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Fuvking attention hungry niqqa
And I taught only women seek attention this much

Ma man be looking for an happy ending
Nigga be careful

Now this is one nosey neighbor

Judging from d manner at which I'm looking for any opportunity to break up with her right now eh, those crocs go chop bellefull

Mcreloaded:
When the desirable is not available, then make the a abailabe the desirable.

Use the money for one cup of rice to buy 2 cups of garri and soak and travel you can magically get 16 cups of garri.

What you are looking for is a miracle try a pastor.

u mean the two cups of garri will make travel after soaking it? Wonderful!

make i do am sharp sharp

buh wait na d garri go choose my destination abi na me go choose? Coz i no want end up 4 my village

Conceptman:
abeg just carry one drum of water soak the rice, the result will be mind blowing, e go pass 8dericas sef

pastor jesus, what of d bible verse i go need memorise 4 dis miracle to apen

Nyamiri:
Kerosene is the best.

The rice go swell like say them swear for am.

i knw wetin kerosene dey do our rubber bands then abeg i no want make them no c coffin wer go size me 4 mkt after everything

thank u 4 d advice sha, u try

bonyb:
Carry your rice go INEC office. You will thank me latter.

na rice dem dey count nw?

ideabuilder:
measure 1 cup + 7 cups of sand
too much sense will not kill me

uncle satan calm down na
haba!

maynation:
One guy owns majority of the accounts posting comments here.

If you know you know.

so you're say all these "f"s have dicks?

subcbouy:
Soak the one cup of rice for 40hrs before cooking.

ur advice came late i have already planted it

niaralandtopuser:
he should have paid tithe and all his problems will be over. tithe solve problems according to Pastors

that shii only applies to members, those hypocritical beings called pastors!

Paulousir:
Soak it in cold water for 1 hr before cooking in hot palm oil

sorry bro, i'm allergic to palm oil, what about kernel oil, can i use it?

Black man wer no fear white toto then, him get sense?

Fine face with whiskers
just give her a cat costume already!

This film go make sense o
if na hollywood sha

Wetin concern me?

how do i make 1cup of rice swell like 8cups?

Pls advice coz i dnt have money to buy 8cups of rice but na 8cup hunger dey worry me nw

Edyice:
Are you saying they can't stand straight?

At the mention of the word "handsome", i give to you
cc: Mrcork
come and carry your property

Picture of you standing straight or we don't believe it

Whenever he's ready to live under a bridge let him come to Nigeria

Wedding never finish sef them don dey show their colour

U mean this is what they call village in denmark?
Chisos! And Calabar is a city ni?
who swear for 9ja abeg make him forgive us

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howfar, channel dey?

Just go and recieve your beatings, it is just a small price to be paid for good dick

(in thanos' voice) a small price for redemption

YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS SO MUCH DICKNITY THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DICKNIFIED

I just miss timaya
small children don dey boss him game

Sunisonflex39:
bro u make me laugh

continue
karma got ur back

Sunisonflex39:
bro u make me laugh

continue
karma got ur back

Lets try this convo
girl: sonflex you have changed o

sonflex: swiri how do you mean

girl: you haven't been calling as usual, neither have you been texting, what's wrong? Did i offend you?

sonflex: no babe, it's complicated

girl: then uncomplicate it

sonflex: hmmm, you will not understand

girl: talk!

sonflex: ur boyfriend had a chat with me and politely asked me to stay away from you cause he's not comfortable with how close we are

girl: my boyfriend did what!
sonflex: baby calm down, he means well, he just did what any guy would do

girl: i'm goin to confront him, he has to tell me the meaning of what he did!

sonflex: please baby don't, you're not supposed to know this

girl: okay i won't if you promise you won't leave me

sonflex: i promise

i don't know what you were thinking when you snitched like this

See preeq like satan
reminds me of a moniker, MrCork

Area mama wer dey thief goats