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Logician:
This was the kind of thing that made my friend join boxing, hoping to make it big. Unfortunately he retired after his first amateur fight as his opponent enlarged his face and he was only paid 30usd. You could hardly recognize him after the fight. We still jest him to this moment.

Lwkmd o

Tell him to try wwe. Atleast that one is acting so he won't get sore all over after a match

abejide1000:
This is so nice. Football I no sabi play, music I no sabi sing cuz of bad voice, na wetin man go do to get this kind house soon. I need an advice plz

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Xmen149:
you see?,.but i like yellow yellow things sha,.liking you is it allowed?

Lol bro am a dude. That's my girl @dp

lefulefu:
i don dash u one liike.nice hips

lol

Xmen149:
Tell me somtin we all know sweet agbarumo sabi fall for shit

hope say u no follow sha

midashenry:
It happened yesterday. I called my gf in the early hours of yesterday to come over to the house so we can chill or maybe hangout and have fun, but she told me she was on her way travelling to go to her uncle's house. At first I was angry, because this is not the first time she is travelling without giving me prior notice, but as usual I said OK, and she said she would be back by Tuesday.

I decided to go to a friend's house because I was bored and on getting to my friend's house he brought up the idea that we should club that night so I agreed. We later drove to a club that night at Owerri (Cubana). Lo and behold who did I see sitting with her bestie and two other old men, old enough to be her dad, was my gf. She was so shocked when she saw me, but so I don't spoil her fun I sat and acted as if I didn't see her. But we both know we saw our selves.

She has been calling me since last night but I have refused to pick. I am so angry that if I pick her call she would hate the words that would come out of my mouth. So am pissed off and don't know what to do because she is suppose to visit me tomorrow, and I really don't even want to see her, because things might just get out of hand, so I just want to avoid her for now. pls I need ur advice on this.

why u dey vex bruh, she is not ur wife, Bleep her as u like while u get a main chick

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i don't deal with hoés.[/color]

you can never tell who a LovePeddler is bruh. not written on forehead.
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so probability you date one soon is 9/10

especially if you like fair fine girls like me

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What kind of "uncle" takes his niece to the club of all places and how does that even sound right if that's what happened?

Mehn some comments in this 2017 tho. [/color]

i been think say na you create this thread before ni

nokiaba3:
Me I Dont Just Like Dat Diamond Platinum Of A Guy, Dont Know Why

he looks fucking weird like gay

Anything nigerian is always violent.

Suffering is both home and abroad.

jeeqaa7:
May you be raped by kemen... Anumanu

Lwkmd o

chocodaviva:
OP i doubt if he a yoruba guy
he sure abt an issue before posting

You are the one the OP should be telling that to. He is Yoruba.

No go do nysc una no go hear.

PrickGetSize:
I understand the Op's angle and I agree with him to some extent. In the western world, marriage is a legal institution by which the government protects the women and rob the men. Without marriage, no woman would have the right to make after divorce. In Africa, I would say it's a way of paying back the parents some parts of the money spent in raising their daughters. The rituals of having a pastor pray for the couple or a native doctor bind them spiritually are utter rubbish and needless.
Honestly, there should be no need for marriage when two adults love each other and decide to cohabit. They can easily separate if they're tired without too much drama.

your head they there bro.

Getting married and starting a family is something that can never be questioned about. Why? Because the society says so. A lot of people would simply marry just because they feel like they have reached “that age” and it’s naturally “the next thing to do”. Well in my personal opinion that’s completely rubbish! Have you ever thought that a happily married couple can always be a happy couple unmarried, as it was never the marriage that played any role in their compatibility. They were good because they naturally “worked”. Out of several married couples, there are very few that are lovers. Well marriages always look glamorous when we are young but the truth is they are not. Following are the 10 reasons why I feel marriage is highly overrated-

10)MARRIAGE IS ARTIFICIAL AND UNNATURAL

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”

Love…I don’t think there is anything else in this world that feels as wonderful and as natural as falling in love. But don’t you think it’s reckless to swear an oath to love one person. It’s completely and truly unrealistic, unnatural and unnecessary to force people to stay together with an artificial binding contract. The society may prefer to call it marriage but trust me guys it’s nothing more than imprisonment. Love is one emotion that can neither be controlled, so it’s better to let it run it’s natural course, however long that may be, and die out on its own.


9) MARRIAGE DOES NOT NECESSARILY MAKES YOU HAPPIER

Marriage does not necessarily makes you happier (2)

Well it does makes your parents and their parents and all your relatives happy, but the marriage would be a source of lasting happiness for you is nothing more than a myth.It does keeps you looking normal to the society (If being considered normal gives you happiness, then you can easily ignore this point). No matter how fascinated you are by that “happily ever after” Disney theme you need to understand that there’s no perfect world. So if marriage will give you stability and a family to raise , it would also take away other things, like personal freedom, privacy, adventure, travel time and also other men/women. You’re always going to be happy about some things but unhappy about others.

TAKING CARE OF THE PARENTS (BOTH SETS), THE EXTENDED FAMILY (BOTH SETS) AND EVEN THE NEIGHBOURS (BOTH SETS)

Taking care of the parents (both sets), the extended family (both sets) and even the neighbours (both sets)
“Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one…”

One of the major problems with getting married is that you don’t just say “I DO” and start enjoying that fairy tale romance right after you have walked down the aisle. The reality is the real and the actual work starts from that day. Satisfying the needs of your partner…sounds sane. But how can you justify satisfying all those other people like the parents (both sets),the extended family(both sets),the neighbours and the society(one and the same).All your life decisions are now not governed by your own wishes, it’s made keeping in mind how much satisfactory would it be for all these people. Well there may be a certain segment of people who may enjoy it, but for rest of us it usually sucks.

7) OVERRATED MODEL OF HAPPINESS

Overrated model of happiness

“Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.”

The problem with society is that they consider marriage as bliss. There are so many people getting married with al the “Cinderella at the ball trappings”, only to get divorced within 2 years or so. If you are getting married thinking, this one decision in your life is going to take away all your sorrows, then you need to just look around and you’ll see several partners hanging on by the skin of their teeth. If you consider the institution worth fighting for the ground is all yours, but just by getting married you cannot guarantee happiness.

6) IT’S NOT FOR EVERYONE

It’s not for everyone

“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.”

I feel marriage is all about person and the circumstances. People usually get married because they have to, not because they want to. On the contrary I feel that we should all directly pursue what makes us happy .There are a lot of people who are a firm believer in long term relationships but always look upon marriage with suspicious eyes. However they still get married to uphold the culture and tradition. But is it even worth it? Because with marriage would come the stress and pressure of living your life in accordance with someone else. With marriage would come kids who will take over every waking minute. The only thing we can conclude: marriage is not for all. Not the thing is…it’s for whom? I am not opposed to all individual marriages ,just the ides of marriage as a universal goal.

5) THE INTENSE FEELING (LOVE) MAY PATH WAY TO ANOTHER EQUALLY INTENSE FEELING (HATRED)
The intense feeling (love) may path way to another equally intense feeling (hatred)

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”

With no pun intended, I always feel that “being in love” can never be a continuous state. Obviously that’s not the problem; the problem is what substitutes it. We all know about such couples who thought they met “the one”…only to hate their intuition years later. With the spark fading, the cumbersome routine, the stagnation that you start feeling after having kids and the lack of effect of constructive dialogue almost everybody starts feeling “Okay this is the person I love, and I would indeed love to be with this person and have this lifestyle when I am may be, 50…but surely not now”. And then you start hating not just your partner but also yourself for getting successfully caught in the marriage web and throttled.

4) INFIDELITY

“The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.”

We all know how selfish our society has grown upto.There might be no problem with marriage but with the cultural norms changing one has to agree that today you cannot guarantee a marriage to stay forever. One of the most common reasons behind relationships falling apart is cheating and trust me that’s a big one. Do you know the secret behind the high success rate of marriages in the past decade .Even when the wife was aware of the husbands affairs, she moderately accepted it. Do you think that economically, socially and culturally independent women of today can take all of this then surely your marriage stands a chance.

3) MEANS OF LONG-LASTING ROMANCE

Means of long-lasting Romance

“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.”

The problem with marriage is that almost everyone has an utterly unrealistic view about marriage. The story starts with a girl and boy “head over heels in love” with each other. The next obvious step that anyone can think of marriage. So they get married with “the one”. Society never tells you what happens next. Even those hard core romantic movies usually ends at this stage just giving “the happily ever after “tag to all their pairs. What they don’t show is that the “head over heels” phase ends in the very beginning, what starts after it is…hard work and a lot of sacrifices. Now you are expected to be committed not only to a person but also to all the good and bad that comes along with them…which is hard work. Once you get married slowly but steadily the Romance would fade away because marriage is more about commitment and less about romance and love. In no way am I questioning the place of love in marriage but it’s always commitment that takes the upper hand. Marriage in actual has nothing to do with love. It cannot make someone love you , it doesn’t even guarantee they’ll continue to love you.

2) IF IT DOES NOT WORK OUT…(UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION BUT TO ANYHOW WORK IT OUT)
If it does not work out…(Unfortunately there is no other option but to anyhow work it out)

“Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers”

You love your spouse and you don’t mind going to any extent in order to save your marriage. But what if even after giving it all your energy, you two are just not compatible enough. It’s not just a normal relationship where you would just part ways. An institution like marriage involves so much that it’s never easy to get out of it and then all your actions start to be torn by bitterness. The feeling that “no matter what I do, it won’t change” can make your life miserable and you helpless.

1) ONE OF THOSE BATTLES WHERE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE VICTORY
One of those battles where there is nothing like victory

“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”

There was something I found on Google Buzz that admirably sums up what I myself have to say,

“…what do I get in this system of marriage that I can’t have otherwise …. to me its NOTHING .. and I lose a lot ..so the choice is easy … stay single stay happy”

I know this might sound too cynical to a lot of people but what do you gain after getting married. The very obvious answers are sharing life’s precious moments with that special someone, celebrating togetherness, ensuring that there will be someone to take care of you once you grow old but then these are things you’ll get out of any serious long term relationship…why do you need a legal contract or a government certificate for it. What one can be absolutely sure of is losing one’s freedom, one’s independence and a lot many times even his/her desires and dreams. Marriage is that piece of paper that can not only change your life’s but also your personalities at times.

edoboy33:
so I tried becoming muscular atleast build up
so I started doing pushups and for just three days and 30 pushups I now suffer from severe muscle pain and pain in my lower abdomen
should I continue??
am I doing it wrong??
is it normal??
should I quit??

Lol we they the same boat

shinarlaura:
Granted........

Waiting for ur pm

slut.

I guess your only use is for fucck. Nothing else lmao.

Aggressive fucker go finish you well.

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bluaero:
Severe miss!

Hahaha guy see your face.

Sugar son

Valkaryie:
She looks beautiful, but looks like a shadow of her former self

Shadow of former self indeed. She looks perfectly okay.

I love those twin girls on li tv.

Abeg who get one mumber?

A very big reward awaits you.

HQuadreal:
Am trying my best but I haven't achieve what am looking for.

Really? Instead of begging finalboss why didn't you ask him to show you business to make money? No tendency to be successful. You just want to sit down and recieve free money.

NFA.

This finalboss guy they misbehave self. If you want to help people, show them way to success not giving free money, now every body is creating new monikers to beg you. This is the reason I give help offline and it's to the less privileged, e.g physically disabled!! Not to grown able bodied men and women who have no physical deformity.

Pfft.

Make una go find work Abeg.

HQuadreal:
Finalboss am begging you please help me.

Please stop begging. Go hustle. This finalboss you are begging didn't sit back and beg people to help him like you are doing now, if he did you probably won't be here asking for his help.

Go hustle. So many hustle full online and offline.

Na just greed and lazyness, long throat they kill una so.

Mtchwww. Begging a fellow human like this for help when you have two hands and leg. God forbid bad thing. *spits *

Gaborone:
It happens dear. Read somewhere this morning that the fact that someone asks for a loan or has a debt doesn't mean the person is financially irresponsible. Life happens. I want to extend that by adding that it also doesn't mean the person is lazy. If you were coming from the angle of not being sure of the genuiness of the plea, it would have been a different ball game.

Dont attack people like that. You don't know their story.

Cheers.

But since a nairalander started giving out free money. Majority have resorted to begging, most nairalanders have opened new accounts to beg. They want free money.

Lol I like the this guy

Azubogucharles:
you are big fool... A lady with all her money and certificate without a husband is nothing

Lol, life is perspective. My opinion and yours differs does not make me a big fool like you think while your very own views are overrated and fueled by common ego and illiteracy to think marriage is gold.

Lol na so

Na WA. Nigerians very lazy people.

Anywhere they see free money the begging never ends.

Yall keep begging your fellow guy when they hustle, no go out there and hustle.

dope guy like every other warri blood