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kuwena:
You guys will be the death of me. LOL!

well done bro. Good to hear u laff again

stannesi:
Thanx 4 makin me your damager, by d time i'm through wit u guys, all Nairaland chicks go dey IM una like crazy, lol

KEN d boxer i figured that is "It is easy to be brave from a safe distance."

fear fear, na ur mouth b ur power o jare!

"We are all dead men on leave" so, if u die man u go go start work, ooo. eithr in heaven or hell, na u know which side u get your leave. i know my own ooo, so its best u enjoy your leave as long as possible

i hope u go with some more firewood cos dem no go get enuff firewood where u dey go!

Ken u be genius now, see hw u clear d questn, me gone no sabi d asnwer, lol

it doesnt take a genius to answer dat ya question my friend! My 5 yr old kid cousin actually solved dat (ddnt even have to lift her eyes up frm the game she was playing!)

guys "Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?"

U R OWNED MEEN! U R DEAD MEAT EXCEPT IF U WANNA RIDE ON THE BACK OF SHARKS- U LL END UP IN THEIR TOMMY FINALLY SHA! An easier option would b to wake up from ur REVERIE, abi no b imagine u dey imagine?

stannesi:
omo, na wa ooo, is this now a Music room. so u guys are launching and album , cool ,
"NLNG - Cheer Jisi!!" by Ksquare (K²) (Kenosky & Kuwena), lol, dedicated to Jisi Daisy, lol

"Is this not d same girl wey throw una bill"

u don involve urself too o, na u go b our manager cos u just named the album 'Is this not the same girl?' U r a genius bro

and answr this crazy quest. "Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"

Thank God u sabi say na krazie question, maybe u should try getting in touch with Rev king, Clifford Orji or even skeelo- dey might be able to better educate u on the issues. But sha, shey the kol neva enter ur blood too far? A MAN WEY DON DIE CAN ONLY MARRY HIM WIDOW SISTER IF DEM JAM FOR YONDER!

skeelo:
[size=38pt]HI GUYS
I AV BEEN O AWOL FOR SOMETIME NOW, NO B MY FAILT


u well? whose fault is it?[/size]


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quote]BUT E GO BETTER
E BE LIKE SAY THE HOUSE DON DEY FULL AGAIN
CHEERS[/size]

daverreal:
Hi brothers!I just got an information from the general forum that Nlng has started calling for the recently published vacancy for Electrical Officers.Please does any one in the house have some contrary version to this notice.

stannesi:
Ken, guy let me be ooo, i resemble James bond "Die another day", which fight i won fight, run to safety and live long. oo
"If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?", lol Anoter crack, a joke man no criticize me ooo, just havin fun

stannesi, i dey feel u- y did u think God gave u hands if no b to fight sometimes? fear fear!

"Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people"
be glad your not yourself, because sometimes being yourself kind of of sucks, so tell me who hav been lately??

Cheer up! and sing along wit us, "it's well wit our soul" d song is tight,

stannesi:
u didnt get d wisecrack "but Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away"

it means that, guys like me that took-off (run) without looking back na coward, but dose that didnt run, TO ME dey are even bigger cowards because dey were afraid to run, but people will call them brave because dey didnt run, lol

ddnt know u were a wise ass na! How i for take c the rzn in regarding people who were afraid to run away brave? Bro, fear has too effects on people. In the first instance, it provides the adrenaline that fear fear dudes like u need to cut out, On the other hand it freezes/numbs the senses of still oda fear fear people like u so that they cant run but the person considered brave probably stayed back and fought though i still yarn say 'he who fights and runs away lives to fight anoda day' not the stannesi who runs away without even a fight Which other day u think say u go get opportunity to fight again na?

JISIDAISY:

Hey guys, I havent been quite myself lately, this month too shall pass

topssy:
Hi guys,checkout my site www.destinyndreamz.co.uk

bro, go peddle ur trade elsewhere, u hear?

kuwena:
Stress-o!

Just take am easy bro, e go beta, walahi! In fakt, e don better!

Anniwil:
All naijas in this thread,i dey hail o!!!,i need support from u guys,NLNG just contacted a colleague of mine for aptitude tests on 22nd for the position of Electrical Officer advertised recently,abeg could u guys give me the 411 for the tests,as in what it involves,the time frame and any necessary specifics,sorry to change the rhythm of the discussion just like that.God bless y'all!!!

Anniwil, how ur name come resemble aniffy name like so? u get the copyright so? Anyways, i no sabi abt the aptitude test for electrical officers but i guess u av to prepare for aptitude test na especially engineering test (since u applied for an engineering position) abi wetin u feel? Anybody with info fit help the broda out!

stannesi:
Ken, I'm in Lagos, man, Eko 4 life,

eh ya sorry sha! state of the nation

i talk say robbers hot 4 my area, everyday na gunshot,

which part of lagos b dat?

i go burn all d banks wey dey my area ooo, one of my guy resign 4 bank because of robbery

u wan make dem arrest u be so o Na imprisonable offence be dat o- ARSON! I sure say u just dey tear ur mouth!!

niyooo:
@ Jisi, 419? Walahi, I send the money go A/C number 07034660047 ( Kai this a/c no. resemble phone number o!!! )
and na my phone i take pay am sef immediately i see your request. I think it was around 1 a.m sef and my phone gimme delivery report. Oops Abeg request for your A/c statement (Text messages) from your bank (phone company) to confirm say i send the money. . Walahi if them no produce the money, EFCC must attend to this matter.

na so o my broda, na only EFC* go solve Jisi issues o!

@ Ken(osky) how you dey? How yonder? @ all have a nice day.

stannesi:
"na wa ooo, which one be Barclays-HSBC,"

dont tell mi u v neva heard of Barclays, HSBC, Halifax, CitiBank, J P Morgan etc. U well so? U need to leave that ur Benin and travel small o!

You no hear wetin happen Benin, when EFCC bust inside cafe,
boys dey break hands & ribs because den dey jump comot from 3storey building. Omo na terrible tin oo

i resemble any of ur guyz wey EFCC carry for cafe?

no make EFCC bust Nairaland, ooo, na people where upload pic go suffer am,
Na WANTED!! sign go dey 4 your head - bail na millions oooo,

like play, dey go talk say seun dey bring yah.yah. people. together,

y u dey fear if u no get skeleton for your cupboard (dats if u even have one self! )

JISIDAISY:
What can I say Kenosky, I am multitalented even a Microb like you can attest to that.
The account number no what?? Come kenosky, I tot you were in a more civilized country than our very own Nigeria! Here, we bank with our phones. we make funds transfer, pay bills(even DSTV and PHCN), buy vouchers, check account balance, get instant loan, recharge account WITH our PHONES . Your excellence, with all your share of respect, I don't think your citibank-Barclays-HSBC has much to offer. Are you sure their systems were not down? Man, that account number is real. If your bank is soooooo fake , try your phone

Do u know CitiBank-Barclays-HSBC? E b like say u be bush babe o! U also forget i had a stint with d Zen of banking in naija b4 i come this way? see ur mouth!


@all, TGIF, av a great day!

stannesi:
what a thread, 1 year, that is awesomes,

AWESOME IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT MY BRODA BUT THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY!

wats so special anyway that makes it so freakin long. thought i could read from scratch,
but i sleep off.

TALL ORDER! U WAN TRY? EVEN WHEN THE THREAD WAS AT PG 25, IT WAS A TOUGH ONE TO READ FROM SCRATCH (ASK LINDIWE NA)! U WERE LUCKY IT WUZ JUST SLEEP THAT CAUGHT UP WITH U

before u know "POW" met my head on my keyboard, Ouch.
what makes it fun

daverreal:
Hi guys,Please close to a month now Nlng published for Electrical trainee officers which I applied for as well.Is there any in the house having any information related to this.

niyooo:
Hi all,
Jisi, u try o, You don receive the15m i send to you? You try small. Hope target mountain don dey reduce to valley.
Everyone else. Hope work is going well. Have a nice day.

opokonwa:
Happy Birthdate Thread! . . .
To all those who are still on the platform . . . _cheers!
To all those who have long dropped out to do their own things . . . _{double cheers!!}
To all those who drop in and drop out at will (aka runsaways!) . . . _{tripple cheers!!!}
And particularly to the first God Mother of the Thread; Jaisidaisy (gosh! I'm getting dizzy . . . _{quadrupple cheers!!!!}
And to Kenosky, Alfa, Anify, Niyoo, careful Tommyex . . . _{ndeewo nu!
Least I forget, Kuwena.}

Opoks, na u b the real runsaway! Thanx sha for remembering to drop by on the occasion of our 1st Anniversary! Welcome back from the ROMANCE section! saanu, ndewo, ka'abo!

uchetobi:
good work you guys are doing, keeping the thread alive.

[size=13pt]Thank u for looking in on us- the thread will not die in our time! [/size]

kuwena:
happy birthday thread!

GBAM! HAPPY BIRTHDAY THREAD! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 365 DAYS OLD- WE HAVE INDEED COME A LONG WAY! LETS TAKE TIME TO REFLECT ON WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED SO FAR AND ALSO REMEMBER THAT THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT, WE ARE THE LIGHT AND WE MUST SHINE FORTH! CONGRATZ ALL GREAT FOLKS OF 'WHICH WAY NLNG?'

kuwena:
Because regardless of what I may feel, I confess that I need God.

kuwena:
These days I have run out of things to say. And I get the feeling I'm not saying the right things.

dats not a fair assessment of youself bro, u av not outlived ur usefulness on this thread!

Perhaps I should just bow out of the thread. But where did I go wrong with life?