₦airaland Forum

onstelly:
Hahahahaha who is seun
But I will like them to get married though

onstelly:
Hahahahaha who is seun
But I will like them to get married though

Dolcilicious:
Whew! Na i dont o

Dolcilicious:
Do i sound like i do?

oduaboy1:
Abeg she don old.Seun deserves a young,fresh tear rubber.

rightflank:
PSquare? How's that? Not with their "...we go bazooka" lyrics.

teebell90:
She's still making the same mistake saying 'she brought herself to being number one in Nigeria', she has just proved Mr Ayedee right by this statement. Money really makes people feel proud.

teebell90:
She's still making the same mistake saying 'she brought herself to being number one in Nigeria', she has just proved Mr Ayedee right by this statement. Money really makes people feel proud.

teebell90:
She's still making the same mistake saying 'she brought herself to being number one in Nigeria', she has just proved Mr Ayedee right by this statement. Money really makes people feel proud.

khanivorous:
With your EMPTY lyrics...I wonder what he gonna write for her

# your bum bum bigger than bombay"
Or
# africa africa africa baby ooo"

Mediocre

tosyne2much:
yeah I did

simpleseyi:
Whom do you call bitter people? People that eat bitter leaf soup or people who refused to think the way you think?

Kunleskey:
usa flower

lovelyronke20:
Actually 3 times

tosyne2much:
I was formally a male now I don port

OKDnigeria:
Few days ago, the publicity secretary of APC (and their lair-in-chief) Alh. Lai Mohammed insisted that Asari Dokubo was one of the two Nigerians arrested in S.Africa in the now infamous $9.3m arms deal. In arriving at this conclusion, Lai quoted two 'reliable' sources from where he got his information. One of his sources is Nairaland.com.

My argument here is not whether Asari is guilty or not. My point is that this goes to show that APC indeed HAS PAID AGENTS on Nairaland (and maybe other social media platforms). And for Lai to mention it, it suggests that they constantly monitor NL to make sure that their 'employees' are active enough to justify their pay.

What is the job of these agents?
Simple: make anti PDP/GEJ posts while flooding NL with pro APC posts; do everything possible to portray PDP & GEJ in bad light; discredit anything that seems unfavorable to APC(whether they're true or false).

My suspects are NgeneUkwenu, barcanista, berem, omenka etc (you can add to the list).
That's why every time anything negative is said about APC, they attack, they course. And whenever anything good is said about PDP, they criticized & insult. But whenever anything good is said about APC, they support & defend & exaggerate.

The most tenacious of them is berem (I think she's their NL coordinator). This lady (though I have my doubts whether she's really a lady) works very hard at her job. She's ever present on NL, hovering around, like a ghost. She neither sleeps nor slumbers, neither tires nor grows weary. I commend her tenacity.

Please understand me, I do not begrudge them, I do not condemn them (after all, man must 'wack'), I'm only making an observation. But let them beware! Don't depend sorely on this job, have an alternative. Because after Feb 2015, after Jonathan must have won (make no mistake about it, he will still win), you will be out of job - my candid advise.

simpleseyi:
You are saying nonsense. This woman is our angel. This wonderful woman released over one billion naira as feeding budget to Mr & Mrs Jonathan last year so that our first family could eat well and the result is showing on the sheppopotamus first lady and baby hippopotamus first son. The same woman released over $9.7 million to the presidency to smuggle to South Africa using our dearest CAN president's evangelism jet; unfortunately, these jealous South Africans want to use style to embezzle our smuggled money. This same God-sent woman in conjunction and collaboration with our God-chosen presido has been deducting states' monthly allocation since Jonathan became president. Price of a carton of frozen foods (fish & turkey) was at 3,000 naira average during Yar'Adua period but it is now 10,000 naira average, a bag of rice was 3,500 during Yar'Adua period but it is between 8,000 and 10,000 naira today. While this woman is minister for fiance, $48 or $20 billion disappeared from the national treasury and is till yet to be found. Graduates are now agberos, okada riders, keke-marwa riders and executive runs girls. Even NYSC is teaching graduates hair dressing, nail beautification and tailoring in NYSC camp after spending 4 to 8 years in Uni/Poly.The economic is growing astronomically only in the pockets of the ruling class while the masses are wallowing in poverty. This God-sent woman deserves all awards on earth.

ONE DAY, THE POOR WILL HAVE NOTING TO EAT BUT THE RICH.

Johnnyessence:
that woman that bring about fuel subsidy scam ,d woman that bring unemployed graduate to 80% ,d woman that doesn't that doesnt release funds for d pipe borne water bill in river state,d woman that doesn't pay d allocation of d state in time most especially d opposition state ,d woman that doesn't fear God.Almighty God is watching oooo.

tosyne2much:
bwahahahahaha on top 9ja ladies ni

Atmmachine:
Are you tired of life ??
Do you want to die ??
#Smell a yoruba girl's pant

Tallesty1:
If you are a virgin male...

And you marry a non-virgin female then you don suffer be that............

How?

You won't even know how or where to start to satisfy her............

She will be your teacher. Your ego will be bruised continuously until you learn.

Virginity is the greatest emotional/physical treasure a person can GIVE. But your part, you will give and not receive.

You are going to love her SOOOO
much because she is your first............

But her own don go tey tey.

Issues of ex will pop up every now and then.

It will take you long to get used to the idea that the girl is not as “pure,” “clean” and innocent as you. It will bother you to know that another guy has touched her before you or that she simply has more experience in the bedroom department than you.

She cannot love you completely because all the guys she dated took some part of her with them.

You will need to prove to her that you are not an azzhole like all the guys she dated.

No matter how good you are to her.

There is this one guy that she will never 4get.

If you are virgin male then adopt Yerima's style when you wanna marry.

subceedee:
u most be new in this planet Mr. Ask if u don't know (boni haruna)

Sunshinelady:
@OP, d grl u r datin now or d grl u will even marry , u tink say oda guys never still knack d kpekus (as u pple wuld say) abi? & u nko 4dose past 5yrs havnt grls been knackin u too? D truth is dat mayb u never rilly loved her in d frst place