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herald9: Na so you hate me reach?
You want mah commot here with black-eye

who want gee you black eye na??

cdamsel: I trust my baby to always give a wonderful intro.
He wrote his way to my heart

Ok na

Truth be told.
I dont think that anybody who believes in God kan marry sum1 who doesnt.
Maybe he who doesnt kan marry she who doesnt too.

But if it's as for dating, yea i kan date she who doesnt believe in God, but as 4 Marriage it is Mba, No!

JayKayMaybachz: Kumfam.... Make me ma follow join the e-family jooor oooo.... Yhu ko helpy me nii... Do the needful

U want me to take U round d house?? Dnt worry our boy Frankben would do that l8r. Frankben is mah Nigga and he is married to Lady FrankySnow(wahala girl) and Princess Ggrin a very troublesome DIVA
And as 4 a formal welcome speech/introduction one of my boy by the name Davep wil anchor dat.
Just relax while Lanicky serves U breakfast (walahi dat gurl is a good chef and she is ukwully endowed ) While waiting u kan kall on Xtarxhyne and her disciplez MissyHORLAH and Lorlahlozz to give U d trending amebo here on NL, Queen Charijee who is d wife of my once upon rival JefferyJAMEZ and the twinny of our family accountant (KINGPHILIP) will be interviewing U, during the course of the interview, 2 cleanerz by the name Harlot abi na HARLOS and Dre11 may ask U to excuse d living room so they kan sweep and mop it, pls if they do, do comply wìth them 4 if they fail to clean d house, dia salary wont be complete by d end of d month. Ehen, We have an Irish princess here by d name Irishkez pls do treat her with kare kuz she is fragile, i wouldnt want our mummy PrettySpicey to start scolding U 4 making her cry... Eeerm we have one naughty lady here (Cheriepet) pls she is semi-single and semi-seriously searching. Her husband 3dimension is one of the soldierz that where deployed to Bama recently by d FG and we havnt heard 4rm d guy 4 a long time now And most importantly if U want to enjoy ur stay here bro pls stay 50km off my wife Cdamsel. I kan kill 4 her. U hear me ba?

U welcome here bro.
Pls let sum1 include d people dat i 4got to add to my list

Thanks.
I still remain Kelvin, The head of the house
I dey come make i go buy Helmet .


Biko who has seen Redgem

standd: Awwww. Beautiful duo, both of you.
I think you both have amazing e-attitude.
So, when are we carrying wine to her place?

Awwww ... We are a blushing oo.

As 4 d wine, its gonna be very soon but we aint disclosing the date yet... We want it to come as a suprise.. I know U love suprises, dnt worry we are gonna blow ur mind dear.

Jbluv55: FIXED!!! and good morning to you too sir

Jb u have been fixing thingz here since 1808AD, Abi u don dey do mechanic?

Good morning bro. How U dey na?

standd: Lol
I will win you oh. I be master cheeks-toucher. Ask my Nephew and Cousin ( They now hide their cheeks when coming close to me )
How are you?

Lolz... They will mask when coming close to U now ni?
Well, until then sha, we shall see who is gonna win.

Iam fine o. U nko?

standd: Lol.
KelvinGraphics is so cute
He can flirt all he wants, I don't mind.
He is still my grandson though.

Gbam!! But i dnt wanna flirt anymore, i wanna stick to my Cdamsel now. I have repented mammy.

Don't worry, very soon i will bring her home 4 proper introduction.

standd: I am so sorry Forgive me

Its ayt granny.... Who im i not to forgive U, U have been forgiven.

standd: Lmao
You are busy drawing conclusions from e-conversations.! I sorry for you.
I have only one e-love and his name is Shikaamaru (This one, I love to bits)
Kindly find something else to do and stop drawing conclusions up and down? Are you an architect?

Kikikikiki
Hahahahah

may he is a creative art teacher

standd: Lies! Nah
I 'fell' for his cute cheeks on the Mr. Nairaland thread (but I didn't vote for him sha oh )
@Kelvingraphics, if we ever ever meet, I'm so gonna pull your cheeks like that of a baby

Hmmm
Oya confession time...

Lolz.. Until then o. But know it that na as U dey draw my own na xo i go dey draw your own until we see person wey him own go first shrink
Mehn, dat wud be fun ahswear.

cdamsel: pls what is dre11 taking about?

Dat guy is high on alcohol and weed...

Dre my guy. Please stay off weed na. Kant U see dat it's doing U more damages than good??

frankben: My Greatest Enemy, I'm good .

Lolz my guy.... No worry, my playing days are numbered, i go soon handover to U sir. Just kalm down and remain to me as U have always been

Wetin dey sup na. We get parolz to run o. Make we relate 4 backyard na.

JayKayMaybachz: KelvinGraphics na yhu carry me come here.... Chai... how far ma people?

My mannest man

Welcome to ma e-crib

Na my e-home be dis o. Everybody in here are my e-brotherz and sisterz.
Dis is my family away 4rm home. Feel free to mingle with them all bro.

JayKayMaybachz: Just sighting.... bobo werin dhey xup for here

Baba i dey o.

charijee: morning Prince K...saw the award one chic gave you

My dear u don see am na. I have been baging awards anyhow since the day i proffessed my love 4 my wife Cdamsel..

How u day jare. I hope U and everyone in here are good?

Pls do extend my greetings to them when they come around.

Good mawning

zicoraads: So, your mom and dad are giving conflicting reports of the day you were born? Interesting

Mehn U don see d disadvantage of marrying multiple wives and giving birth to multiple children na

How U dey na? Good mawning bro

standd: Date for what, Bikonu?

Chaii! My mama, papa, grandma, grandpa all no know when be my birthday,
Chaii, what a hillorious e-family i came 4rm

standd: Hi Good morning.
Just curious though. What is he on about? That you are my grandson?

Ion know 4 him o.
Maybe we should ask him or i guess he is still under the influence of Alcohol.

Hope U havnt 4gotten d date ba? Its next week o

frankben: kul

My Rival hwfa na?

Good morning bro

standd: Wetin standd talk about who?

Mammy pls dont mind that drunkard. He is high on alcohol dis early mawning


Good mawning to U Ma

Sarimah: oh yh dats true...


Wat date again?

Wait lemme consult daddy DoWHILE 4 d date.
I will tel u at d other side. We have some gist to talk abt sha.

cdamsel: 4 real? C wat u caused now kelvingraphics is mad @ me

Nop iam no. Y should i even be??
I know marriage is for better for worse xo iam sticking to U till d end of time.
As 4 those tryna put assunder lyk Dre, Jb, Teeeo etc. Na them and God go settle dat one 4 He said. 'what God has joined together let no man do gini? Put assunder!!

Good mawning my Omalicha guess U slept well swit?

Sarimah: wow...I sure did..



U sure say na spetember I born u?

But Daddy DoWHILE told me dat i was born in September. Or are U insinuating that he is a laìr??

englishmart: if her eyes no red, that means she be arjebo.. Her voice/accents matter some lot. bosom and ukwu no be good factor for me.. She has to be straight and cute. Abi how you see am?

U are on point too bro.

But what of a situation where U havnt heard her voice or saw her walking nko. Dats why my ogaTeeo asked what FIRST attracts U to.... To be sincere with U, the first thing men notices abt girls is their eye then when the eye aint looking we bring it down to the breaast.

Hwfa na?? Its been a while. Na xo U dey always go hide but once them mention Ukwu u go jump out Bad Guy

Her Ukwu and Boobii.

But the first thing i notice in a lady is her eye sha.... All em girls with after4 eyes is a No! No!! No!!! for me. no matter as them fine or Ukwu/bobiily endowed

.

cdamsel: what does that make kelvingraphics? The cow & I be the farmer milking his titsss ?

Gudnyt

AfricanApple: just last week and trust me u don't want to know why

Kuz he told U it was over
I may be right tho but she wont agree

AfricanApple: ouch, may her soul rest in peace

Amen! Thanks

AfricanApple: its high time seun sack you from dis Nairaland.

Amen o.
Like say him being employ me ba.