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Crime / Re: Man Jumps And Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by kelz88(f): 9:05pm On Oct 09, 2012
Godluck, you will be greatly missed. So sad you had to go this way. I wish you spoke to people about your troubles cos I'm sure they would have helped you with solutions. Then again we don't know and so cannot understand how you must have been feeling. For this to have been the only way out for you, then you must have had more than enough on your plate. Thanks for the memories growing up. R.I.P xx
Travel / Re: My Sister Is Suffering In London - Please Advise! by kelz88(f): 2:03pm On Aug 16, 2012
See how people kill themselves all in the name to stay abroad! Na wa o!

Anyway, all I can suggest is that she appeals to the school and see what they say or take the degree they award her and move on with her life, than do the whole year again, with money she doesn't have. Things are tough in the UK so try and understand why your relatives might be finding it difficult to fork out, especially such amount. And don't forget it's not just school fees....there's books travel, etc!

It was a mistake on her part, yes but is it something they should crucify with? She can use what is going on at home to try explain why she may not have read the instructions properly.

When they got her electronic copy and hadn't seen a hard copy why did they not email her, or something?
And why is the lecturer students have complained about still in the school?

What school is this? I am interested in knowing cos they seem really evil.

Kinda reminds me of my own situation in a way, but it's all good. Everything happens for a reason.

I just want to hug your sis and assure her that all will be well in due time. xx
Food / Re: Cooking Before Church And Eating After Church by kelz88(f): 1:53pm On May 12, 2012
bright007: With an appreciable number of commentors remembering how mum use to starve dem of rice and stew b4 going to church,it is really pathetic.You all came from either poor homes or homes where those in charge of affairs ŵėřē mentally sick
If not,I don't see any reason for those actions back then or maybe u should go and ask dem ŵĥŷ they did that.
What a silly conclusion to come to. In my house we always went to an early mass and there was no time to eat before going, and my mom believed in fasting before receiving communion. Nothing to do with poverty or folks being mentally ill. Someone like me doesn't have appetite at that time of the day and church was only like 2 hours anyways. Not like I attended some long hours Pentecostal church.

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Romance / Re: Please What Can I Do by kelz88(f): 10:20pm On May 08, 2012
Lmao!! Look how funny your religion is lol. But not all Muslim chicks cover their hair, so did you make it up? What a reason to stop you from marrying the woman you claim to love. Leave her for someone who likes her hair open kmt! Backwardness is worrying you.
Family / Re: I Am Not Yet Ready For Motherhood. (how Can I Make Him Understand?) by kelz88(f): 10:01pm On May 08, 2012
blink182: Even after marriage, you are still sampling your big ass here. Ȋ̝̊̅ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ your hubby cool with it?
That's why he wants to knock her up and scatter her body small lol.

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Religion / Re: Where Does Bishop Oyedepo Get The Cash To Build All His PRIVATE ESTABLISHMENTS?? by kelz88(f): 9:27pm On May 08, 2012
He was being sarcastic lol.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Polygamy Clause In Marriage Contract by kelz88(f): 8:31pm On May 08, 2012
Sorry, can't help you there but prevention is better than cure. Just like signing pre-nup, when you have a lot to lose and you don't know tomorrow. Then again it shows you don't trust your hubby/can't predict what he's capable of, or not. But it wont stop him from cheating -if that's the kind of person he is. But go ahead with it, it's for your sanity/peace of mind. Talk winkhim about it and get him to understand. Tell him to see it as an agreement with God. smiley
Romance / Re: Did I Cheat On Him by kelz88(f): 8:19pm On May 08, 2012
You cheated emotionally and physically. If it was the other way round and it was your guy who did it wouldn't you say he cheated?

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Family / Re: Which Stands Better In Marriage, Love Or Children? by kelz88(f): 8:15pm On May 08, 2012
Love, deffo! It comes before the kids (traditionally, that is) and if it's real love it should be forever, with or without child. I will have both. Amen smiley
Religion / Re: Sickness: Not An Act Of God! · Pastor Chris by kelz88(f): 8:06pm On May 08, 2012
Sickness doesn't have to be seen as a bad thing. Think of how many cancer stories have brought hope to mankind. Think of how many smart people have been able to have a career because of illnesses. Think of how many people who have come back to God when they were ill. Think of how illnesses have brought people closer. Etc. Doesn't always have to be a negative. God created evil (if not how did Satan become evil? Or was Satan so powerful he could create something God couldn't?) Same way he created light and darkness, wrong and right, good and bad, etc. You don't have to be a sinner to fall ill. God could inflict you to test your faith; Job comes to mind.
Romance / Re: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by kelz88(f): 7:12pm On Apr 27, 2012
The Christian in you would have acknowledged your wrong instead of blabbing about how you're working towards perfection. You are so wrong for that family thing you said. Ask God to forgive you, and them for whatever they did. And please let's hear word about this closing legs business. Stop being a hypocrite cos according to the Bible you have already fornicated. You are probably sex starved and desperately looking for a man to go along with you on this no s3x quest. Good luck finding someone patient enough to wait with you and your stinking attitude. Don't listen to the family members you have dissed . . . .go and win a soul for God. Go convert the guy.
Romance / Re: My Girl Left Me And Now She Wants Me Back Again by kelz88(f): 2:26pm On Apr 27, 2012
The audacity to open her mouth and tell another guy those words! Oh my. How disrespectful. Please don't take her back cos I don't think she knows what she wants.
Romance / Re: I've Been Told That He Is A DOG!!!!! by kelz88(f): 1:52pm On Apr 27, 2012
For someone who goes all over the forum claiming to be born again or whatever you sure do come across as a very horrible person. The stuff about your aunt and cousin was unnecessary and very judgemental.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Responds To Linda Ikeji. - 'You Won't Get A Sob Story From Me' by kelz88(f): 11:17am On Apr 27, 2012
Cheap publicity. Smh! I'm sure she knows she's nothing, compared to Linda. At the end of the day Linda is just doing her job. You would think this judgemental biatch would know better, being in similar profession and all, but no. Says a lot about her §tupid self.
Romance / Re: My Advice To NIGERIAN WOMEN by kelz88(f): 12:20pm On Apr 21, 2012
We can really tell who's bitter on NL. Smh!! People need to let go of the past and move on. But if this was a supposed to be a joke thread then I forgot to laugh. The whole thing is becoming embarrassingly dry.

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Romance / Re: Matrimonial Bed by kelz88(f): 12:18pm On Apr 21, 2012
It would depend. If it happened to be my mom and dad, then maybe. But they're not so inconsiderate to want to come stay over if they know there's no spare room, or not have money for hotel. Where do you get these people?! Gosh!!

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Romance / Re: Does He Still Love me? by kelz88(f): 12:16pm On Apr 21, 2012
Lol what a loser!! Like men care how much the dress cost lolololol. What a joke.
Romance / Re: I Can't Stop Myself. I Need Help by kelz88(f): 12:14pm On Apr 21, 2012
She should pro§titute and pay off her debt. Mcheww!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Am Looking For YOU!!!! by kelz88(f): 12:09pm On Apr 21, 2012
You're making progress. Yayyy!! Don't forget to maybe visit the grave sha, leave flowers or something. Hope you find the others.
Romance / Re: If You Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time - Talk About The EX You Want Back.. by kelz88(f): 12:06pm On Apr 21, 2012
If I was single I wouldn't go back to any of the exes . . . .goes against my rules, plus looking back there really was nothing special about those relationships. It was all just a part of growing up, I guess.
Romance / Re: I Can't Stop Myself. I Need Help by kelz88(f): 12:01pm On Apr 21, 2012
See her life. Spending more than she earns. She shouldn't bother blaming her big eye on her childhood woes cos I wont buy it. Ok ohh....good luck clearing your debt.
Romance / Re: Does My Ex Still Want Me? by kelz88(f): 11:57am On Apr 21, 2012
High school stuff. *sigh* 8 months, only! Gosh lol. Too young for drama. Ask him if he feels the same way, or not or just forget the slow coach.
Romance / Re: If It Were Ʊ What Will Ʊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ơ̴̴̴͡? by kelz88(f): 11:51am On Apr 21, 2012
God chose for him? Says who? He should be happy they were considerate enough to help get him treatment. Maybe the situation brought them closer?
Romance / Re: My Advice To NIGERIAN WOMEN by kelz88(f): 11:48am On Apr 21, 2012
onila: for an Edo man-i am disappointed undecided
What has that got to do with anything? And it wouldn't be disappointing if it came from an Imo man (or whatever)??
Romance / Re: My Advice To NIGERIAN WOMEN by kelz88(f): 10:46am On Apr 21, 2012
Behind her man (you) with a strap- on to eff you in the backside. Yup!
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Like A "Perfect" Relationship? by kelz88(f): 10:30am On Apr 21, 2012
Even God isn't perfect, let alone humans. Everyone has flaws. For God's imperfections, refer to bits where he claims he knows all but later goes on to have regrets. One who knows all should have been able to see stuff coming,like he claims he does - and shouldn't have to regret anything! Besides, he should've seen the devil's betrayal before it happened . . . .unless he just decided to have fun with it and toy with his toys (US!!). The God we always hold as oh so perfect made us in his image and likeness, therefore he is like me and you-with flaws. He's even known to throw tantrums. Feel free to find my post offensive. The truth hurts. Pow!! smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies Do You Like It When Your Boyfriend/husband Loose Or Plait Your Hair by kelz88(f): 6:58pm On Apr 06, 2012
Never had such experience but I'm sure I'll enjoy it. . . .dunno bout him. Personally I don't enjoy undoing someone's hair, especially when it's dirty / smelly. Exception of family.
Romance / Re: Your Friend's Mum Or Dad Is Asking You Out. by kelz88(f): 6:56pm On Apr 06, 2012
I'll jokingly mention it. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Like Pretending They Can't Speak Pidgin by kelz88(f): 6:42pm On Apr 06, 2012
Unnecessary forming. I go speak am till I kpai.

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