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Jokay07:
I just checked the factual meaning and features of a ''slowpoke'' now, believe you me, Soyinka was right, you acted like one of those slowpokes Soyinka was refering to.

hahahahahaha

so u didnt know d meaning of "slowpoke" before now ?

guy u need to expand ur vocabs

u need to send appreciations to Wole for making u learn a new word

note dat i didnt bliv dat he said that, cos he is someone i respect so much

but what i am saying is dat, he shd not expect EVERYONE to doubt what ever is in the media. Then calling THOSE who ignorantly belivd "slowpoke" is not the best!! Thats what i think bro.

davidque007:
Didn't you read that there is a video or a transcript of the lecture he delivered? Before you belief or disbelief the statement attributed to him, shouldn't u endeavour to read the speech and verify for yourself? Nawa o, you must be a "slowpoke" just as he said

did he also deliver this denial in a video or a transcript of a lecture

pls answer that...and mind it, u dont have to insult me. its totally unwarranted. Behave ur sef cos i bliv u are educated.

Jokay07:
second slowpoke identified

tell that to ur mummy and daddy, that its a new word u just learnt from Wole

make sure u smile when using it on ur daddy, u will know if its a nice word

hehehehe

this man ehnnnnn

first u insulted...blasting igbos

now insulting again...saying whoever blivs dat is a SLOWPOKE

just spitting out poo

i expected him to deny it but not to insult whoever blivs it, the internet is very free: anyone can post anything wheather false or not, cos its is possible he said it, shdnt blame d blivers

someone like that shdnt be using strong/insulting words on people

i have been wondering for her sef

when u visit her instagram handle, almost everything u will see there are videos and pics of serious workout

she is working out seriously like her life depends on it

FreeGlobe:
joke you say? Dangote can afford to buy Arsenal and manchester united together if he wants. he has the money

but he won't dear

what do u expect from a country that is lawless
mtchwwwwww

PDP is shameless

jona no go give u money ooo

u beta go trek 4 APC so dat dem go give u something as dem dey give others

I will always remember him

hahahahaha

this joke is funny ooo

many will go to jail

MizTyna:
Yes,i speak too. I'm Lagos born and bred tho

so u can speak Urhobo?

afokoto foke one? - should we relax for d soil and relax for d yam?
afoke re ogbene tore abo oo - u no go because of yeye fish burn hands

atete ohwre vwie ighoro oo - trail for hawking no dey loss for hawking, u go sell d products and return back with d trail

ohwo to bro'hwo uche, eye oghene ro'hwo - person wen dey advice u nai be ur god

ohwo ro bro ohwo vwi'ame, oje kpor' oma - He who wants to drown someone must still get wet.

ohwo ro'vie, oje mrore - He who is crying also sees clearly

Ada yan ame te ohore nu, abe gwono uko ake je da aa - When you have been totally submerged in water, u dnt need a cup to take a drink

Ison de gan nor, ka re ye obo wo beri'kebe - wen shit too strong, u go take hand tear yansh to help

ogbone je gaaan eye aye da reyo'bo vwo yor'ivie - na when race never serious naim woman dey take hand support b.reast dey run

esua da sui'kalakpa ko woron - when misfortune meet unripe, e go ripe by force

eron ro yeme ee, ovu'yovwie eye breno - ear wen no hear word nai dem dey cut follow head

e kpere ame here ururu ame - u go cry for thirst before thirst really come

aka ria aa, avwe ako ghara aa - if u will not eat, dnt divide it with ur teeth

ero ye evwo vughe ikara ro vo'hwo evun - na eye dem dey take knw corn cake wen go belle full person

omo ro tare ne oni roye ka vweren ee, oje ka mre ovweren ee - pikin wen say him mama no go sleep, him too no to sleep.

ememera ye ehwe iyen ro dan mue ibrite - na carefully dem dey kill fly wen dey on top bluckus

bigfrancis21:
Hey, can you translate these proverbs directly into Urhobo?

yes, i can

Phinagold:
I bought a nokia phone from Slot. The phone itself was fake, fake charger, fake earpiece and fake battery inside. They sold it as Original. The only thing that is Original about the phone is the carton. The phone started malfunctioning from day one.

woahhhh, dats surprising oooo

I will advice that which ever make you buy, buy from slot...trusted and reliable. I have bought many SD cards and had issues with them in the past. But the ones I bought at Slot are still working... from experience

Ahhhhh

Which Kain mumu tall be dat one

She even still get mind wear heels

Sommyangel:
I don't see anything wrong.. Them force you to marry their daughter ni.. That's how one guy that wanted to marry my cousin ran away after seeing the list

Why won't he run away for his dear life

I know abt 3guys dat got married to an Igbo lady with an unending list like this, till today, they have not recovered from it.

Naija nahhh wedding?

Hahahahaha

I can't stop laffing

Ladybluecash:
because cms is close to obalende

woah, that's some how shaa

that MARCH ehnnn...hmmmm

where do u guys get these key details from

ahhh, na was ooo

Fynpatra:
16thmarch

I am 15th March, just 1 day difference