₦airaland Forum

na wahh for u ooo op

u no see say them dey embrace for the upper pinshure

abi make the Benin Presido squeeze face as e embrace GMB

OR

uno see say the Benin Presido dey give talk 4 d last pinshure

make jona dey laff 4 dat one now, Una go say e don dey mad

even in the last pinshure, nobody is smiling there, and u want jona to smile alone na wahh for u ooo

make Una no go there again, una no hear

wow

*singing* ...na BABA, if u put GIDA, na u know ooo, na u know

u never trek anything chext don dey pain u

no go kill ursef say u dey trek for Jona ooo. those Buhari trekkers are natural trekkers. its one of their talents. so, dnt compare ursef with dem oooo

this one wen two ladies don join u now, hope no be waist pain we go hear later

Aitee1:
Pinshure of you paying the bride price or...you know the rest nah

u agree to show me pinshure of u and "austeve"

Aitee1:
Okay Oya bring the ipad air I believe you now

na u go call austineste... come nau, say u be him own

d guy come meet me dat day now

nai I com dey wonder say I just wan give d babe because she be correct babe

but d guy begin tell me say he get certificate of ownership

so let me understand watin dey happen, make I no dash u finish den him go begin vex

still politics tricks

dis baba get sense ehhhhnnn

baba not fit stop his politics just the way NEPA no fit stop to take light

Aitee1:
Pinshure of you paying the bride price or...you know the rest nah

why u come dey para 4 me nau?

na u tink say I dey joke dat day nau

Aitee1:
Go marry your own no be to promise ipad air inside ocean

Hahahahaha,

u ehnnnn

u know whether I don marry

na u spoil show nau, no be empty promise ooo, I mean am

sleep on the couch, wake up on the bed
happend many times


closed the fridge door slowly to see when light goes off, hahahahaha, I never saw it, and i assumed its usually on while its closed till I grew older

as in ehhhnnn

silly indeed!!!

by next week someone else will start trekking again

to take over the barton, na relay race??

omo, na babe dis man marry ooo, no be "wife"

prevail23:
my city guys no get dat kind mind

issorite

dnt worry u will spend only 50years in jail

nice sha but four points in VI Lagos is prettier

prevail23:
omo na my wallet sure pass oh

na wallet sure pass abi?
dem never corner u, collect ur small tin

attoskoly:
how buhari trekker go encounter snake inside night bus? trekking from lagos to abuja in two weeks. heheheeyiii!

my hrt bleeds for Nigeria

so buhari trekkers no see snake abi

na only jona trekkers dey see bad, issorite.

na motor kill am b4 for road ooo, nai op dey say jona trekkers encounter snake, smh 4u.

God go answer una, only time shall tell how

oya nau, make everybody with him pikin take
this is what I call equity
but oyibo sef

the very last day of ur camp, the letter will be given to u

AnneMomoh:
Governing Naija, no be beans oh

I dey tell u

infact, na after abt 2yrs we go know how far with GMB.

I pray he presides well, or else hmmmm

Warri too like house work
if u be junior, u go nearly work die

omo, u go meet some ppo and ur life go change by force!!

I no even understand all these unpaid salaries wey dem dey pack wait dis man ooo

1. bread and then you indomie
2. oil beans and spaghetti
had no choice on those occasions