₦airaland Forum

tonykel1:
Let envisage a one Nigeria where equity, fairness and justice will be the order of the day. A structured Nigeria where the federating units will contribute 5% of their respective resources to the center. A Nigeria where there are no second class citizens.

A Nigeria where the best will be selected to take the lead irrespective of the region of origin. A Nigeria that will be the envy of the world due to the judicious management of her capital and human resources.

A Nigeria devoid of indigenisation policy....where residency will be proffered to indigenous sentiments. A Nigeria where all ethnic nationalities will not see each other differently. A Nigeria where all religions will embrace peace and seek divinity without infringement on the rights of worship of others.

A Nigeria will we all be proud to call our own and a legacy left for our unborn generation.

hulkhiharitoz:
Best premier league signing of the year for me
Mohammed Salah..
From a united fan.

mofeoluwadassah:
the heart of men is desperate and full of evil

kalufelix:
Op Na Gamble Pesin Wan Quit No Be Smoking...

Evaberry:
if you enjoy smoking please smoke
if you don't enjoy smoking don't smoke.



we are all gonna die someday we might as well die doing what we enjoy most


pass the blunt

sweatlana:
Anyone to help quit porn?

TheRealestGuy:
Smoking what? That's the question.

Countries that have legalised pot aren't foolish, you know.

It's a healing herb when it's not abused.

xxxtedyxxx:
You sound like you have been guilty of these mistakes.

Calm down.

My brother sit down and listen.

Sex is the biggest investment because once you sleep with a girl, the chances that you will sleep with her again is like 90%. (Hope you grab)

If you follow the steps listed here, I give you a few days, you must end up with a new girl as your girlfriend.


Just try it.


This is social dynamics bro. Girls don't friendzone you because they want to. It's not a logical yes or no thing. They friendzone you because you are not hitting the right emotional triggers that make a girl chase you.

Girls don't decide they Wana friendzone you.

Your inexperience and lack of social intuition will trigger their emotions, before they finally tell you : " I am sorry, let's just be friends"


Cheers Brother.

Piiko:
I have him on my my Skype, used to have 2 of his tracks before my memory card crashed his confidence level is 100

KendrickAyomide:
.Na the same yeye rope tie this idiot and speed Darlington

Leonbonapart:
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raphy:
the first Tyne I visited a strip club was in 2005 champions league final between my team Liverpool and ac milan
when Milan was leading. 3:0 my mouth was bitter.I could not drink again.I was with my buddy .some were in vi.I was a Liverpool shirt.but when we we start scoring oh the night was getting sweet.when. we level with Milan .I could not hide my joy.one of the strippers was in my front I hug her so hard....that hwe boobs was flaten on my body..
when Liverpool won it was the greatest miracle in football history.the clubs was so hot...so many Liverpool fans go crazy..even the strippers give Liverpool fans free lap dance n mouth action.
don't forget it was my first time...
I don't visit any more unless Liverpool reach the final in Europe.
I sleep I breath ,I dream Liverpool since I was a kid.
happy weekend yall

CollinsWeGlobe:
Na so my friend come from America, i com begin happy say i go get money for hand...the next thing when i hear he say make we go strip club for Ikeja. Naim we comot with 3 cars, funny enough na me broke na me dress pass...as we reached Club Kave for Ikeja naim my friends start to dey declare wines instantly 500k finish me never chop for house and my friend carry me come drink for yeye place? na there the film start over 5 girls don rush come our table with n@kedness the most beautiful just come to me like "excuse me sir, can i give you a lap dance? i can make you cum now" i faint instantly for inside my mind, so this girl think say na me be chairman here? i replied, "No, not in the mood for that" naim film start o, 3 strippers sleep on top our table while the 3 girls when follow us come the club begin pour Hennessy for their Pvssy dey suck am. I faint, my respect for girls die that moment and my heart dey bleed with the nonsense when i experienced dat day. beautiful girls with nice bre@st and fresh skin.

my idiot friend no even fit give me 1naira after that day God forgive me i will never patronize such place again.

Inanna:
I'll say it, men are scum!
Don't bother quoting me.

vanbonattel:
Schweppes?

Stevengerd:
Hmm! I Love This Sentence " Look Beyond The Physical"

Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Ra88:
All mallam with him kettle

Everybody kalla your mamu

It's always been like that Pablo

bibiking7:



I resume work early. I used to see all sorts of dangerous folks on my way to work early in the morning. It was either i learnt taekwondo or save up to buy a new car and zoom off to work. Plus, it made going on dates easier.
Its safer to drive (reduces risk of entering one chance). Its more convenient. You control your route. You control your passengers (nobody sweaty person will rest his or her head on your shoulder, like in commercial buses).

jaychubi:
Op

Buying my first car five yrs ago was one of my best decisions BC it has impacted every aspect of my life. I can't imagine hw I lived in those yrs b4 I bought my car.

D car is a darling pocket friendly in maintenance n has never stopped me on d road, though I take good care of it.

A small car to move from point A to B is a necessity in life

Never d less parking more than one car in a rented apartment is financial foolishness

omobabalawo:
with the insecurity here and state of emergency what are they coming here to do.anywhere wizkid wants to shoot his video or produce his song is his choice. wait o. which light will he use and record song when electricity is not constant here. and besides these american artiste u called also go to other countrues for business

drunkpunk:
Schumastic wanking. Kendrick80 getting rammed from behind by a niqqa