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if the caller wanted to talk with me, he would have called my phone!

I can not for any reason do pick her calls except she gives me d go ahead.

And also if there is a particular number always calling her, I will first discuss it with her. might decide to pick d calls and warn the guy if she refuses to change.
in fact, I no even get dat time, na to send her back to her papa house. na me marry her.

jomile:
am ok wit d one I have,I don't wish to have any other,mine is 7

pics or I dnt bliv it

countsparrow:
D day wey I wear Karmo wey soldiers chase me, na dat day I sabi say... Hellfire hot pass inside molten magma.

Lol

omo, dem no dey take dat their Carmor play ooo

if dem see am 4 ur body....hmmmmn.

dem don pull carmo trousers from girl for my present b4. she borrow another trousers wear go home



ruthless people

a Nairalander must b among them lol

space bookers association

WOWWW!!

agbajesaid:
I can see some people raising eyebrow about the time( twice in a day). well its not an exxageration but that's just on the average. sometimes, its up to 4 times a day. I couldn't resist her; good look + good character , hmmm. thanks to everyone for their advice. and for those laffing, I pray u don't fall into same trap. I wish I could give u the full story only u that you won't be able to finish the reading.

I still dnt understand why u think its the Lady's fault or sex.
I think u simply have devoted too much time to sex than other life issues. its simple logic nau!
U can't be successful in education or business or dream career when all u do is sleep wit her at least 2 times a day. Even 4 times! U sef think am nau

just because she very attractive and irresponsible.
do u always sleep just because sleep is too sweet and refuse to wake up? u gata wake up and work more "sleep" less.

u just can't manage ur priorities and time!

if some persons get dat ur lady they will still b successful!

if u are in the university, na F u will get in a lot of ur courses. its simply physical.

I want to encourage u not to think its spiritual.

Infact, even without sex, if u get too drunk in love and not concentrate on other issues. of life u will still end up thesame way. so dnt blame dat lady. I will tell u to treasure her. except she has given u several signs that she is evil.

hehehehe

na that number 4. Seyi Hunter make me laff pass
her open-eye sef, the girl wey no be virgin again, no get am

Kontinu

after them don chop tire, dem go go meet doctor dey do surgery, dey claim V Mary.

Issorite

hmmmm..., noted

my selling point is Ojuelegba my goody bag is MTN Goody bag

na wa oooo, instead of don jazzy to condemn the act, he is twisting it!!! whether the oba is working for P or A, such an act shd be totally condemned!!


I hope jazzy wasn't paid too to make such a damage-control statement.

kekakuz:
good for her
she got her own ban early
most ibos will soon get their ban from Lagos soon anyway

Hahahahaha

I don tell u to stop to take that tin, u no gree.

OP, the main reason dat guy left U was because you showed him your NYSC ID card, and of cos settled him with 500 bucks. I want to use this medium to stress that all Corpers shd always carry their NYSC ID cards. It saves lives! Thank God for your life cos many have been innocently killed like dis. Angry mobs are dangerous. You can't hold anybody responsible for anything. Funny country like Nigeria.

ireneony:
my selling point is my smile and my eyes.
when i look straight to a man eyes and wink at him, he will forever go gaga over me.
not forgetting my quiet nature(innocent face)
now tell me ur selling point

OP, if you are talking abt the smile u have in ur dp, I think you have something more obvious in that dp than the smile and i will prefer that one

Segziee:
Girls are not smiling.......

I can't see the simple girl with heart full of love

emisquare99:
Now I see why Unillorin is one of the neatest school in the whole of Nigeria.

so na to dey use their students dey pick dirty to make d school neatest abi? Issorite

Chibuhealth:
If you think school is easy, come Uniben. Its everywhere

confam!

omo, UNIBEN NO BE HERE OOO

I can see a ring on her finger. hmmm, very sad.

I am an Urhobo man and I know Ifeanyi Okowa will triumph. This is not a tribe issue.

My Jezzzz!!

rumours:
I wanted to respond to what you said in a civilized manner. But when I saw your username, I advised myself. You are likely under the influence of something. No need.

LOL

u finish d guy

Photoshoped!!!

look closely...

study the light amount and reflection
and u will know

duni04:
Pele. I understand you, its in your stars

see, the level I am today, how much I earn and how much I generate from investments won't have been possible if I wasn't humble to my different bosses.

some bosses will show u some key tins if u are humble.

but if u carry ur pride and wear it like a gown, u will never get it. they will just figure it out and keep u at d normal level.

I m talking from experience.

Viciyus:
I swear, na your generation slavery go start again

hmmmmn, u forget say na naija u dey, no work available. the country is hard! if u get alternative, u fit make yanga. but the situation of s country is not helping matters. Oya find work 4 d guy nau.

The guy may not find another job too quickly. Hw abt if he get family? Hw dem go take feed? loose job becos of pride. not be say na ur junior officer, nah ur boss!! if she talk say make d guy wash her cloth now, I for understand. or say make d guy clean her shoes , I for understand. they went for a meeting and she asked him to help with her bag, and the guy dey form big boy. Big boy my foot!!! if na babe wen him dey pursue b4, and she ask, he no go carry am?? or if na man ßoss nko?

make he go home go tell him family say dey sack am because of dat reason nau.

in fact, I personally feel he had no regards for d lady boss. or mayb cos she is small or young. that's bull sh!t

Brother, there are some key times u swallow ur pride!!! it's not like she does it always, just dat time!

#the way to the top is from the bottom.

#pride kills faster than Ebola

klark3:
I was employed as an architect in a medium size architectural firm, my boss happens to be a lady.

I hitched a ride in her car after a meeting with a client on site, It's was even my first time of hitching a ride in her car, as I have always eschewed it, on getting to the office she asked me to carry her hand bag along, but I turned deaf ear to her request and swiftly went straight to the office, but she came to my office and gave me a sullen glare.

I thought the malice won't last long, but unfortunately for me, she fired me this morning for a no cogent reason.

I'm downcast and bewildered, she's just privilege to be the manager because it's her dad firm, she's my contemporary, and I was on the verge of supervising a gigantic project.

Was I wrong?

see, na u fuckup nau. I get female boss too. they always like been bossy.

as my madam dey, make she com tell me make I carry her hand bag, I go com refuse...I dey craze ni??
In fact, na me dey even ask her to carry her bag, so far wen month end I go get alert. shikena. dat one no comot anything from my body, even with my Bsc and professional papers

Dat ur madam sef beta I tell u truth, she wait till d next day b4 she fire u my madam go fire u instanta, like Glo instanta promo.

no think am at all. na u do wrong!!

I go suggest make u go beg her. beg her well well, and she go gree, trust me.

drfk001:
dude you are wrong...she ain't your girlfriend who you can form alpha male for. Dust your cv and include carrying of bags as your special skill

hahahahahaha

u funny die!!!

make him include carrying of bags for him CV as special skill abi? issorite

ebukaOtika:
Popule meus, quid feci tibi ?Aut in quo contristavi te ? Responde Mihi.

populus qui dicis, frater?

ne commemorando librum. Venite speat latina simul!

ebukaOtika:
Ok lets go

Neno Quod non habet.

oya nau

ego non capio, tu

quaeso, quid tibi nomen?

ebukaOtika:
Dis your latin sef eh

Per Christum Dominum Nostrum,,.,,. Amen.

Ladante Dominus, Omnes gensis, Halleluya.


me sef sabi small Latin

cocoberry:
It is A form of Mortification!

Morti kini?

can u show me where it is in the bible please.

I want to learn from you.

Op, how could u think that way

U surprised me with ur thinking pattern.

Wowww!

Zico5:
Never will any government underrate the masses. We have the power to give or take away power. Never will any government put his interest above the masses. This jonathan with his cluelessness destroy the work some people labour to get for sixteen years. He has already gone down the memory lane as the worst president ever in history of Nigeria. I wish him luck in his kingdom in otuoke. Sai gobe jonah

dat is because we hv a president dat allowed it to be so. kudos to jona.

meanwhile, sai buhari!