₦airaland Forum

Nneka123:
Exactly!

money first, appearance second and d last

olujastro:
lol. work is fine bro. picture koor! i'm even looking for how to change my profile name on nairaland so that I won't be known by anyone at all. Did u also get d invite? I don't even know what to do about it right now.

I got d invite. Lol, y r u hiding ur identity, abeg come out of d shell jor

aflyingbird:
taking to pple in nl is like talking to a damn wall . i actually sent a chat history ( for one particular afternoon last week ) to a friend yesterday and she sent me hers ! these are just call history of the calls we both made that afternoon . chat history / call history is simply that , chat history. it states the day & time calls were made . chat history is on the opposite end of the spectrum from texts bc with the former there is no content. chat/call history does not equal texts. you're saying the contents of the chat confirmed she was cheating, what content ?? pple just like making things up ! op didn't say texts , he said chat history . he himself didn't mention anything about content bc he had none to work with , all he saw was that calls were made to this guy and vice versa , no content !

madam y r u arguing? Didn't u read where d OP said he kept d phone because dats only proof dat she cheated. How can he keep it as evidence if it has no implicating contents.

ok

olujastro:
Damn. Very wrong timing for me! I just got back offshore two days ago for my 4wks shift. Damn it damn it damn it!!! *pissed*

guy put ur picture! Apc pikin. U no c as I put my own. Hw work?

diggy4real:
Thanks. I pray I get my invite o, cos I work in a chevron location I knw how Chevron staffs are treated.

ok
I Heard dat dragnet leaks d questions to some candidates

diggy4real:
Please when is the test? Am expecting mine anytime soon.

28 of dis month

davide470:
You guys are Mech. Grads right?

yea
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Please, any clue?

dasoul:
I just got an invite for aptitude test. Anyone else in the forum?

me too, I just got mine today.
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They said it will b numerical, verbal, and abstract reasoning. The question is, will it b normal dragnet shl questions or chevron will set it by themselves

Oshiomhole be like oyibo man when don stay 2years for mortuary. *Oyibo people dey black wen dem die.

Y these assho.le.s dwelling in the past?
He should be saying "how we are going to defeat poverty and power failure in Nigeria"
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Does he think they just won a war?

barcanista:
Shey na him carry the gala de gve you? Some people just de misyarn

no mind the guy, his sense of judgment dey very low.

Excuzeme:
Stop displaying your ignorance openly!

Incase you need it spelt out to you, when an incoming Administration asks the outgoing one for "USEFUL" Tips, it is a "DIPLOMATIC" way of saying "Put all the necessary information on the table, .....dont hide anything".

It is not as if Buhari is not unaware of the hateful feeling Jonathan and his SaTANoids have for him (and the feeling could be mutual! ) so asking him for "useful Tips" (not just ordinary tips!), is a very cunning way of reminding him to stop hiding information, which is what the "transition committee" is all about.

Stop thinking on a "flat plane and in one dimension"! TANoid!

ur reasoning is so dwarfed! Trying to cover up what is obvious. Trying again next time.
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If what u r saying is anything to go by then there is no need for official hand over. Buhari should just keep quiet and wait till may 29th after then he will stabilize the price of tomatoes and onion in the international onion market because that's where he will generate money to run his clueless govt.

Excuzeme:
How old is this one sef?
I bet im be one "Gala hawker" for traffic, dabbling into what he knows nothing about.
Just opening mouth (figuratively), and yarning Opatta!

lol,
I may b hawking gala but I just presented some facts. When people lack ideas they only resort to insulting others.

richcode101:
Tips here means up to date information on projects embarked by his administration, so as ti knw hw to take it up. Its normal in every transition. Eg, if gej has awarded a road contract nd cos of any reason, work hasn't commenced, he needs to tip d incoming as to not re award or to track down d contractor. People should widen their horizon in reasoning

that's what u feel.
What u r saying doesn't make sense because all contracts r documented and will b handed over on the official date. GEJ does not have to come and be explaining such official documents to him except he can't read. What if d president is dead like d case of yaradua?
Buhari has shown again dat he is the real clueless one.

Sweetguy25:
This Buhari is a comedian. Why do you want advice from a government that you accused of destroying Nigeria?

it's really ironical!
They said he is clueless and now they need clues from him.
Hypocrites!

tobdee:
lol....

Bro, I sent u request . TNX

Please, does he sell weed then?

Slimboy94:
Free and fair ke?
It seems u were in coma before the election and woke up after the election

ur type can hardly see free n fair election in ur life time because when u see one u won't recognize it.
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By african standard, it was very free n fair because for once our votes counted and d security agencies did well. And most importantly, he avoided another June 12, not because he can't repeat it but because he loves peace unlike ur "Baba" dat cries on national TV just to cause his goons to take innocent lives.

tobdee:
Any which way, na destination matter

bros abeg u fit send me this pix ?

My drop pin or number. I wan die for laugh

admax:
Am sure he wanted to do the same for Jonathan but that one became something else after seeing access to money more than he ever thought of thanks to his wife.

nonsense! Why didn't he give it to himself during his time? He spent 8year without achieving anything, now he is looking for who he can control.
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Well, anyhow, buhari mist give us d good governance he promised.

eistien:
If to say u get work u 4 nr get time dy do dis one

joblessness is really a major problem in Nigeria.

Unibenstudent:
GEJ:how many years u think say I go sleep for kirikiri?
Muazu:-i no know oh,maybe 10 years in jail

another epic fail. Simple pix u can't interpret

irunoobo:


GEJ : What do you think Buhari will do about the Igbos?


MUAZU: He will surely marginalize them and starve them of development

off point. May b u didn't. C d pix.

Prettydiamond:

lolz... Dats not wat I meant... I meant in ur sense of reasoning

I knew what u meant but I opted for the literal meaning thereby diluting d insult which u intended to pass across. Lol

Prettydiamond:
Smh... U nid grow up

no! I've grown, or u want my head to b touching d sky or what?

oyin17:
you get luck no be big dick wey her bf send her you see.

hmm, my ears half hed sum fin 2dey.

Words of a 20year old.

Prettydiamond:
Shu! U can beat anybody ke? 20yrs is an adult... Grow up...all she needs a lil talking to!

tp10:
The rantings of a sore attention seeking loser.

present ur own points. U r d loser here

Chiam55:
If it was a gift to her he can't take it but if he bought them so that he could enjoy the items then it his.

I no. Gree.
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She will tell me whether d tyme I gave her d gift I asked her to cheat.

brownlord:
Lol, good luck bro.

The person behind the username could just be a nigga with 6 packs.

Nice curves though...figure 8

am In love with D figure 8 nt d person behind it. because even though na girl, she fit pad am

brownlord:
Lmao.

I think she just uploaded that picx, don't be a victim

lol, I'm already a victim of her figure 8