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Jokes Etc / Akpos Call 4 Help by kenti(m): 9:05pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
Get mor @ www.extramood.tk HELP ME....BEFORE I KILL SOMEONE HERE O!! i slept very hungry and saw bread in my dream,I took it and started eating it in my dream after I finished eating it,I saw a coconut & decided to eat it too but I didn't see a knife to cut it.So I decided to use my teeth only to receive a strong dirty slap from my elder brother!U don finish pillow....Now na my head u dey chew.... U be witch!? Na my Fault?? Www.extramood.tk www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Akpos Fit Die by kenti(m): 6:36pm On Dec 03, 2013 |
Get more of this @ www.extramood.tk www.extramood.tk Akpos was walking on the street and saw a beautiful Bugatti parked on the side way. He stopped for a minute to stare and admire it. Just then he saw a Beautiful Lady coming down the road. He quickly moved near the car and pretended it was his ride. He kicked a bit in the front tyre and sat by the door. He could see her staring at him, sure enough she had fallen for him already, he thought. She started coming towards him. He composed himself and faked a call to his mechanic while leaning on the door. Just then, she reached and said; Excuse me!". Akpos pretended he didn't hear her as he flew big amounts of money for spare parts. After a minute she again said; Excuse me!". Akpos lowered his phone and said; Just a second sweetheart, let me just make my last order. He then continued on the phone. As Akpos moved away from the door, at this moment he was sure she had fallen for him, he could tell from her impatience. Then just as he moved from the door. . . She opened her handbag, removed the car keys, opened the door, entered and drove off. One word for Akpos. Www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Dead Conversation Between Olamide And Dagrin by kenti(m): 11:28am On Dec 03, 2013 |
www.extramood.tk Dagrin : Ola? Olamide : Dagrin hw fa? Dagrin : Na my death give u chance o, shey u knw? Olamide : y u talk am. Na me kil u? Dagrin : u knw sey if I never die by now U̶̲̥̅̊ knw sey na shoprite u 4 dey work Olamide : 4 ur mind Dagrin : well no wahala na me dey rule 4 here sha carnival slf dey go loniperewu Olamide : we slf dey kill concert 4here o Dagrin : Na ur time now....I like dat ur track o, *we ar goin 2heaven Olamide : yea naso bt no b now lol get more at www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Today Latest by kenti(m): 11:04am On Dec 03, 2013 |
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Forum Games / Latest Of The Day by kenti(m): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Akpors And D Police Man by kenti(m): 9:49am On Dec 02, 2013 |
Pls dnt fail 2 visit www.extramood.tk Police: Where do you live? Akpos : with my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Akpos: with me. Police: And where do you live all? Akpos: Together Police: Where is Your Home? Akpos: Beside my neighbours' house. Police: Where is your neighbours' house? Akpos: if I tell you, you will not believe me. Police: tell me? Akpos: next to my house. ... deme www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Akpos Stolen Pulse by kenti(m): 7:13am On Nov 30, 2013 |
More @ www.extramood.tk Akpos was inside a bus going to his village when he suddenly realised that the purse containing all his money was missing Somebody had picked it from his pocket. He looked around the bus, everybody was calm, well seated and enjoying the ride. After thinking for a while about what to do to retrieve his purse, an idea occurred to him. Making sure that everybody in the bus heard him, Akpos said: Somebody stole my purse from my pocket. Nobody in the bus responded Akpos continued: I said somebody picked my purse containing my money from my pocket. The passengers in the bus looked at him without responding. Akpos: If that person that stole my purse doesn’t want what happened in 1994 to repeat itself now, the person should own up now. The passengers were now looking at one another and murmuring among themselves. Akpos (in a firm voice): I said what happened in 1994 will happen again now if the thief does not return my purse. People in the bus were now beginning to get frightened. Some were asking what happened in 1994. Some even suspected that Akpos was a native doctor or a wizard. Within a minute, Akpos saw his purse on the floor of the bus. A Unknown person had thrown it there. Akpos picked the purse and checked his money. Everything was intact. The people in the bus were amazed, and wanted to know what happened in 1994 . One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached Akpos were he was sitting and said she would love to know what happened in 1994. Akpos looked at her, smiled and said: In 1994, I was in a bus like this and they stole my money. I had to walk home. www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Confam Akpos by kenti(m): 8:59am On Nov 29, 2013 |
Mor @ www.extramood.tk AKPOS: Dad, if u saw 1000 naira note and 500 naira note which would you pick? DAD:1000 of course AKPOS:Why can't u pick both? NUMBER 3. Did you know? Scientist Akpos says that we have different blood group, so that mosquitos can have different choice of food taste. NUMBER 4. Akpos : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Akpos :No,I'll also stay wit ur sister NUMBER 5. GIRL: I'm warnin u My Mummy is comin bk in half an hour.. AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything. GIRL :That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up! NUMBER 6. SULE: Why do you keep saying 'Good Morning sir' to the mirror ? .. AKPOS: Rukewe told me to respect myself. NUMBER 7. EKAETTE: Does this Dress make me look Fat ? .. AKPOS: Stop blaming the poor Dresses dear NUMBER 8. TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 68x3x6+52-4? ... AKPOS: I will get it wrong... NUMBER 9. TEACHER: Wat do u understand by definitive deficit equity? AKPOS: Lambta ighotobore amarkata. TEACHER: I dont understand u. AKPOS: Same here! NUMBER 10. TEACHER; will you slap your father for N5m? AKPOS: my father will Disown me for not Slapping him Fast. NUMBER 11. MAGICIAN: I'll cut ur wife's body into 2 halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is dat,u'll turn my problem from 1 to 2! Make her disappear instead NUMBER 12. AKPOS: in my dreams,I play football every night. DOCTOR:Take this tablet,u will be ok. AKPOS: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final match. NUMBER 13. *Akpos trying to commit suicide* OCHUKU: Akpos, Why you put the rope for waist nah.. AKPOS: Oh boy, I try put am for neck, I no fit breathe NUMBER 14. TEACHER: Your Son Akpos is too dull, He can't spell LION.. PAPA AKPOS: U are Wicked, why u no give am Small animal like MOSQUITO to Spell NUMBER 15. AKPOS: I wish I had been born 4000 years ago.. TEACHER: Why?.. AKPOS: I would not have to learn too much in History Class NUMBER 16. EKAETE: Sweetie, please could you send me 10k? AKPOS: Sure My Love, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k ,k,k..... Count it, Is it complete or do u want more? NUMBER 17. AKPOS: Y r all these people running? JOBA:This is a race,d winner will get d cup. AKPOS: If only d winner wil get the cup,y r others running? Get mor @ www.extramood.tk |
Forum Games / Invitation By Akpors by kenti(m): 8:20am On Nov 29, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Stupid Akpors by kenti(m): 5:48am On Nov 29, 2013 |
My people get ´plenty celebrities update....latest music,videos and lot more including akpors comedy @. ~www.extramood.tk~ Akpors has been slipping in and out of coma for several months yet Ekaitte stayed by his bed side every single day. One day he woke up, he motioned for her to come closer, as she sat by him he whispered with his eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times, when i got fired you were there to support me, when my business failed you were here, when i got shot you where right beside me, when we lost the house you stayed right here, when my health started failing you were still by my side. You know what? Ekaitte answered "what dear she gently asked smiling her heart started to fill with warmth. Akpors signed and said "i think you are bad luck". More @ www.extramood.tk 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Circle Of Fear By Akpors by kenti(m): 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Get more @ www.extramood.tk Circle Of Fear. Cockroach is afraid of Rat. Rat is afraid of Cat. Cat is afraid of Dog. Dog is afraid of Man. Man is afraid of Woman. Woman is afraid of Cockroach. www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Akpors The Taxi Driver by kenti(m): 1:02pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
More joke @ www.extramood.tk A man on a taxi wanting to ask the driver Akpos a question touched him on his shoulder. Akpos screamed, lost control of the car and nearly hit a bus. The taxi went on a foothpath and stopped few centimeters away from a shop window. For a second, everything was quiet in the taxi. Then Akpos said; Mr man, don't ever do that again, you scared the hell out of me. The man apologised; Driver i am sorry, i did not know that a slight touch will scare you like this. Akpos replied; It is not really your fault. Today is my............continue reading @ www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / How To Skip School By Akpors by kenti(m): 6:05pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
www.extramood.tk Akpos did not want to school so he decided to call his teacher using his dad's phone. Pretending to be his dad and the following conversation took place: AKPOS: Good morning Mr. Akpan. MR AKPAN: Good morning. AKPOS: I'm calling to tell you my son won't be able to come to school today. MR AKPAN: Please who am I speaking with? AKPOS: My Papa... Continue at www.extramood.tk |
Jokes Etc / Akpors In Concert Show.....www.extramood.tk by kenti(m): 5:39pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Akpors Wife Vs Akpors Mum by kenti(m): 5:28pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Akpos' mum said; My son must listen to me and obey my instructions unless this is not my breast he sucked for 1 year. Akpos' wife replied; Mama that was 30 years ago. You must realise that it is my breast he now sucks. He has sucked it for more than 3 years and he's still sucking. Akpos' mum fired back; I carried him for 9 months. Akpos' wife replied; He was only 3.5kg then, wasn't he? What's the big deal? I am carrying him everynight, he's now 90kg. Now the question is who really owns Akpos. His Wife or his Mum. |
Jokes Etc / Akpors In An Amazing New Car.. by kenti(m): 7:51am On Nov 08, 2013 |
Guys am sorry for using that attracting title but thank you for makin it dis far i just want to inform the lovers of www.cali.mywapblog.com that we are havin a little problem with our host that is why we are temporary not aviable both we r workin on being our own boss now u can check out our new zone @ www.extramood.tk i love u all |
Jokes Etc / Hola Me If U Need A Beautiful Designed Site by kenti(m): 5:59am On Nov 08, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Akpors Nonsense Joke [www.cali.mywapblog.com by kenti(m): 11:41am On Nov 05, 2013 |
By www.cali.mywapblog.com Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin? Doc Akpos : Get a Virginity test kit. Man: What's that? Doc Akpos : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer. Man: What ? Are you mad? Doc Akpos: Paint your right Ball Red and Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen", Hit her head with the hammer! How Many Like For Akpos like our facebook page @ www.facebook.com/djarloaded don't fail to invite and visit www.cali.mywapblog.com today 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Akpors Adult Joke [www.cali.mywapblog.com] by kenti(m): 10:39am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Dnt fail to visit www.cali.mywapblog.com after readin this One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it inside...... Like our facebook page @ www.facebook.com/djarloaded visit www.cali.mywapblog.com for more |
Jokes Etc / Akpors Lucky Day [www.cali.mywapblog.com] by kenti(m): 11:37am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Visit www.cali.mywapblog.com new more celebrity update Akpos, who had been struggling to cope financially, found a bag of money on the ground, and called into an FM radio station Akpos : “Hello, I found a bag belonging to one Mr. Amankwa of Plot 4 Park View Estate. The bag contains $100,000.00, an I.D and a master card . Radio Presenter: you are such an honest man! Do we still have honest people like you in this country? It is honest people like you who are the future of this country. So, I believe you want to return the bag? Akpos: (Angrily) Whaaaaat? Am I mad? I just want to dedicate a song to him. Please play him, “you saved me” by R-kelly… visit www.cali.mywapblog.com for more fun like our facebook page @ www.facebook.com/djarloaded |
Jokes Etc / Akpors Stolen Bicycle by kenti(m): 3:24pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
By www.cali.mywapblog.com A little (Akpos) went to the police to report about his missing bicycle. AKPOS: My new bicycle has been stolen. POLICE: When did this happen? AKPOS: early this morning sir POLICE: so therefore who are you suspecting? AKPOS:my parent. POLICE: why do u suspect them? AKPOS: last night around 12:30pm i heard mum say make it stand well so I can seat on it very well ''and dad said ''climb up fast before it falls .and mum said ''push slowly slowly dont hurt me. police hahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that oooooooooh one word for akpors get more in ur dream world www.cali.mywapblog.com |
Jokes Etc / More Than Akpors by kenti(m): 12:48pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Written by www.cali.mywapblog.com A girl was passing by and she saw her bf at the ATM she decided to hide and text her bf saying hello swithrt if your sleeping send me your lovely dream if your praying,pray for me if your eating snd me some delicious meal and if your at the ATM send me some cash and the bf reply am at the toilet what should i send you dn't fail to comment get more fun at www.cali.mywapblog.com |
Celebrities / Re: Lady Gaga Perform Completely Naked At A London Gay Club by kenti(m): 9:58am On Oct 30, 2013 |
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