₦airaland Forum

seriously fighting the urge to belief this despite the obviousness of the malnurished child's facial beauty

greiboy:
Poverty is a bastard

I must be rich in Jesus name

See how the kid transformed from a bush baby into a proper damsel

lmao, bros u no see anoda tin to use but bush baby, now i av to explain to the whole family y i was laughing so loud

mejai:
e tire me too. I just wan go collect soup from pot na so e happen

i hope u no troway the soup

tosyne2much:
If Juve no win this match make una cut my joystick commot

bros how u go want am, with woodsaw, chainsaw, bread knife or my grandma rusted cutlass

so this ronaldo guy no fit allow fan sidan again

highqueen:
a rich cute funny guy that's romantic.

and dbanj's oliver twist strted playing in my head

MhizzAJ:
Some people will rush here now to start cursing African women

I don't know why a full grown man wouldn't mind his business
They will go out to have fun instead of them to concentrate on their own table they will be checking other people's table...

Why didn't he order rice and chicken for the house help good samaritan

Above all let's show love to all,this life ain't serious

what is this one saying?

Kingsley1000:
I BE BARCA FAN,I WILL PREFER TO MEET MADRID IN SEMI FINALS OR FINALS

y una dey like wish for the worst?

tosyne2much:
If Juve no win this match make una cut my joystick commot

u don strt, at ft nw nobody go see u or your joystick

93% of guys around the world are broke, that's all!

dukechilezie:
Are these animals for real?

are you serious?

somehow:
Chei lol not the sharpest knive in the kitchen.

okay....won't call that a cool remark tho, someone cannot play wid you again abi

somehow:
But you will rather get raped by a woman irrespective of her health status as long as it's sex?

You rather kill yourself than commit suicide?

Very smart move bros.

finally u get my point

somehow:
since something must kill a man, i hope you don't look left and right when crossing the highways?

crossing the highways without the required caution is a man killing himself and I am not suicidal

somehow:
Until they bless you with diseases without cure.

then I'll die with a smile on my face, "something must kill a man" right?

there's a possibility this was done by a lady outta jealousy, just saying

I hope all this Nigerian girls dey c wetin their mates dey do outside don't just copy the laptop and car trashing, copy this too!

lilytender:
That is bestiality. It is straight passport to incurable diseases and special seat in hell fire.

from the look of things it is hard to find someone who doesn't have a sit in hell already so what's wrong with gunning for a VIP seat?

lilytender:
If you accept this offer then don't complain when Dangote family ask you to start sleeping with their dogs because their dogs prefer human dicks to fellow dogs' dicks.

then I'll start preferring dog kitty to human kitty

chai! nne whateva that broke guy did to u pls on behalf of him, we, the Broke Guys Association of Nigeria(BGAN) sincerely apologize

wetin concern me

op God help u say u end am well I bin d plan to insult ur future

brother wants to die in the name of marriage, a minute of silence for the groom

sniper

Shugavee:
Lol funny enough the nairaland guys ur hoping will run into ur DM, will still fu*k u n dump u!!! desperado!!!!

no doubt, I smell experience in this post

someone here has a PhD in dating broke guys, after jumping from bed to bed with broke guys u cm here d complain, who bin send u?

greiboy:
She must have been drunk while posting that

I can't believe a university graduate will write has as ha's

How the hell did she write her exams then?

in a lecturer's hotel room, pants down, that way u can never fail

trouble dry sleep.....

MDsambo:
1. They can die of Carbon Monoxide poisoning

2. Having sex in public

3. Pre marital sex

4. Adultery

5. Public indecency

one policeman spotted