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AutosWe Won't Scratch Your Car! by keyremotes(op): 6:56pm On Feb 10, 2012
[size=28pt]HAVE YOU LOST ALL THE KEYS TO YOUR VEHICLE AND UNABLE TO GAIN ACCESS?
WE WILL HELP YOU GAIN ACCESS INTO THE VEHICLE WITHOUT A SCRATCH ON YOUR PAINT WORK.
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AutosRe: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by keyremotes(op): 9:04am On Feb 10, 2012
Please check your inbox.
You have a mail from us.
AutosRe: Don't Dump That Keyless Remote! by keyremotes(op): 11:02pm On Feb 08, 2012
[size=28pt]We have the capacity and right tools to program keys and remotes for 2012 vehicles.[/size]
grin cool grin cool
Christianity EtcRe: We Will Defend Ourselves, Churches, Homes Against Boko Haram - Adeboye by keyremotes(m): 6:52am On Jan 31, 2012
ebere1712:
yeah man you have already defended yourself with a bullet proof vehicle. don't come here and boast to us. Seriously people should array arming themselves for their own defence. one of the worst things that could happen to someone is to be hacked down by a malham with a blunt matchet over something that you don't give two fvcks about. Everybody should go to work with atleast a revolver. This to me is an accepted form of civil disobedience. the police and security institutions have failed dismally. guys get the clue, you are fvcking on your own. Naturally, I don't care what the fvck you are, just fvcking live and let live and I am your best friend. However my people say that; an imminent war is easily discernible, even to the deaf man.
About the bullet proff thing.
Are you sure you have the right information?
Go and do your home work.
Neither he nor Bishop Oyedepo own any bullet proof vehicles.
God is more than able to protect them.
PoliticsRe: Guns, Guns Everywhere: by keyremotes(m): 11:14pm On Jan 30, 2012
This question should go to the Nigerian Customs.
Christianity EtcRe: We Will Defend Ourselves, Churches, Homes Against Boko Haram - Adeboye by keyremotes(m): 11:11pm On Jan 30, 2012
see*noevil:
AFTER U DON SEND ALL YOUR FAMILY ABROAD NA IM U DEY YAN DIS ONE ABI ?
If you have nothing to post you don't have to. huh angry
Autos2012 Toyota Camry by keyremotes(op): 11:02pm On Jan 24, 2012
[size=18pt]This the very latest in smart keys from Toyota.
Guess what? , we are able to programm it.
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PoliticsRe: Fg Deploys Soldiers In Lagos by keyremotes(m): 10:21am On Jan 16, 2012
[size=38pt]Are they not also victims of the system?[/size]
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 10:07am On Jan 16, 2012
The key contains the immobilizer of the vehicle.
Once it's fixed you shouldn't have any issues again with it.
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 7:26pm On Jan 15, 2012
@njazra
We can sort out the remote key for you.
AutosRe: Professional Locksmiths Business In Nigeria by keyremotes(m): 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2011
kablooee:
@moderators
I think this should be a sticky post and should always be on the FrontPage of the auto section, If its important people know their auto dealers they should also know the reputable and registered locksmiths in Nigeria because they are actually very few. Please note.
@Moderators
You guys are reading this.
Please give this request a fair and prompt consideration.
It will go a long way in sorting the chaff from the grains.
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 9:04pm On Dec 16, 2011
Immobilizer System for:
Nissan Quest > 2003
Mercury Villager >1999
Toyota Sienna >2003
Toyota Camry >2005
Nissan Altima >1999
Nissan Maxima >1999
BusinessRe: Ikeja City Mall At Alausa by keyremotes(m): 11:33am On Dec 14, 2011
I grew up in the Bode Thomas/Adeniran Ogunsanya axis of Surulere
between the 70's and 80's.

We did not need to wear our best cloths to go shop at the then Adeniran Ogunsanya
shopping complex where Shoprite is now.

We need to come out of this fake lifestyle and be real.
A lot of harm has been done to the simple and easy going Nigerian
of years gone bye by these people that have lost their identity all in the
name of being "big boys and girls".

It has become a big deal now to shop in these so call elite malls.

As kids then we have the pleasure of experiencing these things then  
in places like Kingsway Stores, Leventis, UTC, Bhojhens (can't get the spelling now), PZ etc.

Nigerians should wake up and say no to this neo colonial mindset.
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh And Holy Ghost Convention,its All About Money For Xmas,bills by keyremotes(m): 11:58pm On Dec 12, 2011
@chidikus
You are a very sick fellow.

Why not open your own church and let's see what comes out of it
instead of writing rubbish.

Are you telling me you are smarter than all the people attending these churches.
Better look for what to do.

No one can talk about you because you have nothing to offer
so you have the time to talk about others who have achieve far more than you can ever imagine.

Pray you never get into what you will need the intervention of these men or members of the churches to help you get out of.

I pity you!
AutosRe: Professional Locksmiths Business In Nigeria by keyremotes(m): 11:07pm On Dec 12, 2011
Mr. Chairman sir.
Today's discussion will go a long way in strengthening
the operations and public perception of the Locksmiths Association.

I must commend your resolve to take the association to the very heights.
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 10:20pm On Dec 12, 2011
Nissan Altima <1999: Immobilizer System
Mitsubishi Carisma 1999, Space Star 1999: Keyless Entry System
AutosRe: Professional Locksmiths Business In Nigeria by keyremotes(m): 10:11am On Dec 12, 2011
I think this thread should be allowed to remain on the first page of this Auto section.
Locksmith business anywhere in the world is highly sensitive and should be accorded same importance here.

I appeal to Inspired and the other guys moderating this section to do something to encourage professionalism here
just as they have been able to do with Auto Dealers.

I am a member of the Locksmiths Association hence I know the level of hard work the national executives have been
putting in to make sure we do not continue to have quacks in our midst.

Some of these people offer very ridiculous services.
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 10:00am On Dec 12, 2011
If you own Toyota Camry >2005, Corolla >2007, and RAV4 >2008,
Nissan Xterra >2002, vehicles
without factory fitted immobilizers, we have the
very appropriate system you need.

For owners of Honda Accord (Bulldog), we have a complete
system (keyless entry and immobilizer) for you.

Vehicles with immobilizers but without keyless remotes are not left out.
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 9:49am On Dec 12, 2011
@Siena
Thanks bro.

We really took our time to search for a reliable supplier.
We did not want to just be another one of those,
The immobilizers we install work like the factory ones.

By the way how's you baby doing? Your madam too?
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 6:58pm On Dec 11, 2011
products are hot and still available.
AutosRe: Professional Locksmiths Business In Nigeria by keyremotes(m): 6:30pm On Dec 05, 2011
calculusx:
1. Keyremotes: Mykeroom Ventures: 5, Ogunlesi Street, Off Bode Thomas Road, Onipanu, Lagos: 07057222508, 08029990359: Membership Number 291

I will like to know the cost of a spare remote and key for a 2005 Toyota 4-Runner asap. I can be reached via calculusfowler1948 at yahoo . com
Your address is bouncing back mails.
AutosRe: Professional Locksmiths Business In Nigeria by keyremotes(m): 6:25pm On Dec 05, 2011
calculusx:
1. Keyremotes: Mykeroom Ventures: 5, Ogunlesi Street, Off Bode Thomas Road, Onipanu, Lagos: 07057222508, 08029990359: Membership Number 291

I will like to know the cost of a spare remote and key for a 2005 Toyota 4-Runner asap. I can be reached via calculusfowler1948 at yahoo . com
Please chech your inbox.
AutosRe: Professional Locksmiths Business In Nigeria by keyremotes(m): 11:14am On Dec 05, 2011
Locksmith Business is not restricted to
automobiles alone.

There are different areas of specialization :
Automobile
House/Home
Safe
Access Control etc
AutosRe: Land Rover Key Programming by keyremotes(op): 9:57am On Dec 05, 2011
grin grin cool

AutosRe: Audi, Seat, Skoda, Vw And Porsche Transponder And Remote Key Programming by keyremotes(op): 9:54am On Dec 05, 2011
grin grin

AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 9:52am On Dec 05, 2011
LOCKSMITHS:
@keyremotes
You are doing a very good job.
There are a lot of people on this forum who are not
legally supposed to be doing business as locksmiths.

The Locksmiths Association will make sure they
do the right thing or stop.

The Locksmith license is as powerful as that of the man licensed
to sell firearms.

Can anyone go and buy guns and begin to sell them without proper
approval from the relevant agencies?
Welcome on board Mr. President.
Your coming here is very timely indeed.
Thanks for the complement.
PoliticsRe: Are Nigerians Coward? by keyremotes(m): 5:06pm On Dec 04, 2011
We make noise when we should be quiet.
And are quiet when we should be making noise.
PoliticsRe: A C N Rejects Kogi Polls Result, Alleges "scientific Rigging" by keyremotes(m): 5:03pm On Dec 04, 2011
Do me I do you.
God no dey vex.

What did ACN do in Lagos?
Metaphysical rigging?!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Thank Nigerians For The Support & Solidarity During The CCT Tribunal by keyremotes(m): 5:00pm On Dec 04, 2011
Soon and very very soon.
Monkey go go market him no go fit come back.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 3:50pm On Dec 04, 2011
raycomray:
I SENT YOU MAIL ON"BUSINESS PROSPECTS AND RESELLER OPPORTUNITY."
raymondanozie at yahoo dot com 2348033927919
No problem.
We are ready to talk.
AutosRe: Immobilizer Installation by keyremotes(op): 3:49pm On Dec 04, 2011
ceepeeo:
hi, for an Eod that hve keyless entry,,,which the immobilizers wld one use and wht wld it cost
Your EOD doesn't need any additional security system.
Your car is fully secured.

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