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Politics / Re: Atiku Donates N50m, Aircraft And 12 Land Cruisers For Buhari's Campaign by keyremotes(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2015
AAAH AH!!!
IT BAFFLES ME HOW PEOPLE CANNOT COMMENT WITHOUT ABUSING OTHERS.
IT'S A SIGN OF A DEEPER PROBLEM THESE PEOPLE HAVE. SMSH

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Politics / Re: See What Senator Bukola Saraki Tweeted by keyremotes(m): 10:25am On Dec 29, 2014
Saraki should shut his dirty mouth.
What happened to SGBN.
POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK!

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Politics / Re: North Moves Against Jonathan: Northern Pro-jonathan Governors Get Threat Message by keyremotes(m): 9:21am On Dec 21, 2014
Abiola and Abacha had to go for this great Nation to stand.
GEJ and/or GMB are not greater than Nigeria.
If it means both of them going, the owner of life will call them both back home.

FOR A FEW DAYS NOW I HAVE WATCHED THE WAR IN SYRIA ON YOUTUBE AND I CAN TELL YOU WAR IS NOT A GOOD THING O!.
EACH TIME A DRIVE OUT I TRY TO IMAGINE WHERE ALL THE BEAUTIFUL EXPENSIVE CARS ON OUR ROADS WILL GO TO AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL THE MANSIONS.

THESE POLITICIANS HAVE ALL SENT THEIR FAMILIES ABROAD AND HAVE VISA'S TO TRAVEL AT THE SHORTEST NOTICE. AND HAVE STOLLEN AND TRANSFERRED MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY ABROAD TO SURVIVE.

THEY ALL HAVE HOMES IN DUBAI, SA, UK, US, GHANA, CANADA AND SO ON.

HOW MANY NIGERIANS HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THESE "ESCAPE ROUTES" EXCEPT THOSE THAT ARE ALREADY OUT?

WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

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Politics / Did Rotimi Amaechi Really Say This?? by keyremotes(m): 9:11am On Dec 21, 2014
[size=14pt]Gov. Amaechi speaks on vice presidential slot:[/size]

" I knew I had lost everything the very minute Tambuwal withdrew from the contest. Because a Tambuwal/ Amaechi ticket was what we all agreed ab initio, that the Nigerian masses yearn for. Besides, for anyone to become the President of this country, it requires, first money, a young politician that can connect with the Nigerian youth, then popularity. And the leadership of the party did their survey independently without any inducement and said a Tambuwal/Amaechi ticket will dislodge the PDP. And we all agreed! Only for them to turn around and started singing Buhari. Agreed, Buhari is popular in the north, but he is not young and does not have money! And how do you justify Yemi Osinbajo as Buhari's running mate? How is he better than me? We are both Christians. We both don't have money. I'm more popular than him, and have worked for the party. Nobody is god to his fellow man. This is the height of injustice from those who cannot keep their own part of the bargain. As I speak to you, members of our party in Rivers state are all in a despondent mood. Perhaps the leadership of the party and the demi gods would have to come down to Rivers state, to talk to members of the party, because they are all disappointed-----Gov. Amaechi
Business / Re: Konga.com Is A JOKE by keyremotes(m): 8:49am On Dec 01, 2014
Nigerians easily conclude a business is a scam if things do not go their way first time.
We must remember that online sales in Nigeria is still very very new.
There are always teething problems.
Some of these are Konga issues while some are not.
I am a merchant on Konga.com and we have had situations where I send in shipments, they process itand it is held back by the courier company they use. Alot of that happened earlier this year.
They had to stop using one of the major couriers in the country.
They had to also set up their logistics coy which is still growing but have really helped improve their delivery.
We must encourage "our own".
Konga has really helped in employing thousands of people in the country.
THEY ARE NOT A SCAM. THEY ARE VERY REAL.
WE SHOULD ALL SUPPORT THEM AS ROME WAS NOT BUILT IN DAY.

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Politics / Re: Gov. Yuguda Fires 6,000 Political Appointees by keyremotes(m): 8:04pm On Nov 30, 2014
[size=48pt]6000 PARASITES MORE LIKE.[/size]
Politics / Re: Kebbi Deputy Governor, 17 Others Defect To APC Today by keyremotes(m): 10:24pm On Nov 27, 2014
Will the deputy remain in office as an APC member?
Politics / Opinion: Jonathan’s Records That Benumb The Opposition by keyremotes(m): 8:51am On Nov 26, 2014
[size=28pt]Just read this commentary.
What do you guys have to say?[/size]

I have observed that since President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan made his declaration for a second term in office, there has been no critical analysis of what he reeled out as his achievements. As one commentator on Facebook, Tunji Olawuni, formerly of Businessday, put it, the opposition, so lacking in the cerebral department like Chief Obafemi Awolowo, has been so lacking and clueless, that it has been unable to either debunk Jonathan’s claims or provide an alternative to what he has termed his achievements.

For instance, where the president disclosed that when he assumed office in 2010, out of the 35,000km of federal roads nationwide, only about 5,000km were motorable, the opposition could not fault him. While they are bickering over non-issues, the president claimed and was not faulted that his administration had increased the motorable roads by 500% percent to about 25,000km. He promised to complete the remaining 10,000km in three years while initiating new ones.

The president said he made a commitment to build two new major bridges across the River Niger and River Benue, which he is following up on. Where you expect those in the opposition to put a lie to the president’s disclosures, they kept mute, even where he bragged that the new bridge over the River Benue, connecting Loko in Nassarawa State to Oweto in Benue State has reached an advance stage of completion, while work has commenced on the Second Niger Bridge.

Apparently, Jonathan was right in his assertions because over two weeks after he made his declaration, there are no hard facts to prove him wrong. In Rivers, where Rotimi Amaechi, the chief opposition figure holds sway, Jonathan took credit for concluding plans to re-commence the construction of Bodo-Bonny Road with three major bridges on the alignment that will link the Island of Bonny with Rivers mainland.

Rather than tackle Jonathan on behalf of Nigerians, all we have to contend with are insults and a denigration of the president, who made a strenuous and admirable effort not to say an unkind word about the opposition. Even comperes during the declaration rally were decent enough, save for their chief, Aniete Okon, who made a passing comment on the All Progressives Congress (APC).

But what did the APC do a week later? Amaechi was boasting he will lead a rebellion against government if APC lost. Also, as has become of the main opposition party, it was a resort, in the main, to gutter and abusive language as their followers acted rowdily jumping over barriers and carrying less than decent banners, abusing everyone from the president to his party. Again, for the second time running, frontline presidential aspirant and former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, was missing, fueling speculations that the House of APC was headed for an implosion.

Atiku may be on the field meeting delegates while the others, like Buhari, are hoping to cash in on a consensus arrangement, or what in Nigerian parlance is known as a quota system, where merit is thrown to the dogs. In the public domain, it appears Atiku is working harder than Buhari, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, and Sam Nda-Iisaiah put together.

Since the opposition has shied from a critical analysis of the president’s declarative statement, it may be necessary to help them out here. Just a day before President Jonathan gave a list of his achievements and formally declared an interest in the presidency, the Government Science Secondary School in Potiskum, Yobe State, was bombed by insurgents, killing nearly 50 students, in a move that has become a recurring decimal anytime the president had a big political event to attend.

But for the North-East, which has become the high point of insurgency, Goodluck was in Abuja, talking about the long term stability and development of the affected areas, with the launching of the Presidential Initiative for the North East, the Victim Support Fund and the Safe School Initiative.

The President said his Initiative for the Northeast is focused on improving infrastructure and economic growth in the region, while the Safe School Initiative is centred on creating a safe environment to encourage our children in the communities to acquire education. The Victim Support Fund, he added, is a partnership with the Private Sector that has raised about N60 billion, which will help to empower and rehabilitate victims of terror.

In the power sector, the president boasted that Nigeria has undertaken a most transparent and corruption-free bidding process, attracting global commendation, adding that on-going 450MW Azura Power Plant in Edo State is a testimony to the success of his transformation. He said further:

“We have also resumed development of our Hydro-Power potential, with the construction of the 700MW Zungeru Hydro-Power Plant, while construction work on the 3,050MW Mambilla Hydro-Power Plant is about to take off. Our power generation and distribution companies have now been privatized. We are firmly on the road to guaranteed regular power supply in the months ahead. This our bold move, is paying off!”

To protect the northern-most part of the country, the present administration is committing N16 billion to environmental protection and conservation and reducing vulnerability to climate change with an ambitious green belt project spanning 11 states from Kebbi to Borno under the African Great Green Wall.

He added that in the past three and a half years, the water sector has witnessed unprecedented improvement with access to potable water now at 67%, up from 58% in 2010, while sanitation coverage is 41%, from 32% within the same period. According to him, major developments in water include the completion of 37 Dams and rehabilitation of 10, while flagship Kashimbila Multipurpose Dam being built to contain flood from Lake Nyos in Cameroun, is at 90% completion. Another 5,000 rural and semi urban water schemes have been completed.

A reformation of the National Urban Water supply programmes in 12 states is on-going with 385 formal and informal irrigation projects, covering a total land area of 118000 ha, cultivated mostly by small holder farmers. These facts, which have not been controverted, like other achievements, have yielded over 3 million metric tons of assorted grains and vegetables, with a market value of about 45 billion naira.

In the transportation sector, there is a rejuvenation of the railway system. The narrow gauge line from Lagos to Kano has been rehabilitated with improved coaches providing regular services. The rehabilitation of the Port Harcourt-Maiduguri rail line is progressing with the Port Harcourt-Gombe segment as well as the branch line from Kafanchan to Kaduna expected to be completed and fully operational by December 2014. Work on the Abuja-Kaduna standard gauge rail line, is progressing.

The tracks of the rail line will be completed by December this year 2014. Upon completion of the project in the first quarter of 2015, it will be possible for Nigerians to live in Kaduna and work in Abuja. The Itape-Ajaokuta-Wari standard gauge line has attained an advanced stage, with the track completely laid. We hope to commence full operation before the end of 2015.

Jonathan said further: “Other segments of the new standard gauge speed train network are planned with contract already awarded for the Lagos –Ibadan Segment. There will be more of such modern and faster rail connections in the coming years. Already, discussions are now at advanced stage, for the Coastal rail line that will traverse through 10 states, from Lagos through the South-South and South-East, all the way to Calabar.”

If these are but a whisper of what the president achieved in his three and a half years in power; and the opposition has been unable to fault him, but to rain abuses on him, it will be a wonder that the pretenders in the opposition will be able to stop him for another four years.

Written by Abba Adakole.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Lagos State House Of Assembly Approve Jonathan's Impeachment by keyremotes(m): 11:11pm On Nov 21, 2014
[size=58pt]FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE! [/size]
Politics / Re: House Plots To Impeach Jonathan, Ihedioha by keyremotes(m): 1:40pm On Nov 21, 2014
FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE![size=38pt][/size]
Politics / Re: Amaechi's "Parallel Government" Statement Is Treasonable, Says Doyin Okupe by keyremotes(m): 1:37pm On Nov 21, 2014
The funny thing thing is that when there is a revolution or whatever the likes of Amaechi and others will not be spared.
They have no capacity to lead any revolution.
After he has fed fat on the Blood and Sweat of fellow Nigerians.
I say NO!!

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Politics / Re: Spot The Difference Between Nigerian Politicians And School Pupils(pix) by keyremotes(m): 9:26am On Nov 21, 2014
A BUNCH OF CRIMINALS.
WE ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL THIS.
A PEOPLE DESERVE THE LEADERSHIP THEY GET
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ALL STAND ALOOF AND REFUSE TO
PROTECT THEIR RIGHTS.

THEY AVERAGE NIGERIAN DOES NOT WANT HIS BOAT ROCKED.
HE IS SATISFIED WITH A SMALL CAR, LITTLE MONEY IN THE ACCOUNT,
TOOTHPICK IN HIS MOUTH AND MAYBE A SMALL 2 BEDROOM FLAT.

HE OS NOW A BIG BOY.

LIFE CAN BE BETTER THAN THE BOATS WE ARE ALL TRYING NOT TO ROCK
BUT WE MUST DO SOMETHING TO HAVE IT.
Politics / Re: For Peace To Reign In NASS, Tambuwal Should Resign - SAN by keyremotes(m): 9:16am On Nov 21, 2014
I personally think he should have resigned.
Even though others did not.
He could have set a very high moral standard for future attempts.
That would have set him apart and make him look different from the others though he is just like them.
Car Talk / Re: Have You Used Milemaster 5w-30 Oil Before? by keyremotes(m): 11:21pm On Nov 03, 2014
I'm a distributor of[b] [size=14pt]MileMaster[/size][/b] oil and I also use it.
I have a 2006 Toyota Sienna XLE and the oil remained on the same level for 3 months now.
Shortage is due to engine wear.
Family / Re: I Don't Love My Husband Anymore! by keyremotes(m): 12:46am On Nov 03, 2014
The woman too should look inwards.
Women always want the men to change.
They are always right and the husbands always wrong.

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Business / Re: UPDATED - [Shippyme.com Is A Nightmare Waiting To Happen To You.] by keyremotes(m): 12:29am On Nov 03, 2014
Me! I will never go near them again.
They almost ruined my business.
I used them only 3 times.
First was ok.
But the second and third were hell on earth.
Politics / Re: Synagogue Building Collapse: From Tragedy To Scandal,lagos Officials To Lose Job by keyremotes(m): 12:25am On Nov 03, 2014
Fashola messed up big time.
I am reliably informed by a friend who attended a birthday party where some SA's from Lagos and Ogun states were in attendance. Fashola and APC are waiting till after the elections so that they will not lose votes from the church members.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Abule Egba/iyana Ipaja Covered By Flood by keyremotes(m): 11:06am On Oct 26, 2014
I was on this same road last week Sunday and noticed a lot of abandoned vehicles along the road.
Who collects taxes on this road?
What has LASTMA done to remove these vehicles?
The road sides have turned into mechanic work shops.
You'll find motor parts inside the gutters along with refuse.
Even the LAWMA people too are guilty. They sweep and accumulate sand along road side,
leave them for a long time and they end up in the gutters.
I counted about 10 broken down danfos on a particular stretch of this road. All belonging to one man because they all had the same logo design on the sides.
Truth be told LASG should take care of this road.
They seem to be interested in places where big men go to. Surulere, VI and co.
One last question:
WHY IS IT THAT THE QUALITY OF SURULERE ROADS IS HIGHER THAN OTHER PARTS OF LAGOS?
ARE THE PEOPLE LIVING IN OTHER PARTS LESS HUMAN?
Car Talk / Re: Just Bought My First Car Camry Pencil Light by keyremotes(m): 1:07am On Oct 06, 2014
HOPE YOU LEARNED TO DRIVE PROPERLY O.
THERE ARE LOTS OF INSANE PEOPLE ON OUR ROADS THESE DAYS.

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Politics / And There Was War… by keyremotes(m): 9:02am On Sep 23, 2014
AND THERE WAS WAR…
Posted by thePreacherDiary on September 22 2014 17:34:34
And there was war… and the dragon fought… (Revelation 12:7).

A great prophet perplexed me lately when he wrote about “the vision” that he “saw,” prompting me to open anxious eyes to also see what he had seen, but he proceeded to announce a message rather than narrate the signs that I supposed he should have seen in a “vision.” A little later, he puzzled me even more when he added, “The word that Isaiah the son of Amoz saw concerning Judah and Jerusalem” (Isaiah 1:1-2; 2:1). Does one see words or hear words?

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According to Isaiah, he “saw” a “word” (or a message); he saw a word-vision; a weighty word about an endangered nation and its capital city of Jerusalem. I leave that to the prophets.

I look into 2015, the ominous year of presidential and other gubernatorial elections in Nigeria; I look beyond 2015, and I hear the frightful sounds of an approaching factional war. Someone might argue that the nation is already at war, yes, except for the media conspiracy to undermine the deaths, the guns, the bombs, the myriad battle fronts. The present Boko Haram conflicts, sadly, are a foothold already, but what the enemy intends is an escalation that would leave no part of the country out. For what I see, my heart has been in anguished trepidations, like a prisoner awaiting the inevitable hangman’s noose. I am unable to find my place at the jamboree vigils and recreational church services. There is coming another Christmas when we might not, should not, be feasting. I recall the prophetic warnings of three years ago: The Spirit of Sudan!

I have sobbed to some I hoped could hear what I hear, in case we both might see God’s way out. This afternoon, I look through the window and see children at play, and fearfully wonder how much longer the fun would last before we are refugees in some far flung forest, or raped or captured or conscripted to fight with an army we do not support. I lately warned at a Christian gathering that we might be having our last church parties, if we do not penitently wake up now. Our children might be doing their last terms at school, unless God shows us mercy. We could be holding our last annual church conventions and enjoying the last rides in our fanciful cars, unless the mercy of God again descends. We could be savouring the last fantasies in our sedating beds, and eating the last dainty meals in our comfortable homes from which we soon might flee to nowhere, unhelped and unhelpable by the gods we have multiplied in bank accounts and many other altars. All that you have amassed for life, if it be spared by the bombs, will be looted by the gangs, or acquired by another who never laboured with you. There are some projects starting now that will not be completed, and were better not started, should the tremors begin. Some children, in the next thirteen months, may have become fatherless and motherless, some wives widowed. Some husbands will see their wives taken away from them by force of the barrel of the gun. It will be the jungle justice of war.


8 Their land is full of idols;
the people worship things they have made
with their own hands.
9 So now they will be humbled,
and all will be brought low—
do not forgive them.
10 Crawl into caves in the rocks.
Hide in the dust
from the terror of the Lord
and the glory of his majesty (Isaiah 2:8-10, New Living Translation).


An ancient prophet once assured, “Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets” (Amos 3:7). In the past twenty-five years until now, there has been no shortage of dreams and revelations of wars, of blood, of a nation drenched in a north-south conflict; a conflagration between Muslims and Christians. If this had been the warning only from prophets, that should have been serious enough, but ordinary church members have received these warnings; old men and old women have had these dreams; little children have had these visions, turning to their parents for explanation. Not only respected intercessors but also simple Christians have received the warning. You probably are one of those many witnesses.

I spoke on phone today with three preachers in different parts of the country, and each of them, on this same day alone, has had a revelation or some frightful afternoon dream about the approaching war. If we were to ask for everyone who has ever had such a dream or revelation to come forth with them, we would have an encyclopaedia spanning decades, from all strata of people, from all corners of the nation.

Could God have been doing so much for so long so that we are without excuse should that unfortunate storm somehow someday burst? That makes me tremble. If God were not about to redeem Sodom and Gomorrah, would He have bothered to reveal and discuss the matter with Abraham (Genesis 18-19)? That is my consolation. I believe in the power of God; I believe in the love of God, but I fear. If God would ‘sell’ off Israel, His own ‘first born,’ into cruel exile (Judges 4:1-2); if He would so harshly deal with His own covenant people because of their wicked ways, I wonder what ‘favour’ excuses Nigeria whose priests and rulers compete to outdo each other in lies, greed and wickedness. The Father said to Abraham that if He could find ten righteous people in Sodom and Gomorrah, the whole population would be spared the pending fires. I plead with the Father that there are more than ten righteous people in Nigeria, and I tell Him I am one of them. (I hope so.) May we not go the way of Sodom.

Over twenty-five years ago when these pages began to sound this alarm, it was said, “A prophet of doom.” Now, that doom hangs palpably over us like a dark low cloud; now, more and more are beginning to be scared by the eloquent rumblings in the sky. Now, mails and SMS’s pour in, asking, “What do we do?” I ask the question myself. Days ago, I got the following SMS from a missionary up north:


This is an alert, sir. Yesterday afternoon, I was praying over the work I did at the mission field in Benin Republic when suddenly I saw myself standing on a vast map of Nigeria; the sand was boiling from the northwest to the northeast, pumping blood across down south, flowing like a river. I was shown big trees falling as the flow of blood continued. I was startled at the sight. I prayed, but there was a repeat of the revelation at about 2am, so I am moved to call you and others to watch and pray over this Islam fast. (Rev. Isaac A.)

A river of blood needs no interpretation – it means widespread deaths; the big trees are mighty fellows in the land – religious, political, and business leaders: bishops, apostles, army generals, great politicians, powerful millionaires and billionaires, all swept off like the commoner by the deluge of blood (Daniel 4:20-22). That the revelation should be repeated… I fear to say the meaning… maybe Joseph’s words in interpreting Pharaoh’s dream might speak for me:


28 This is the thing which I have spoken unto Pharaoh: What God is about to do he sheweth unto Pharaoh.

32 And for that the dream was doubled unto Pharaoh twice; it is because the thing is established by God, and God will shortly bring it to pass (Genesis 41:28, 32).

From the multitude of these recurring disturbing dreams and revelations of war, it would appear that in every congregation of a hundred, there would not lack ten who have had the experience. For what reason does God do this? To entertain sleepers? To leave us without excuse if our wicked ways should urge us sleepily on into the threatening storms? If Dr Goodluck Jonathan should win the presidential elections, the Islamic army that so long has threatened the land with blood and fire seems poised to escalate the war; should he lose or be schemed out, the same trained army in the disguise of being his ‘southern brothers’ defending his ‘political’ rights to the national cake, is already warming up again in the creeks of the Niger Delta to resume from where they had paused, according to Alhaji Asari Dokubo the ex-Deeper Lifer now turned Muslim fighter. Those are not a kinder breed than the Boko Haramians. In the hills of Ebonyi State in the south-east, intelligence had long notified us that they had also been training. Some of those are indigenous Ibo Muslims. Repeated signals from above suggest that the west itself would soon be in for a rude shock. Lagos, Ibadan, beware! Rifles and bullets could soon be speaking in tongues. Also, I don’t know where or what, except that we should pray for the nation against the dates of October 7 and 9.

The procedure of God in handling disputes, according to Matthew 18:15-17, is to first take a personal step to the other. Should the other party be unwilling to hear, an accompanying witness or two become necessary. Should that second step also fail, then the Church government would be involved. If even that third step does not help, the adamant partner should have become evident to everyone as a ‘publican.’ Accordingly, when God begins to send prophets with warnings from other lands to any people, it is firstly an indictment, that they have become stubborn or deaf, hence the need for that ‘second step’ of an outside witness. Remember Eli and Samuel (1 Samuel 2:27-29; 3:11-13).

Secondly and most importantly, when God thus sends a foreign messenger to any land, it could also be an emergency signal of how close to judgment that land has come. Two chapters after God had sent an unnamed prophet to Eli, and one chapter after the child Samuel became the second witness, the nation as well as its Ichabod priesthood was overtaken with a most embarrassing and exterminating disaster (1 Samuel 4-5). When God dispatched Jonah to Nineveh, that nation was only forty days away from an obliterating Judgment (Jonah 3:1-4). I fear that Nigeria was at that junction in August 2014 when, within the same month, God sent two prophets to the nation. That has added to my worries.

There may have been other witnesses, but the first of the two in this series to which I draw attention, was during the annual international leadership and prayer conference of the Wailing Women, in Port Harcourt the capital city of Rivers State. It is said that the map of Africa turned clockwise to 90 degrees has the form of a pistol, with the nozzle in South Africa and the trigger in Nigeria (actually in Rivers State, whose capital is the city of Port Harcourt where that conference held). At that conference, the prophet, Apostle John Mulinde from Uganda, took pains to narrate the ordeals through which his country passed in the days leading up to and during the hitherto ignored Idi Amin, who turned into the horrific Islamic red dragon that he became, from whose legacies, even after so many years, that nation is still grappling with survival throes. Idi Amin’s coming was greeted with blind public messianic celebrations. Soon, the Church got driven into the wilderness, from which it crawled back in blood and mud, seeking a forgotten God. In his final words, this Apostle, who was visiting the country for the first time, warned that danger was coming to Nigeria, but that there was a window of hope, the final outcome of which would be dependent on what the leadership of the Church in Nigeria did within the window of grace. From where I had concealed myself in the crowd, I froze. Only about a week before, during the quarterly Ministers Forum seminar of The Preacher, I had been unable to do the usual scheduled leadership presentation as we were otherwise confronted and diverted with the weight of the same emergency burden of the coming war and Islamic storms, with their occult reinforcements involving their sorcerers that, we hear, have been imported from certain other countries, to enchant from locations in the capital city of Abuja, so that the Christian president would die and be succeeded by his Islamic vice. The magicians of Pharaoh are seeking to duplicate what Moses the prophet of God had done, to bring upon Jonathan what God had brought upon the late Shehu Yar’Adua whom Jonathan had succeeded to the throne.


…In the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established (Matthew 18:16).

The second witness was the Apostle Chuck Pearce, a reckonable prophet from the United States of America, at the instance of the respected Prophet Emmanuel Nuhu Kure of Nigeria. Providence had found me in Abuja, unplanned for that meeting. Reading the signs of the times, however, I shelved the initial schedules that had taken me to that capital of the nation. A gathering of prophets in this season was a timely opportunity. This prophet said that God had sent him with the ‘gift’ of a plum line to Nigeria; and like Mulinde, he also said that the nation had a window of nine months, during which it could be saved or lost, depending on what we did with the time. I counted nine months from that last week of August; it took me to May, 2015 when a new post-election national government should be coming into power. Nine months…

I remember a concerned long distance call two months before, with a burdened prophetic intercessor in the United States; the word was that Nigeria was a nation in the travails of birth. Either mother or baby or both could die or be saved in labour; and it could be lamentation or celebration, depending on the outcome of the childbirth. Are these turmoils the birth pangs of a new nation, or death throes?

And they said unto him, Thus saith Hezekiah, This day is a day of trouble, and of rebuke, and of blasphemy: for the children are come to the birth, and there is not strength to bring forth (Isaiah 37:3).

I had left the Wailing Women’s conference to also speak at another international Calebite Conference in Kogi State, in the Middle Belt of Nigeria. I could not but announce there “The Coming Darkness,” and make the call of the Lord in this season for women intercessors to respond in tears, so that our streets be not littered tomorrow with the corpses of our young ones. A call was made; a hundred women or so came out to wail. We lay in the red dust, some rolled; beautiful clothes mattered little in the dust when lives and the destiny of a nation were at stake. The call had also come for personal prayer efforts as well as monthly women’s vigils for the nation, until February 2015 (Jeremiah 9:17-22). I counted the months off my finger: six months. Before the end of the meeting, that ministry had responded promptly by announcing a date for its women’s first vigil. Every birth date was to be someone’s duty post to fast and pray for the nation. My birthday was the next day. I had no choice.

We know in part and prophesy in part (1 Corinthians 13:9). The best of prophets sees only a part of God’s whole. My signals had called for six months; the witness from the US had announced a nine-month window. I probably had seen only up to the critical second trimester of the pregnancy, whereas God had shown him up to the tumultuous delivery at the end of nine months. The first witness did not specify a time span; I had announced a six-month prayer call; Apostle Chuck Pearce forewarns of a critical nine-month period from August. That would seem to be how much time we have. I just got shown a headline, if it means anything: “Senate urges Jonathan to declare total war on B’ Haram” (The Guardian, Wednesday, September 17, 2014).


7 So thou, O son of man, I have set thee a watchman unto the house of Israel; therefore thou shalt hear the word at my mouth, and warn them from me.

8 When I say unto the wicked, O wicked man, thou shalt surely die; if thou dost not speak to warn the wicked from his way, that wicked man shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand.

9 Nevertheless, if thou warn the wicked of his way to turn from it; if he do not turn from his way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul (Ezekiel 33:7-9).

I recall the following words in “The Onus of the Watchman” in “The Spirit of Sudan” series of The Preacher in January 2012:

In about two Christmas seasons from now, we may have to face this battle once more (1 Kings 20:22). Their last attempt at cutting up the nation was about two Christmas seasons ago in 2009. It was not on the pages of the newspaper. Those who were close enough read the moves; prophets caught it in the spirit.




I hear voices conspiring in an assembly, “Nigeria has troubled the nations with the Gospel and has herself not been troubled. We have made other nations boil, why cannot Nigeria also boil? How much longer do we let her be, and her sins and her goodness mount up to heaven?”

I watched a brief Aljazeera TV interview days ago on the Islamic troubles in Nigeria, and I saw a deliberate attempt by the program anchor-man to make the Islamic crises appear as agitations against corrupt governments in Nigeria and Kenya; an attempt to give the dog a bad name, as they would say, so as to kill it quick. While I do not excuse the evils in governments, in Nigeria or anywhere else, I found myself asking the TV from where I sat, “China, the US, Britain, Syria, Iraq, France, even Russia, are at the moment facing the same challenges as Nigeria; is kleptomaniac governance the explanation for the Islamic jihadist agitations in all those places? Even if internal corruption or regional marginalisation were the reason for which Muslims from Mali, Chad, Iran, and the US have joined their fellows in Nigeria to bomb churches and eliminate predominantly Christian communities, are they the mouthpiece of the nation? Are they the only ones marginalised? If hunger is the reason why a person destroys a whole village, how much is the cost of the AK-47 he wields, compared to what the average person needs to survive in this economy?” They are already preparing to blame what they intend to start on ‘corrupt’ leadership. My lips shall not help their cause, not even against the noble priesthood whom they seek to smear with scandals in this season of war, distracting us, diminishing our potency.

It is uncomfortable to play the roles of an unpatriotic Jeremiah predicting the inevitable fall of Jerusalem and the triumph of Nebuchadnezzar the enemy. So often I have asked, “Lord, what do we do?” Now I see we should pray for God to raise us a deliverer, to lead us into the victory. Each time Israel sinned and cried from their oppression, He sent them a deliverer. It took a Moses to take them out of Egypt; a Gideon to break the yoke of the Medianites; a Samuel to give fresh direction. In this season, may God also raise us a saviour. Amen.


But when the children of Israel cried unto the LORD, the LORD raised them up a deliverer (Judges 3:15).

In addition to all the supplications we should make during this period of ‘pregnancy,’ may all women’s groups or women in churches kindly commence monthly vigils for the life of Peter (Acts 12:1-7; Jeremiah 9:17-20). Everybody else, kindly pick your birth date (not birthday) to fast and pray, that the Lord will drive away the dark clouds from our sky. You were born on the 15th? Then let the 15th of every month (even if it be your birthday) until May 2015, be your appointment on the watchtower, to fast and pray for the soul of Nigeria.


9 Who can tell if God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?

10 And God saw their works, that they turned from their evil way; and God repented of the evil, that he had said that he would do unto them; and he did it not (Jonah 3:9-10).

From The Preacher’s diary, September 20, 2014.
Politics / Re: I Assisted Daniel To Claim Ogun Indigeneship,Daniel Is From Isoko — Amosun by keyremotes(m): 7:30pm On Sep 19, 2014
Amosu or whatever his name is a a bigger fool than OGD.
With this sort of shameless revelation should he not be jailed for falsehood?
So he knew the truth and encouraged lies.
SORRY FOR THESE SHAMELESS ROGUES.
Politics / Re: Video Of Nigerian Army "Tactically Manoeuvring" Away From Boko Haram. by keyremotes(m): 2:55am On Sep 10, 2014
Politics / Re: Ebola: Doctors Reject Sept 22 Schools’ Resumption Date by keyremotes(m): 2:22am On Sep 09, 2014
HOW CAN YOUSAY ALL THESE TO A 2 YEAR OLD FOR GOD'S SAKE?!?!!

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Politics / Re: Ebola: Doctors Reject Sept 22 Schools’ Resumption Date by keyremotes(m): 2:20am On Sep 09, 2014
PRIVATE SCHOOL OWNERS ARE BEHIND THIS DEMONIC DECISION. GREED WILL DESTROY THEM.
THERE WILL BE SERIOUS TROUBLE IF ANY CHILD CONTACT EBOLA AFTER RESUMPTION.

WHEN WE OUGHT TO BE THANKING GOD THAT SCHOOLS WERE ON HOLIDAYS WHEN THE OUTBREAK OCCURED.

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Politics / Re: More PiXS : New National E-id Card Launched By Pres. Goodluck Jonathan by keyremotes(m): 8:04pm On Aug 28, 2014
A very close friend of mine who is a top banker was very correct when he told me last week about this ATM/ID card plan.
It not a very good idea to do this. I beleive National ID Cards are meant to be stand alone documents without collaboration with any corporate body.
Politics / Lagos State Driving Institute Recertification Card. by keyremotes(m): 8:05pm On Aug 26, 2014
I was taken aback this afternoon when my wife's driver told me he was harassed by VIO's last week.
He was stopped by the VIO's and presented all the documents they asked for to them.
Everything was complete. The next thing they told him was that the new temporary national drivers licence was not acceptable in Lagos state.
That he must get the Certification card. The vehicle was impounded for 2 days because of this card.

My people what is really going on in this country.

They came with MOT to only fleece people of their money. They do not inspect the vehicle because if they do the number of vehicles on our roads that are not road worthy would have reduced.

WHAT IS THIS CERTIFICATION FOR IF NOT TO STEAL MORE FROM THE PEOPLE WHEN THEY DO NOT CARRY OUT ANY TEST?
Politics / Re: Prof Yemi Osinbajo Responds To Pdp/christian Bigots by keyremotes(m): 11:15pm On Aug 10, 2014
So well read individuals may think I am naive or outright silly.
But let us sit back and think very well.
Are you guys saying Islamization is not possible in Nigeria?
Do you realize Syria was once a Christian state.
What do sects like A1 Qhaida (or whatever), Islamic State, Hama, Al Shabab and Boko Haram stand for?
Will a southerner, albeit a Christian in Nigeria right now vote for a Muslim or even a Northerner at this very period of our nationhood?
How can the Muslims explain the terror acts of their fellow brothers?
When kidnappings and bombings started this is the same way we all felt ok about them till people close to us or even ourselves were kidnapped.

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