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Anthony0094:
Go back to 1985 mode of commumication,





Write letter send ur little bros may he go do post man work
lol

Lol

Nelgenius4me:
wow ,my guy just be wise the girl has a good phone. she uses her beauty to get phones from men. I bet you she will do same to other guys that comes her way. Don't be the mugu money spender!

Thanks bro. That's true.

popefuse:
are u ready 4 it nw?

Yes. But I no wan rush. I like to date her for a year first. Get to know her and all that.

popefuse:
1. She smile at u doesnt me she fell 4 u
2. The flattering is jst to touch ur brain cus she nos u are loaded
3.No her more,dont be in a rush
4. No phone for or buying thing 4 nw
5. Limit ur interest in her
6 last what the purpose of liking her?

purpose: i like marry her.

firstking01:
Stay with one like us...

okay sir

firstking01:
Yeah, but the rate at which you seek for a gf is alarming...just calm down and with time nature wil bring it your way.

lol, i have a gf now but i wan get atleast two or three, cause girls they misbehave.

popefuse:
Lemme ask iffa and orunmila

i love those yoruba deities.

firstking01:
You would 've agreed na, by using her as side chick

i don wise now bro

no longer that guy..

as i they now ehn, i worst pass jack the master of all trade self. master of all, lmao

firstking01:
No buy anything first jare, remember, the way you start a relation that's the tempo you must always use to keep it going....


Two major reasons why if you buy her the phone you might end up regretting...



First off, she might have a bf, if you buy her the phone you automatically become her financial bf/bouyancy.


Secondly, if you buy her the phone and she eventually agrees to date you be ready to be spending on her silly cos that's the impression you gave her at the first instance that you are a "rich guy", and any day you fail to give her money the relationship quenches that minute.


Btw, what of the girl you met at the ATM queue the other day

lol i tell you na, about the babe for atm she get bf yet wan still come date me, i say no cause i dont like sharing

firstking01:
You don come again ba?...ma no kuku talk

elder first king, good evening, abeg talk, na you be king here

Dextology:
Walai, there are many things to invest that money on that will yield returns. Even if he gives his mother the money, she will pray for him with her whole heart.

i do get my mum stuffs, she is my number 1 Queen.

Dextology:
Take time to know the lady first before you buy her any gift.

If you want to impress her with material things, you will have to keep up with the tempo by buying things for her continually. First impression is a lasting impression.

na true bro, thanks a lot.

ToriBlue:
I wonder! The guy get money to waste.

Aunty what do you think is the best thing to do..

Zita55:
buy phone for her say wetin happen?



if you buy that phone, get ready !!!


you go buy fins tire

true, thinking about that as well.!! that one mean say i don enter maga zone

sonofLuci:
Bro to be on the safer side incase she no gree, wait till she gets her self a phone. imagine say she no gree after you buy her phone? if na me i go collect my phone back, so to avoid that kind situation, just wait.

lol

Dextology:
You just met a lady for the first time and you want to impress her by buying her phone. Where's your sense of reasoning?

lol, take am easy on me bro, i just like the babe, but i dont wanna make mistake that is why i come to you great elders of nairaland

thunderfiremods:
if u have enough money to buy phone for her...


buy nokia torchlight...for her..


it's only for u to be able to communicate wit her..


bt Op y u no jump from window of dat car...ehn....u no try oooo

lwkmd o.

guy you no good o

candiesgym:
She tell you say she no get boyfriend?.

nope

ElizaVeta:
All these writeup cos of a gurl ...

Hmmm ... OP ... OP

lol

evening my people,

abeg i get one issue when they bother me seriously, i met a very beautiful girl today, nna mehn i gats speak that small igbo, she is just my type, petite, light skinned and beautiful.

perfect, nice figure super 8! she just burst my brain, hardly before girl they burst my head like that!

i was inside our family car going home alongside with my bro, was at the front seat, bro was driving when i just sight this babe from a far walking like a sexy cat! i just quickly see her killer curves, oboi i almost jumped out of the car through the window lol, but i no jump sha cause my bro quickly pulled over as a sharp guy.

i come down once go meet her quickly, no time to waste, i got talking with her, fine boy like me she they trip na, my red lip, cute face and every, she believe, started flattering her, she was just laughing showing her white teeths, me i was just smiling like who smoke weed

long story short, i asked her for her number and then she said her phone is bad, asked her if it can be fixed and she said no she is tired of repairing it.

i say okay o, how am i going to contact you then? she replied that i should write my numb for her on paper so she can call me if she gets a phone, na so i begin find biro when they inside pigeonhole, find tire i no see and biro they always they there o, village people just follow me today to spoil show


but last last sha, she showed me where she works and she said i can come around.

but i they reason am say he no go too make sense to they go meet her for work.

so i am wondering guys, is it okay if i buy her a phone so i can easily communicate with her? although it is the first time i am meeting her, i dont know if this is a good idea, i no wan be maga, fine boy no mean say you no fit be maga, my bro here is telling not to do it, that i will appear too nice and that i dont know if she has good character and boyfriend too, and that is true though but...

i still like hear from you guys who might have been in similar situation.

what is the best thing to do?

i need your opinions, i really like this babe.

the elders, you guys are highly welcomed.

TheFreeOne:
Baba I want to be 'broke' like you.

Abi who no wan dey broke in billions

I no go fear banks, even EFCC sef

4

lol

lmao

hmmmm

Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?

Jobia:
Camera art

Don't quite get what you mean but this was done with photoshop though..

donkossy:
Thumbs up

Thanks bro

ReneeNuttall:
u over tried

Lol thanks I will practice more so I get better.

sooo i was just bored today and then i decided to play around with photoshop

rate the cartoon pic guys, na first time o, i try?

perezuche:
if you were knowledgeable enough before opening the trash you called mouth you would know the difference between locks when it comes to iphone, but you are dull enough not to ask questions and spill your stupidity over the place

Shut up your mouth guy.

Abi them tell you say I no get iphone?

For locked iphone?

Devil is really making good use of your brain

Synord:
In his new song If, dmw boss and sony act david adeleke popularly known as davido claimed he had 30 billion in his ACCOUNT. thats like almost 20 million dollars .. .. Do musicians really earn that much

Don't mind him.

Lol na WA o

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