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Kill the goat softly n slowly

Anchor84:
He said he had a Budget of 4m and u expect him to buy a used car for his dad?because u want to sell ur own car.

he didn't say that.

He meant that he doesn't have 4m to spend on a better Benz instead he wants to go for a camry or Avalon.

pxjosh:
I know you won't sleep well this night

the guy typed that thing in tears n sorrow

I like lindaikeji but this dude is annoying the fu*k out of me

This moomoo OP fit be the man with the "Oshobaba Thank You"

Hunger is really bad.

Akon don finally catch that 4th wife wey him dey look for

omowolewa:
Congratulations, she is just beautiful.

you need to remove d particles in ur eyes



Nice house, She made good use of the atmosphere.

henrygale:
Ok.
But don't be too comfortable......she might be giving the ones she doesn't like ur number to make u feel secured while she devours the ones she likes at ease!!

exactly my thought. When she meets prince charming she will give him her number plus her heart.

The best is for her not to stand n talk with guys at random

yemmight:
Scattered everything in the country and now hiding in Otuoke.

pmb has killed the country

ganwa:
And u believed her on that, she lied.

she can't lie about that, she has grown up kids. Her kids can do the stuffs. Even her husband pounds yam.


If she lies about that, how will her children n those that know her personally feel?

Irete26:
that is going to be around 300 and 324

monetary implication

The only thing I took away from everything she said is NO MAID. I'm very impressed


But your husband was rich. Maybe not as much as now. And you weren't rich then but promising.

Irete26:
cost of stamping an half plot depends on the space area left after the house is built.. Although an half plot of land is around 324 sqaure meter in Lagos State and since the house has taken part of it, the space left should be around 150 may be a little higher or less. Thanks

I'm talking about the half plot being d space left

KanwuliaExtra:
Will the dragon return to Khaleesi?

I thought of this

praxs:
Its not yet confirmed but we are suspecting pregnancy. I am 28yrs of age and my girl is 22years. We started dating not too long. We made love sometime last month and she missed her perioed. We used strip and it shows she is pregnant. We will go for a proper test today to confirm. Now here are the issues disturbing me:

A: She wants abortion but I don't want that: she's a student, hence keeping it will be complicated for her.

B: I have been thinking of ways to convince her but she's adamant, abortion is the best for her. Please more ideas for me on how to convince her. And if I successfully convince her to keep the pregnancy, how do we go about this?

C: Both of us come from a very strick family.

D: I am still thinking of how to report myself to her family. I could end up in police station tho. Do I go straight to see her parents (suicidal), do I go tell their pastor so we could find a way to break it to her parents. Do I go tro her parents siblings?

What is just the best way to report myself?

I need your advice's urgently please, coz we are doing the test this afternoon.

what baffles me is how a guy in this modern era would meet a girl n sleep with her without condom. So u guys don't believe in HIV?

May b I come from another planet

I know how many girls that have tried to make me go skin to skin without success

Mariangeles:
SHE IS saying Nigerian foods are bad!
I posted on this thread because she condemned Nigerian foods... You don't even know her!
If she had created this thread to show variety of foods from across the world, it would have been nice and insightful.
But she and her cohorts had to condemn Nigerian foods...and most of the foods she's posting are white flour products
If you call Nigerian foods fatty, then you don't know much about Nigerian foods... You don't know what you have until you can't have it!
Talking about swallows, do you know how many variety of Nigerian soups ( healthy vegetable soups) you can eat with swallows??

there many good soups and I can cook a lot of them sha but swallow itself is heavy. I understand ur point, may be she made it seem like our foods are bad.

Some of those foreign foods she posted I don't think I can eat them but some are cool too.

Mariangeles:
You can have this then since you are such a busybody and you only eat boiled foods...

this your porridge looks yummy, hers looks yummy too, especially because of the sauce n meat.

I hate fried egg n fried plantain especially ripe plantain.

I'm actually tired of Nigerian foods too like her, mainly swallow, rice, yam, beans n other derivatives.
Though I have not seen much of other Nigerian tribes sha but they are still fatty foods.

Nobody is saying Nigerian foods are bad, she is only saying you should try other foods, she never chose any particular country over Nigeria that's y she is sharing foods from different countries.
I would love to marry a woman dat tries different healthy foods from different countries including Nigeria.

Mariangeles:
What is right about someone that does not know how to balance his meal?

you dat is frying plantain n egg, is dat one balanced? Or is it d "peer"


Guy dat her porridge is yummy

Mariangeles:
I already deleted the ORIGINAL NIGERIAN YAM PORRIDGE pictures I had on my phone, but not to worry... I accept your challenge and I'll post the picture here when next I cook it...in the mean time... make do with these"BREAKFAST FOR CHAMPIONS"
ENJOY!

and u call these fries food?

How much to floor half plot of land

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Mcy56:
Hhmmm, learning.......

we learn daily dear

Mcy56:
You are unbelievable! Is this same bukky the Op with another moniker?
Of what importance is the ex that you went to his house to personally invite him to your wedding?
This must be a nollywood script anyway.

"Thomas" Don't u know some exes are rich but not ready to get married, she probably knows d guy can spray a lot of money and if can't come, he would send her money. The guy probably insisted on getting d IV by hand so dat he can f**k her and d dumb girl most likely knew what will happen but can't resist d potential gifts to come.

Most girls are insatiable. They want to eat their cake and have it.

See as the girl is busy preaching forgiveness as if she won't do it again when the opportunity comes.

The annoying part is that they hate condom and can Bleep five guys a month without condom and expect not to have STD. Girls are d major distributors of HIV worldwide. I know how much I argue and convince different girls before using condom on them. They don't even believe in HIV. "Most not all"

That court must b a stupidd one, has Buhari shown his?

tsephanyah:
Sai Baba

typical of a zzombee

KingKingKing:
old man are u not too old for Nairaland, at 45 u are still here acting like a child!

lol, you must be deranged.

You just checked my previous post where i called out dat boy n you think I'm 45, you must be very bad at comprehension. Most people dat know me here will b laughing at ur stupidityyy.

Low life

KingKingKing:
Old man shut up! Those i tagged check out their message histories and get d crux of my message!

Nonsense!

still an airhead

KingKingKing:
some times i wonder if some ppl here on Nairaland are human or demon,or are they part of the fallen angels from heaven? By their comments you wonder if they are beasts? See that LUCIFERCHRISTI's comment up there... how do you abhor hate and anger for people who do not know you?.

Did these hate filled persons come out of a woman or what?
they seem to be everywhere on Nairaland with funny monikers like Cowhead, Luciferchristi , Etc... i fear for Nairaland and our generation at large.


Beautiful Children God bless them!

you are the one sounding childish n insane if you can't get d humour in his comment

hohyay:
Joshua is not scared of anybody, he wants the fight to take place at Cardiff cos of the money they will generate....but everyone seems not to understand.

you are the only one dat understands even more than Joshua himself