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My own experience was with oiltest group in ph. I applied for the position of Trainee Field technologist which was advertised for mechanical and electrical engineers. After passing the test I was invited for an interview about two weeks later. I packaged myself and my cv very well hoping for the best. When it was my turn for the interview, I walked in to meet a 5-man panel with the director siting directly opposite me on the other end of the large spherical table in their conference room.

Director: May we meet u?
Me: My name is ......( I said all the need full)

Director: From your cv I can see you have some HSE courses
Me: Yes sir (smiling sheepishly)

Director: Are you an Engineer or a safety officer?
Me: Puzzled by the question, I replied " I'm a Mechanical engineer sir, but I understand the importance of safety especially in the oil & gas industry.

Director: Your cv says you have a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering
Me: Yes sir that's correct

Director: Hmm, where did u see this job advert?
Me: I saw it online sir

Director: What did u see when you saw the advert?
Me: I stated all the requirements I remember including a minimum of HND in either mechanical or electrical engineering

Director: Sorry we want only HND engineers, thank you.

I left feeling disappointed asking myself whether it was a crime for me to have done those HSE courses I did and also when minimum of HND meant strictly for HND

The most annoying thing was that we had submitted all our credentials both at the application stage and the accreditation stage just before the interview. How come I was invited for the test in the first place and wasn't also disqualified during accreditation

Honestly it too me a while to get over it. Smh

Amaechi! I reside in ph, this dude stood his grounds against so many odds that could have easily made him give up.

I think it's high time other political parties learnt a thing or two from Apc's boldness and bravery to challenge the almighty ruling party Pdp by merging to form a stronger alliance. Perhaps if we have a third or even more stronger parties spring up, there will be some sort of healthy competition for whichever party is in power to impress the people and move the country forward in order to earn our votes and retain power.

Watching the collation exercise on tv, I heard a lot of parties I never knew existed earning very little votes.

Just an observation.

She's cute! Hope she's more than half Buhari's age

wakacome:
The perjury case will be dismissed!!!mark my words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please do me a favour,bookmark this page or save this thread,you can cram my moniker or do anything,mark my words Buhari will not be disqualified!!!!!

Dude! You do not need a thousand exclamation marks to make a simple point. Whatever will be will be, God bless Nigeria.

chibecanglobal:
It may interest you to note that the strong case against him borders on perjury and also failure to adhere to the guidelines and rules relating to INEC form 001.All that is required is for the plaintiffs to prove that he perjured and that he did not satisfy the rules.
The constitution is explicit on those ponts.

Hmm... interesting.

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SELENAqueensy:
Op stop saying rubbish,
atleast be happy for the good thing that is about to happen in Nigeria since the last four year..

Rubbish? No need to be overwhelmed by emotions and sentiments lady, the court case is on the 22nd of April. It is only after then we can be certain who exactly mounts the throne.

eminentme:
I see nothing but d usual movement of vehicles

There is obviously nothing usual about their movement, they are fleeing on high speed

I hate to say this but lets not get too excited about Buhari's victory forgetting he still has a pending court case in april concerning his alleged waec certificate forgery.


Don't get me wrong people,I want a better Nigeria for everyone.

sollysms:
Yes, buhari won d election,but he didn't win d seat of presidency...why because under d constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria,in order for a contesting Presidential candidate to win the seat from d current occupying president,who is also running for another term,the contesting candidate has to have at least 25% vote from each state the current president has won with d latest result update,

JONATHAN won 13 STATES, BUHARI has a total of 21STATES...But mind you, BUHARI has 25% vote in only 8 STATES which JONATHAN has won...so BUHARI doesn't get to be president.

Guys lets pardon the dude, I guess he has a major in arts and not sciences

[quote author=godoluwa post=32122570]u are a wise man. APC loves propaganda sotey. A PDP party agent was arrested yesterday because of spy camera. there will be bloodshed after the result of this election. my prayer was that may God help us stop any unforseen bloodshed after this election



It takes a wise man to know one. From your comment here you are far from one.

korel9:
This is what APC does when they smell defeat. They create a video of rigging using their own touts to paint the other parties black.

Hi,
Kindly hide your face!

Abduletudaye:
This is bad...and I thought I would see them thumb printing for APC...

Now its glaring who's doing the rigging..

PDP...toh..God dey

I would only believe in Nigerian election the day we start electronic voting.

The following are the defects associated with defecting from one party to the other:












































Senseless topic right?


Well...

It is the same very way I find the loss of my fellow citizens who died today in the name of politics and election violence absolutely senseless and unwarranted.

My heart goes out to their loved ones as they mourn. May God rest their souls. Amen!

onila:
The DPO is Sexy

Really?

CR77:
APC State again


Victory is 4 PDP

RIP 2 d dead

This young man was actually gunned down by the military as they opened fire on candidates protesting against being harassed and intimated by them @ eleme

Akbee:
we don't need their approval nor their comment. period.. we aint a puppet state anymore in the hands of the imperialist. we know what is best for us..
where was the US govt when boko haram were inflicting untold suffering and grieve on us?
Where was the US govt when we wanted sophisticated weapons to defeat bk?
No pick dat kind call again mr johnathan

Your president can only busy or miss a call from the US the day we stop collecting aid money in millions of dollars from them. But until that day, them no born naija well not to answer

Thank God for nairaland!

Hello people, is there anyone up in here by chance that participated in the recent online test and interview conducted by seadrill @ novotel here in ph?

What's really the essence of this thread? It's about 9 yrs old now

inibro:
I really don't comment on nairaland threads but i think i need to do this.

That an employee doesnt know that a recruitment process is currently going on in his establishment, doesnt mean the process is not legit. My current Boss in one of the Electricity Discos told me he was surprised when he saw us resume. He neva knew they were recruiting.

Bottom line, check nd scrutinize the invite properly. Only when money is been asked should u drag a red flag.

My tke.

Is it a sin to comment on nairaland?

UncleJudax:
Which language is this?

Engrish!

I met this pretty girl the other day and we got talking. She had a Man U jersey on and I asked her what her favourite team was and she touched her jersey stylishly and said "Gunners for life" For a second I thought she was kidding but she repeated the same statement with swagg. I just smiled in order not to make her feel embarrassed.

Personally I am not a football fan and I feel kinda weird when fellow guys ask me about the score line of some supposedly interesting match that was just played recently and I don't only know the scores but didn't even know such a match took place.

All my brothers and male friends love watching football and most are die hard fans of a particular club but I just don't find that much joy in it. I stare at them in awe when they scream and argue at the top of their voices and wonder how and why I am not overwhelmed by such. I hope I'm not the only guy out there who lacks much interest in watching football.

Virginity is not necessarily chastity, it could just be as a result of lack of desired opportunities to get undone.

My first virgin ex girlfriend of 4 years ago still calls and adores me till date saying she has not met a guy that thinks the way I do just because I didn't convince her much to give in to me after my first few trials. She trembled in fear and sweated profusely each time (make i no go kill person pikin ).Perhaps she would never know the truth is that I lost interest because the whole being a virgin thing was and is still overrated

baffah96:
You must be one of Mama's student

Jeeeeeeeez!

Dudes up in here got me cracking up!

JoeCutie:
These sort of insensitive and desperate move by ladies is in a bid to getting guys who are always absentmindedly, so interested in the outer part of the ladies. And guys in this category always like to touch and also, have sex with every girl they find interesting.
Now, what do you think a guy (who only identified with a lady just because of her supposed big boobs & big ass) would do if he takes a lady in, undresses her and sees this? Some very myopic lady-desperadoes are ignorantly destroying their future - their lives.

If a lady uses this trick on me, mine would be very simple. I won't do much to her.
Let's say I found out as I undressed her and about to travel into that tunnel...
1.) I'd just strip her naked - stark naked. I'd tie her hands and feet to the bed, making sure that her legs are widely spread. Of course, I'd have stuffed her mouth already with her pant and bra.

2.) I'd put on a pair of hand gloves, open her basement, and make sure I stuff the whole material with which she bolstered her yansh, into her punny. I'd make sure that all the material enters into her useless punny very well.

3.) I'd take a picture of her... "Punny Experiment Things".

Whatever happened to acceptance of self? Rubbish!

As a lady (and a guy too), you should take good care of yourself. Fine. But a good number of girls are so annoyingly and unnecessarily, conscious of their bodies. Some of them practically worship their bodies. This is so bad. And to think that many of them always accuse the guys of sleeping with, and dumping them, thereby, degrading the value of women? Tell me, why won't they sleep with you and dump you, when you make it obvious that the only thing you can offer lies in and with your body? This is a very sad and pathetic hustle that many ladies have chosen to take up, and it's very appalling... unfortunately.

God help these ladies who indulge in these rather shameful acts.

Please God is too holy to be mentioned in this mess. Besides you are beginning to sound weird like some kinda rapist!

Battle of the sexes! It's really not easy being a lady.
I remember when I did my first braids back in school as a guy, I had headache for like 3 good days

After that experience I felt really sorry for our lovely ladies that had to go through this pain on a regular basis just to look good for us.

Ladies are truly special beings and should be handled with care

#except the evil ones #

What's so killer about the comment?

Sounds childish to me

Hello dear friend's in the house,

Please I would love to know how long the nigerian police clearance certificate is valid for?

Thanks in anticipation for your kind response.

I think this story is a phony!

Even if it is for real you should never consider murder as an alternative and even come out here to say so.

I refuse to laff