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Webmasters / Re: Get Huge Traffic And Earn $2140 Monthly . by kenti(m): 10:11am On Sep 07, 2014
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Jokes Etc / Akpos Call 4 Help by kenti(m): 9:05pm On Dec 06, 2013
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HELP ME....BEFORE I KILL SOMEONE HERE O!!
i slept very hungry and saw bread in my
dream,I took it and started eating it in my
dream after I finished eating it,I saw a
coconut & decided to eat it too but I didn't
see a knife to cut it.So I decided to use my
teeth only to receive a strong dirty slap from
my elder brother!U don finish pillow....Now na
my head u dey chew.... U be witch!?
Na my Fault??

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Jokes Etc / Akpos Fit Die by kenti(m): 6:36pm On Dec 03, 2013
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Akpos was walking on the street and saw a
beautiful Bugatti parked on the side way.
He stopped for a minute to stare and admire
it.
Just then he saw a Beautiful Lady coming
down the road.
He quickly moved near the car and pretended
it was his ride.
He kicked a bit in the front tyre and sat by the
door.
He could see her staring at him,
sure enough she had fallen for him already,
he thought.
She started coming towards him.
He composed himself and faked a call to his
mechanic while leaning on the door.
Just then, she reached and said; Excuse me!".
Akpos pretended he didn't hear her as he
flew big amounts of money for spare parts.
After a minute she again said;
Excuse me!".
Akpos lowered his phone and said; Just a
second sweetheart, let me just make my last
order.
He then continued on the phone.
As Akpos moved away from the door, at this
moment he was sure she had fallen for him,
he could tell from her impatience.
Then just as he moved from the door.
.
.
She opened her handbag, removed the car
keys, opened the door, entered and drove off.
One word for Akpos.

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Jokes Etc / Dead Conversation Between Olamide And Dagrin by kenti(m): 11:28am On Dec 03, 2013
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Dagrin : Ola?
Olamide : Dagrin hw fa?
Dagrin : Na my death give u chance o, shey
u knw?
Olamide : y u talk am. Na me kil u?
Dagrin : u knw sey if I never die by now
U̶̲̥̅̊
knw sey na shoprite u 4 dey work
Olamide : 4 ur mind
Dagrin : well no wahala na me dey rule 4
here sha carnival slf dey go loniperewu
Olamide : we slf dey kill concert 4here o
Dagrin : Na ur time now....I like dat ur
track o, *we ar goin 2heaven
Olamide : yea naso bt no b now lol
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Jokes Etc / Today Latest by kenti(m): 11:04am On Dec 03, 2013
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Forum Games / Latest Of The Day by kenti(m): 10:22am On Dec 03, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Akpors And D Police Man by kenti(m): 9:49am On Dec 02, 2013
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Police: Where do you live?
Akpos : with my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Akpos: with me.
Police: And where do you live all?
Akpos: Together
Police: Where is Your Home?
Akpos: Beside my neighbours' house.
Police: Where is your neighbours' house?
Akpos: if I tell you, you will not believe me.
Police: tell me?
Akpos: next to my house. ...
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Jokes Etc / Akpos Stolen Pulse by kenti(m): 7:13am On Nov 30, 2013
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Akpos was inside a bus going to his
village when he suddenly realised that
the purse containing all his money was
missing
Somebody had picked it from his pocket.
He looked around the bus, everybody
was calm, well seated and enjoying the
ride.
After thinking for a while about what to
do to retrieve his purse, an idea
occurred to him.
Making sure that everybody in the bus
heard him, Akpos said: Somebody stole
my purse from my pocket.
Nobody in the bus responded
Akpos continued: I said somebody picked
my purse containing my money from
my pocket.
The passengers in the bus looked at him
without responding.
Akpos: If that person that stole my purse
doesn’t want what happened in 1994 to
repeat itself now, the
person should own up now.
The passengers were now looking at one
another and murmuring among
themselves.
Akpos (in a firm voice): I said what
happened in 1994 will happen again now
if the
thief does not return my purse.
People in the bus were now beginning to
get frightened. Some were asking what
happened in 1994.
Some even suspected that Akpos was a
native doctor or a wizard.
Within a minute, Akpos saw his purse on
the floor of the bus.
A Unknown person had thrown it there.
Akpos picked the purse and checked his
money. Everything was intact.
The people in the bus were
amazed, and wanted to know what
happened in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful girl with
a glasses approached
Akpos were he was sitting and said she
would love to know what happened in
1994.
Akpos looked at her, smiled and said: In
1994, I was in a bus like this and they
stole my money.
I had to walk home.

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Jokes Etc / Confam Akpos by kenti(m): 8:59am On Nov 29, 2013
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AKPOS: Dad, if u saw 1000 naira note and
500
naira note which would you pick?
DAD:1000 of course AKPOS:Why can't u pick
both?
NUMBER 3.
Did you know? Scientist Akpos says that we
have different blood group, so that
mosquitos
can have different choice of food taste.
NUMBER 4.
Akpos : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll
stay with my sister.
But if I die will u remarry? Akpos :No,I'll also
stay wit ur sister
NUMBER 5.
GIRL: I'm warnin u My Mummy is
comin bk in half an hour.. AKPOS: But I'm not
doing
anything. GIRL :That's why I'm warning
u. Hurry up!
NUMBER 6.
SULE: Why do you keep saying
'Good Morning sir' to the mirror ? .. AKPOS:
Rukewe told me to respect myself.
NUMBER 7.
EKAETTE: Does this Dress make me
look Fat ? .. AKPOS: Stop blaming the poor
Dresses dear
NUMBER 8.
TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply
68x3x6+52-4? ... AKPOS: I will get it wrong...
NUMBER 9.
TEACHER: Wat do u understand by
definitive deficit equity? AKPOS: Lambta
ighotobore amarkata.
TEACHER: I dont understand u.
AKPOS: Same here!
NUMBER 10.
TEACHER; will you slap your father for N5m?
AKPOS: my father will Disown me for not
Slapping him Fast.
NUMBER 11.
MAGICIAN: I'll cut ur wife's body
into 2 halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is
dat,u'll turn my problem
from 1 to 2! Make her disappear instead
NUMBER 12.
AKPOS: in my dreams,I play football every
night. DOCTOR:Take this tablet,u will be ok.
AKPOS: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the
final match.
NUMBER 13.
*Akpos trying to commit suicide*
OCHUKU: Akpos, Why you put the rope for
waist nah.. AKPOS: Oh boy, I try put am for
neck, I no fit breathe
NUMBER 14.
TEACHER: Your Son Akpos is too dull, He can't
spell LION.. PAPA AKPOS: U are Wicked, why u
no give am Small animal like
MOSQUITO to Spell
NUMBER 15.
AKPOS: I wish I had been born 4000 years
ago.. TEACHER: Why?.. AKPOS: I would not
have
to learn too much in History Class
NUMBER 16.
EKAETE: Sweetie, please could you
send me 10k? AKPOS: Sure My Love,
k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k ,k,k..... Count it, Is it
complete or do u want more?
NUMBER 17.
AKPOS: Y r all these people running?
JOBA:This
is a race,d winner will
get d cup. AKPOS: If only d winner wil get the
cup,y r others running?



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Jokes Etc / Stupid Akpors by kenti(m): 5:48am On Nov 29, 2013
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Akpors has been slipping in and out of
coma for several months yet Ekaitte
stayed by his bed side every single day.
One day he woke up, he motioned for
her to come closer, as she sat by him
he whispered with his eyes full of tears, "You
know what?
You have been with me through all the
bad times, when i got fired you were
there to support me, when my business
failed you were here, when i got shot
you where right beside me, when we lost the
house you stayed right here,
when my health started failing you
were still by my side. You know what? Ekaitte
answered "what dear she
gently asked smiling her heart started
to fill with warmth. Akpors signed and said "i
think you are
bad luck".

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Jokes Etc / Circle Of Fear By Akpors by kenti(m): 4:28pm On Nov 28, 2013
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Circle Of Fear.
Cockroach is afraid of Rat.
Rat is afraid of Cat.
Cat is afraid of Dog.
Dog is afraid of Man.
Man is afraid of Woman.
Woman is afraid of Cockroach.


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Jokes Etc / Akpors The Taxi Driver by kenti(m): 1:02pm On Nov 28, 2013
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A man on a taxi wanting to ask the driver
Akpos a question touched him on his
shoulder.
Akpos screamed, lost control of the car and
nearly hit a bus.
The taxi went on a foothpath and stopped
few centimeters away from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the taxi.
Then Akpos said; Mr man, don't ever do that
again, you scared the hell out of me.
The man apologised; Driver i am sorry, i did
not know that a slight touch will scare you
like this.
Akpos replied; It is not really your fault. Today
is my............continue reading @
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Jokes Etc / How To Skip School By Akpors by kenti(m): 6:05pm On Nov 26, 2013
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Akpos did not want to school so he decided
to call his teacher using his dad's phone.
Pretending to be his dad and the following
conversation took place:
AKPOS: Good morning Mr. Akpan.
MR AKPAN: Good morning.
AKPOS: I'm calling to tell you my son won't
be able to come to school today.
MR AKPAN: Please who am I speaking with?
AKPOS: My Papa...


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Jokes Etc / Akpors In Concert Show.....www.extramood.tk by kenti(m): 5:39pm On Nov 26, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Akpors Wife Vs Akpors Mum by kenti(m): 5:28pm On Nov 26, 2013
Akpos' mum said; My son must listen to me
and obey my instructions unless this is not
my
breast he sucked for 1 year.
Akpos' wife replied; Mama that was 30 years
ago. You must
realise that it is my breast he now sucks. He
has sucked it for more than 3 years and he's
still sucking.
Akpos' mum fired back; I carried him for 9
months.
Akpos' wife replied; He was only 3.5kg then,
wasn't he? What's the big deal? I am
carrying
him everynight, he's now 90kg.
Now the question is who really owns Akpos.
His Wife or his Mum.
Jokes Etc / Akpors In An Amazing New Car.. by kenti(m): 7:51am On Nov 08, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Akpors Nonsense Joke [www.cali.mywapblog.com by kenti(m): 11:41am On Nov 05, 2013
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Man: I am getting married. How would I
know if my wife
is a virgin?
Doc Akpos : Get a Virginity test kit.
Man: What's that?
Doc Akpos : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can
of Blue Paint
and a hammer.
Man: What ? Are you mad?
Doc Akpos: Paint your right Ball Red and
Left Ball Blue
and as you remove your underwear, if
your wife says,
'that's the strangest pair of balls
I've ever seen",
Hit her head with the hammer!
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Jokes Etc / Akpors Adult Joke [www.cali.mywapblog.com] by kenti(m): 10:39am On Nov 01, 2013
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One day a young man and woman were in
their bedroom making love.
All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the
bedroom
window.
As the young lady parted her legs the bee
entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my god,
help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the
local doctor
and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said
"Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to
the problem if young sir would permit."
The husband being very concerned agreed
that the doctor could use whatever method to
get the bee out of his wife's vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is
rub some honey over the top of my penis and
insert it inside......

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Jokes Etc / Akpors Lucky Day [www.cali.mywapblog.com] by kenti(m): 11:37am On Oct 31, 2013
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Akpos, who had been struggling to cope
financially, found a bag of money on the
ground, and
called into an FM radio station
Akpos : “Hello, I found a bag belonging
to one Mr. Amankwa of Plot 4
Park View Estate. The bag contains
$100,000.00, an I.D and a master card .
Radio Presenter: you are such an honest
man! Do we still have honest people like
you in this country?
It is honest people like you who are the
future of this country. So, I believe you
want to return the bag?
Akpos: (Angrily) Whaaaaat? Am I mad? I
just want to dedicate a song to him.
Please play him, “you saved me” by
R-kelly…


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Jokes Etc / Akpors Stolen Bicycle by kenti(m): 3:24pm On Oct 30, 2013
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A little (Akpos) went to the police to report
about his missing bicycle.
AKPOS: My new bicycle has been stolen.
POLICE: When did this happen?
AKPOS: early this morning sir
POLICE: so therefore who are you suspecting?
AKPOS:my parent.
POLICE: why do u suspect them?
AKPOS: last night around 12:30pm i heard mum
say make it stand well so I can seat on it very
well ''and dad said ''climb up fast before it
falls .and mum said ''push slowly slowly dont
hurt me.

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Jokes Etc / More Than Akpors by kenti(m): 12:48pm On Oct 30, 2013
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if your praying,pray for me

if your eating snd me some delicious meal
and

if your at the ATM send me some cash

and the bf reply am at the toilet what
should i send you

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