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I hv skipped alot of games in d past, it's no big deal......cos i bleep diff girls during doz matches, bt super eagles games r nt included o, i can even spent tym wit kindergarten kids dan watch dier rubbish futball.
@op, d it shld b btw sex and a league games

1. An Igbo man fell into a well & was screamin for help. His wife came wit a new rope to draw him out, he looked at d rope and ask, hw much do u buy dis rope? D wife replied '1000 naira' still inside d well he shouted what! Return it now now, go to papa Emeka shop and buy, he sell it for 300 naira. Hurry up b4 i die here ooooo

2. Pastor: turn to ur left and say to ur neighbour....it shall b permanent in ur life. A young boy turned to his left and saw an slowpoke. Apparently confused, he stared at d slowpoke for sometime and say to him 'dont mind d pastor' D slowpoke replied "na God save u, i for use slap kill u today"

3. A boy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champange and d expensive food on d menu. D boy ask, do u eat like dis at ur mother's plc? D girl replied, No, my mother doesn't plan to sleep wit me later

I will date avril Lavigne......i so much luv dat babe & mercy johnson, jst for sex oo..... lol

MAN UNITED has agreed deals for Neymar, Modric & Eden Harzard.........now EPL title will remain at old traford for d nxt decade wit these young and grt players.....GGMU

A fulani herdsman was ridin on top of his cow.....wen he gets to d main road, he noticed dat some animals(cars) were passin him at a very fast rate, he asked himsef 'wht kind of animals iz deze & why r dey runnin so fast?'
He continued his journey still wonderin abt dis animals. He now reach a fillin station & noticed dat dose animals(cars) were getin oil frm dia..... He shoutd ' wayooo, mai ne su na sha! meanin so its oil dat d cars do take....
He nw went dia and ask for fuel for his cow, den d guy in charge insert d fuel pump inside d ass of d cow & fill d cow wit fuel, immediately d cow went mad & ranaway wit a vry grt speed.......d fulani man said to himself....'yowaa, mai ne ni' meanin... dat fuel it's d secret of speed.......den he na bend dwn and asked d guy..'se de ka ba ni na wa'....meanin u shld nw giv me ma own fuel......lol

@op tnks for takin us bck to dose luvly days

...days wen u go to post office to collect ur jamb result.

Wen boys and girls play rough in village streams

wen attendin block rosary in d evenin and play togeda while goin home aftawrds wz fun

days wen boys n gals ride 'long john' bicycles to schools

days wen u send a small boy to call ur galfrnd out of dia house

days wen u go to a neighbours' house to watch chinese films 'jakie chan' all day

u r jst been obsessed and envious abt d grt IGBO nation, its unfurtunate u cant b a part it agn
cryin ova fallin and bein used and dumped by two little gals, showed dat u r an 'adamu' for real and less a man

u forgot 1 pt, virgins r wannabes, self servicing z anoda name for dem, i wonda hw u ease sexual tensn all by urself, it sucks, go and get laid and free ursef frm dat bondage

hahahahaha, dats halarious,

den he is in deep shit.hole

@op it cant work
@al its nt a must d moni coms 4rm d guy
@macjive d statement dere iz no romance witout finance is 100% true, d poor guy takin his gal 2tesco shop also uses moni no mata how smal. u si 4 a relationship 2work dere must money either 4rm d guy or d gal.