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Romance / Re: I Said I Needed A Serious Relationship With A Man, See What I Found! by keniolawumi56(m): 7:35pm On Apr 02, 2017
Bumbae1:
Hmm
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Lol some a dieing for their guys to even think of them let alone call.
Its the distance dear .. its killing him his a man . And if you are a pretty lady he knows how guys can be . So his paranoid .

2nd
He may be CHEATING ON U BIG TIME. The guilt is what makes him call you constantly .

Another topic entirely.

Politics / Re: Adelakun Adeoye Pushing His Spoilt Car On Road (Pics) by keniolawumi56(m): 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2017
Minding your business isn't require Capital, so some1 should just leave his spoilt car because he is a politician.
Travel / Re: AMCON Takes Over OAS Helicopters by keniolawumi56(m): 11:15am On Feb 15, 2017
Thunder fire AMCON, tell me a company AMCON took over and later made it. They only comes in and did the final burial of dying companies. Oceanic and aero contractor are good examples.

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Romance / Re: She Is Getting Married But She Won't Let Me Be. #help by keniolawumi56(m): 5:17pm On Feb 02, 2017
Don't give your self unecessary headache. Paracetamol is now sold for #300 on Jumia.
Politics / Re: "People Will Die Before I Am Extradited" - Kashamu by keniolawumi56(m): 9:17am On Jan 30, 2017
Awon eyan 90 heroin cartel. Hon. Sen. Thank you for letting US know your plan, but mind you if you turn all Ogun state Pple to OPC it's won't safe you from been extracdict.
Family / Re: Smart Mum Spoiled Her Daughter's Plan To Steal Meat (pictured) by keniolawumi56(m): 2:26pm On Dec 27, 2016
bitrade:
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Joblessness

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: C & I Leasing PLC Invite by keniolawumi56(m): 1:21pm On Dec 19, 2016
C&I is a great coy to work wt. I AV two brothers that got work through them. Is located at C$I I drive off admiralty way Lakin phase 1
Celebrities / Re: Between Timaya And A Fan Who Wanted To Help Him (snapshot) by keniolawumi56(m): 12:47pm On Dec 19, 2016
Haaaa,

Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by keniolawumi56(m): 7:34am On Dec 06, 2016
Damibiz:
Cook a very Nice meal for him,let him comsume to his satisfaction,gv him 5 bottles of Erujeje,nd u urself,take 10 bottle of Alemo + Erujeje,them Bleep the hell out of him.....asuming him is nt performing u for wan kill an,nw he is doing his job nd u re complaining...ANY WAY U GUYZ HV TO SEAT DOWN ND TALK IF U HIM LOVE U AS HE AS U SAY THEM HE WILL CHANGE...THANKz
Bad guy, wch one be erujeje again?
Literature / Re: Soyinka Threatens To Exit Nigeria by keniolawumi56(m): 7:28am On Dec 06, 2016
A lot of Pple has gotten same Nobel laureate award you got in 1986(30years) ago and they dnt ridicule their country the way you does to Nigeria. If you like go on exile as your presents doesnt solve problems Nigeria is currently facing. River that forgot it's source will surely dried.

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Phones / Re: NCC: Why We Reversed Plans To Hike Data Price by keniolawumi56(m): 8:42am On Dec 01, 2016
AndyMolarAllwel:
Foolish ppl, may thunder fire all you that brought the idea initially.
BTW what is the function of this ncc
NCC is to make sure the network providers works in accordance to laid down rules and protect end users right. But now NCC has becomes sales boys for network providers, helping them to promotes their products and increase charges.

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Car Talk / Re: Bulletproof Land Cruiser On Fire On Lokoja Road (Video) by keniolawumi56(m): 3:48am On Dec 01, 2016
lilreese:


Oga, better ask your math teacher for refund.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, u don finish this guy now. Are u senator Sheu Sani brother?

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Nairaland / General / Senators Ordered NCC To Hold On, on Planned Increase In Data Plan. by keniolawumi56(m): 11:56am On Nov 30, 2016
God bless Senator Bala IBN Na'Allah. The NCC has been directed to hold on, on the propose increase in Data plan charges. And the house has ordered house committee on communication chaired by senator Adeola Yayi to carry out thorough investigation on the senseless proposed data increase.
Events / Re: Bridal Train Photo Of Pregnant-like Muslim Sisters Spark Outrage Online by keniolawumi56(m): 7:22pm On Nov 27, 2016
eyeview:
Islam is a confused religion. They dont know which side they want to belong.
Very soon,it would be hard to differentiate between a muslim wedding and a church wedding.

As for the pix,they should have atleast smiled a bit. Its a wedding,not a funeral service.
Must you comment? Islam isn't a confused religion, you only need grow and stop soiling other Pple religion.

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Crime / Re: Six Prisoners Die In Ilorin Prison Riot Fighting For Meat by keniolawumi56(m): 1:15pm On Nov 27, 2016
Pardon my ignorance, who is a condemned inmate?
Politics / Re: Senate Passes Nigeria Peace Corps Bill by keniolawumi56(m): 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2016
leefbi:
But seriously civil defence is there what's d function of peace corps again what for too what wasting money when there's impornt bills to pass foolish people

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Politics / Re: Godwin Obaseki's Gift To Paul Arkwright, British High Commissioner In Edo by keniolawumi56(m): 9:10am On Nov 24, 2016
nduchucks:
They could not even install a central air conditioning system in that building? smh
The standing A/C is xpensive to the central a/c. I hate Pple that always see fault in everything. Am not from Edo neither am I a politician.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For Employment Test. by keniolawumi56(m): 9:49pm On Nov 23, 2016
Kunle106:
I also got an invitation, scheduled for 9:45am, but my concern is that there will be sanitation exercise on Saturday
The Lagos State Government on Wednesday terminated the monthly environmental sanitation exercise which hitherto held for three hours on the last Saturday of every month.

The State Government, in a statement by the Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Mr. Steve Ayorinde, said the decision to cancel the monthly exercise followed a resolution arrived at Wednesday’s Executive Council meeting which approved the need for a robust review of the environmental laws and procedures in the state in order to meet the present day challenges and to promote a clean and healthy environment.


The Government noted that considering the present economic situation in the country, it was no longer appropriate to restrict movement of people for three hours in a mega city like Lagos at a time they should be pursuing commercial and entrepreneurial activities.


According to government, in the last two decades, Lagos has grown exponentially into a mega city with the attendant huge environmental problems associated with managing a population of over twenty million people.

But sadly, the environmental laws, policies and procedures being practiced in the State have not been able to match the phenomenal growth and the dream of a 24-hour economy, hence the need for the reform.

Ayorinde said the State Government was not unaware of a recent Court of Appeal judgment.

According to him, the thrust of the fresh initiatives, among others, is to promote holistic and modern solutions to the unique environmental challenges confronting the State, while encouraging citizens to voluntarily partner with government to achieve the desired goals.


The Statement said: “After a careful consideration, the State Executive Council has therefore resolved that the present economic climate can no longer support the continued lock down of a mega city like Lagos, when the citizens should be free to engage in commercial and entrepreneurial activities that can promote economic growth and prosperity.

“Furthermore, Government will also accelerate the introduction of fresh reforms through the passage of the new harmonized environmental laws that will drive meaningful changes in areas of harmonized billing, waste management, modern Landfill sites, noise pollution, introduction of an Environmental Trust Fund and an Environmental Advisory Council.

“The Government wishes to reiterate its strong commitment to a clean and secure environment for the benefit of its citizens, and will continue to provide the necessary leadership to meet the environmental challenges of a mega city like Lagos. Lagosians and visitors alike are therefore urged to embrace these changes and imbibe a culture of voluntarily maintaining and preserving their environment to create a beautiful and healthy city that we all can be proud of.”

The statement added that the State Government would henceforth be tougher in ensuring expeditious enforcement against contraventions of its policies and regulations and as such, residents should voluntarily comply with the necessary laws and support government in its bid to have a clean and healthy environment.



SIGNED
STEVE AYORINDE
COMMISSIONER FOR INFORMATON & STRATEGY
LAGOS STATE
NOVEMBER 23, 2016
Fashion / Re: Make-up Transformation Of A Lady With Scars On The Face by keniolawumi56(m): 9:55am On Nov 21, 2016
Makeup artist will not make heaven, God hate lier.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Buys Toyota Car For His Church Member(photos) by keniolawumi56(m): 10:25pm On Nov 20, 2016
On to?
Events / Re: Wedding Guests In Lagos Sitting On Chairs Inside An Open Car by keniolawumi56(m): 10:04pm On Nov 20, 2016
ojun50:
Yoruba they can disgrace them self
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's BBQ Show In Kenya, See How Ladies Flaunted Backsides (Photos) by keniolawumi56(m): 8:48pm On Nov 16, 2016
Tiwa na very good bad grl. My celebrity grlfren though .
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: ''I Met With Nnamdi Kanu, Made Friends With Boko Haram Prisoners'' by keniolawumi56(m): 8:40pm On Nov 16, 2016
You sha want the whole world to know sey no be only Uncle Wole Soyinka sabi write book for Naija. We don hear, go drop our money abi u no collect at all? You carry money go marry Ibo grl.
Crime / Re: Lt. A.K Shekoni Killed By Boko Haram Members by keniolawumi56(m): 10:50am On Nov 15, 2016
haywire07:
Theh hav buried his mates last week, he will hav to wait for d next batch
Most senseless comment I ever see on Nairaland.
Politics / Re: The Jail Cell Where Femi Fani-kayode Will Be Spending Time At Kuje Prison by keniolawumi56(m): 9:29am On Nov 11, 2016
AGUBANZE:
I hate Buhari no matter what he does now. Being it right or wrong i still hate him and i want him to persist with his evil deeds so that i can acquire more judicious reasons to vote the dulard cowman out come 2019

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji: I Would Love To Marry A Man Who Likes Sex, Can't Marry A Poor Guy by keniolawumi56(m): 3:04pm On Nov 06, 2016
Why not get clay and mould him, since u knw what u want. Old sis

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Car Talk / Re: The Toyota Land Cruiser That Is Faster Than A Lamborghini by keniolawumi56(m): 5:32pm On Nov 02, 2016
This is real evil spirit, 2000hp? Na Airbus?
Phones / Re: 2012 And 2013 Phones Capable Of Challenging The Most Current Smartphones by keniolawumi56(m): 7:12am On Nov 01, 2016
Trexnemesis:
Wetin consume me? I still use my Nokia 3310. Who Andrewoid phone EPP?
Nothing consume u jare, andrewoid no epp any1 sef. Eboobuuuu.
Politics / Re: Buhari Reacts To Human Rights Reports Alleging Abuse of Female IDPs in the North by keniolawumi56(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2016
sternlley:
Please, does anyone have a nokia charger here??
Pin or big mouth?
Romance / Re: What a Woman Really Wants from her man by keniolawumi56(m): 4:33am On Oct 31, 2016
Cutehector:
The muslims think their women aren't making the right decision when it comes to marrying outside their religion despite being exactly what she wants.
Christian do so too. My first gf was a Christian, we dated for about two yrs and the story changed when her mum became deaconess, she insisted her daughter can't marry a Muslim as for her dad he is fine with whatever that pleases her daughter .
Nairaland / General / How Can Someone Get Life Certificate? by keniolawumi56(m): 11:11pm On Oct 26, 2016
Good evening Nlanders.
My landlady has been on my neck since Monday asking me where she can acquire life certificate.
She is married to a German, so she has a pension she is recieving from Germany government, she do go too but recently German government sent a letter to her here in Nigeria requesting for life certificate as a prove of been alive.
I want to direct her to an insurrance company but want to be double sure.
Please do enlight me. Thanks .

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