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Who dafuq is ur dealer bro
that niqqar be selling the real sh*t

God knws
i like this guy!

JJOF:
The animal was behind him, as a result, he didn't see the animal, but an eye witness who saw the animal told him that the animal was about to attack him. Do you understand now?

the eye witness has been spotted

"according to eye witnesses, this animal nearly attacked me"
still trying to figure out the sense in that statement

Where dafuq is timaya?

we need to see this girl in his next music video else we no go happy for am at all

sylvez:
You are actually stupid my guy...
I was once this stupid...
I experienced exactly the same thing you are experiencing now....
When i confronted her about one of the guys, she said how will i be asking her weda she is seeing a married man, that the man is a married man na!!!

To cut long story short, i love my woman but sometimes love is not just enough...

We didn't break up, three weeks ago she told me she will travel for a cousin's wedding...i didn't know she traveled for her traditional wedding....she sent me the pictures today and informed me that her white wedding is next weekend.

We never broke up!!!

All the while i was dating myself...It's so painful but you just have to let go....

She did all these to me when i needed her support for my professional exam coming up next tomorrow.

I loved her but see my life now

niqqar!

this one serious o

In other words, the op is saying seeing an unclad mad woman turns him on!
brother you need help

nairalee:
Nigerian churches will only copy bad aspects that are not beneficial to any of us


but won't copy this interesting aspect that is beneficial to our konji

imagine a crossover night in church with this kind of show

the new year will be blessed

If caught that rat should be sentenced to death by an electric chair!

the problem be say the rat dey una village meeting now dey claim im lowkey chieftaincy title

If this one wrap u with those legs 4 bed, my niqqies! I no fit talk again!

They say names have effects on people and i honestly had no how much till 2day
i'm like, "WOW!" right now

Ironman15:
y'all that tinks i have a subscription have you heard of freebasics on airtel where you can access facebook,nairaland and some other sites without data

i made a post some months ago about a crypto investment,it was this platform i lost all my life savings

as i am now i don't have a naira in my account its been on thursday i drank garri since then till this momment have not eaten anything

have been offered free admission in the academy in lagos which i'm supposed to go tomorrow but i don't have any money with me

i taught you'd be dead by now!

the life still swt abi? Breath on my brother, better days ahead

I still do not understand how losing a bet killed the him

as in eh, why will you die bcoz of one spineless team's foolishness?

Niqqa just walking his croc to the kitchen
what has he done wrong?

If she had or will bleep the servant she wouldn't have let the joke out!

the kind of sentences that should scare you coming from a lady are, "who? That useless thing?", "what are you insinuating?", "that smelling boy?"

Uncle doesn't know his size
pickup truck trying to tow a tanker

[quote author=djoe21 post=83790534]It's not everything you joke with. [/quote
]
i clearly did not joke with everything, all i used was my data and battery

I had no idea how much i miss jackie chan till i saw this
homie had no business sitting up there tho
dumb*ss mofo

Gtuns:
Abi three

one na forerunner my broda

Throwing stones at people with guns! f*cking genius if u ask me

Tapout:
3

yeah, maths jux hard me

Wetin musa no go see for gate?

usain bolt! The chief runner! Wehdone o

ran from one woman to another, then back to the former, then to nairaland to report yourself. Next up is running to the family meeting where they will threat all your bleep ups before running to the court!

running has become life for you, congrats!

voltron14:
Good story but I'm yet to find any evidence her death was caused by the doctor.

Yes, he may have had a motive but there's no link between the murder weapon and him.

No evidence he was ever at the scene of the crime. No eye witnesses testimony, no DNA sample taken from the scene of the crime.

Curiously, she has had several other ex-boyfriends, one of whom stalks her and had broken her arm in the past.

and they told the story like he was caught on camera!

One Jesus was not enough
now we're going to have two!

Spiritual fire!

snakes are crawling into your room coz it resembles their natural habitat, the bush

work on it before antelopes and wildcats move in too

your room go feature for NAT GEO WILD soon

Nigeria be living up to the "hell" tag like no man's business