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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by sammyije(m): 11:48am On Dec 28, 2021
Light my kpoli

This big bro’s na many people nightmare what do I know

Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by kelvololo(m): 11:51am On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


Eh yah. You'll qualify next time. You're a new moniker. I know what you're going to reply.

You'll say, "F*ck off, who told you I need your card? I'm way better than you blah blah blah."

Oya, we're waiting.
Hmm grin
Am not new.
you ever send me airtime before after insulting you cheesy

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:51am On Dec 28, 2021
isaiah4life:
OP Is deliberately using an oxymoron expression to display his achievements.

Is your time, so enjoy your kobe beef lifestyle.

Any guy that doesn't trust his fellow guys but prefers women comfort is nothing but a simp. One has just be spotted.

Land is not an achievement. Peace of mind is and good health is. Though, everyone sees achievement different. Material things are not achievements to me. My impact, good health, and peace of mind is.

When you have all the money and properties in the world, but end up realizing you've not made any impact, you don't have a good health, and you don't have peace of mind, you'll realize you've not achieved anything.

Think about it.

Talking about prefering women, I'm referring to business transaction and level of greed/jealousy.

No woman has scammed me — instead, they spend on me. The first iPhone I own was bought by a woman. No man has bought me a dime — except the champagne a gay white guy bought for me thinking I'm gay, but men (Nigerian men) are always looking for ways to scam me.

You'll get to this stage in your life and you'll finally realize Nigerian women lie more in relationships, but are more trustworthy in business than the men. Only a few are good.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by isaiah4life(m): 11:53am On Dec 28, 2021
Share that kpoli for me. Na one of my nightmare him be. If I think about how e dey make money and they form eeh, na hiss I go hiss.

What do I know? He's not the cause of my frustration.


sammyije:
Light my kpoli

This big bro’s na many people nightmare what do I know
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by thesolutions(m): 11:57am On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them


I wanted to say something but it would have sounded so mean that you would think I said it for a recharge card. I just had to say it to my hearing alone so no one gets hurt.
Complements.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:05pm On Dec 28, 2021
thesolutions:


I wanted to say something but it would have sounded so mean that you would think I said it for a recharge card. I just had to say it to my hearing alone so no one gets hurt.
Complements.

If nobody talks about you...finish the line.

Even if you say it, I'll still do something worse than your complaint. You can't say what others haven't said already in the past.

It's just an opinion — I do take them to improve, but most times, I don't value them. Humans get hurt, humans move on.

You probably think if I get hurt I'll commit suic.ide. I'll either banter with you or ignore because I have heard worse. The highest whoever abuses me will get is some likes and share. Two weeks later, I'll still do that thing he complained about and he'll feel bad for realizing his opinion doesn't matter — my mission is what matters to me.

Anyway, complement of the season to you too and I wish you an amazing new year in advance.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:07pm On Dec 28, 2021
kelvololo:

Hmm grin
Am not new.
you ever send me airtime before after insulting you cheesy

You may not be new, but your moniker hasn't registered in my head as somone who attacked me severally in the past. These are the real haters. The ones that are frustrated. You don't seem frustrated to me.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by isaiah4life(m): 12:10pm On Dec 28, 2021
I have tasted the bitter swill of women rot. But my assertion aren't based on the relics of my past but largely predicated on series of baseline survey conducted.

Don't be so sure of your allies commitment. They are sheep in wolf clothing's.

With the way you flaunt your supposed non-peace-of-mind materials, your betrayal is near.

Note: AUDIT YOUR FEMALE ALLIES. E GET WHY!



iLegendd:


Land is not an achievement. Peace of mind is and good health is. Though, everyone sees achievement different. Material things are not achievements to me. My impact, good health, and peace of mind is.

When you have all the money and properties in the world, but end up realizing you've not made any impact, you don't have a good health, and you don't have peace of mind, you'll realize you've not achieved anything.

Think about it.

Talking about prefering women, I'm referring to business transaction and level of greed/jealousy.

No woman has scammed me — instead, they spend on me. The first iPhone I own was bought by a woman. No man has bought me a dime — except the champagne a gay white guy bought for me thinking I'm gay, but men (Nigerian men) are always looking for ways to scam me.

You'll get to this stage in your life and you'll finally realize Nigerian women lie more in relationships, but are more trustworthy in business thae men. Only a few are good.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
isaiah4life:
I have tasted the bitter swill of women rot. But my assertion aren't based on the relics of my past but largely predicated on series of baseline survey conducted.

Don't be so sure of your allies commitment. They are sheep in wolf clothing's.

With the way you flaunt your supposed non-peace-of-mind materials, your betrayal is near.

Note: AUDIT YOUR FEMALE ALLIES. E GET WHY!




If we continue this chat, it will turn to quarrel — I don't have the strength. So, I'll agree with all you say. You're 100% right. Let me be a SIMP and a coward and chicken out. All the best, Sir.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by isaiah4life(m): 12:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
Okay, Coward. wink


iLegendd:


If we continue this chat, it will turn to quarrel — I don't have the strength. So, I'll agree with all you say. You're 100% right. Let me be a coward and chicken out. All the best, Sir.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:20pm On Dec 28, 2021
isaiah4life:
Okay, Coward. wink



I'm not a peace-maker, but I just found myself leaning towards peace nowadays. So, I let things slide sometimes.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by GROUNDCHALEBOY(m): 12:47pm On Dec 28, 2021
OP is a simple and most redicules amoeba of the year,you are foolish and senseless and maintally poor...tarh
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 12:49pm On Dec 28, 2021
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
OP is a simple and most redicules amoeba of the year,you are foolish and senseless and maintally poor...tarh

I'll give you 1k card, but not for your attack. The attack is weak and you're a new person, so you're not qualified.

I'm giving it to you for your poor spelling. Drop your number and name of network. I want you to use the money to subscribe and watch English videos on YouTube.

Happy new year in advance.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by GROUNDCHALEBOY(m): 12:58pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


I'll give you 1k card, but not for your attack. The attack is weak and you're a new person, so you're not qualified.

I'm giving it to you for your poor spelling. Drop your number and name of network. I want you to use the money to subscribe and watch English videos on YouTube.

Happy new year in advance.
07049536139 MTN
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by Nobody: 1:01pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


I'll give you 1k card, but not for your attack. The attack is weak and you're a new person, so you're not qualified.

I'm giving it to you for your poor spelling. Drop your number and name of network. I want you to use the money to subscribe and watch English videos on YouTube.

Happy new year in advance.

Wtf? grin

Your reply is even more provocative than the guy who's even trying to insult u.

grin
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:06pm On Dec 28, 2021
GROUNDCHALEBOY:
0704 MTN
Sent, Sir.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by GROUNDCHALEBOY(m): 1:12pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:
Sent, Sir.
you are one bloody hell of a legend..merry xmas to u too.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by Pumpumking: 1:13pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.










angry
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by GROUNDCHALEBOY(m): 1:14pm On Dec 28, 2021
1,000 RECHARGE CARD SEEN..SOMUCH TO BROWSE NOW
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by Pumpumking: 1:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.










... go n watch blue film n quit nagggin jorr!! angry
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by GROUNDCHALEBOY(m): 1:17pm On Dec 28, 2021
miracood:

Wtf? grin
Your reply is even more provocative than the guy who's even trying to insult u.
grin
THE END JUSTIFY THE MEANS
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:21pm On Dec 28, 2021
Pumpumking:



... go n watch blue film n quit nagggin jorr!! angry

cheesy

Send me the one you recorded and I'll watch.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by oxiide22(m): 1:21pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


I'll give you 1k card, but not for your attack. The attack is weak and you're a new person, so you're not qualified.

I'm giving it to you for your poor spelling. Drop your number and name of network. I want you to use the money to subscribe and watch English videos on YouTube.

Happy new year in advance.
I think is someone gave you xmas gift of huge some of airtime since you can't exhaust it you come here sharing it grin because you only dash airtime never seen where you ask for account no for real cash
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by Yungspitta: 1:29pm On Dec 28, 2021
Ve become lazy too since I found how to earn free money ....
Free coinmarketcap diamonds and hi dollar.

Anyways I appreciate what you dey do for guys for free bro...
One day me sev go be in your shoes ijn
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by christianjoy(m): 1:47pm On Dec 28, 2021
Wahala be like car wey no get steering so so confusion everywhere tongue tongue
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by Issues40(m): 1:50pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


If we continue this chat, it will turn to quarrel — I don't have the strength. So, I'll agree with all you say. You're 100% right. Let me be a SIMP and a coward and chicken out. All the best, Sir.

Although this is the last of your threads I'll be going through, I still have to take time to commend you boy. You straightened the immature "alpha males" there with that post.

For others reading this quote, In all of my years I've been on this earth, I've never seen any post correctly summarize the both genders the way op did with this post. The heart of man is truly wicked. That's why I always say those spreading the campaign on being alpha male are senseless and very immature. Why? they've not seen enough of life to know their right from their wrong. They've not gathered enough experience about gender differences.

If anything, the worse undoing of a man can and must surely come from his fellow man. Just as the worse undoing of a woman must come from her fellow woman. Jealousy and envy is nobody's mate here. It even runs deep in the family system. How much more then with strangers?

Know the above and know peace
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by thesolutions(m): 1:53pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:


If nobody talks about you...finish the line.

Even if you say it, I'll still do something worse than your complaint. You can't say what others haven't said already in the past.

It's just an opinion — I do take them to improve, but most times, I don't value them. Humans get hurt, humans move on.

You probably think if I get hurt I'll commit suic.ide. I'll either banter with you or ignore because I have heard worse. The highest whoever abuses me will get is some likes and share. Two weeks later, I'll still do that thing he complained about and he'll feel bad for realizing his opinion doesn't matter — my mission is what matters to me.

Anyway, complement of the season to you too and I wish you an amazing new year in advance.

This long line? It means I said the worst by saying natin. My 5k recharge card please.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:53pm On Dec 28, 2021
Issues40:


[s]Although this is the last of your threads I'll be going through, I still have to take time to commend you boy. You straightened the immature "alpha males" there with that post.

For others reading this quote, In all of my years I've been on this earth, I've never seen any post correctly summarize the both genders the way op did with this post. The heart of man is truly wicked. That's why I always say those spreading the campaign on being alpha male are senseless and very immature. Why? they've not seen enough of life to know their right from their wrong. They've not gathered enough experience about gender differences.

If anything, the worse undoing of a man can and must surely come from his fellow man. Just as the worse undoing of a woman must come from her fellow woman. Jealousy and envy is nobody's mate here. It even runs deep in the family system. How much more then with strangers?

Know the above and know peace [/s]

The moment I saw a your moniker and realized you abused me yesterday, I decided not to bother reading your long epistle.

If you want me to read, keep it short. I'm the only one with the power to write something long and you'll read. I won't read yours.

What you wrote will end up being your frustration to get at me. Keep it to yourself.

Write something short and I'll consider reading.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:55pm On Dec 28, 2021
thesolutions:

This long line? It means I said the worst by saying natin. My 5k recharge card please.

You're not that hungry to claim what you didn't win. As short as you want it.
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 1:58pm On Dec 28, 2021
I just finished drinking garri. No money for food. Make God butter my bread next year. The hunger is too much.

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Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by oxiide22(m): 2:05pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:
I just finished drinking garri. No money for food. Make God butter my bread next year. The hunger is too much.
Go out and work
Re: I'm Officially The Laziest Person Of 2021. See Why [Picture] by haakeem2(m): 2:08pm On Dec 28, 2021
iLegendd:
I just finished drinking garri. No money for food. Make God butter my bread next year. The hunger is too much.
garri is now a rich man food nw.

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