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Umartins1:
GST: let me start with this. GST is an abbreviation for General studies often called GNS in most schools. If you however call General Studies, GNS instead of GST before an average Akokite, what you will get is a puppet staring at you with amazement. In UNILAG, it is GST not GNS.


Overnight: another crazy and very popular term in UNILAG. Traditionally, overnight refers to going out of the hostel and slipping into an unlocked class to read. Wait! Want to know why this is crazy? There are two reasons. First, when an Akokite tells you he is going for overnight, he expects you to fall on your knees and worship him. To him, he is a hero of books as sacrificing the comfort of his bed deserves some iconic eulogy. There is a second reason that is crazier. 95% of those who go for this overnight don't go there to read. Some go with their laptops and consoles(for games), some, dressed in their nicest clothes and shoes, go to advertise them and 60% of the 95% go with condoms.


Bonafide: only an Akokite that is able to secure a hall of residence understands the feeling, pride and the Buzz about being a bona-fide resident in the school hostel. If you find a student dragging it really hard or in a heated conversation with the hostel porters, be sure as hell that he is a bona-fide. He wouldn't dare standing in the front of porters in the first place if he was not. See, in UNILAG hostels, there is this caste system in existence. Let me quickly bring in another term

Porters/squatters: of course everyone knows what the hostel porters do but in UNILAG, their job extends beyond what is obtained in other schools. To the bona-fide, porters are just tool of play but to squatters, those who live in the hostel illegally, porters are hell descendants. They both constantly devise ways to outsmart each other. If you see a student entering a hostel with bold, non smiling face and fiercely walking like a soldier in battle array, he is a squatter. And on his unlucky day, the fierce walking no matter how brisk ends with, "hello, my friend, where is your pass? " the rambling voice of the hell descendants.


2001: what do you think this is? A year? No. This is a canteen in UNILAG which is spectacular for its large space, long chain retail trade and most importantly, its cheap prices of food. Of course, that is the Economics invisible hand at work. There are more sellers of food than buyers. This is the canteen mostly paraded by broke guys like me. If you are a broke AKokite and you despise eating in an open space, sorry is your case. Apart from 2001, every other canteen in UNILAG is not pocket friendly.


New hall: if you ask an 'average' Akokite what new hall is (not where, everyone knows that), he will tell you it is a popular park. If, however, you ask a 'real' Akokite, what new hall is, he will tell you to wait until nightfall before he explains.And when night eventually falls, all he has to do is to take you to new hall and with your naked eyes, you will witness first-class prostitution. New hall is reputable for such because of the interwovened female hostels. Here is the first place I saw two Range Rover sports, three Toyota venzas and one Land cruiser Prado parked side by side.


Senate building: lol. Only 'bad' guys use this term often. And they actually meant the Senate building that houses the office of the VC. Although, guys' businesses are not inside the building but behind it nor are their businesses during the official hours but at night when even the full moon won't be enough to provide enough light. Many things go on here. For guys in the faculty of Arts whose classes are closer to the Senate building, overnight is an intriguing endeavour.


Alpha base: this is the last place an Akokite ever wishes to visit. No student has ever gone there and returned happily unless he is a mere witness. Alpha base is the dreaded security headquarters of the school. The agents of this alpha base are popularly called baba blue by the student populace. Their uniform is blue colour. Call them baba blue to their face and you are sure to graduate without convocation.

UBA park: this is a combination of Senate building and new hall. It is not a good place for an innocent soul to visit at night.

And lastly.......


Lagoon Front: this is the pride of every Akokite. You will find students sitting under the scorching sun Just to stare at the water. This is the most visited place in UNILAG.it is visited by 'tourist-students' in the day and by 'other' students at night for some businesses that should be occurring in the 'other' room.


I drop my pen!


Greatest Akokites



cc: lalasticlala, seun

How can you forget shop 10?

Pagan9ja I summon thee

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aikluck007:
beautiful baby.. If not for something, I for just marry her

O Yea of Little Faith, You can be a Yerima and marry her

Businesstools:
I am a chronic stammerer and I can take proper charge in parades. I happen to be one of the bests among my course-mates.

What rank? Officer or Order rank

International School, University of Lagos

waikiki:
I will be there personally to support the movement! Look out for the person giving out branded bottle water tomorrow. Great akokites!

Great

player007:
Its obvious OP didn't do his research well before posting this. Pablo should be at the top of the list.
Heard he (Pablo) was so rich that he had to spend millions on rubber bands.

He once spent about $250,000 by literally burning it to keep his daughter warm, he was a boss
And to the original o.p, duely noted

This list is not complete without reference to Pablo Escobar the great

cloudgoddess:
Oh okay, perhaps the person who wrote the comment was inspired by him? I personally haven't watched most of his videos, only one or two, so I wouldn't know either way. Sure, post the link!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0EEKfTnfvA

cloudgoddess:
I don't think so, I saw it in the comment section of some youtube video. I don't recall it being one of his.

It is from one of his videos, I can give you the link if you are interested.

cloudgoddess:
"How god answers prayer:

-guy gets shot at but the shot misses, god protected him
-guy gets shot but misses all vital organs, its a miracle. God saved him.
-guy gets shot and lasting damage to his body, god saves him, cause god has more plans for his life. God is good.
-guy gets shot and killed. Guy is in better place, heaven.

The way you christians work out things in your mind theres no way for your make believe god to fail you!!

You could pray to anything and it would answer prayer the same way.

Prayer is also like buying a lottery ticket. You keep asking god to answer your different prayers. Hoping that one day he will answer one. Then after asking your supposed god thousands of prayers and finally, something happens in your life thats close to what you asked for and you call it a miracle from god. Its no miracle, it is just blind chance cause you asked for so many things. Heard so many times christians say: “god either answers yes, no, or wait.” Thats an answer for almost any request. In reality god answers in silence. Why? Cause he doesn’t exist!! Buy a lottery ticket you have way more of a chance something will happen because of the act."

Saw this comment on youtube and I don't think I've read anything more accurate. Thoughts?

Darkmatter2525 is the source of this analogy right?

Timoleon:
i bet my right balls that this story is fake. a 300level student of whc department? bloggers continue using peopls pics to spin stories u hear...God is washing u.

It's real, I am an Akokaite, the gist has been circulating since yesterday, So sad. He is a student of history and strategic studies.

Say Hello to my little friends - All Pacino (Scarface)

SPAAAARTAAAANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL - Gerald Butler (300)

THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!! (300)
I will make you an offer you can't refuse (The Godfather)

Into the badlands

3 Idiots
Titanic
A beautiful mind
A walk to remember
The Godfather trilogy
Like if you agree

Thisiztrixx:
Heard it's really cool

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Yup, it's a thousand times better than Daredevil

RAKITIC:
Pls recommed any action packed series i can watch

Netflix's Jessica Jones

highyo:
L - Deut. 7:25-26 Those who keep or own cursed objects (you are cursed).

TOYS
Dolls (Excerpts)
Dolls were believed to bring good luck to their owners, to make livestock give more milk, help win wars and heal the sick. Only witch doctors or medicine men were allowed to handle them.
The dictionary defines a doll as a small carved or molded figure which served as a cult object or representation of a nursery story, cartoon or puppet character.
Both World Book and Britannica point out that dolls were buried with people and were supposed to be friends and servants in the spirit world.
Roman and Greek girls, in preparation for marriage would leave their dolls on the altar of the temples of Artemis and Diana. To this day multitudes of idol (demon) worshippers use dolls in pagan religious ceremonies.
In ancient times the worship of idols included the offering of various types of sacrifices, libations and other acts of devotion such as kissing an image, kneeling or dancing before it. On occasion the worshiper inflicted wounds in themselves as a special act of homage. The second commandment of the Decalogue prohibited the making of any image of The God Of Israel. Despite the fact that arks, ephods and terraphin found their place in the religion of Israel, not a single figure of God has ever been recovered by archaeologists. This feature of Israel's religion sharply distinguished it from that of her neighbors and contemporaries, and profoundly attests to the fact that the true God is not a being whose personality can be adequately reflected in the products of human handicrafts. Idolatry was a constant problem in ancient Israel.
Dolls in Toledo, Ohio (Excerpts)
One night when my wife was complaining to me about the child's insolence, out of nowhere I said, Her problems are those stinking doll babies, it's witchcraft.
The next night while I was praying for someone's deliverance, she picked up an encyclopedia to check what it said about dolls! There it was: origin in witchcraft and magic.
Baby - Seven Months Old (Excerpts)
The Lord began to show us the legal grounds Satan held. It was in his dolls! He had received one for Christmas and a small plastic boy sailor doll at birth. The Lord also told my husband of various stuffed toys (in shapes of animals - whales, dogs and kangaroos), a plastic toy Big Bird and matching bib. These were thrown away and curses from them broken. (Look for strange sicknesses or diseases that will not heal in children.)
When the Lord commanded that no graven images were to be made, He wasn't being cruel and heartless. He knew the damage they could put upon people (Ex. 20:4). The Lord has also shown us that puppets are a deception and the Lord places a curse on those that use deceit (Jer. 48:10).
Satan In The Toy Store
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and four footed beasts, and creeping things (Rom. 1:23).
There shall not be found among you anyone that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee (Deut. 18:10-12). The permissive society along with its blinding perversion of moral and spiritual values is an appalling reality.
How can a child be influenced to readily accept demons? Webster's defines fantasy as 1) imagination or fancy, especially wild, visionary fancy; 2) unreal mental image; illusion; phantasm; 3) whim; queer notion; caprice; 4) an imaginative poem, play, etc. and 5) in psychology, a mental image as in a day dream.
Movies - Demonic movies aim to frighten, to deceive, to familiarize children with hideous characters, to entice children to accept evil as good, etc. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil (Isa.5:20).
For instance, consider E.T. He could heal, raise the dead, etc.; a mockery of Jesus and a horrible creature. Movies to avoid are Star Wars, Dark Cauldrons, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist and similar movies.
Fairy Tales and Walt Disney - Time Warner movies are full of cabalistic practices such as The Chronicles of Narina: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and Time Warner's - Harry Potter Movies - The Lord of the Rings. These movies and books help the children to accept the menacing demons as their friends. They no longer have fear if these devils appear to them in their rooms. They become their imaginary friends. In actuality, they are malignant evil spirits, sent to rob, kill and destroy the children.
Read Daniel 11:38; God of forces means munitions. The below games include force or munitions. In the games munitions is associated with occult, charms and magic.
Years ago God showed me the reason for Walt Disney movies, full of occult workings and such as E.T. It was to get the children to feel comfortable, even to love the better of the evil presented to them. Do you think it has worked?
In our work with people, we have found fantasy to be a major problem. Many people under 35 years old have a hard time living in a real world. Dwelling in fantasy has become to them the real world; the real world is fantasy. Fantasy costs in lost mental power, satisfaction of life and work.
Cartoons draw on Egyptology - Isis; mythology, witchcraft, occult, Smurfs, Dungeons " Dragons, Little People and Gremlins. The most violent block of T.V. time is Saturday morning aimed to steal the souls of children.
Fairy Tales and Walt Disney movies are full of occult practices: Mary Popins, Dark Cauldron, etc. Video games incite destruction and death.
Rock music and subliminal music is meant to operate on stimuli that exist below the threshold of the conscious mind. Its goal is to awaken the energy center (in the brain) and to expand mental awareness. Scientific instruments have proved it reaches its goal. Music is more powerful than drugs.
New Age Children's music is to incite rebellion and self elevation. Rock music leads young people into sexual perversions and violence.
Toys Having Either Occult Linkage,
Actions or Excessive Violence
These can cause demonic possession in children. SMURFS: (German word for demon) - Papa Smurf is a wizard who casts spells and mixes potions, and often refers to Beelzebub (Satan) in the cartoons. He practices sorcery and witchcraft.
Wizards and witches were put to death in the Old Testament. Paying heed to them, however amusing or cute and innocent they seem to be, gives respectability to that which God forbids. He knows it leads to one opening up oneself to satanic bondage. Ignore and Renounce!
STAR WARS: The theme is based on a cosmic force taken from Zen Buddhism and Eastern religions. EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Yoda is referred to as a Zen master. E.T. TOYS: E.T. levitates, uses mental telepathy, heals supernaturally, resurrected, imitation of the life of Jesus, operates in the occult. DUNGEON'S AND DRAGONS: Fantasy game fought in the minds of the players. Teaches demonology, witchcraft, voodoo, murder, rape, blasphemy, suicide, assassination, insanity, sex perversion, homosexuality, Satan worship, barbarianism, cannibalism, sadism, demon summoning, necromancy and divination. Human sacrifice. Some game!!

Which book did you get this from I want to read it

nurex01:
1. Jesus christ when he was alive he never
practice christianity, he only bring islam
2. Jesus was never mention anything like christian
when he was alive. But in Al-qur'an GOD called us
muslim like Qur'an 3:102
3. Jesus christ was never go to church when he
was alive and there is no single verse in the bible
that say go to church. But in Al-qur'an Allah says
we should go to "jummuah"
4. There is no single verse in the bible where the
word "BIBLE" is mention. But in Al-qur'an there
was so many places where GOD mention Al-
qur'an, like qur'an 4:82
5. There was no single verse where GOD or jesus
says u should go to "jerusalem" But in the Al-
qur'an GOD say in suratul hajj that we should go
to hajj if we have the power to go
So, my brother & sister if islam is not the real way
to salvation it will not be possible for millions of
millions of millions of muslim today, from diffrent
part of the word, from Europe, Asia, Australia,
Africa, we will all garder to mecca. At the back on
one Imam, if imam say "Allahu Akbar" everybody
will say "Allah Akbar" if imam bowed down
everybody will bowed down for GOD. Because of
what is in the book of {Zephaniah 3:9}, so what are
we calling islam, we have 5 pillars of islam:
1. We should believe in oneness of GOD not
threenity, is in the book of {Deutoronomy 6:4} also
in the book of {Mark 12:28-29}
2. We should perfom solat {worship GOD} is in the
book of {Nehemiah 8:4-6} & {matthew 26:39}
3. We should be paying "ZAKAT" is in the book of
{Mark 12:41-42}
4. We should be fasting for GOD. Is in the book of
{jeremiah 36:9}
5. We should be going to Hajj, is in the book of
{Isaiah 2:2}
ISLAM IS THE ONLY

Your English though.

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BeazyBee:
Laugh Out Your Sorrows ;DLaugh Out Your Sorrows
Lalastica

Rita Repulsa, Go go power rangers.

PrettyClare7:
umm dd you check?

Yes on Wikipedia.

PrettyClare7:
i dont understand

I thought they had stopped it, I was wrong am sorry.

PrettyClare7:
Season 1 and 2 is sooooo interesting. Waiting for season 3. Go and see it.

It's been cancelled.
Good series though

youngibeh:
Dear Nairalanders, i was shocked when my pastor who was also amazed showed me some pixs he snapped in our deliverance service with an image at the top of the congregation that look like an agbanje spirit.

PLEASE WATCH THE PIX CLOSELY AND TELL ME YOUR TAKE. THIS HAPPEN IN MY CHURCH I WAS A WITNESS TO EVERYTHING.

Your pastor is a Scammer, this is the same picture (of the spirit that appeared on a thread on NAIRALAND about an angel being In a Children's party), he just took it, added it to a picture of people praying and used it to deceive you.

teekay213:
HI pals,i have a building that have been keeping for a long time and have decided to sell it because i need money.so after waiting long time,we finally saw two buyers,the bank and one of the top pentecostal churches in the country.but the problem there is the bank gave a good price why the church pleaded because of the good location and they are ready to pay 65% compare to what the bank offered.i told my friend and some people they told me to go with the highest bidder.
Yesterday when i told my pastor he said it’s the work of God they want to use it for and told some stories that i should sell it to the church not minding the 35% differences which are in millions.
Finally,i bring it here to nairaland for your advise(es) because am a bit confused who to sell it to,the bank or the church?thanks.

The bank of course, don't be naive, don't make business decision based on sentiments

akudinaobi:
Poster you can lie
The chick is a IndecentStar

#mtcheeeeeeew
Walking out

Abeg what's her name.

Smallville (BEST SERIES OF ALL TIME)

When Nepa brings the light.

MILF