Meggy007: You left out the ones who seem to be unserious..clubs,chase girls, goes out often and every and you take them for what you see. But when results are out you see straight A's and only 2 B's. And you're like dafuq is this possible!
sexzskil: People for school hostel dey suffer o! Na there u go no say poverty get grade 50 with the way some people go dey eat concotion, dey shine eyes as if one invicible hand dey drag food with them
Bros from ur post e clear say u b man o, who b d girl4 ur dp
shymexx: Stark illiterate, did you actually read the article, or just jumped to conclusion after reading the misleading title?
So, in your obtuse mind, Generals in the military fight on the frontline, or the alleged person here is being accused of not providing proper leadership for the troops.
And when the same Yoruba Generals like Adekunle the Scorpion start killing you fvckers now, you will start shedding emotional tears everywhere about genocide. Scandalous primeval slut and a stark illiterate.
Y r u insulting her? She just gave her opinion and u r pouring ur frustration on her. Some pipu r so bitter
3.25 on a 5point scale is adequate to give u a 3.0 on a 4point after conversion.
N.B. Raw scores are used to do d conversion so u'll need to send your transcript to assessment bodies to get it done at a fee.or get your raw scores thruout schl and find a site(using google) dat does dis kinda conversion...free of charge
WoodcrestMayor: U can't just convert a 5.0 scale cgpa to a 4.0 scale cgpa...lemme drop a hint. In Nigeria,we av A,B,C,D,F...in mst 4.0scale countries,they av A,A-,B+,B-,C+,C-,D On a 5.0 scale,if u av 60 in a course,u av a "B" but in a 4.0 system,u get a B-
U see why d calculations will differ?
There's no need arguing.Just check d site I gave u.
N.B. I've done one b4 so I av valid proof dat it isn't as straightforward as u say.
So my question now is what is d equivalent of 3/4 in. 5scale system, though am not applying but some oda persons might need d ansa
WoodcrestMayor: U can't just convert a 5.0 scale cgpa to a 4.0 scale cgpa...lemme drop a hint. In Nigeria,we av A,B,C,D,F...in mst 4.0scale countries,they av A,A-,B+,B-,C+,C-,D On a 5.0 scale,if u av 60 in a course,u av a "B" but in a 4.0 system,u get a B-
U see why d calculations will differ?
There's no need arguing.Just check d site I gave u.
N.B. I've done one b4 so I av valid proof dat it isn't as straightforward as u say.
Ishilove: So Mynd44, I am supposed to woo you. Well, I see others declaring undying love... BULLSHIT!!
How can I say I love you when we hardly know each other?? Is that how love starts? Anyway, two strangers first become acquainted with each other, then friendship grows, then comes love. So Mynd44 darling, I am not in love with you
As Micheal Bolton sang, "how can we be lovers when we can be friends?"
I remember the first time we I saw your picture on facebook, I was like "so this skinny , though handsome nigga is the one roaring like a lion on NL? ". However, as time moved on, I started feeling ancient stirrings in some deep, unnamed part of me. You confessed feeling the same way but I was sceptical. I mean, how can you, Mynd44 handle Ishilove? Seriously, how?
But overtime, you have showed me what a rich, warm personality you have beneath your dour exterior. You are full of mysteries, mysteries that I, Ishi, axe and pickle in hand intend to dig through in order to fathom what makes you tick. You intrigue me, Mynd44...and to be sincere, I send you die...
Mynd, will you be my special friend? I am not promising you heaven and earth. What I promise is much deeper and profound than those..if you're willing to give it a try...
mature wooing, this one truly knows how COSTLY and gradual love is. Others are just infatuation
rozzay: *sekems into thread, luks left and right, sights all my hommies, salutes dem with a bootylicious twerk* *goes nd switches on my sound system to shayne ward's breathless, right romantic mood activated, breathes hard den begins* ************************ My darling OLUBUKATO, Nkem, dim oma, onye nwe obim, ishim, olowo orimi, ifemi, ifunanyam,
Am not a woman of many words, I don't know much, but I know I love u I want to spend d rest of my life with u I want u to be d fada of my kids I was created for u ur ribs r my raw materials U r d air I breath U complete me Without u dere is no me, English too much If u dey by my side, me nd u alone fit waka inside sambisa, I no go fear shekau, Even if u dey liberia I no mind ebola I go fly come meet u, I culd go on nd on But I know nd u know Dat ifunanya gi ne egbum dika mmanya ha na kpo ROZZAY Baby*grabs him in a salsa stunt move, french kisses him deeply for 15mins, leaves him breathless as shayne ward sings breathless*
marieolae:To the love of my life, the air that I breath, the man of my dreams. D-A-N-N-Y. This is my proposal to a guy that I cherish and adore. I know its long, but I would appreciate it if you could read it because its coming directly from my heart.
Daniel the son of "David ", take my hand and forever be mine and let's make love till eternity.
My love for you is passionate, an emotion from within, a spirit from my soul that blinds me from the world. I don't want to sound poetic but baby I'm running mad.From the first day I set my eyes on your picture, I knew it was more than lust. It was a strong bondage that could never be broken. From your perfectly sculptured hair, your glistening eyes, your smooth chocolate skin and your lips that I could kiss all day, danny I knew u were the one for me. Some other girls flirt with you, but I know you are mine. Your masculine voice alone that can soak any woman and tear her apart. Without you, I'm not complete baby.
Oh love! Thou art wonderful. You brought my baby and I together. Even on my darkest nights, you are my brightest star. Baby accept this wonderful gift I have for you. To be honest, when I receive a mention, I pray its you. When I receive a like, I hope its naijaboiy. I click on your profile day in and out hoping that you'll come online. Baby I'm obsessed. When I see your posts my heart skips a beat. Then your signature bold font signifies its you.
Danny my love, I will run mad if you refuse to be my mine. You make me delirious. You are my peace in the midst of strife. I continue to fantasize about that day that you will hold me in ur arms and whisper in my ears that you love me. I fantasize about that day that my body will touch yours and I will get to feel the hard things. I fantasize about that day that I will take your last name and forever be under your spell.
I'm intoxicated by your smile. Your voice is like music to my ears. Words aren't enough to describe how I feel. Just give me a chance, and I promise to make it worthwhile. You are my king. And I'll be a slave for you, worship you and surrender my all. Don't allow this love to deteriorate
Baby mi.....Ki ni mo le fi se eri?
Let me be the one to make u feel like a man. Let me be the one to show you there is no other women that can be compared. Let me be the one to make ur wildest fantasies come to reality. I'll cook for you when your hungry, comb your hair when its rough and massage your back when your tired. I'm drunk in love baby. I want to love and obey your commands. I'm crazy about you. And that's just me being real. Nobody has to understand but you and I.
It goes beyond the physical aspect, because I'm in love with who you are. You are my friend,my companion, my lover and soul mate. Your a real man. Every woman's dream. Intellectual, intelligent and inspiring. ( My ambitious lawyer). Not to forget you are soo funny. You can make me laugh for days and I seize to believe that you are not perfect. To me, you are my perfect gentleman. No matter the sweet words that other guys will tell me, its you and I that I see. We belong together. Your always on my mind, and I will kill and fight anybody who wants to stand in my way.
Baby, forget about any other girl trying to woo you. Its you and me. TOGETHER. ALONE. ME AND YOU AGAISNT THE WORLD. We are meant to be. So take my hand and let's fight against all our enemies. Trust me honey, I'm yours. My body has your name written on it. Guys will be jealous, but I don't care cos love is in the air . You mean so much to me danny, I hope that you can see?
I know this is overwhelming, but sugar pie, I love you. Let me be your perfect gentlewoman to show you what love is all about.
Mr Daniel Asi....will you be mine? Baby don't allow me to cry this night..just say yes!
I can smell real Love here, this has gone beyond JUST a wooing game
Naijaboiy,i want you to know that every single word written here is from the bottom of my heart.
I joined NL just because I wanted to gain access to information and read funny comments. Everything was going normal until I stumbled upon your posts in one of the threads in education section. I don't know how it happened but I found myself getting attracted to you already,I clicked on your profile,and went straight to have a look at your posts. I saw the way you handled matters intelligently,even when people try to provoke you into insulting them and start an e-fight,you turned it around and made them be your friends instead.
Although there were some instances where you derailed and maybe go off point,but my admiration for you couldn't let me see those flaws. I was crushing on you already. Checking your picture caused the whole damage because I was wowed by what I saw and it was very clear I had fallen for you already,even when you did not know anything about me.
Naijaboiy,nairaland's finest. The guy i've seen with the highest amount of likes on his profile after se.un. I've been approached by lots of guys but none swept me off like you did.You are the one that I want to be with. You put a smile on my face even when I just think about you.
Everything about you fascinates me. Your nice hairline which I am a sucker for,your cute dimples which makes me melt and wet my panties,your lips which I dream about kissing everyday,your stature which is the perfect type i'm looking for in a guy. I want to be wrapped in your warm embrace for as long as ever.
Ok,lets leave the hype. I really want to be your girl. The queen of your heart. The one who'll comfort you in troubled times. There would never be a boring moment as long as you have me. No "K" conversations,No nagging,it will just be perfect between us.
Forget any other girl,they are just temporal and are playing games. I'm here to stay,permanently.
Please don't play hard to get,i know it's awkward for a lady to pour out her heart like this,but I can't help it.
Naijaboiy,please let me be the queen of your heart,your naijagirl.
farano: My sweet tangerine obinoscopy , I'm so shy but this is for you
Obim, I have a thing for you. Yes and this is the appropriate time to say it. I made a very descriptive list about how I wanted my "ideal man" to look, behave and treat me. I described him as tall, lean built body, normal skin colour, beautiful smile, sweet, romantic and loyal...and so many more things.
I wrote a very loooooonng list, I believed it.
Then boom!!! I met you! Just like I had written in my list, better than I ever expected! I still can't get over it. Very identical to how I described "him". I'm so ecstatic and thankful.
Obim, my heart desire , You're the man of my dreams. The man i've been searching for. You're too good to be true! Only you can sweeten my heart. Everything about you dey make my head dey swell. What did you give to me huh obim?
I'm going gaga crazy! My heart is going jigi jigi like the sound from a railway station Hop on my boat of love, let's sail away! Me and you forever!
***gives him a single red rose, holds his hand in a romantic way, stares deeply into his beautiful eyes***
I promise to treat you like a Prince, to love and obey you. You deserve someone to make you happy, to laugh with, to be there for you. You deserve someone that can be trusted, someone to keep you safe. Someone that can be your lover and best friend. Someone to be serious but also silly with. Someone to cherish your heart. Someone to make delicious and healthy meals for you. Someone to always give you a shoulder massage even when you're least expecting it. Someone to bear you the most adorable children and raise them to fear and honor God.
Honey, I can do ALL those things if you can let me I also promise to love ur flaws because they make you who you are.
Darling, You're so decent, so understanding and so cheerful. I'll always feel you and i'll always adore you.
Here I am Obim, expressing my love for you. I want to shout it out loud...
I also didn't think I would be here today.. but since I am.....
They say there are two sides to every story Here is my version:
JB, mein Shatz; When I first came in contact with you I treated you like every other nairalander; just another online comment. In fact, I failed to even reply your mentions (Shoutout to Seun for making mentions easier to access!) and within a short time after our first encounter, I deactivated that account.
The very next day as I was checking my mentions I noticed you created a thread about me. I did not remember you from our first encounter and I wondered who the mysterious guy was who obviously followed me a lot more than I followed him.
I read your profile and posts a little, but made no effort to "get to know you". Without knowing it, we shared similar fears and similar wishes, but I paid you no mind. I continued with my late night nairaland creeping, and posting on random topics. When I saw your name come up, I would check out your profile and wonder what the "mysterious guy" was up to, but I never contacted you, and you never contacted me.
"He is just a kid" I said to myself, "another kid having a good time on nl.."
Fast forward a few months and I happened upon you mentioning my name again and I became much more curious this time. - Months had passed. I had forgotten all about you, but here you were, still calling my name
And then I saw your picture.
*heart be still*
Traeume ich?
This "kid" wasn't a kid at all. You were a handsome man who had the ability to make me melt just by looking into the camera.
The more I read your posts, the more I got to know you and know that you possessed everything I wanted in a man: You are intelligent You are attractive You are forgiving You are trusthworthy You are loving You are romantic You are easy-going You are adaptive You are attentive You are hard-working You are emphathetic You are confident You are courteous You are peaceful You are mature You have a sense of humor <list has been shortened for the viewers sake >
Du bist was ich willst... Doch, du bist was ich brauch. Ja! Du bist fur mich! Du bist die Welt fur mich. *hands him a translator*
They say "A dream is wish your heart makes" and my heart is wishing to be with you.
Our e-home had already been made and I must give you credit there: You did a fine job building it.
Now, I want to take this to the next level with you. I have been your friend - the one that has come to love you. I have come to know you in a way that other babes would be jealous of I want so much more though. I want to return the love that you have so openly given me. I want to love you endlessly. Mo fe je ete e. Mo fe fi owo kan idi e. I want to please you. I want to be the one you lean on in times of need. I want to make you smile everyday. I want Chelsea and Man U to unite as one; Me and You sharing a love that makes all others seem like puppy love.
If I had to tell the world what you mean to me, I would whisper in your ear and tell you "You are everything".
JB, Mo ni fe e...mit jedem Hertschlag... Ich liebe nur dich und ich weiss du liebst mich auch. Ich kann dir nicht versprechen all deine probleme zu losen....doch - Ich kann dich lieben
Romance › Re: Guys! How Many Naira Land Babes Profile Have You Checked So Far??? by kenex4ever(m): 11:44pm On Oct 06, 2014
dafuq is this possible! 
