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Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Kendzyma(m): 5:29pm On Oct 14, 2013
dokdave: The much anticipated 2nd admission list of our great uni has bin confirmed to be out this week. I was told monday in precise, bt ds upcoming celebration might nt make dat happen, bt it will b out this week.


Source: ADMISSION OFFICER
wer my KJV
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 11:41pm On Oct 13, 2013
Guys help..avin prob unzipping zipd file,av downloaded winzip and oda apps dat can elp me unzip..bt it seems its nt respndin,or mayb i dnt no d steps,plz kindly help on hw to unzip a zipd file...tanx in advanc
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 11:38pm On Oct 13, 2013
adepentane1: Add me too to L3 on Whatsapp... 08136517408
me 2 o,08101135965
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia: Guinness Promises $2,000 For Each Super Eagles Goal by Kendzyma(m): 9:23am On Oct 12, 2013
lawizle: Gradually classroom go empty...If you in ibadan and you r a pretty black girl dat wants to mess den here's my pin 283c6f4e
gime ur mama pin abeg
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia: Guinness Promises $2,000 For Each Super Eagles Goal by Kendzyma(m): 9:20am On Oct 12, 2013
Chai! Guines don encorag selfish gam o,.
Christianity Etc › Re: First Person You Want To Meet In Heaven And Why ? by Kendzyma(m): 11:01am On Oct 11, 2013
proevan: She will, if the apostles and Jesus Christ can recognise themselves then sure others will be able to know their loved ones when seen in Heaven. undecided
if we wil,den we ar highly liable 2 sinning wen we get 2 heaven
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The World's 10 Most Dangerous Terrorists? by Kendzyma(m): 7:16am On Oct 11, 2013
Al ar muslims!
Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Jesus And Muhammed by Kendzyma(m): 7:07am On Oct 11, 2013
I wonda y dy kip blamin boko haram's act dat it iz "unislamic"..smh...no wonda d quran iz nt easily acesabl by ani1,dats y d imams twist everytin..muslims or even imams find it easy to quot d bible cours d bible az ntg to hide unlik d quran inwich u adly or no pastor or christian az eva quotd it b4...u wil also observ dat does arab countries ar mr obsesd wit jihad and war,y?? Becaus dy undastood d quran and putin it into actn,bt d 1nc dey translatd in eng az bin editd and d truth az bin rmvd frm it,dats y dey tink dy ar on d rit part.
Christianity Etc › Re: RAPTURE: The Valid Truth Or Mystical Hoax? by Kendzyma(m): 6:46am On Oct 11, 2013
Tru talk..i gues our knowleg az made us a pupet to satan cous he uses dat to manipulat our thoughts about d bible..wel wat mr can i say?wen som people ar even wilin to mis d raptur..bt wat dy dnt no iz dat dy mit av died b4 raptur even tak plac
Christianity Etc › Re: Top 10 Most Religious Countries In The World by Kendzyma(m): 6:38am On Oct 11, 2013
O my God,..wer z isreal!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan Ministry: How To Commit Yourself To Satan. by Kendzyma(m): 6:27am On Oct 11, 2013
advocate666: In making a commitment, we engage a formal ritual. This is done out of free will. We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some christian church, and reciting canned prayers (stolen and corrupted from Eastern mantras) in front of a bunch of idiots.

With knowledge and research, we can prove beyond all doubt that the nazarene, "jehova" and ilk are all fictitious characters, stolen from and corrupted concepts to remove all spiritual knowledge so that a "chosen" few can rule the world using powers of the mind and soul.

Because so many have been forcefully indoctrinated with these characters, and what they stand for (Enemies of Satan), we renounce them permanently in the dedication ritual. This proves to be psychologically healthy and liberating.

The initiation ritual is very personal, unless you decide to have friends participate, or are doing it as part of a group.

You will need:

1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
A sterilized needle or razor
A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer below
A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the pen in your blood)

Write the following prayer:

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.


It is important to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the index finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.

Sign your name in blood.

Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head

Fold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle.

At the end of the ritual, close with the words "So mote it be." And a Big "HAIL SATAN!!"
can u also prove without doubt dat ur fucking master also exist??ur only proof iz in d bible and u believd it,den i wonda y u dnt believ in God's existenc den...no mata d sacrificies u mak 2 d devil,no mata hw u sel ur soul 2 d devil,no mater d amount of peopl u v sacrificd cous i no ur master cant tak cow's blood frm u,GOD wil stil 4giv u cous iz a merciful God..i hope u recnsida b4 it iz 2 l8t...
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Those In Heaven Always Doing? All Religion Perspective. by Kendzyma(m): 6:17am On Oct 11, 2013
nwuyag: just saying holy, holy holy and hossanna for eternity is so booring, or
Hmmmn, don't you think the bible should have come up with a greater idea?..
i wunda y men ar cmplainin wen angels find it so lovely..u tink eternal life na beanshuh Abi wich doc or scientist can mak ur life eternal
Christianity Etc › Re: First Person You Want To Meet In Heaven And Why ? by Kendzyma(m): 6:13am On Oct 11, 2013
Rejoice5000: the first person i will like to meet is my SON, REASON; i want to look into his eyes and say THANK COD SON YOU MADE IT.
and u tink u wil stil av earthy memories wen u get dr??smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Used To See Repeating Numbers Such As: 11:11, 09:09, 08:08, 07:07, 03:03? by Kendzyma(m): 8:17pm On Oct 08, 2013
Waw,dats tru...am alwaz seein numbaz lik, 1:49,4:19,9:14,9:41...9,4,1 KIPZ repeatin itself anitim i chek d clock on my fn and iz nt dat i intentionaly chekd it,smtg wil just push my eye der,op to a point dat i becam scard of wats rng..bt seein diz ur post,i noticd am nt alon,and gna pray about it..i pray God shows me d tru meaning.
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 11:01pm On Oct 05, 2013
Guyz help!!just loadd 200 and xnt bbud3 2 440,bt d rep am getin waz "ur request waz nt sucesful cous u can only subscrib 1nc in dis offer" plz wats realy rng?
Phones › Re: Airtel 100 Naira 80 Mb by Kendzyma(m): 8:33pm On Oct 05, 2013
Guyz elp o,just rechargd 200 and xnt bbud3 2 440,bt d reply i got waz "ur request waz nt sucesful cous u cn only subscribe 1nc to diz ofa" does dat means my 4ma plan az nt yet expird?
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 8:00am On Oct 05, 2013
Dmedalion: yup...the least in pH na is 14k
min na 13500 last week ,thou na bargainin power.ibadan
Phones › Re: Okadabooks Is A New App To Read Books On Your Phone by Kendzyma(m): 7:03pm On Oct 03, 2013
Wer cn i get maruwa book?
Phones › Re: Android And Their Crazy Data Usage by Kendzyma(m): 7:00pm On Oct 03, 2013
Haha,even with mb na die,u stil dy use credit,if u get 1k 4 ur balanc and go playstore,na only 2apps of 30mb>x>10mb u go download b4 ur acc shows 0.0....xo subscriptn iz d best bro..or get a smal nokia fn if u wana enjoy ur credit
Education › Re: Help!!!how Do I Convince My Father Not To Take Me Away Froma Federal University by Kendzyma(m): 2:40pm On Oct 02, 2013
Hah,u enta skul 2day and ASUU cals off strik d next day....haha..wel i advic u heed to ur parle advis..most of us na money mak us port go federal,privat iz d best in terms of tim..dem no go wast ur time enta or graduat..ur certificat na d koko..my advic tho
Phones › Re: What Do You Do With Your Phone by Kendzyma(m): 2:29pm On Oct 02, 2013
Wetin mod dy wait 4 nw
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 2:26pm On Oct 02, 2013
Guys,pls hw cn i root my l3 without a pc
Phones › Re: Airtel 80mb With Only #100. Working Perfectly. by Kendzyma(m): 9:57am On Oct 02, 2013
stano2: i get 160mb for 100naira a week...no be new thing joor
my guy hw u do dat 1
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 9:47am On Oct 02, 2013
hhah see dis chiken o..i tink u diz bb users dy run mouth say tecno na chinko..nw u wan die to av 1..i guess u no body 1 buy ur bb...u beta dash it out and sav ur money for diz bomb..hahaha
funkeyuche: palz a clean neat bold2 for swap of l3 u just to add 3k...or if u av any order nice one lemme no am uche,st at lag,surulere call orvwatsapp 08097382314
Phones › Re: Airtel BIS Service Has Stopped Working On Android by Kendzyma(m): 7:37pm On Oct 01, 2013
Stil rockin wit min tho nt unlimitd
Phones › Re: Radio Uses Human Blood by Kendzyma(m): 7:35pm On Oct 01, 2013
Poor pikin
Phones › Re: Airtel 100 Naira 80 Mb by Kendzyma(m): 3:29pm On Oct 01, 2013
VicGoodGuy: have done that still the same. or is it because it's a new sim? and how do I migrate to the said club 10? pls guys help a bro.
bro i also bought my club sim yestdy,wen i rechargd 200naira 2day,i waz gven 10.64free mb,xo i activatd d 240mb,an waz given 269 mb,it dnt go @ 1st,bt wen i changd my apn to internet.ng.airtel.com,.empty usernam,port ,proxy and pasword,dn my surfin rocks wela wit 3g
Phones › Re: Tecno L3 Discussion Thread by Kendzyma(m): 3:21pm On Oct 01, 2013
jtbal: pls my guys,my phone is having a screen problem and i did not know where to take it to, it is tecno l3 it fell inside water and instantly i pick it but now d screen is not displaying any solution. Dis is my number:07030245822
lol,ur fon iz already smilin @ its creator...gv it to a phon repaira,u mit av to chang d screen
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by Kendzyma(m): 8:11am On Oct 01, 2013
Guyz..wich method did u.i use diz year to calculat 1nc's point...,a fwend of min iz disturbin me wit it.pls rep asap
Education › Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Kendzyma(m): 8:00am On Oct 01, 2013
benatex: ALL OAU ASPIRANTS FOR D 2013/2014 SET SHOULD DROP THEIR NUMBERS HERE FOR OUR WHATSAPP GROUP,PLS INVITE OTHERS THAT R NOT IN DIS GROUP OO,EVEN YUR OWN PAL,strictly for our own set oo,not predites or undergraduates
guy diz na my num o,i wan join,08001135965
Phones › Re: BB: Problems Viewing YOUTUBE Videos. by Kendzyma(m): 7:44am On Oct 01, 2013
Wats bb or blackberryhuh??..iz dat a new techno bomb??
Phones › Re: With 36k, What Else? by Kendzyma(m): 7:39am On Oct 01, 2013
C1-01,u wunt regret it!

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