to stop talking but I deserve an apology.

Sure U deserve it sir.

But too bad i dnt knw how to write an Apology letter sir.
Is there any other altenative?

MrsBreezy: Haha of course I do. Who doesn't lol

Well I am waiting. And I'm not very patient...

Lolz...i guess everybody does except dat my crazy Truckpusher friend

Dnt worry. U wouldnt be waiting 4 xo long dear... Maximum u may wait is 12hours or even less.

But are U sure U are ready 4 dis suprise??

Truckpusher: You don't have to be angry ,insult me and put on that smiley to confuse yourself.

I'm your friend and I was pulling your legs.

Whatever ,you're still a friend

Oya continue in your mumu journey

Ur left nyash there

Good mawning btw

Truckpusher: Why did you sigh? its just a question.




Is there something you wanna share?........Because in Nigeria people only sigh before talking when something is in their mind that they wish they can share but find it hard sharing ..

Padi mi, pls go and sleep. Kant U see i am busy with Mrsbreezy when U breezed in??

Wetin karry U come here self

MrsBreezy: Hmm if they're good ones yeah sure

Hmmm... U sure love good thingz..

Dnt worry a good suprise is coming your way very soon dear

Truckpusher: Oboy!

Your signature sha!

Na so the konji hold you reach?

Hey. Abokii Meeruwa, pls do i knw U??

What abt my siggy?? My whatsapp i.d has been on my Siggy even b4 i heard abt Nairaland. pls any problem with dat? Whats difference btween mailing and sending msg on whatsapp??

U don take ur drugz today so

MrsBreezy: Haha ugh I don't like suspense

But yaaaay

But U love suprises ryt??

MrsBreezy: Haha oh okay... what event is this?

I aint telling U yet

Just kalm down, u will surely be invited.

MrsBreezy: You're cooking at two in the morning wow. What did u make? Lol I'm sorry I must sound so nosy

Lolz
What i cooked? A speciak event I.V

MrsBreezy: Haha of course it does...

Ha I'm just there chilling and you?

Ayt.
Just cooking up some stuffs. Although iam done but aint feeling sleepy yet

MrsBreezy: Haha this is why y'all need to invest in WiFi

Lyk ur wifi foreseez d future abi?

Xup?

MrsBreezy: Hahah make me

Na 10GLTE internet u dey use??

Iam still typing u don quote me already. Ur internet sees into d future

MrsBreezy go and sleep o

cdamsel: O wow its 12 already? Sweet dreams, come over tomorrow & have lunch with me & kelvingraphics

Dave ur 1st pix on ya dp na salad be that?did u make all those yourself?

Ohhh.. Good night/morning bae .

Sorry i have been xo busy.. Hope U didnt miss me that much ba??

Leetunechi: oga.nor vex...jst sum unfinished biznez

Oga walahi. U no well o. My heart being want jump comot from my heart.

I don see am.

Thanks Alobam... I see U

Leetunechi: abeg go bak ooo.one issue de ground oo

Egbami ooo.

Oga i no dey like dis kind news o

Leetunechi: done

And i done waka comot 4rm dat side.

Leetunechi: check ur pm sire

I don reply you sir.

Abeg check and act swiftly.

Thanks bro