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BusinessRe: 51-Year-Old Nigerian Bought As A Toy By A Rich White Kid by kentozybee(m): 8:46pm On Feb 07, 2015
tonychristopher:
Are you speaking English or patua


Please arrange your question in acceptable international English . I don't do half measures

Thank you
Story 4 D gods
BusinessRe: 51-Year-Old Nigerian Bought As A Toy By A Rich White Kid by kentozybee(m): 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2015
tonychristopher:
Idiot


That is not an igbo name
Wu Tell U, OK Which Tribe Get D Name
BusinessRe: 51-Year-Old Nigerian Bought As A Toy By A Rich White Kid by kentozybee(m): 1:19pm On Feb 07, 2015
Igbo Guys Sha, Dey Can Do Anything Fr Money, Just Imagine Eating A Spider
HealthHe Needs Our Help! by kentozybee(op): 1:04pm On Feb 07, 2015
Who knows Owolabi Akindujoye, he is a 19 year old accident victim. He is currently receiving treatment at Saint Nicholas Hospital Lagos. He is in a critical condition. Pls rebroadcast until his relative or friends gets the information. God bless You
Shalom
SportsRe: "We Would Have Don Very Well In Equatorial Guinea" - Keshi by kentozybee(m): 10:00am On Feb 06, 2015
#igbayilaro
PoliticsRe: GEJ Campaign Ads Appear On My Phone by kentozybee(op): 10:09pm On Feb 05, 2015
mizkeleke:
Ahhhhhh *Opens my eyes n mouth wide *
Op u can lie eeh
Wats Dere To Lie About Or Do U Want More
PoliticsGEJ Campaign Ads Appear On My Phone by kentozybee(op):
This Ad Appeared On My Game Screen This Morning And Seriously I Don't Like It

HealthRe: The Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off Every New Year by kentozybee(op): 12:15pm On Feb 05, 2015
Ariel20:
lol..same applies joor
Aiit oo grin
HealthRe: The Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off Every New Year by kentozybee(op): 12:14pm On Feb 05, 2015
Wendy80:
grin cheesy

OP cream ur hands n feet always. Never leave dem dry during d peeling period it will reduce n stop with time
Thanks
PoliticsRe: I’ll Perform Better In My Second Term If Re-Elected - President Jonathan Assures by kentozybee(m): 9:39pm On Feb 04, 2015
JEITO:
Every football fan knows that no 2-halfs in a football match is played the same way.

Therefore, it is possible his 2nd term would be better that's if Nigerians across all corners are willing to support in every way possible
Rubbish After Six Years In Government Abi
HealthRe: The Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off Every New Year by kentozybee(op): 1:35pm On Feb 04, 2015
Ariel20:
I take supplements for my skin like Perfectil.. Biotin etc

Also... I take a lot of water & buy trousers & long sleeve shirts to protect my skin for the period.
It's Just D Skin On My Hands ND Feet Oo
RomanceRe: What Will You Do When This Happens On A First Date (photo) by kentozybee(m): 1:10pm On Feb 04, 2015
buygala:
She should fucck the manager of the place in payment of our debt na embarassed ..... after all toto no dey get metre or record of transaction angry


God has freely given her the puna... she should also freely use it to get us out of trouble undecided


Why should I wash plates to pay the bill when her 'unlimited natural resources' can pay the bill without depreciating in any way angry
But Can U Stand D Sight Of Dat, Damn!!!! If She Does Dat Fr U Den She's A Slut
HealthRe: The Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off Every New Year by kentozybee(op): 12:15pm On Feb 04, 2015
Ariel20:
It happens to me also & infact I prepare for it annually. Lol
Cool Aw Do U Prepare
HealthRe: The Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off Every New Year by kentozybee(op): 9:14pm On Jan 27, 2015
Thanks To Everyone Dat Gave A Positive Reply
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by kentozybee(m): 10:23am On Jan 27, 2015
Hazardous Don Sign Off This Post Already
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HealthThe Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off Every New Year by kentozybee(op): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2015
Please Wu Can Explain This, The Skin On My Hands And Feet Peels Off On A Yearly Basis, Every Info I Have Gotten From The Internet Points To Different Health Risks And Disorders. Besides It Doesn't Make Me Sick Or Feverish As D Info Online Depicts. I Hope This Is Normal And If Anyone Experience D Same As Me Let That Person Signify And Tell Us How He Or She Handles D Case. It Is Giving Me Serious Concern Oo Cause I Had To Hide My Hands
PoliticsRe: Bishop Oyedepo Said He Will Open The Gates Of Hell On Whoever Opposes GEJ. by kentozybee(m): 5:21pm On Jan 25, 2015
mistabiola:
President Jonathan was a guest at Winners Chapel in Ota Ogun state today and according to people who were there, they claim Pastor Oyedepo said he will 'open the gate of hell on those who oppose the President.






http://lindaikeji..com/2015/01/we-will-open-gate-of-hell-on-thos-who.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
See This One O After Collecting Brown Envelope
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate Forgery Saga 'getting Messier' Forensic Analyst Brief Proof by kentozybee(m): 1:56pm On Jan 24, 2015
BERNIMOORE:
MY personanal analysis of Gen Buhari's result as released by premium Times,

Note; i do not represent PDP or work for them, i support them to the extent that i see jonathan as a humble man who says something that people are not taking seriously but is part of the solution to curruption, he says...''The use of modern technologies is a powerful tool to fight corruption'' note that i also aknowledge that these technonogies also has its own demerits of being used to promote curruption.

As the controversy rages on, i invited some of my colleages one of them was a 'forensic Analyst who specialises in detecting forged documents, he circles grey areas on the result document and ask for time, on my own part too i take a carefull look at the enlarged format, to crosscheck those circled areas

Hours later, my friend(name witheld) who was the analyst suggests in his analysis that the document was forged, he used extra softwares on his 'mark' laptop to expose a hidden copy of a document that was carefully embeded in on another document.

if Buhari will be seen as the right man to prosecute criminals that forge bank documents or any other document, he 'Buhari should come out with cleaan hands

My friend who is the Forensic analyst cites 18 good manipulations on Buhari's alleged result released to Prem.Times mag. which i dont really have the time to copy here. he said that he can prove beyond reasonable doubt that it was a forgery ''FREE OF CHARGE' in a court of law.

note; mere microsoft office picture manager, paint or opera cannot expose the whole details, you need a more higher versions with more mega-pixels

but to cut the story short, i summarised briefly some points below, here it is (note; you need to zoom the images below for full understanding)

1. imposition of one document on another (sample 1 and sample 2) (pupple and pink color only for illustration pls note its ours)
2. yellow lines 'D' in (sample 3) are Added lines to cover-up traces of imposition of specimen (H1) and column lines where names (specimen H1) are printed do not align with the blank columns (note; rectangular tiny line was only for illustration and nor part of doc)
3. sample 4, more on column lines where names (specimen H1) are printed do not align [/b] with the blank columns (note, yellow highlighted lines was introduced only (as an) illustration and 'not part of doc' )
Who Can Comprehend This
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Most Churches Make It Mandatory For Women To Cover Their Hair In Church? by kentozybee(m): 10:55am On Jan 18, 2015
ireneony:
Can anyone throw more light on this
D Same Reason Y Muslims Use Hijab
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by kentozybee(m): 8:54am On Jan 09, 2015
harjibolar10:
Vex kee cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Abi Na, Wetin I Wan Say Again
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by kentozybee(m):
harjibolar10:
Sir! You don't need to quote all update before you can convey that message now*just saying*

Any ways; harzardous: I feels like nacking ya head with a plank right now(only if possible), can't believe you are still toy-ing with someone's(ruka) emotional feelings; ehnn, ko daa now. Please, by now. I hope you should have cancel the bet or accept the loss, you know ruka fit take her life as she said oo(I know that kind of ladies, they can do an un-do oo)

And, did I forgort to say, I hate that bidemi(for real), stupid and immature being, oode oshi

And if I may also ask, is motunrayo dead? Cos, its been long that I've(we've) heard of her ooo

Ride on boss
No Vex Oo, I Think Dats D Best I Can Do, not December best, na my keyboard auto correction dey do im own
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LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by kentozybee(m): 9:34pm On Jan 08, 2015
hazardous:
I just kept staring at my brother. He started feeling uncomfortable with what I have to say. I know that there's no how I could hit the target tomorrow; not even on the day I have a date with Adedoyin.

Me: (smiling) I would have loved to tell you that I won but it's just a bet.
Brother Segun: so... did you nail her?
Me: no ooo... but I almost did....
Brother Segun: (excited) so tell me exactly what happened.... everything: bit by bit.

I took my time to explain everything to him without mixing any of the characters. He was very surprised that Bidemi could be so vicious with her innocent look. We were busy gisting about the whole issue when Funmilayo brought in my dinner. It's Amala and ewedu. I wouldn't have wished for a better food.

Brother Segun: (smiling) Funmilayo ... so it's because Femi took you out today, is that why you are pampering him like this?
Funmilayo: (feeling shy) hanhan... big bros... don't I use to bring food into your room?
Brother Segun: yes you do; but not in a complete package like this.... served him in a big tray with drinking water and washing hand basin.
Me: (smiling) bros... you better go and ask our parents to give birth to another girl.. so that you can have your own wife. don't get jealous over my wife oooo.

We all laughed and cracked jokes over today's event. It's been long that we all sat down and have an open discussion. Brother Segun was really enjoying himself that his mouth slipped about the bet.

Brother Segun: (smiling) it means that if you don't have your way with Ruka tomorrow... I win.
Me: (blinks at him) what bet? I don't know what you are talking about?
Funmilayo: what bet Brother Segun? And what has Ruka got to do with this bet of yours?
Brother Segun: hem hem.... so Femi did not tell you anything about the bet?

Funmilayo was about to say something when Mummy entered the room. We greeted her.

All: (smiling) welcome ma....
Mummy: so what are we celebrating that you guys just have to keep to yourself today? Even you Funmilayo.
Funmilayo: (smiling) mummy, brother Femi took me to KFC today after school.
Femi: hanhan... Iyawo.... do you have to tell mummy?
Mummy: (smiling) she has to... so that I can say thank you. but come to think of it.... that means that you dint have your home lessons today?
Me: (smiling) I did mummy... I begged Chidinma to close early today?
Mummy: okay... but you should have told me.... I need to call Chidinma. she should at least call me when you made such request.

It took the help of Brother Segun to persuade her not to call her. we all discussed about the days event. Funmilayo explained her outing but leaving the part of our friends. It's now late. Mummy left us and told Funmilayo should go to her bed after 10mins. Immediately mummy left, Funmilayo continued from where she left off.

Funmilayo: what is it about the bet?
Brother Segun: it's nothing little sister.... we just made a bet that Ruka and Femi relationship won't last for two weeks. And guess what: it didn't even last for a week.
Femi: (relieved) we will be back again.... I may have lost the bet but we will surely be back again.

We succeeded in making her believe what we wanted her to believe. She left for her room after kissing her brothers good night. It's now me and Badoo.

Me: there's still tomorrow.... the bet is on till tomorrow evening.
Brother Segun: (smiling) no need to worry yourself.... it's just laundry.

We were still discussing about Ruka; when Ruka called. I showed the phone to Badoo, who insisted that I picked. I picked and immediately put it on speakerphone: so as far Badoo to hear our conversation.

Me: (sober voice) hello Ruka... how are you doing?
Ruka: (very low voice) how do you expect me to be doing? I loved you. I trusted you.
Me: (cuts her off) I'm sorry about everything that happened today. It's not something that I planned.
Ruka: so you dint planned it... so she's actually your girlfriend: but you told me you had no girlfriend. You guys are just the same; you such a lying bast*rd.
Me: you have every right to call me names... I'm even ashame to call you since the event of the day. There's no point lying again. Bidemi is actually my girlfriend but we were not on talking terms when I met you. I'm really ashamed of.....
Ruka: (crying) just stop it.... I have never been lucky with guys. Fatimo warned me about you and your brother; but I still took a risk to go out with you. I have never been ridiculed like today in my life. All because of what? I never deserved this from you.
Me: (sad) I'm sorry...I don't know what to say... I'm sorry
Ruka: (crying continues) you are sorry... will that bring back my self esteem? I feel used and dumped. I feel like taking my life right now. Femi... I hate you... I hate you.

I'm about to say something but she ended the call. I looked at Badoo's face: who was actually moved. We stood there for minutes, sinking down what she said.
I Don Know Say Ruka Para Mode No Go Good, Anyway Take Heart Mr Hazardous
PhonesRe: I Can't Open The Pictures I Downloaded From NL by kentozybee(op): 9:15pm On Jan 07, 2015
Kennyflyair:
Tell me if i'm wrong. YOU USE OPERA MINI RIGHT?
I Use Opera Mini Before And Nw Chrome Still D Same Old Story
PhonesRe: I Can't Open The Pictures I Downloaded From NL by kentozybee(op): 11:00am On Jan 07, 2015
squaddy:
Save them with .jpg as extension.
OK I will try dat thanks
SportsRe: Chelsea FC Appreciates Fans In Nigeria(picture) by kentozybee(m): 10:33am On Jan 07, 2015
uzolexis:
Happy new yr #teamCFC how far mkt with Messi?? Abeg me e happen o #MessiToChelsea grin

*modified*
I'm TTC ....dancing shoki, this is a sign that this #MessiToChelsea will happen, Stamford bridge get ready to welcome the legend of football grin
Chelsea Fans Want Make Messi Come But Na Dem Hate D Guy Pass, Na Dem Go Say D Guy No Fit Play, Blah Blah Blah
PhonesI Can't Open The Pictures I Downloaded From NL by kentozybee(op): 10:22am On Jan 07, 2015
I Have Not Been Open Most Of The Pics I Download Frm NL, Who Can Explain This.? I Can Only View Them Through Applications Like The ES File Explorer
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by kentozybee(m): 10:16am On Jan 07, 2015
Eyah Poor Ruka, Dat Biden Get Problem I Swear, Wats Her Problem Sef. It Just Painful To See U Do Ur Bros Laundry Fr Him, U Can Call Fr Help When U Need, I Am Available
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FashionRe: Why Is Pink Most Ladies' Favourite Colour? by kentozybee(m): 4:12pm On Jan 04, 2015
engrkaz:
I am a guy...aint gay...PINK is my fav...my curtains, my night lamp, my car key holder.. my water dispenser, my phones.....most of my ties....a couple of casuals...got a pink sneaker too... I dont think it has to do with sex...pure choice
I Guess U Spent D Bigger Part Of Ur Life Living With Ur Mom
PhonesRe: 5 Major Disadvantages Of Android by kentozybee(m): 9:20pm On Jan 03, 2015
ritababe:
check tecno H6 thread from page 152 to 163 i think u will see the post there
Aiit But I Don't Think I Will Like To Tweak My Phone
FashionRe: Why Is Pink Most Ladies' Favourite Colour? by kentozybee(m): 9:13pm On Jan 03, 2015
U Know It's Their Favorite Cartoon Character Color, Miss Barbie
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would You Do If You See This At A Junction? by kentozybee(m): 9:08pm On Jan 03, 2015
I Go Say "Ebo Elebo Pada Leyin Mi" And I Go Carry D Money Wey Dey There With D Egg Go Fry Fr House Take Am Chop Bread grin
PhonesRe: 5 Major Disadvantages Of Android by kentozybee(m): 8:57pm On Jan 03, 2015
ritababe:
which phone are you using?
infinix hot

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