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CokersClub:
exactly what i was thinking, but on the second thought, dia is nothing else to bleep in her.

Just shine the plate.

CokersClub:
thanks for the advice.

Go Bleep her hard and dump. That's what I do to any girl I don't need. Whores aint worth it.

Lol your own good, my own stopped picking my call ni

Yes android will be replaced with another OS, to everything, time time time there is a season, time time time

Okay that was the song we were taught back in high school lol


Thinking about it the Android OS is not perfect apart from customization due to the open source android is whack.

IOS anyday anytime.


So smooth.

Android they trek for where ios they.

9. Because they are frustrated and don't have money to maintain a relationship.

All this Congo people self and bat meat.

adorablepepple:
Pls what is he saying, dude should learn how to communicate properly.

What are you forming? So you want to tell me you don't understand pidgin again?

Na una type they do holy holy but for back na big cucumber when big pass your head you they use drill your borehole.

Continue.

jericco1:
But he soon forgot that without the fans he wouldn't have won BBA....
Such is life.

So make he kneel down dey beg fans say because them help am win?

talk2alabama:
I agree with u that some of them can behave like psychos.. I have been contemplating dating one but I feel they would be reasoning marriage...

Weiten them go reason before if not marriage, they are getting old na and they feel insecure.

Franzinni:
One is always enough...

They will always see you as a child... Gbam.

True, na so my ex they try do me, like I am her kid bro when she can talk to anyhow. I cut am off. Nonsense.

Unionised:
So we should try younger women abi? Since our mates are feminists And probably earn more than we do, abi? Ok. Parking my car at Aiyetoro Grammar school. Catch them young....

Nna catch them young o, i am older than my current girl and I can say it's wonderful, she very respectful, honest and she is mature, three old ladies when I don date when don almost reach 30. Mehn they behave bleeped up.

talk2alabama:
I just think they are matured enough....

Haha guy, na so I be think.

My last date before my current gf was 8 years older than me. Mehn I regret. Thought she was mature but she was more childish than my kid sis and behave like a psycho part. Very insecure.

The prospect of dating an older woman can seem tantalizing. She’s more stable, more mature, and generally has less “drama” in her life. But just because it seems like a good idea at first blush doesn’t make it so, you know? Dig a little deeper and you’ll see that a relationship with an older woman is fraught with peril. Don’t believe it? Well check out this list of seven reasons not to date an older woman if you need a little more convincing!

Generation gap. Tired of her overplayed Christopher Cross album and all you want to hear is some T.I.? Is she always going to wear that leopard-skin pill-box hat? Older women may listen to music not timely familiar to you, dress awkwardly from another dimension and swing an entirely different jig. But that’s what you get when you cross a younger breed with an older one. She calls a couch a “Davenport,” whatever the hell that means, and to her Robert Redford is a young, rising star. To you, these things exist sometime in Earth’s sepia-toned past.

Entertainment. She likes to have a good time, of course, but your idea of what’s entertaining is going to differ wildly from hers. She may want to check “Lawrence Welk” re-runs, and that “Murder She Wrote” marathon is going to occupy most of her weekend. You, on the other like young guy stuff, like drinking, yelling, and video games. She was born well before “Pong” even existed, so “Call of Duty” probably isn’t on her radar, slick guy. Unless you like church picnics, you may want to look elsewhere for dates!

Medical issues. The older we get … the older our bodies get. From hair to the toes, things can disappear and things can grow. Older date feeling a little pain? It could be an arthritis thing. Could be osteoporosis. Truth is, medical issues happen. They can get in the way, both financially and mentally. But how about physically? Chances are that all of your acrobatic sex moves aren’t going to come in handy if her hip is stiffening up. And forget about conception, because her child-bearing years are over.

Expectations. At her advanced stage in life, an older woman may have different expectations about where your relationship is heading. Maybe she wants to keep things casual and you’re looking for something deeper. Or maybe she has different expectations about how the relationship should progress? If she’s expecting an old-fashioned way of doing things but you’re a young man used to dating young women, chances are that you’ll be butting heads when it comes to the expected course of the relationship.

Mother figure. She doesn’t want to be your mom, and you don’t want her to be. But guess what? The only older women in your life to this point have likely been care-takers, or perhaps co-workers. It can be tough to shake that perception, and it can be equally tough for her to avoid mothering you. On top of that, doing the nasty with someone who reminds you of Mom is definitely not cool.

Thought Process. As people get older, they tend to mellow. Young men can be a little head-strong. A little wild, if you will. Older woman can be more deliberate. While you’re ready and raring to go anywhere on a moment’s notice, she may want to slow down and consider things from all angles. The more you’ve seen, the more you have to mentally process, and at her age she’s seen a lot.


Dies on you Hate to be the one to tell you but the older she gets, the closer she is to flat-lining. Women have a higher chance of a heart attack depending upon the situation. It’s embarrassing to have to tell your buddies that your girlfriend died of old age, and forget about it she dies during sex. The last thing you need is two stiffs in one room. Plus, with her vision deteriorating, she might hit you with her car as she’s on her way to a DMV vision test!

Disgusting.

This na why I they date Younger girls now was into older girls before but mehn tired of old shit.

Mayaa04:
o.p why na!?., write up is dope, but topic is misleadin

Oya suggest better topic

Headlesschicken:
Just look @yuhself...

Okay I hear u

tripplephi:
I wonder how ANY TOM DICK AND HARRY these days can come here to write rubbish in the name of steps that they have not proven.
ARE YOU RICH? have you helped anyone to get a rich man? how do you know a rich man early, when they are not yet rich? Your list here is just childishly wrong.
People should stop giving advice that they have not practiced many times.

Why so pained.

It's hard to get by in life and be truly happy when you have to worry about something as basic as being able to afford to go to the dentist. Money problems are one of the most common reasons for couples to divorce. It's understandable that someone would want to eliminate the problem from their life and relationship by marrying into money. But how exactly do you do it? If you want to marry into the good life, get started with Step 1 below.


Becoming Desirable

1
Don't be the cliché. You know the one: the beautiful (silicon-augmented) girl who spends all day shopping or sitting by the pool. You don't want your millionaire to want you only because you fulfill a specific picture, because that makes you very easy to replace. It doesn't set you apart. It's easy to find plenty of girls who fit that image. It's hard to find one that excites him and can match him in the things he enjoys or wants for his life.
Another part of the cliché, of course, is that you only love him for his money. It's fine to want a guy that can provide for you, but you should choose a guy that can provide for you and that you also love and have a deep connect with. He doesn't want an obvious gold digger, because he knows that will just cause his peers to judge and pity him. He wants to feel loved.

2
Respect yourself. Most men, rich guys included, want a woman who respects herself. Why should he like you if you don't act like you think you're likable? Show him you're worth it by taking care of your body and appearance (eat healthy, exercise, dress for success, and practice good hygiene).

3
Get educated. Usually, rich men don't want a total bimbo. They're usually pretty smart themselves, and they want someone that can keep up with them. It's more interesting for them! Study hard in school and stay interested in learning once you're out of school. Go to college if you can, and if you can't, attend free online courses from services like Coursera and keep up on the latest TEDTalks.

4
Get cultured. Rich guys usually partake in at least some cultural events and you need to be able to enjoy and fit in with that environment. Have a developed interest in music, art, literature, and film. Understand and explore foreign cultures, history, and politics too (since rich guys are often world travelers).


5

Do things with your life. No one wants to be with someone who's completely shallow, just an empty shell that never does anything. That's boring! Get out there and do things with your life. Have hobbies and dreams for the future (that you actively pursue, don't just sit around thinking about how much you'd like to be the next big star). This will add complexity to your character and make you seem like a fuller person.


6

Have talents. Talent is always sexy and makes you more interesting. Learn a skill or build one that you already have. The easiest route to go is to become a great cook (very much a learned skill), but you could also learn to draw or paint or play an instrument.

7
Be passionate. Be a passionate lover but also be passionate in how you live your life. When we're with someone that's really enjoying their life and pursues what they love, that inspires us to do the same. This is why passion is so sexy! Pursue your interests. If you've always wanted to do something, do it. Once you find your millionaire, they'll be very impressed.

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Part Two of Four:
Finding Your Man

1
Catch him early. Frequent the bars and cafes around major medical and tech universities. This will help you meet guys that are well on their way to being doctors and IT overlords. If you meet him when he is still young, he'll be more likely to be single and less worried that a woman is after him for his money. You'll have to deal with the intense schedule of a grad student, but that's just a mark in your favor. You'll show him that you're with him through thick and thin.

2
Frequent their hangouts. Generally go to places where rich men are likely to be. Skip the cliché of the country club in favor of lunch at cafes and restaurants around major business districts. Try bars in upscale areas at night.

3
Go to auction houses. Rich people usually develop expensive hobbies and collecting rare stuff is one of those hobbies. Rich guys will often collect vintage cars, vintage toys, comic books, or old signs. Develop your interest in and knowledge of these things and then check out upscale auction houses when these items are on the block.

4
Go to charity events. Charity events are also commonly attended by the wealthy. Don't go in unprepared though. Learn about the issue that the event is for and the work that the organization does. When you go, be prepared to talk to people you don't know. Even making friends in the right places can help you meet someone worth marrying.
You don't have to donate to the charity you're attending the event for but donating something is probably a good idea. Putting on such events is expensive and these organizations rely on getting donations to make it worth it.

5
Work in the right places. Did you know that about 22% of married couples met their spouse through work?[1] Get a job at a major tech company or other very profitable, stable company and see who you meet!

6
Make rich friends. You can use many of these tactics to just make friends who are wealthy. Eventually, through them, you may meet your elusive future spouse. If you become very good friends, you can even ask them to set you up! This is a good route to take, because you will be less likely to come across as just another gold digger.

7
Use services designed for this purpose. There are lots of dating services, both online and in real life, that are specifically geared towards helping you meet a rich partner. Pick a reputable one and see where it leads. These services still focus on matching people for compatibility, so remember to do those earlier steps about working on yourself as a person

tPart Three of Four:
Landing Your Man

1
Show them you're not in it for the money. Your future spouse needs to understand that you're not just in it for the money. They need to see that you do really love them...and you should really love them! Relationships are hard, and they only really work when you're truly bonded to that person. Don't bring up money in conversations (especially early on) and try to be fairly frugal. If they want a pre-nup, don't fight them on it. You can even suggest one if you want to make them more comfortable.

2
Create an environment of trust. Because it is so common for rich people to be taken advantage of, it's more common for them to have trust issues. You need to create an environment of trust. This will set you apart from all those other people and show them that you're the one they should marry. Be someone that they can confide in, never judge them, and be open with them about your own secrets and insecurities.

3
Be a great date. Don't be the kind of date that just lets everything happen to you. Take an active role in your date! You should take them places, even if the place isn't very nice. Be flexible and handle yourself well when things don't go according to plan. Ask them about things you know they'll want to talk about.

4
Bring fun into their life. Everyone wants to marry the person that they believe is going to make their life better. When you're rich, you don't have to worry about finding someone that can provide for you. Instead, they're worried about meeting a spouse that can make their life interesting and fun. If you want them to propose, be that person. Get them out of their shell. Get them doing fun, amazing stuff that they never would have done otherwise. Always be positive and avoid complaining at all costs. They won't be able to get enough of you!

5
Love them hard and faithfully. Be a master in the art of love. Not the sex part (although that won't hurt): be good at actually loving them and help them to fall in love with you. Be completely unselfish in your relationship. Work to bring them happiness. Surprise them with acts of love every now and again. Be cheesy. It's a good thing.

6
Keep them coming back for more. Don't give everything up all at once. You can sleep with them if you want to, but don't sleep with them often or spend all your time with them right away. Why should they marry you if having you as a girlfriend or mistress gets them what they want?

Part Four of Four:
Other Considerations
1
Rule out that you cannot make the money on your own. It is easier. Give it a chance if you are young. Stay in school and understand what new fields are opening up. Invest money every month in a savings account - no matter how small - just start saving. If you are working, try to be the best in your job.

2
Evaluate and be realistic about your looks, brains and personality. If you are average looking, slow-witted with a dull personality, forget it. Write down a list of what needs to be improved, then do it. You need to look just as rich and powerful as the man you're trying to catch, but don't forget your personality and personal style.

3
Don't be so obvious. Do not talk about how much money they have or how much they make. If they bring it up, be polite but ask no questions. Make it not important in the conversation.

4
Act like a lady. Avoid swearing, drinking, drugs, laughing loudly, aggressive behavior, and flashy outfits. Work on a more elegant style. Think classy and understated, not "labels". You want to be the girlfriend then wife, not the mistress

source; facebook.com

lifestyle1:
Dangerous publicity stunt.

Very dangerous. The guy na goat. He doesn't know he can be arrested for blackmail.

cc; lalasticlala please help me move to frontpage so i can get other replies and make proper decision, thank you.

Emproxy:
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hmm okay, i will wassap you when i am less busy, thanks

praisekeyzz:
Hello NLs....

I've been so disturbed about the strangest thing ever happening to me for the past one month.

I met an elderly woman early April at my barber' shop where I do come to charge my phone at night whenever there is no power supply(same as the woman). I went the 2nd night, still met this same woman on the same mission at the shop. She noticed my hairstyle and asked me what style it is, I was like it was just a partial dreadlocks but I haven't locked it fully to make it firm. And she was like she likes it.

And she went on to ask my name and some details about myself which I did. And when I told her i'm an igbo guy she was soo happy and told me clearly that she likes me more.

I was already admiring her as a mother(meanwhile we already exchanged contact) not until she called me on the phone 3weeks after we met and asked me to come to her house. After entertaining me with dishes, she moved close to me and started showing me videos on her phone...while scrolling through the videos i saw lots of matured porn and I was so shocked. She asked me what was wrong? that I should relax. I told her this is not right! I told her she could be my mom. She was just like it doesn't matter.

The most shocking part of it is that this woman claims to be a prohetess and a minister. Even on her facebook timeline, she addressed herself as a prophetess. I could disclose her facebook account but something inside of me tells me it will be too cruel and unjust of me...please people all I need is advice I don't wanna fall into temptation. She lives on the same street with me. She's new there......Please I need advice!

OP I kneel down take God beg you might go press you cool cash, tell me her name, I wan bang milf, make I mail u make u send me details privately

Sup my people, I want to start a blog and I have a budget of 300k, I want to get a real good website design and also I want to earn money from the blog, thinking of going into entertainment, I heard it was a very profitable niche, any way summary is I want to earn profit from this blog, so guys how can I achieve this?

Willing to work with experienced people here.

astralgirl:
email me : trilmarose(@)gmail.com

After how many years? Lpl

giftedheart1:
download the app from Google Play store

what is the name of the app?

I sure say na tboss brother they behind that account.

folakemigeh:
Hello OP, i did not finish all Your stories because they were lengthy but one thing you should be rest assured of is that basically 99% of male and female folks masturbate a lot.. i for once had been caught by my mum when i was 14 and she sat me down and lectured me about sex education.
But not withstanding i still do touch myself whenever i am horrny..... i feel it's better than contracting some STDs

Abeg no vex, are you the one at your dp?

iyoti:
PM me I can train you. You can check my earlier comments. I am a trained routing, switching, security and IP professional. You'll definitely get good value for your money. I do mostly one on one, the impact is higher.

I see, what's your location bro?

Fela40:
to be frank with you bro... those job roles requires real pros.

Their salary no be here. it was one white guy that was handling it and guess they couldn't keep up with the pay again.

Read about Networking ( N+, CCNA, CCNP. depending on your strength, you can dive into security. That is what they are looking for.

CSCU. (Certified System Computer User). I hope I got the name right. More like a network security expert.

Sorry where can I learn all these stuffs you mentioned here in Nigeria?

Oildichotomy:
Sometimes I don't blame African leaders, I blame the Africans that voted them and this warped culture of showing respect for anything with grey hair even though it is obvious it is empty is sickening. The Mugabe and Buhari example is a classic case

Like how would you rationalise a country like Nigeria with over 70% of citizens below 50 years voting the 80 years old retiree Buhari as president? Like what were they thinking

Majority of the masses are not educated bro, they have low in so what do you expect from a Country with majority of her youths illitrates?

I am looking for anyone that can teach me how to do something like below to look really good, ready to pay for your time and effort.

My location = Delta

Please signify if you can.