npowerng:
Good morning,
1. NO, the 2017 list is not out yet but...
2. Distribution of devices will continue
3. Have a good week & stay tuned to our channels
#NPowerNG

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

Krystaal:
# This morning, A slay queen majestically
walked into a GTBank and said she wants
to open a Facebook account....
Ayam still waiting for my turn to faint cos
we are fainting turn by Turn

Inanna:
What happened to the good old hangers, belts, shoes, sticks, canes, wires(both thin and fat), slippers, ladle(for turning garri), bucket, mopstick, hand, fists, fan, walking stick, broom etc that has been resetting us back to default since time immemorial?
The problem is, Nigerian parents of today are pûssies. They're all forming the bullshit new generation parenting skills that believes beating a child is abuse and dialogue is the best way to correct an erring child. That's why there are so many wayward and incorrigible children around.
God knows I'm going to beat the the stupidity out of my children if they ever go astray. If I wasn't beaten as a child/teenager, only God knows what I'd have turned into.

oluseyiforjesus:
How I wish my imagination can turn to reality, I imagine all d senator present and a big BOMB drops on dem all

masterchi:
hater! How e take concern u? U be shareholder for hell? U be God? Na ur halleluyahchallenge? Mind ur business make u for live long.

Day169:
..but did you guys see the acting President's response?
It shows that for a change, a leader can employ tact and empathy in handling the situation.
At his speech, he started by deciding to lodge his own protest against the leaders and elite from that region who for years have repressed the people by embezzling funds that was meant to develop the area.
He then said, be that as it may, the Federal government was rolling out a new plan for the area, with a different approach which will impact directly on the indigenes from that area.
The charisma and wisdom showed truly inspires hope in a different kind of leadership.
Kudos sir.

mrkels:
Its not going to be fair to some people .

For instance you and your girl have been engaging in pre marital sex before ,all of a sudden because of this your campaign she says no more .

Another instance is if a girl who is not a virgin , who has been doing this sex thingy in all direction and styles now sees a new man ( new boyfriend or lover ) who is interested in sex , then she says no and refuses him sex because of this campaign .

Reason am na ...E nor make sense .

It ll just cause more issues in relationships .

prince9851:

;i don't understand ur picture

prince9851:

;i don't understand ur picture

party:


Why are you humming?
Is there anything bad in what i said?

busygal:
WAOHHHHHHHHHHH


MINE IS DECEMBER 31ST ,


PLZ CALL ME SO I CAN GIVE U MY ACCOUNT NUMBER.

ramdris:
Nonsense! I will burn d money for am not for sale...
somebody lying #in mr browns voice#