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ggrin: na regular remain

@all @all na it bad pass dear. instead wey i go miss ur birthday ehn i better stand 4 outside self.

cdamsel:
Don't make me feel insecure ooo

Don't worry hun.
Nothing will happen.

Its only U i want xo ama do all i kan to secure U kuz U r just lyk my most Cherished Treasure.
I fit die on top your matter honey.

*Infact singing and dancing Wizkid I fit die ontop your matter track as a dedication to U*

ggrin: sexuality section

Abeg shey V.I.P Ticket still remain ba?

Tymax: Honestly, I dey learn work for where you dey o. See lyrics.

Lolz...
Ma G. xup?

MizMyColi:
Nwannem o o o
Thank God you're here.

Because the guy interview me, them don carry me dash am. Choi!

Uninbenstudent.

You foh ma hans. (Are you sure you attend(ed) my alma matter? You for carry out thorough investigation naa)

Anyways

FYI

I am currently on hiatus from e-relationships and flirting.

My latest hoobies now include trolling and liking anybody's profile picture I notice.


@Xtarxhyne dear, thanks for bringing me here to correct this anomaly

Shey if U like my own ugly pix ur phone go contact Virus abi

cdamsel: which 1 be WWR?
I am glad u mentioned us o,we honoured

No mind xtarxhyne jare.
Na jelousy be her problem.

cdamsel: hmmmm,u better no leave me o,i don't want to be lonely in this big house o

I wont leave U hun, wetin i want go find 4 Club wey U no get na??
I wil always be with U Omalicham

ggrin: so na whr e dy o

Maybe yabaleft o

Dis ur siggy na die, u mean xay dem frequent am pass Google?

Where d party at tmrw self??

Jbluv55: Hahahaha . Shall I offer her somborry else's head then?

No problems with that, I got you covered .

market dey move small small o .

Please i wouldnt mind U offer her Frankbenn's head. That guy is a wahala to me. Ah swear

Thanks bro. *thumbs up*

Why market they move small small na, dont u think we need to do some Jinglez or probably up our package, what do U think?

cdamsel:
Don't be mad kelvingraphics got me na

Let him get mad na.

Last i checked, yabaleft still got some empty roomz jare.

cdamsel: club ke?
Wat ll I be doing while u balling hard?

I was just giving the guy hope ni.

Who go go yeye club when U dey with am.

Its me and U all d way bae

cdamsel: tah,my boy is faithful
Quit hating on genuine love way dey sweet you to watch pass ya own
No b our fault na

Dont mind dos 2 Frankies joor.

Why should i be looking at Snow whem i got a Damsel lyk U with me??
Its just lyk choosing a Peugeot 404 over Range Rover Sport

hungryboy: hey kelvin xup with u?

Iam just hungry bro

JayKayMaybachz: Thanks ma ghuy.... yhu gbasky.... Oya me geh Oris and One bottle of McDowells brandy.... How yhu see am?

Correct guy... Dats a gud combo mehn.
Unto TGIF tinz. Afta here na Club 10 o

softsparkyy: Woman wrapper why you dey greet me.

Lolz.

So to greet my rival wife don turn to woman wrappering abi??

It is well

Kachisbarbie: Lol...if you see your aunty, you won't know
Hahahaha
I am fine mbok.

Lolz
Owk

Babe Xup?

Dat ur post above just reminded me of Onitsha women, Them no dey ever agree say them don old. U will see a woman in her late 60's If u come call her aunty she go begin halla for U, weda na she senior ur mama.

SoftSparkyy Xup

Xtarxhyne: wtf s cdamsel ....after all my investment

Ohhh Cry me a river.

Which yeye investment are U talking about, U think i havnt heard that U are e-pregnanat for Chibwike

Please kurumbe joor

Lolz

GGRIN, ur weyrey no be here o

Abeg i I dey come make i go piss .

Ma'am Priscaoge, please look after this space for me. Biko


**This space is not for sale, please beware of 419ers and my son KiddaBlingzz *


Eheen... Oga Yungchop, xo when is Oga Seu.n adding us to his paylist??

JayKayMaybachz: Chai!! i come late shaaaa... seats don almost full.... ermmmmm naijaboiy ahbeg make una find me seat naaa.....Kelvingraphics find me seat ahbeg.... mek i co buy oris and mcdowells.... ah dhey come

Oya come make we manage this my seat.

U know say U be my Niggah

Xtarxhyne: lemme Jo...kelvingraphics will get me anoda

Which KelvinGraphics

U better collect that one in that straw that Naijaboiy is offering U and consume now o kuz i aint getting U nada. (@all @all na it bad pass o )

The only lady i spend my money on now is my wife Cdamsel .

Xtarxhyne: hian! ayaf repent o

Yinmu...

Na today?? Story for the gods

JeffreyJamez: KELVINGRAPHICS who appointed you head of the house? .....you don forget my suitcase full of weapons abi...oops!! ..i forgot....only Kingphillip knows about it...

Is it that ur old Mack4 gun that cannot even injure a bird??

runzlord: u know ive not been around.....

Ooooohh.

I thought as much, Xo how are U doing and where have U been??

frankben: hahaha. My funny enemy

Hwfa as regards the parolz na??

I am serious about it o. Whatsapp me na

cdamsel: them dey find words 4 my mouth o

Wetin dem want come use am do na??

Chaii To be Celeberity no easy oooo

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . Okay o .

We have everything you could possibly want ma'am....*whispers to her*......including KelvinGraphics head if you so wish to have it .

Oga U no well ooo.

As per that package, I am cooking up some stuffs, definitely i might be rounding up tomorrow, so the stuff will be ready lets say on Sunday.

How Market today na??

cdamsel: frankben kwa?
Nobody dey fight o, kelvingraphics has sole ownership ooo

Pls preach it to them bae.

I dont know if this guys have Ear or eye problem o.

dre11: What u wrote shows that ur still a stranger here and not part of the family....


So I did edit those part that are not true and leaves the ones we are 100% sure off

Owk... I didnt say there were true na.

If a hear say U talk abt Amebo without mentioning XTARXHYNE

charijee: Lmao......the naughtiest fellow ever......you didn't include the rules of the house.......
----no fighting
----no insults or abusive language
----everything happens here on the platter of jokes
---finally no breaking of women's heart like frankben
you are highly welcome

Thanks bae for helping me include the rules.

I actually forgot.

naijaboiy: Kelviiiiiinn.....all these for introduction

Yes oooo. I even forget to include mah Niggahz Noble4d and snowprince to ma list.