CHM11:
this insect gave me one nice fat temporary tattoo back then in Uniben......that was the day I stopped night class.

Bsc:
We go know when kumuyi barb galaxy!

calebo101:
Why are they blasting him? Must we die on our knees praying for a dead nation? The foundation of Nigeria is faulty, unfortunately it cannot be fixed because we keep doing the same things over and over again, expecting different results.

Nigeria cannot be fixed unless we go back to the drawing board. No need praying for the country anymore. Right from the days of our forefathers nai dem dey pray for Nigeria, is it not clear it's a dead case?

Habiodunz:
Following the terrorist attack in Paris yesterday, people all over the world have been calling for prayers for Paris.
Nigerian rapper, also joined the bandwagon but instead of being given props for the post, he was heavily tongue-lashed for not beginning his charity from his motherland that has been experiencing similar attacks from Boko Haram for some time now.



https://instagram.com/p/-D0X7-pH7m/

youngice:
A moment of silence to mark the final passing of English in thy Op's life btw see my own #hellochallenge

stephenduru:
Nollywood actress Omotola Jalade Ekeinde fell victim to #HelloChallenge# prank when her producer son Captain E decided to take part in the #HelloChallenge#.
 
For people who don't know about #HelloChallenge#,it is a “game” that started off on social media as a result of Adele’s hit song ‘Hello’.In the game,you send the lyrics to one of your phone contacts and share the reaction of the other person on social media.

Many of the reactions have been funny,ranging from being cursed out by an ex-dates to parents being extremely concerned about their kids

BlaqqDahCritic:
Ama Buy Facebook...BTW...
Who Black Friday Help...?

lasisi69:
This is no end time definitely... She is stunning...

beeblah:
My dad and my mum were watching one
American movie yesterday evening, when I
heard the sound from the movie, I decided
to join them.
As we were watching the movie, a young
man started to get intimate with his
madam's sister. They kissed and when the
guy's hand inched towards the girl’s
breasts, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes
and I noticed that his demeanor had
changed. I decided to concentrate fully on
the video.
They were still kissing, when they both fell
into the chair close to them. I knew
something was about to happen and the
guy was about to unhook the girl's bra . . .
when…
My Daddy looked at me with hard eyes and
shouted with a loud voice “Mike , have you
ironed the car?”

ggrin:
u cray

kayo80:
Doesn't kcee have his own house? He is always in his brother's (e money's) house.

mylifemyrules:
Sorry i can't name churches cos i don't want to be bashed by d religious fanatics

So it's best i maintain my lain

But funny enough i have come across a member from d church u mentioned, though he was my friend bf or supposed bf

Am even chatting with a member of the same church on whatsap, he has been my friend for a long time now


Mehnn d guy can talk dirty

raywise17:
Large boobs is d best u dont know how much i dislyk thin waste bak in sec. School i pressed all d boobs in my class except for one girl because her breast were really small and we are in ss3 and i consider her to be my sister..dont forget she has d larget waste in my class...

erunz:
Lagos is the heartbeat of Nigeria-economically, socially and otherwise. From the comical to the puzzling and the most shocking, it all happens in this city of over 15 million people. It is a fascinating place to be.

Due to the complexities that make Lagos unique, people have evolved different ways to communicate, interact and pass along messages which can only be understood by people who are familiar with these slangs.

As a first time visitor in Lagos, you need to keep these slangs at your finger-tips as they may come handy at any time. Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal shares 5 street parlance you must know if you are resident in the centre of excellence.

Johnny Just Come

Also known as JJC, it is an argot used to describe someone who is naive because they are visiting an unfamiliar terrain for the first time. If people find this to be your status, they may want to take advantage of you. So, do not act like a JJC especially when you are inside a public bus or transacting business.

Akube

Amongst traders of Igbo extraction, Akube refers to goods or products that have little quality or have been previously used. Interestingly, many people have come to associate themselves with Akube products as its affordability attracts higher purchase.

Shine Your Eyes

Shine your eyes simply admonish you to be very vigilant. This is because Lagos is a crowded city and nearly everyone is in a hurry. You should be vigilant and conscious. By the you do not need to worry too much because Lagos is safe but ensure that you shine your eyes always.

On You Own

Oyo is a state in South-west Nigeria. However, when ear catches that word, they are not referring to Oyo Staterather it simply means you are On Your Own. For example, if you want to borrow money from a friend, he uses the acronym Oyo, it means it is not possible. It is often used to express negation.


Owambe

Even though Owambe is a Yoruba slang, it is now a universal expression for partying. So, when next you hear Owambe, get your traditional wear ready, you are going for a christening, birthday or wedding and ensure that you enjoy yourself.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/street-slangs-you-must-know-when-you-in-lagos/

AdmiralDru:


He is not Dangote.

Orikinla:
Until he makes the FORBES' list, he is not there yet.

Cutehector:
Lmao. All these pharisees and jews....
LMAO!!!!!!PEOPLE OF THE WORLD.....HAHA #evil

RickRichards:
She's aiite. Michellla . She hot?

donaldoffice:
Ali Baba, Annie & 2face idibia , patoranking and iyanya at Ali Baba's House

Caption

My wife and I hosted @2faceidibia1, his wife, @annieidibia1 and some friends, over to our bunk for snacks and mineralssss, after the launch of his biography #AVeryGoodBadGuy @patorankingfire @patoranking_fire (I no know which be the correct one OO) @iyanya @fredafrancis... It was a very entertaining evening. Jokes from @2faceidibia1... If you see how @iyanya was beaten on the snooker board by #patoranking you will pity him... I think he beat everybody SEF... The only problem we had to manage with was that as soon as my wife, Annie and the domestic staff got going the evening nearly turned into a kparakpor of Akwa Ibom Adi okay!!! #CheersToTheBalcony!!!!

Showing @2faceidibia1 what I wanted but was not allowed to have. I had to let our guests know that I was only a squatter in the house... In short, that I live with my wife. When the house was built the only place I was allowed to have a say in was the library and the #mancave... When I say what if... I hear, "Abeg Abeg Abeg, you have gotten your library."

The ladies had fun... So did we. We were in my #mancave and #library... It was a good evening

source https://instagram.com/p/9LFC8iGamv/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

baronblessed:
Plssssss nairalanders Help Me, I jst printed my call up letter and I have Been posted To Zamfara of all places. Despite I worked it to Lag yet dey still posted me go zamfara, All my life I have Never been to the North. I have Neva wished to and won't go to d North, I can't RISK Ma LifE for any service tin, NYSC did not send me to school, dey didn't pay for my schooling. Nairalanders plSs Help Me I can't go to the NORTH. #Plsssssssssssssssss....

pretydiva:
Chaii..dis guy don hammer big time I swear...time 2 tattoo tiwa's face on my chest

fabulous660:
it's pretty fine.. but na wash, all vanity.

ernesty20:
Lwtmp

AdeniyiA:
mtscheeeww ... destroyer of men