Sum pple just dey hate....una see the title b4 una click oh.
But what do I know

Bayern 0 Liverpool 2(mane,salah)...YNWA

I remember when I was in ss2 with my guy,we spz dey skool when police burst us for Game Center....D Game Center operator Japa leaving us wif the cops,Na so dem carry us for danfo 2 station but b4 we got there my guy was sitted close to the door and it was opened.Na so my guy fly comot escape,as I wan follow am Na so dem block me.
Omo 4 station I just dey see different faces of hardcore criminals with scars....I almost pissed my pants.
Anyway, my guy wey escape sharply ran 2 my house and explained the situation 2 my folks who called my dad(@work) who called my uncle(army officer) who came 2 bail me out.
The kind beating wey I receive that night no be here.
Cops lied they caught me smoking weed...Fxck d police

What is love?

How abt there pay check

Ghost Recon:Future soldier

MacMkboy:
However, The Nigerian Girls And Ladies I Meet Propel Me To Remain Single. I'm Much Closer To Females Than Males. I Have A Lot Of Lady Friends That Are Very Close To Me --So Close That U Would Think We're In A R/ship. Some Are Extremely Close That They Feel Free To Discuss With Me, The Things They Can't Discuss With Their Boyfriends. Those Discussions Reveal To Me The True Nature Of The Real Person Behind Those Fake Charade Many Girls/Ladies Put Up. And To Be Honest After Those Discussions, I Get Scared Of Wanting To Be Involved In A Romantic Relationship.

I'm also in that zone brother...its fuxkin scary

Story

Ayobami7:
Highlights of this game is available on pornhub�

What!!!!!
FUNKE!FUNKE!!

Next level scoreline

RUN- drugs

@ babangbali bros ur too accurate

Obainoneandonly:
guy I swear u no well.....all wat u listed above are100% correct......especially number 30

Number 30 depends on the location tho

lastempero:


Na your mother leg you want carry up

Number 9 tho

Oyetboy:
This was the school I've always wanted to attend, ended up in unilag anyways

Same here.....ended up in OAU (founding fathers of strike action in Nigeria)

lollybizzu:
did you finish from oau?

Yes I did...why?

U guys r takin ds personal...pls just ansa op's qz and move on Biko
Missraine69

Toseenlove:


Can everyone just love missraine already.

I love her already ...
Missraine69 u have a fan here

Esdb3:
Can't get married because it is morally wrong and selfish to have kids. You and your wife are the ones who wants a baby. Does the baby want you?

I guess the parents gotta work hard/prove themselves worthy...what do feel?
U remind me of Phil 102/104 classes back in skool

Last355:
jakande gate traffic

I dey tell u....we have trailers,keke,private cars,commercial buses,okada,etc plying that narrow road.
Damn that road

Isolo to Ikotun

I was always late...The teacher became tired after frequent beatings and started selling magazines as an alternative.
We later became friends after I purchased a couple of mags,I still owe him 70naira tho.

Visit the red light district 10 times ...Thank me later

freemanbubble:
Sometimes i wonder what Nigerians enjoy in Nigeria song. Nigeria artiste sing dogshiit. Especially that frogged voice called davido.
In a saner nation this people are not talented
To much enhancer in the studio

Only tuface is better

Listen to the likes off edsheeran
The weekend
Sia
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding

And i bet you you will never play Nigeria song again

Don't forget
SZA
Kendrick Lamar
Jcole
JayZ
Rapsody
Absoul
Schoolboyq
Frank ocean
Kid cudi
Kanye west
Isaiah rashad
Coldplay
Fela

virgintoto:
Calm down,relax then call her. Just act as if notin happend invite her to ur house but b4 u do make sure u av taken like 1000mg of tramadol wit vega . wen she comes bleep dey living dead out of her den u can now let her go.

Haba bros Na person pikin oh

Red light district....if u know u know

Na family biz help my life

PenGriffey:
Ilovetofuck and fucc12 will not hear

Don't forget born2fuck

Passionate888:
Ask him every night you see him to give you sure 6 odds.

This is funny .....naija

ebujany:
No be marijuana that boy dey mold so?

Na Mary Jane my brother

One Nokia torch white radio function

Last last Nuffin will happen....no be naija we dey