₦airaland Forum

proudlyafrican: It is not right to insult your Elder`s in public...He should have searched for a better word to express his feelings.It does not speak well of him.

but he only said the truth & OBJ keep insulting him......abi naija no jaga jaga?

Van persieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Tearing dem apart....GGMU

Charles.nerd:
Dude believed in the potency of the charm and presented himself for a test.African bullet proof ,Ode eshi don shie now

lol

I thought he said in 2011, dat he will never offer himself agn to serve nigeria, he even shed corocodile tears........yet he's now comin out agn for 2015 & he will surely fail woefully agn...... he's too obsessed wit power. Bloody demon

CeaserB: [size=13pt]@OP I'm Guilty As Charged On Three Accounts!
I Sleep With A Watch Especially When I'm Drunk.
I Sleep With My Phone Especially For Midnight Calls.
I Sleep With Any Woman Especially If She's Neither My Family Nor My Pastor's Wife And Is Sexy And Ready To Mingle. [/size]

den u r enroute to hell fire, beta make a U-turn nw, go to Jesus Christ for 4giveness & eternal salvatn

Swtclemz: hahahahaha!!!!!! No 5 noted!!! i'm making ammendments

d sooner d beta, and stop foolin arnd wit doze old junkies

Callotti: Why should they be warned?
No need wasting precious resources on failed States.
Do they have anything against Igbo-Pride?
I SURE DON'T.
All the FGN needs to do is cut of financial resources and send them back to "Kwashiokor" era!!!

and now u bliv u hv made a point abi......p.ucci suckin hater, go get a life!

Go Falconets, go make us proud...... 'ku chi uwar su' women futball remains d only source of joy in Nigeria sports.....corruptn has destroyed evry facet of dis once a grt nation......it's a pity

modelmike7: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Why are u talking out of point Mr? If a player is good and keeps giving his team what they require of him,why would dey want to sell him to another club? You said "The only Player no club is interested to buy"? Can u pls tell me how many club have bidded for Lionel Messi or C.Ronaldo (the best player & 2nd best in d world for 3years running) is it because they are not good or what? No, but d club is not even to entertain any bid from any club for them! Stop arguing/commenting out of point pls.......................... @OP,Nice Stats Pls (OPTA Statistics r d most accurate in d world of football, even BBC,VOA,CNN,GOAL.COM quote dem 4 references all d time) Mikel is doing what he's asked to do @ Chelsea, his Predecessor, Claude Makalele played for Chelsea for over 4years & scored just 1 goal (a Penalty d "Special 1" ran out from his seat & specifically asked him 2 take, while Lampard was on d pitch! Tho' Chelsea were leadin 4-1 @ d time, he missed, but scored d rebound!) but he was d best DM (Defensive Midfielder Chelsea ever add) no one blame or tackled him for not scoring goals cos he's doin what he is asked to do, EXACTLY what Mikel is doing Presently.

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makalele actually scored two goals for chelsea.....a decisive 25yards strike against Tottenham wish Chelsea won 1-0, 2005/2006 seasn and d penalty offcoss

I tot u wld hv put d statistical data dat u use in comparin all d DM u mention in ur post........mikel to me remains an average player, least in confidence in all d CM

Dats number one tin i wont acept frm any lady no mata wht her family is......i cant even imagine my wife answerin such name....simply insolence!

Barca will win d cup after both legs, so dat d only one or whteva he calls himself will keep quiet a bit......mmttttchhew

Barca will win d cup after both legs, so dat d only one or whteva he calls himself will keep quiet a bit

[quote author=mai gaskiya]d questn is who did d exploratn nd confrmd its up 2 comercial qty or is it anudr ploy 2stat wasteng our money only 2 fnd grundnt oil.remba kwara state made d same cliam ds yr bt nnpc cleard d air d nxt dy.so lets watch nd se[/quote
are u sayin dere's no oil agn in Kwara?

Well, dats grt news, every part of dis country will eventually produce crude oil, our problem is management....i call for true federalism if dis country will stand d test of time........dis will make evry state/region to work hard and promote its/dier socio/economic prowess. Nigeria is indeed a blessed country

Pls mai gaskiya, throw more light, thanks

GAR3TH: Complete waste of funds and misplaced priorities. I still dont understand why these people build stadiums that no one can even afford to watch, just look at NPL matches. When the bulk of Anambra is yet to see any sign of development the state government will rather waste billions on a stadium. Pathetic

idiotic brain.....

Smh....op sannu ko!

Gudnews....i luv to see her act agn, i miss her unique craziness. My best actress

Yea, dis thread i will say is about 80% correct, cos i noticed it too bt some ladies r born to b w.hore no mata wic sch dey attend......cos no b all ashawos go all girls schools

Pls fellow nairalanders, hv anyone being called or reached after pz cussons assessment test? D 128 30mins questions, pls help, anyone wit any info abt it.tnks

@bluepro....tnx alot for dat clearificatn, @Op....criticizing & judgin men of God nt gud & u can release d wrath of God on urself, please flee frm such act & beg God for forgiveness........even catholicism does not condemn alcohol & smokin either & u didnt voice dat in ur article....d truth of d matter is dat wen Pastor Chris speaks, everyone listens, so dnt try to get unnecessry attentn by condemnin him....stop d hate & embrace CHRIST. Goodday

access bank is currently recruiting.jst dat dier site is difficult a bit. check tru jobfinder nigeria

where is dis NGO located?

there is notin wrong wit it, bt i will advise against it on a general note. d respect my not b there bt it depends on d gal in questn

I know if Barca had won the CL by penalty shoot out, there wont[color=#006600][/color] be need to face out penalties shoot out.

It is like 13men is no more sufficient to do OJORO again...
lol

A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his patients have been cured of madness,so he assembled them in a classroom n drew a big door on the board.

He then told the class that if anyone could open the door on the board, that person would receive a gift of £20,000 and would be free to go home.

On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to open the door, except one young man who remained in his seat at the back smiling.

The psychiatrist, with joy and excitement on his face seeing that somebody has been cured of madness, went to him and asked, why didn’t u join your mates to open the door?

The young man replied, "don't mind those mad people, they are just fooling themselves, dem no know say the key dey my back pocket…"....lol

Tom: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Monica". If you squeeze her right brea.st, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left b.reast, she types letters!
I'll Lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions..

...Next day...

John called Tom from hospital & shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" in-between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener!

Read more: http://najoke.com/jokes/#ixzz1vpHUQdcI

dry like pako biscuit
lol

nice one, if Banky W adverties cap. no buy o, na only him head d cap fit size...lol

Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch maniless.

Any guy would be excited to have such a big maniless, but this man was not.

So one day his friend told him about a witch who could help him.

So the friend gave the man the witch's address.

The next day he visited the witch.

After telling the witch his problems she asked him to show her his maniless.

After showing her, she thought for awhile and finally came up with an answer.

"Go into the bush and find a frog.

Ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches."

The man quickly ran to the woods.

After searching for an hour he finally found a frog.

He ran up to it and asked it to marry him.

"NO Thank You" the frog said.

The man looked down and watched his maniless go from 25 inches to 20.

The man asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no.

Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it to marry him.

The frog replied.

"How many times do I have to tell you.... NO, NO, NO"

The man looked down at his jewels and watched it go from 15 to 10, and from 10 to 5, and finally from 5 to not even a centimeter......lol

Grt contributn @all, bt No one has said anythin abt lecturers esp d single ones, it's a normal tin now dat our universities gals disturb dem wit pucies evry now & den, and many of dem cant say no......lol