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My favourite quote: If we dent kill NNPC, NNPC will kill us - El Rufai

wow wow

hardbody:
We never split like this?

ehnnn, we never bad reach like dat nau
although tins are not as we want but let's remain hopeful

dat was how they said Nigeria will split b4 2015

bad belle people

Jose Mourinho
JOSE Mourinho is poised to sign a new
four-year contract at Chelsea.
The London Evening Standard are reporting
that he’s agreed to sign a four-year
contract with the club which will keep him
at Stamford Bridge until 2019.
Mourinho will see his £165,000-a-week
wages remain at the same level and that
means he will rake in £34m over the
duration of the contract.
“I am in his hands. I want to stay, I don’t
want to leave. I am not asking for a
better contract”
He hasn’t signed the contract yet, but it
is expected to be confirmed before the
start of next season.
He signed a four-year deal in 2013 when
he returned to the club for a second time
and he declared himself to be the happy
one on his return to London.
He’s made it clear he wants to stay at
Stamford Bridge for he foreseeable
future.
At the end of last season he said: “Mr
[Roman] Abramovich needs to be very calm - Vanguardngr

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/mourinho-extends-blues-contract/

cc: lalasticlala

this is no longer a tricycle nau

It has four tires

yess o

once u see me do dat then know I am no longer mentally okay


I won't allow my wife do the same for me too

I might do it for a wife shaaaa; but a GF? NO. she is not yet promoted

blesoh:
exactly,one of my uncle who has retired all his kids re still in secondary school nd he's regretting cos most of his frnds their children re now married.

hmmmmmn. U see. Imagine dat kain tin nau

2tips:
yes i agree with you but it is only when yu live to see them since death knows no age.

Yeah, very true.

ADENIKETINA2015:
lolzzzz

yes naaaaah

no wahala. we dey here dey watch in HD

chaii

he even lucky sef. unlike dat Ghanaian girl case.


But I always advise: do not receive calls while ur phone is charging! It is very dangerous ooo

unplug ur phone b4 taking ur calls and plug it back when u are done with the call

Yes ooo. the earlier the beta. U will watch ur children get married and have children sef, and their children have children too right before ur eyes.

but if u wait too much, hmmmm. U will be like some men I know, 62yrs and their first child is in primary sch

OP I been think say u go put pics of check point wey u snap

Army for take u do frog jump tire

dat ur waist for nor be ur own again

Slimzjoe:
See Them

E dey pain u abi?
sorry ehnnnn

i know of a private sch dat accepts 140, 160. infact if ur WAEC is not even complete sef.

i trust UNIBEN and some few other Schools to still leave cutoff at 200, whether Jamb stipulates cutoff marks or not.

to these schools, if you don't make up to 200, forget abt attending the university

hefty4real:
Lalasticlala! Don't tell me you don't know that place. It's very obvious now
Yepa We are on FP! Every body oya serious

hahahahaha

make everybody serious cos una don dey on display

moscobabs:
as planned

my friend, people in that area have known that mad man for a long time

Miracles still exist, though there are alot of fake around.
Having fake in the market does not make the real one not to exist anymore.

if he like make he go mark am inside toilet sef

who go pass, go pass & who go fail go fail!

do you know he has deadlines
do you know how many scripts he has to mark before the deadline

at least its better than those giving it to their primary sch children to mark

Omo!
dis one na reconfiguration and rearrangement

see the okorlor wey she carry

the next thing is to pour him acid (cos dats d trend now)


men have now become an an endangered species

God help us ooo

ladies hav been a thorn on our flesh from time immemorial. even Adam has testimonies

Dat Ilisan junction Shaaaa

so many terrible accidents have occurred there


hmmmn, u never know how much it pains to loose someone till u have a close relative pass on. I feel for the families

see ur mouth!

it's no big deal

when many ppo are struggling to get 3 square meals a day!

U get beta head

Oga it is Photoshoped

it would have been better if u numbered them

jezzz! See d height of dat man there

Dat Cech from Chelsea to Arsenal just dey pain me. I knw we will regret it - Up Chelsea!!

Menace2Society:
This is a gang up against the East We no go gree

U no serious