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Christianity EtcRe: I Suck Breasts To Deliver Women, Pastor Confesses by KGBEAST(m): 9:02am On Jan 29, 2018
arinze198:
One Pastor Raphael Obi also known as ‘Sharp Sharp’, has opened up on his strange brand of deliverance ministry which involved sucking of women’s breasts not minding the societal status of such women in Lagos.

Enugu State-born Obi explained that some killer diseases such as cancer do inflict women through their breasts and as such when any of those women came for prayer, he will have to suck their breasts so that such diseases will not near them.

He said it was a call he had from God and had delivered many women in the past before he was arrested last week.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that it was such manner of deliverance that landed Pastor Obi into trouble after he sucked one of his members wife’s breasts. Obi and the woman who came for the purported deliverance ended up engaging in a sex romp inside his church.

The incident happened at Abaranje Road by Cele bus stop in Ikotun, Lagos where the church is located.

Police sources revealed that Obi accepted he had sucked many women’s breasts; both married and single victims in his church.

The police at Area M Command, Idimu in Alimosho Local Government Area of Lagos arrested Obi for the alleged gross misconduct; sucking of breasts and engaging her in marathon sex in the guise of deliverance.

When our correspondent visited Area M Idimu Command, Obi was still detained at the cell over the latest discoveries in his church and house at the weekend.
It was gathered that the police searched his house, discovered some charms he had tied on baby dolls, removed them and brought to the police station as exhibits.

Police sources said that obi has made confessional statements and he will soon be charged to court for his misconduct.

http://pmexpressng.com/suck-breasts-deliver-women-pastor-confesses/
Just so we are clear, I also suck b00bs for deliverance grin cheesy grin .. Rubbish, religious people though
Science/TechnologyRe: The 10 Most Expensive Liquids In The World by KGBEAST(m): 10:00am On Jan 28, 2018
Okaakoko:
Where can I sell king cobra's venom?
Lalasticlala should know grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Could Not Die For Anyone’s Sins by KGBEAST(m): 10:11am On Jan 25, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
There is method in the madness
Are you Dickdastardly reborn?
PoliticsRe: 'Licensed To Kill' Inc Expands Into Nigeria by KGBEAST(m): 8:52pm On Jan 17, 2018
uwa1:
This was what Buhari said and now we are regretting it.... grin grin grin grin
LMFAO, don't worry, I have a waec certificate grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: 'Licensed To Kill' Inc Expands Into Nigeria by KGBEAST(m): 8:23pm On Jan 17, 2018
Seun:
It's a joke. They are just explaining that cigarette marketing is like selling death.
Make me a super Moderator Seun, you wouldn't regret it grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Me by KGBEAST(m): 9:04pm On Jan 14, 2018
makydebbie:
I can't remember but I'm sure someone offended me. grin
LOL, that picture just made my day grin grin grin, epic throwback
RomanceRe: Please Nairalanders Help Me by KGBEAST(m): 8:57pm On Jan 14, 2018
makydebbie:
smiley
Who offended in your throwback picture or was it just someone stealing your sweet that was making you angry grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Agnostics a.k. a FREE THINKERS In The House? Say Hello. by KGBEAST(m): 2:06pm On Jan 14, 2018
Present sir
EducationRe: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by KGBEAST(m): 12:57pm On Jan 14, 2018
makydebbie:
Yea I did.
I'm in Ghana presently.
Ohk
EducationRe: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by KGBEAST(m): 12:38pm On Jan 14, 2018
makydebbie:
SMA College at isolo lagos. cheesy
LOL, so you schooled in Lagos? Have you gone back to Ghana or you based in Nigeria?
EducationRe: What Was Your Nickname In Secondary School? by KGBEAST(m): 11:41pm On Jan 13, 2018
makydebbie:
They used to call me refugee. Those Nigerians no get joy for secondary school. grin

Na only my babes them dey call me Makydebbie or Maky.
What secondary did you go to? grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: This Man Is The President Of Nigeria 2019 by KGBEAST(m): 11:12pm On Jan 04, 2018
Still Buhari (click like if you agree) let's do a nairaland poll, pls don't quote me
PoliticsRe: This Man Is The President Of Nigeria 2019 by KGBEAST(m):
Atiku OR PDP click like if you agree (pls don't quote me)
RomanceRe: Wish Five Nairalanders A Happy New Year by KGBEAST(m): 2:48am On Jan 01, 2018
Makydebbie
Dalaman
Jackbizzle
SalamanRushdie
No1madman.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints 3 Dead Men As Board Members: Francis Okpozo, Christopher Utov by KGBEAST(m): 10:50pm On Dec 30, 2017
TheFreeOne:
These are the real ghost workers grin

A brain cripple appointing the dead to head the living whilst BMC zombies only gets 30k despite practically residing on social media to defend sai baba mis-goverrnance 24/7 cheesy

This APC government is a disgrace to governance.

Zombies in the house, is it PDP that inserted dead people into the list of these appointees huh
It was Johnathan grin grin grin grin

PhonesRe: What Is Wrong With Airtel Network? by KGBEAST(m): 6:05pm On Dec 24, 2017
Gee thank God, I thought it was only me
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus The Sun Of God Is Coming Back By Christmas Day by KGBEAST(m): 4:30pm On Dec 23, 2017
rajiraymond:
What about the rain of God, is he coming too?
Ignore MrPresident1,he is a perpetual false prophet, always predicting the end of the world but constantly getting it wrong if you read the previous posts, you would discover it grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy In SARS Cell With Other Robbery Suspects by KGBEAST(m): 3:45pm On Dec 17, 2017
tashashiel:
i tell you
Let's wait and see to see how much he would bribe them grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy In SARS Cell With Other Robbery Suspects by KGBEAST(m): 3:41pm On Dec 17, 2017
tashashiel:
Burnaboy dat will soon be out any moment, I trust Nigerian police they will never disapoint
LOL Nigerians and mistrust of their police force are like 5 and 6 shocked cool shocked shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Young Man Hangs Dead Python On His Neck (Photo) by KGBEAST(m): 1:04pm On Dec 14, 2017
It is called front page material, grin grin grin grin Lalasticlala, over the promise land
CelebritiesRe: Morachi Wears Pant To Promote KAKALO His New Song (Photos) by KGBEAST(m): 7:06am On Dec 14, 2017
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is gay because of this picture below? angry sad angry

RomanceRe: "How Much Is Your Groom Price?" Lady Asks A Young Lawyer She Admires by KGBEAST(m): 11:45am On Dec 13, 2017
Thepasserby:
After being called to bar, anxious lady decided to ask her boyfriend how much is groomprice is worth. 

I have a feeling guys are relatively getting scarce this days. 

Dear Ladies, 

If you have one, keep him close to you, you never can tell who is eyeing him. 


See the tweets below

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/how-much-is-your-groompricelady-asks-her-lawyer-boyfriend
This Nigga was my senior at ISL and he went to Unilag, I have forgotten his name
FashionRe: Please Recommend A Good Body Lighting Lotion And Shower Cream For Me by KGBEAST(m): 5:36pm On Dec 02, 2017
gr8tsuccess:
Hello Everyone, please recommend a good body lighting lotion and body shower cream that will lighten me a little bit and make my skin smooth and clean.
Thank you.
Dudu Osun..... Thank me later grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: Is There Any Other Film More Fascinating, Thrilling & Intriguing As The Idiots? by KGBEAST(m): 11:18am On Dec 02, 2017
YOLO1:
Was so bored yesterday and had to open my system to keep my company. While browsing through my system, came across the movie 3 idiots in one of my folders. Had to open it and started watching it again even though I have watched it like 4 times before.
Couldn't believe tears rolled through my eyes while watching the movie. Even had to off my phone when my gf was disturbing me to come online for a chat.
This movie is just the film of the century
All ezz well grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Beast (666) Is Here Already!!! by KGBEAST(m): 7:18pm On Nov 30, 2017
Incrizz:
2 JESUS loves you.
You can't resist the allure of this tech if you don't have The Spirit of Christ in you.

Those signs and wonders you seek before you believe, this AI is gonna perform it for you after they give life to it in a tomorrow not far away.
You are fvcking stvpid and a fear Monger, the Bible was clear it would be a MARK not chip, stop lifting rubbish from far - right American conservative Christian website and calling it fact and reading signs where there are none, you are embrasssing yourself and your faith
Christianity EtcRe: The Beast (666) Is Here Already!!! by KGBEAST(m): 6:53pm On Nov 30, 2017
Incrizz:
The image of the beast, Artificial Intelligence, AI, is here.

666
Sophia (6 letters) is a robot created to be artificially intelligent. Have you heard about her?? She has just been granted citizenship in Saudi Arabia

Cyborg: (6)- another of the 6,6,6; the merging of humans with machines.

What is the last 6? Do you know??

For those of you who prefer codes, Sophia the female looking robot, was revealed at the Future Investment Initiative, a gathering of rich an powerful Saudi Arabians (Google it.)
F: is the 6th letter in the alphabet
I: is the 15th letter=1+5=6
I: 6
666 (The rise of machines).

The chip is going to be implanted in your brain or in your hand if you permit. Do not permit dearly beloved of God.

Chips implanted in the brain can be wiped or reprogrammed which will make it easy for your mind tampered with.

An AI Church has been created where AI would be declared God.
Google it!

They are going to tell you that the chip can help you medically, emotionally, intellectually to solve your issues. etc
Remember this Scripture, "he will come peaceably at first"

If you are a believer in Christ, do not accept an implantation of chip in you head or hand in the name of medicals or whatever; be prepared yo die for CHRIST!!
Do not allow them make you forget God!

As a Christian, get prepared to forgo your money in the bank, suffer health wise and other wise than receive a "cure all" chip in your body.

Be prepared to suffer pain, hunger etc on behalf of CHRIST.

Why? Because the beast will be given power over all who believe in Christ Jesus and overcome them, but whoever endures to the end shall be saved

Atheists give your lives to Christ, because only The Spirit of Christ in a man can help him resist the lure/seduction of the Antichrist.

The beast( AI or AGI World system is here). Be warned!!!


*Let's do some e-evangelism mention any moniker you know e.g Chopbellefull, lefulefu, jupxter, obonujoker,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSn9QFlMnoA
Why do Christians like embrasssing themselves with rubbish like this angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: True Christianity And How It Leads To Islam by KGBEAST(m): 9:08am On Nov 28, 2017
bolajinoni1:
INTRODUCTION
Muslims devoutly believe in Jesus, Moses and all other true prophets. Catholics, Protestants, and Muslims all claim to believe in Jesus. Why, then, are there such differences among his believers? The fact is that his teachings have been misinterpreted and misrepresented. Jesus himself did what a sincere Muslim would have done. He submitted to the will of God. He, further, prophesied the corning of Prophet Muhammad.

This short booklet offers Biblical teachings which disavow some beliefs which are wrongly attributed to Jesus Christ. It tells that there is no contradiction between Islam and true Christianity. True Christianity, in fact, leads to Islam.

The whole purpose of this booklet is to promote better understanding, closer relationship, peace, and harmony between Muslims and Christians.

Jesus said:

"Nevertheless I tell you the truth: it is expedient for you that I go away; for if I go not away, the comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you. And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and of righteousness, and of judgment ... I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now.

"Howbeit when he, the spirit of truth is come, he will guide you unto all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will show you things to come.

"He shall glorify me: for he shall receive of mine, and shall show it unto you". (John 16:7-15)

This prophecy applies to the Holy Prophet Muhammad, to whom was revealed the Holy Quran, which is a perfect book, and thus the Prophet Muhammad guided the people unto all truth. The Holy Quran declares that its mission is to guide to the truth. (The Holy Quran 46:31). The prophecy cannot refer to the "Holy Ghost", said to be the partner of the "Trinity".

The Holy Ghost already existed, and according to the Bible, had come in the form of a dove (John 1:32). It was the Holy Prophet Muhammad, coming after the departure of Jesus, who brought the pure heavenly word. who glorified Jesus, and in whose holy person were fulfilled other signs of the prophecy. Moses also addressed Israelites and prophesied about the coming of a prophet "from among their brethren", that is from among the Ishmaelites.

God said to Moses:

"I will raise them up a prophet from among their brethren, like unto thee, and will put my words in his mouth; and he shall speak unto them all that I shall command him". (Deuteronomy 18:18)

It was the Prophet Muhammad who was raised from among the Ishmaelites. He was like unto Moses in the fact that he brought a new law as Moses did. It was the Prophet Muhammad, who told the people whatever was revealed to him.

Jesus had said:

"I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now. Howbeit when he, the spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself: but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak; and he will show you things to come". (John 16:12-13)

The Holy Quran, the scripture revealed to the Prophet Muhammad and presented by him to the whole world, says:

"Today we have perfected your religion for you and completed our favours upon you". (The Holy Quran 5:4)

These words clearly point out the comprehensiveness of the teaching of the Holy Quran as required by the prophecy.

ONENESS OF GOD
Jesus was a staunch believer in the oneness of God. He came to re-enforce the old commandments. He said:

"Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets; I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

"Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the Kingdom of heaven; but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the Kingdom of heaven". (Matthew 5:17-19)

God conlmanded the Israelites, according to the Old Testament:
"I am the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage. Thou shalt have none other gods before me ... Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath or in the waters beneath the earth". (Deuteronomy 5:6-cool

Over and over again, the Old Testament has very explicitly and emphatically enjoined belief in one God:
"the Lord our God is one Lord". (Deuteronomy 6:4)

If Trinity, which is so much stressed by Christianity today, had its basis on facts, it would have been explicitly stated in the Old Testament. On the contrary, the teachings of Moses urge us to believe in one God. Jesus earnestly championed for this unity of God, as the New Testament quotes:
"And Jesus answered him. The first of all the commandments is, Hear O Israel; the Lord our God is one Lord: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength. This is the first commandment". (Mark 12:29-30)

Moreover, Jesus said:

"And behold, one came and said unto him, 'Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?' And he said unto him. 'Why callest thou me good? There is none good but one, that is God, but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments'". (Matthew 19:16-17)

Thus, Jesus strongly believed in the absolute oneness of God, and enjoined others to believe in it.

"HE DOES NOT BEGET"
In the Bible, it is obvious that the words, "children of your Father", have been used metaphorically.

"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

"That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven; for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust". (Matthew 5:44-45)

Jesus was not a physical son of God. The Bible refers to Jesus as the son of David:

"The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham". (Matthew 1:1)

At another place, Jesus presented himself as the son of man:

"And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head". (Matthew 8:20)

In the present day Bible, not only Jesus but also Jacob has been called the son of God. Jacob, moreover, has been referred to as "first born" son.

"And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the Lord, Israel is my son, even my first born:" (Exodus 4:22)

Jesus was not a partner in the Godhead, as was not Jacob. Both of them were beloved prophets of God.
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