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rusher14:
Lagbaja, Femi Kuti, Ras Kimono, Kwam1, Flavour and Tiwa Savage.

hahahahahaha. Oshogbo weed at work

d banj n Genevieve

FuckTheM0ds:
what is this one saying? Abeg commot the former from your list jhoor

e b lyk asha 200 Neva drill u before, multiplying media files, screen going white it will n sometimes e go ring sef u no fit pick

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WonderManly:
Am tired! U no go kill me here... Still laughing sha! This ur own go bad pass, i swear!

bros e reach like dat o, y him go carry all dat kyn muscle d slap old woman

ama do it d African way, him go slap ma mom go alright but after I tie red cloth for African doll call him name 3times, start to slap d doll we go knw d 1 wer pain pass

who wrote this shit has got to b a toddler mehn

"elephant's left tusk" na smbody bin talk am sha

Cutehector:
Names: 80percent

Phone numbers: 2percent
Stuffs I should knw in school : 60percent

Song lyrics: 0 percent

if u add am up na how many percent ma broda

weda him d inside or outside who e epp??

hahahaha......not laffin coz its funny o Mr op, I'm only laffin as a sign of encouragement coz I knw how it feels to create a thread n b bashed

seven plots 4 sale

Op come lemme whisper smfin to u (whispers) Nceedaga was a prof wen it come to dis buh don't tell him I told u o, its a secret.

bros abeg arrange me airtel and glo own

s p a c e
b o o k I n g

perverts everywhere

send the man to d zoo where he belongs
if him kill person now na poor innocent devil him go blame but when of all things him carry cutlass take dey beat him wife him no think well

Richy4:
The 10 pic. is really funny. it summarized everything.

OP just has a problem with d dammy krane brand

Dammy krane go cm 4 u no wowi

and this made front page APC mods

1trillion strokes in hell 4 dis guy

niggas be using their heads since d days of Adam

free ticket to Emirates stadium in heaven for dis man!

Good day nlanders let me not bore you with long talk coz I hate "beating around d bush"
1. Tasting a seed of groundnut from wat ur parents or elder sibling asked u to buy b4 reaching home. Dis made me wonder most times if I've bin cheated by d seller or I just let it spill on ma way home coz on reaching home I get to discover I almost finished it (but na just one one seed I bin d chop na)
2. Being sent to buy sugar/cooking oil/ biscuits n you start throwing it up n catching. I knw dis starts with very short throws barely 2cm away from ur palm but with time short throws'll boring, high throws r thrilling n u start feeling lyk David DeGea.....trust me dis never ends well.
3. After watching fast n furious, no toy cars to play wid, u go get a stick n start pushing in an inclined manner against d rough floor around ur play area. This drives u crazy wen u start killing d drifts n all dat.At a point u start feeling like getting van diesel to play dat role was a waste of money wen u cud do it better. Fellow nlanders if ma parents new how I got all d scars on ma abdomen back den my name would've bin changed to "Lord Impaler" (almost cast
rated myself several times.
4. Owning a diary. Parents talk their kids into this so dey can steal it to see all d gross things u get to say bout them and ur x-rated fantasies! U get to regret writing some of these things down sooner or later!! Thank God I never fell for it.
5. Fighting your elder siblings. Just d thought of this is making me lose my big backside to tin air! Never tried it but had neighbors who tried it coz dey started to get:
a. taller than their older siblings.
b. to do hard taxes assigned to their old siblings with ease.
c. to lift weight at a friend's place they think big bro or sis can't lift. (boys ) and
d. a lot of things I found good enuf an excuse to fight ur seniors lyk, eating same quantity of food as their older siblings, big SIS's
Fact is this never ended well for them coz they get d beating of their lives and lost either a tooth or limp.

6. Tasting the meat mom friend. hehehehe no need to talk plenty na una knw how e d end. U don't knw how it happened, fifty pieces are missing n wen u think vividly.....u've bin n n out of the kitchen fifty times!
7. Writing a love letter to ur neighbor. Team NceeAdaga

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