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3cycle: What?
Do you have a babe you wanna impress? Wear a g-pant for her on a romantic night.
She will cum before you finish undressing her

Thank me later

Lol, may be I will try it out.

3cycle: Sexy but if you hate pant lines, buy a g-string pant for guys.

Dat plain nonsensical for a straight guy

Amadaz: Men who wear panties are hard core gay men

True, I always see dem as gay

For me I can't remember d last time I wore pant, I only put on those shuts dat look like swimming trunk whenever I am wearing plain trouser but with jeans I wear boxers. Pants are for feminine guys, mehn pants are disgusting 4 guys jor

remmyton: My friend once touched a guy's bre*ast playingly and BAM!!!!!! He's d!*ck stood, if he had worn A pant, we wouldn't av noticed, but it stood glaring at us, lol, he turned his n packed t well

Hw r we sure u aren't that ur frnd

ignis: I have IQ of 292.

Come, u think say na to just type am. Lol

edogirl2: Actually, lawyers are not members of the judiciary.


Even if we leave aside his human rights activism background, and the fact that he is from Ekiti State, he is, as a member of the public, entitled to an opinion on this serious matter.

Tnx dear, I thought lawyers were a subset of d judiciary

WoodcrestMayor: Wrong calculation sire.Not as straightforward as u put it.It depends on d scores(raw) gotten thruout schl.
Heard abt wes.org?...check dem out

It's nt wrong sir. Of course every cgpa is gotten from all course's scores.

Bennyberry: only a fool refuse to tak reverence of oda nations,no wonder u continue to be demoralized.#ODE

No vex, but I no b ODE=ordinary differential equation

bloodymary92: a virgin thread?? got attracted to this cuz I'm a virgin but seriously, a home for virgins..really?? I think it's lame...no one gives two bout virginity cuz it is not and will nevr be a sign of decency or decadence. no offense..a virgin said so

Ashawo virgin like u

lovelyronke20: I and Banky W nko??

u go fit carry banky w? If dat guy head boot u u go scatter into one million pieces o

This IK is a fan of ArSe-a.nal, from juliet ibrahim's huge arsenal to this colombian weapon of mass destruction. Lol

tammie24: Because she isn't ibo abi?

The girl no fit Uti, him no see pipu like: Tools, waje, helen paul, mocheda etc NOTE am nt talking about physical beauty alone but CLASS

taharqa: Fashola shld keep his fucckin mouth SHUT. WTH!!! I kinda like Fash but I just find frivilous peeps disgusting! If d ebola outbreak had become an epidermic, wud Fash not hv been amongst d loudmouths callin Jona's name and askin for his head. Wait! Weren't dis same Fash and Co already blamin him for 'allowin' Sawyer tru d 'national' airport wen they thought it might get outa hand.... Who provided the facilities and personnels at d National Disease Control Centre, d very body in charge of coordinating the onslaught against ebola? Who provided d framework for d tracing of suspected 'contact' persons? Who servd as d link bw critical international bodies like d CDC, World bank and Doctorswithoutborders? Who provided continuous and effective screening at our Airports, Seaports and border crossings? Who provided d protective gears, drugs and oda equipments to most states centres across d country? Who coordinated Info dissemination during d period, a very critical part of disease control anywhere? Who fucckin gave both Lagos and Rivers state #200m each to fight d disease? Who in their read senses wud even questn d central role of a national Govt in any sort of disease control sef??

u r right bro.
Fashola is just trying hard to be heard. Though he is right to credit the success to d pipu above but leaving out the federal ministry of health is an act of ingratitude. FG has never discredited Lagos state in d success of ebola, what GEJ always say is "if we can join hands 2geda and fight bokoharam the way we did with ebola then BH would be history in no time." The above statement is generalized, so I don't know why fashola wants to claim as if FG did nothing in d fight against ebola.

Trying 2 b someone else is a waste of who u are (27)

9) Saying someone is ugly doesn't make u any prettier.
I singled out dis one because of my younger ones; they keep calling any body dat is not fine to dia taste ugly and I hate it. They virtually classify everybody they meet into two: ugly or beautiful/handsome. lol

sweetylicious: Hahahahaha lwkm ooooooo hahahahaha.I wan shit!(running to toilet)

Go fast! It's already smelling here.

dagentility: I dont give a damn about what you and your likes think about me,my view of things cannot be the same with yours.

Don't mind those people jor, dats y dey r called d 'opposition' their job is to oppose and pipu dat oppose r sad pipu, sad pipu r depressed, depressed pipu take dia own lives. U can only pray 4 dem my dear.

Whizzdom: Abeq make we hear word jorh ........

Dem knw say Independence Day dey come ... dem quickly go rescue Chibok gurls

As if the Chibok Gurls story real

Wot are we celebrating? Independence of unemployment,

Independence of corruption, Independence of terrorism.

Make dis Goodluck of a guy go redeem himself and his can-cos

Before saying bullsh*t on Independence Day

Mthewwwwwwww

Oga mak i go dey watch ma movie dey go jawe

#TeenWolf Tins

Trash

datbay: It is well.......... Praying a better person will read the independence speech next year.

Wrong prayer!

Good one

Let's join hands 2geda in making the struggles of our heroes past a reality, let all tribes unite in building a greater nigeria, it seems we've succeeded in building our home(nigeria) in d air all these years, we need not destroy it, I think dats the right place it should be, let's just put foundations on it.
Nigerians in diaspora should also join in dia own ways in moving dis great nation 4ward, we've got no oda place we can call HOME let's fix our HOME.
Let's stop ethnicity because our diversity is d beauty we have as a nation n dat makes us UNIQUE.

Bennyberry: The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude.WHY CAN'T OUR LEADERS nd even CITIZENS SACRIFICE? Naija stand up

Edit ur copy n paste small. We r nt in America

barcanista: General Mohammadu Buhari 2015 to 2019

Dream dat never comes tru

OsoDupe: I will not believe u until u provide d girl's facebook id so we can check her out and see if it's true

Mrs THOMAS

OlamiB: Ɣ☺u seem to understand me. I am just pouring my heart out to feel light inside of me, posting this about my bf wasn't intentional

By d way, how old are u? u don reach to get boy friend? In fact, come let me pray 4 u

destante: well I would date a not too buoyant man if he wouldn't get intimidated by me. And yes, a lady needs a lot of patience to date such men.

Am not too buoyant and I won't be intimidate. WILL U DATE ME?

Bros, u wicked!