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FamilyRe: Is She Married??? by kelz88(f): 8:38pm On Apr 01, 2012
Ah! That means court wedding is even more important than church wedding. Oh dear!! Naija doesn't recognise her church one? Haba. Why didn't someone mention it to your friend?! Annoying.
RomanceRe: Can A Man Ever Please A Woman?? by kelz88(f): 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2012
[quote author=Kevin_II]chai! You these girls you too get mouth fa. Have pity on the man. He wan knack and that is not bad.[/quote]Sorry oh. Didn't mean to be rude. That's how he came across. lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Is She Married??? by kelz88(f): 8:26pm On Apr 01, 2012
Hope it ain't true cos I don't plan to do traditional or court wedding. Btw, didn't know you get certificate for traditional wedding. Who issues it?
ProgrammingRe: Scrabbling Application by kelz88(f): 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2012
*follows thread* Need something to help me cheat too cheesy.
RomanceRe: Can A Man Ever Please A Woman?? by kelz88(f): 8:17pm On Apr 01, 2012
chrizfasa: Can u take me in? 08126939147

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Lol. In where? You sound like a stray dog or homeless man. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Women's Mentality by kelz88(f): 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2012
190: ^this girl your time for cafe never finish angry
Lmao! grin You ehn!! Now you know how some of us used to feel.
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Would You Prefer As A Husband? by kelz88(f): 8:06pm On Apr 01, 2012
Depends on which of them I love cos for me it's not about the money.
Flashaldrin: a business/rich, low literacy, middle aged man with a high income,
or
a young post graduate, with a meager income but bright prospect??
undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Can A Man Ever Please A Woman?? by kelz88(f): 8:01pm On Apr 01, 2012
purplekayc: Even if you give her 1 million naira monthly and Bleep her with a golden dick and make her come 50 times she will still complain about this and dat
Oh please!! Like anyone is perfect. Like men never complain and never do wrong.
RomanceRe: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by kelz88(f): 7:47pm On Apr 01, 2012
Flashaldrin: Silence will always be the best answer to a fool
Thanks for reminding me. Will ignore.
RomanceRe: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by kelz88(f): 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2012
Flashaldrin: i see you've got lots of time to waste on that mockerel undecided
Normally I would have ignored but that's my friend. sad Not cool. Lots of stu*id people on this site. Smh! Says a lot about their upbringing or their definition of a joke.
RomanceRe: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by kelz88(f): 7:28pm On Apr 01, 2012
Chimezie198: ^^ Albino gayy
That's a pic of my friend Darnell. What an insult!! Being albino is now a thing of mockery? Grow up.
RomanceRe: Can A Man Ever Please A Woman?? by kelz88(f): 7:25pm On Apr 01, 2012
It's possible if you have the right one. Don't give her aggro and she wont find a reason to nag you. And if she does just kiss her to shut her up. I'm easy to please. . . .don't give me wahala, I wont give you either smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am Looking For YOU!!!! by kelz88(f): 7:17pm On Apr 01, 2012
Hope you manage to find them. Good luck.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by kelz88(f): 6:44pm On Apr 01, 2012
bennyraz: bitter abt a bi-atch LMFAOhuh naturally, i hate bi-atches and u are one. Gaskia. Yakari sose.
Good for you.
RomanceRe: Is It A Good Thing To Double Date? by kelz88(f): 5:31pm On Apr 01, 2012
Smh!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by kelz88(f): 5:25pm On Apr 01, 2012
bennyraz: una see wetin bittyends dey talk? Personal i hate kelz88 d fugly bi-atch. She doesn't reason b4 she talks. As 4 DYT i think been single & bummy is her problem.
Who is this one? Lmao!! You are so bitter. Eyaaaaa.
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by kelz88(f): 5:16pm On Apr 01, 2012
Some people are jobless sha.
RomanceRe: Should Marriage Between First Cousins Be Discouraged? by kelz88(f): 5:13pm On Apr 01, 2012
I just think marriage should be two different families coming together and not the same members coming together. Kinda pointless that way. The girl's aunty is also her mother-in-law, his father-in-law his unclehuh Complicated.
RomanceRe: Am Gonna Miss My Spinsterhood by kelz88(f): 5:08pm On Apr 01, 2012
You must be hella bored. Smh!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by kelz88(f): 5:03pm On Apr 01, 2012
190: [size=18pt]

SLAP!! angry angry

How dare u angry
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You're the loudest noise maker here. Go siddon. angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by kelz88(f): 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2012
These guys are just making noise. They enjoy getting reactions from us. That.is.all.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Refuse To Accept That They're Ugly And Unattractive? by kelz88(f): 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2012
Brixtonyute: Right question!

I'm with a Tanzanian girl,and she's God's gift to man. Gigantic bum, cute face, and nice tits. Nigerian girls, take note.
So the Nigerian chicks without big butts and boobs and cute face and whatever brought it on themselves? God who made them made a mistake? Issorite! ! I hope she has a good personality too; seeing as no one is perfect/we can't have everything.
RomanceRe: Is It A Good Thing To Double Date? by kelz88(f): 4:34pm On Apr 01, 2012
What are you hoping to gain from double dating? How about settling with a nice man and be happy? Or you love drama?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by kelz88(f): 4:31pm On Apr 01, 2012
mashnino: but both of you know everything been said about naija gals one here are true shey?

except u want to b biased, your reply should be yes.
It's not true cos not everyone is ugly, not everyone is pretty. Besides, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A chick might be pretty but have an ugly attitude while a not so good looking chick might tick all the other wifey boxes. Not all of us are gold diggers either. And the list goes on.
RomanceRe: Can You Remain Just Friends With An Ex? by kelz88(f): 4:27pm On Apr 01, 2012
Kai!! See as the thing dey pain you. grin Don't let your ex see you're hurting cos if na me I go laugh you.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by kelz88(f): 4:21pm On Apr 01, 2012
Its all for attention /to get people talking .That's their idea of catching fun. Some of them were used and dumped and are taking their frustration out on all the girls. Oh well!!
RomanceRe: What Do I Do? by kelz88(f): 4:08pm On Apr 01, 2012
O boy ehhhh!! OP, I feel sorry for you. And this issue must have been annoying you for most of the 9 years. You are very patient or lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Refuse To Accept That They're Ugly And Unattractive? by kelz88(f): 4:05pm On Apr 01, 2012
You must be surrounded by that type to come to that conclusion. The rest of us are lucky enough to have good looking Nigerians girls around us. Sorry oh. Best to stick to babes from the countries you listed then.
RomanceRe: We Agreed To End A 3 Years Relationship Due To Religious Differences. by kelz88(f): 3:50pm On Apr 01, 2012
I agree with your post. In their mind it was love. When they both move on and find true love then they will understand.
ismaeel86: i don't know why in this modern age, people still place religion above everything, shior... both of u are cowards and that means the love u have for each other cant stand the test of time. i'm really sorry for u, but that's the best decision u took cos both of u are not in love, u just enjoyed each others company when u guys were in the uni.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by kelz88(f): 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2012
The painful April fool "joke " is over. Let's all move on.
RomanceRe: Can You Remain Just Friends With An Ex? by kelz88(f): 12:57pm On Apr 01, 2012
beanos: No way. Its just like a kidnapper asking to be friends after letting u go.
grin What an example. Hahaha.

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