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tellodds:
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https://tellodds.com/religion-whose-followers-can-fast-death/

Saw this once on Taboo (National Geography program), scary stuff, saw an elderly lady starve herself to death.

Maximus85:
I hope calling me dumb has made you feel better.

Our problem is that we don't read to understand in this part of the world.

But to answer your question, Yes, Adam and Eve didn't go to Hellfire. They went to hell (grave). Remember Genesis 3:19 "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."

They returned to the dust, they died and were buried.

Question 3 answered. Attempt one and two.

Jehovah witness spotted

arinze198:
One Pastor Raphael Obi also known as ‘Sharp Sharp’, has opened up on his strange brand of deliverance ministry which involved sucking of women’s breasts not minding the societal status of such women in Lagos.

Enugu State-born Obi explained that some killer diseases such as cancer do inflict women through their breasts and as such when any of those women came for prayer, he will have to suck their breasts so that such diseases will not near them.

He said it was a call he had from God and had delivered many women in the past before he was arrested last week.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that it was such manner of deliverance that landed Pastor Obi into trouble after he sucked one of his members wife’s breasts. Obi and the woman who came for the purported deliverance ended up engaging in a sex romp inside his church.

The incident happened at Abaranje Road by Cele bus stop in Ikotun, Lagos where the church is located.

Police sources revealed that Obi accepted he had sucked many women’s breasts; both married and single victims in his church.

The police at Area M Command, Idimu in Alimosho Local Government Area of Lagos arrested Obi for the alleged gross misconduct; sucking of breasts and engaging her in marathon sex in the guise of deliverance.

When our correspondent visited Area M Idimu Command, Obi was still detained at the cell over the latest discoveries in his church and house at the weekend.
It was gathered that the police searched his house, discovered some charms he had tied on baby dolls, removed them and brought to the police station as exhibits.

Police sources said that obi has made confessional statements and he will soon be charged to court for his misconduct.

http://pmexpressng.com/suck-breasts-deliver-women-pastor-confesses/

Just so we are clear, I also suck b00bs for deliverance .. Rubbish, religious people though

Okaakoko:
Where can I sell king cobra's venom?

Lalasticlala should know

MuttleyLaff:
There is method in the madness

Are you Dickdastardly reborn?

uwa1:
This was what Buhari said and now we are regretting it....

LMFAO, don't worry, I have a waec certificate

Seun:
It's a joke. They are just explaining that cigarette marketing is like selling death.

Make me a super Moderator Seun, you wouldn't regret it

makydebbie:
I can't remember but I'm sure someone offended me.

LOL, that picture just made my day , epic throwback

makydebbie:

Who offended in your throwback picture or was it just someone stealing your sweet that was making you angry

Present sir

makydebbie:
Yea I did.
I'm in Ghana presently.

Ohk

makydebbie:
SMA College at isolo lagos.

LOL, so you schooled in Lagos? Have you gone back to Ghana or you based in Nigeria?

makydebbie:
They used to call me refugee. Those Nigerians no get joy for secondary school.

Na only my babes them dey call me Makydebbie or Maky.

What secondary did you go to?

Still Buhari (click like if you agree) let's do a nairaland poll, pls don't quote me

Atiku OR PDP click like if you agree (pls don't quote me)

Makydebbie
Dalaman
Jackbizzle
SalamanRushdie
No1madman.

TheFreeOne:
These are the real ghost workers

A brain cripple appointing the dead to head the living whilst BMC zombies only gets 30k despite practically residing on social media to defend sai baba mis-goverrnance 24/7

This APC government is a disgrace to governance.

Zombies in the house, is it PDP that inserted dead people into the list of these appointees

It was Johnathan

Gee thank God, I thought it was only me

rajiraymond:
What about the rain of God, is he coming too?

Ignore MrPresident1,he is a perpetual false prophet, always predicting the end of the world but constantly getting it wrong if you read the previous posts, you would discover it

tashashiel:
i tell you

Let's wait and see to see how much he would bribe them

tashashiel:
Burnaboy dat will soon be out any moment, I trust Nigerian police they will never disapoint

LOL Nigerians and mistrust of their police force are like 5 and 6

It is called front page material, Lalasticlala, over the promise land

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is gay because of this picture below?

Thepasserby:
After being called to bar, anxious lady decided to ask her boyfriend how much is groomprice is worth. 

I have a feeling guys are relatively getting scarce this days. 

Dear Ladies, 

If you have one, keep him close to you, you never can tell who is eyeing him. 


See the tweets below

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/how-much-is-your-groompricelady-asks-her-lawyer-boyfriend

This Nigga was my senior at ISL and he went to Unilag, I have forgotten his name

gr8tsuccess:
Hello Everyone, please recommend a good body lighting lotion and body shower cream that will lighten me a little bit and make my skin smooth and clean.
Thank you.

Dudu Osun..... Thank me later

YOLO1:
Was so bored yesterday and had to open my system to keep my company. While browsing through my system, came across the movie 3 idiots in one of my folders. Had to open it and started watching it again even though I have watched it like 4 times before.
Couldn't believe tears rolled through my eyes while watching the movie. Even had to off my phone when my gf was disturbing me to come online for a chat.
This movie is just the film of the century

All ezz well

Incrizz:
2 JESUS loves you.
You can't resist the allure of this tech if you don't have The Spirit of Christ in you.

Those signs and wonders you seek before you believe, this AI is gonna perform it for you after they give life to it in a tomorrow not far away.

You are fvcking stvpid and a fear Monger, the Bible was clear it would be a MARK not chip, stop lifting rubbish from far - right American conservative Christian website and calling it fact and reading signs where there are none, you are embrasssing yourself and your faith

Incrizz:
The image of the beast, Artificial Intelligence, AI, is here.

666
Sophia (6 letters) is a robot created to be artificially intelligent. Have you heard about her?? She has just been granted citizenship in Saudi Arabia

Cyborg: (6)- another of the 6,6,6; the merging of humans with machines.

What is the last 6? Do you know??

For those of you who prefer codes, Sophia the female looking robot, was revealed at the Future Investment Initiative, a gathering of rich an powerful Saudi Arabians (Google it.)
F: is the 6th letter in the alphabet
I: is the 15th letter=1+5=6
I: 6
666 (The rise of machines).

The chip is going to be implanted in your brain or in your hand if you permit. Do not permit dearly beloved of God.

Chips implanted in the brain can be wiped or reprogrammed which will make it easy for your mind tampered with.

An AI Church has been created where AI would be declared God.
Google it!

They are going to tell you that the chip can help you medically, emotionally, intellectually to solve your issues. etc
Remember this Scripture, "he will come peaceably at first"

If you are a believer in Christ, do not accept an implantation of chip in you head or hand in the name of medicals or whatever; be prepared yo die for CHRIST!!
Do not allow them make you forget God!

As a Christian, get prepared to forgo your money in the bank, suffer health wise and other wise than receive a "cure all" chip in your body.

Be prepared to suffer pain, hunger etc on behalf of CHRIST.

Why? Because the beast will be given power over all who believe in Christ Jesus and overcome them, but whoever endures to the end shall be saved

Atheists give your lives to Christ, because only The Spirit of Christ in a man can help him resist the lure/seduction of the Antichrist.

The beast( AI or AGI World system is here). Be warned!!!


*Let's do some e-evangelism mention any moniker you know e.g Chopbellefull, lefulefu, jupxter, obonujoker,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSn9QFlMnoA

Why do Christians like embrasssing themselves with rubbish like this