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wow

omo...i nearly do am one day ooo

the heat dat day na D-I-E

i am not used to this Nigerian weather nau, Califonia is cooler than Nigeria really

i dont blame the man sha

i only thought of doing it but he took a bold step and made it a reality

Spaxon:
oh my bad.....
lots of toilet tissues lol

hahahahahaha

u ehnnnnn

Spaxon:
yes I got flenty flenty land.....

oooooo nau

not land alone...together with "something"

and u hav it in abundance

Spaxon:
the only thing u need from me is a plot of Land
and I'll get that for u

dnt forget to add...

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to add what i want too

dats not too much to ask for nau

i always get what i want

***in aboki's voice ... and u have what i want flenty flenty

austinesteve:
look well u go see am

pinture or i don belifit

why will i give anybody more dan 3missed calls

had a problem with a friend for this.

she will call and call and call till ur battery is flat

there was one morning I was managing my battery, preparing for work. I went to bathe. I started hearing my phone ringing. it went on till my phone went off!!

I was so pissed!

I later called back and she told me she just wanted to hear from me.

I was angry then and I felt I was over reacting, cos I told her 2 or 3 misses calls are enof for me to call back wen I see them. thanks for dis thread.

Fulani and Igbos dey try ooo

austinesteve:
***singing in Banky W's voice*********''Why u want steal my ghele" (Aitee1)

oga, wait first.
show me ur receipt for the ghele

***guards taking positions to arrest him if he fails

Bennyzino:
Na WA o
You are sounding like a yoruba guy

no mind me ooo
the woman dey beautiful ooo but she get okpolor nau, big one at dat
just joking

bytheway, what has my comment got to do with being a Yoruba?
How abt if I am not Yoruba and from ur own tribe??
Its wrong to conclude dat way.
do not join the current Yoruba-Igbo hate ooo
its unhealthy for us all

Spaxon:
the person bought it before u quoted me..... lol


even for a higher price

ahhhhhhh, why nau

u don play me 419 ni

ehnnn make d person buy sef, no be land?

what me I want from u is different

Bennyzino:
I second that. Ibos are too beautiful joor. Take deziani the minister of petroleum for instance

dat woman wey get okpolor eye so
okpolor eye no be open eye ooo

Spaxon:
already sold out

ahhh
why u com place advert nau
I was an interested buyer ooo

sweettease:
Hmmm, my mum is urhobo so that makes me partly urhobo. I'm actually proud of my urhobo heritage.


Would have loved this thread to be interactive but it's likely going to be one of those where people introduce themselves and zoom off.

wow!!

so u are partly Urhobo?

didn't knw.

I am Urhobo too

Spaxon:
lol
its in NL front page.....

except say u say I go buy u join for 50m

for dat sef double the amount and I will gladly pay

*gainful and worthy investment

Spaxon:
lol its in NL front page.....

that's what I am saying
50m for NL FP land
e too cost oo

Spaxon:
THIS LAND COSTS JUST 50m.
ONLY FOR SERIOUS BUYERS.......

why 50m

is it in Lekki Lagos

some place 4 lekki sef no reach 50m

Aitee1:
**looks back and front, peeps one more time, adjust body, whispers into his hear, Oya give me fast make I go b4 austinesteve comes back**

hahahahaha

now I knw mummy taught u well

dnt worry abt austinesteve, he is taken care of.

its like u dnt knw who I am

Mutuwa:
If the network fails nko? And the passenger no get enough cash?

he go do conductor for d whole day nau

Aitee1:
Thanks but no thanks
I'm ok with the one my austinesteve wan buy for me

mummy taught u not to tell lies ooo
are u sure u dnt want it?
ur mind saying yea, and ur mouth saying nah

Aitee1:
I want a tablet and I'm beginning to reason techno cos their imei is crackable anybody help with a suggestion please...my budget is less than 30k

come to me and I will buy u a Samsung or even an iPhone. anyone u want

chemali:
Is a presidential portrait required by law in public offices? Or it is just a tradition?

bro putting GMB's portrait and writing "president, GCFR..." cud be seen as running a parallel govt.

pls ooo, the change we want shd not come by breaking laws.

we are happy the change we wanted is here now but let's support it well.

I can't wait 4 this change ooo, but its till May 29. we must follow the rule of law if we must fight corruption well.

God Bless Naija

Sai Baba

I want to knw too

Lamispaco:
you can holla at me when your done purging okay, not exchanging words, mind you it's Nearly Made me and not Nearly Make me

that one wrong 4 pigin English ooo bro

pigin English go say "d tin make me purge !!!"

abi u nor sabi speak correct pigin English sef



pigin English sef get syntax

Dem no dey learn dis one 4 school

then two days later Adeboye will come out to deny this. let's be careful how we propagate stories that MAY not be true

decuba:
get d software n if u in Lagos I can give u d video tutorial for free or u can mk a photocopy of a book..thats only for d guy o

pls, how can I get d video tutorials and to make photocopy of d book? I am in Lagos

op dat ur grammar nearly make me purge

no b by force to speak English nau

use pigin abeg

MissSlimbody:
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I will run and never look back.

K'oju ma r'ibi...

u will run ke

na the shoe wey u don wear with snake inside u wan take run?

what
I pity some women sha
I have wen ppo misuse opportunity
now this man has a different story abt not beating a woman
#sad

nutislim:
GEJ tried but we pray GMB will do berra

we really pray he does better ooo

or else,...trust 9ja people nau

fit her sha