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ritababe:
1.
Buy android with 2gig ram and come back and tell me if the phone hang.

2
try gionee m2 and come back tell me which battery is better than m2

3.
I flez with glo bis 3gig for 1k am ok with it

4.
Your phone overheat becus u on unnecessay apps switch them off and come back and testify.

5.
Depend on the kind of apps u download.....

Try android that will give you value for your money then come back and testify,

not cheap androids for game only

wats d sub code fr d glo bis

Akamo5:
that is ur own phone
not my infinix zero

my infinix hot overheats

Okay

Splashme:
Yes, our generous GEJ did lend him some today.

Seriously U Get Brain Touch

seunrebirth:
Eventually! i dont know who she is neither do i know where or how she got to get herself drunk. Someone sent it to me so decided to share so that others outside could learn one or two things from this.

Photo credit: http://www.hallanaijablog.com/2014/12/too-bad-see-how-this-beautiful-young.html

dats d power of alcohol

Abeg Make I See Pictures Jor

is it ideal to charge a new battery with power from d Gen set,will it affect d battery's performance or life span

sorextee:
Have u ever heard of lumia bundle?

No, I Haven't Heard About Dat,Bt Wats Dat Suppose To Mean

can it work

killjoy:
pre menstral syndrom... dat shit dat happens to women wen dey see der period... u knw... dem rippin out a tank to get a chocolate inside... or dancing and cryin at dsame time...

lols

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

Wats PMS

dotta:
Wizkid has just announced that he has delved into the business of manufacturing snapbacks and they will be dropping sooner than you expect.

See more photos Here>>>www.pijangonews.com/2014/12/wizkid-has-delved-into-business-of.html

Pls When It's Out Lemme Know D Price

MrCork:
....nonsense talk simply becuz we agree that females are more important than money and shud be respected?

.... Bro I juss saw yor picture profile & I will refuse to say somtin about yor face.......AMA lover not a fighter (no oofense)

do u know what I think I am happy about d person I am u r nt to judge how I look cause I like d way God created me, I AM A LIMITED EDITION THERE CAN B NO OTHER COPIES

MrCork:
...bro ther is notin wrong bein g@y......elton John is g@y and u like his music..(grow up)

...anyways back to the serrrious topic....treat women wit respect and take them as number one.... Your woman is yor immediate family....not yor brother or sister!!!!

And some silly ones will still like nd share dis post

MrCork:
...bro ther is notin wrong bein g@y......elton John is g@y and u like his music..(grow up)

...anyways back to the serrrious topic....treat women wit respect and take them as number one.... Your woman is yor immediate family....not yor brother or sister!!!!

see nonsense talk again, Anyway I can't blame u, I blame Mr Seun Fr not throwing u out of NL, it seems u guys know each other Fr him to b shielding u

MrCork:
....are u proud to be g@y?

u r always talking about been g@y all ur life, silly tin

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]33k expensive?


She just dey start homie, she'll move on to 50k then 100k before iPhone 6 all within 6 months....

There's a solution though: She's to visit ooh Mpa on the 6th market day with only pant and bra by 11:59pm with durex on one hand and Vaseline on the other

Do this and she'd stop at Tecno
#Sai[/color]

u no serious oo. Mr mpa Abi Wetin u call am

most of d posts here confirmed my fear

Lipzlikeshugar:
he he..

u dey laff abi?, it seems u r someone like her

My girlfriend bot a phone worth 33k some weeks back, I tot she bought it wit ha salary from working as an attendant in one of those big malls in Lag, she told me yesterday dat she misplaced it on Wednesday and I was like how can she b so careless, she said someone bought it fr her, a male friend fr dat matter, she said he is just a friend.
Can someone who is just a friend buy such an expensive phone fr a gal without anything involved, should I stop deceiving my self or just leave it dat way?