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tegak10:
so some dudes are arguing that flash is the best superhero series...
But i think ts smallville because of the character development and the way he unlocked his powers...

Smallville is the best of all times, 10 seasons of greatness, the series constantly brings good memories to me ,though I love flash it's no where near Smallville.

kokoA:
I was addicted to that cartoon growing up.. One is a genius, the other is a dummy..

One is a genius, the other's insane is the proper statement.
I was a huge fan back in the days.

Esdb3:
BERNARD SHAW while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'





He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER

Liar Bernard Shaw died in his eighties, use google next time you want to lie about someone.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Bernard_Shaw

It would be serious crime if Joseph Morgan aka Nick klaus isn't there, that guy is just freaking awesome.

And you wonder why he is called Creflor DOLLAR?

Tandullceblog:
What is I.S.L?

It's a secondary school, I thought you looked familiar.

Tandullceblog:
if I hear

Are you an ex I.S.L student ?

Post bullcr@p on this site again and the good lord will punish you or are you dumb enough to not notice it was photoshopped?. Waste of megabytes.

Nice

This is completely unnecessary, free the young girl alone, she is new to NAIRALAND and this may constitute cyber bullying.

Am not surprised, after being dominated so much by Kris, we saw it coming.

Sirniyeh:
BREAKING REVELATION: JONATHAN WORSHIPS SATAN

“Dr. Goodluck Jonathan I know serves voodoo. And that is what he practices. In 2006 in the dining at the Governor’s Lodge Yenegoa, he did not pray before eating, so I asked him why, he replied me that he has not prayed in his life. I was really worried hearing that from him. The following day we were discussing when Dr.Goodluck told me he has a weakness
and that he does not know how to forgive. “Dr. Goodluck should desist from using religion or the churches to advance his campaign or adoption, because it will make to expose him further,” Akpedi
said. “We want a country of peace, love and security.”

Detail here

www.nairaland.com/2126597/close-associate-exposes-
jonathan-he

You are a liar, Jonathan is an Anglican stop saying thrash

OmoPastor:
In accordance with the instructions of the infallible Word of God and excitement in my spirit, I gladly release my first fruit being my first salary in 2015 into the anointing of God's Spirit
Mt year financially is secured and separated to His glory
As you read this, may the Spirit of God minister to you and cause you respond accordingly.
Thank you Jesus!

You are gullible

Ethereal0110:
The Christian's Guide To Detecting Demonic Music
Satan and his minions in the entertainment industry are very sneaky, and each year they find new ways to pervert nature and steal the innocence of youth.

You might be shocked by some of these facts about today's music:

FACT: 1 in 3 popular songs on the radio promotes abortion in one way or another.

FACT: There are almost as many songs playing on the radio about gay romance as there are straight romance.

FACT: Before the invention of rock and roll by The Beetles, you almost never, ever heard of teen pregnancy, homosexuality, abortion, teen rebellion, or school shootings.

Most young people today insist that the music they listen to is harmless, and that they don't use music as a basis for making important life decisions.

But what most people don't know is that rock and roll, rap, the techno, and disco all contain subliminal messages and Satanic rhythms designed to summon demons and cause possession, confusion, rebellion, and eventually, death.

Christians must be very careful in choosing what they allow themselves and their children to listen to, and fortunately, the church is always willing to help.


DETECTING SATANIC RHYTHMS:

Rhythm is one of the most basic elements of any song, and also the most dangerous. Certain rhythms can lead to toe-tapping, dancing, fornication, drug use, murder, and self-mutilation.

A good rule of thumb for determining the danger of a rhythm is to first measure the tempo at which it is playing. This is why Christians should always carry a portable metronome in their pocket.



Portable Metronomes Help Detect Satanic Beats.

Tempos are measured in beats per minute (BPM) and any song that clocks in at a speed of over 90 BPM should be turned off. 85 to 90 beats per minute is considered the upper limits of the margin of musical safety, and should never be exceeded.
If you find yourself listening to a song with a tempo of 666 BPM, destroy whatever instruments or devices are producing the music, and pray fervently for forgiveness and protection.

The actual rhythm of the song can be much harder to identify for Christians, since they are not used to listening to music with drums.

Drums are the most dangerous of all musical instruments, even more than the electric guitar! Drums have their roots in the dark continent of Africa where the voodoo hoodoo is just rampant. It is currently unknown to Christian scientists if it is ever safe to listen to drums or not.

Some particularly dangerous beats to look out for:

Boom boom BOP, boom boom BOP! (Also known as the Negro shuffle)

BOOM tata BOOM tata BOOM tata!

RATA tada boom boom TA! RATA tada boom boom TA!

Rhythms vary depending on the time signature of the song, that is, how many beats there are in a measure and which note receives a full beat.

The most righteous time signature is 3/4 time, which is in praise of the Holy Trinity.

There is no such thing as 3/3 time because Satanic music theorists want to prevent full glorification of the Holy Trinity.


DETECTING SATANIC LYRICS:

The purpose of music is, of course, the praise and worship of GOD. Some people might argue that music would be boring if it were all written in glorification of GOD, but those people are going to Hell.



Satanist musicians on the Highway to Hell.

As a Christian, you have little to no business listening to anything that doesn't praise GOD. But be careful! Even most modern "Christian" music is secretly a trap to corrupt you with false doctrine and Satanic rhythms!

Lyrics which contain the following words are to be strictly avoided:

"Nigga"

"Dawg"

"Cracka"

"Bounce"

"Watermelon"

"Brotha"

"Ass" (Unless in reference to donkey JESUS rode on.)

"F-word"

"Yo"

"Grill"

"Jiggle"

"Dance floor"

"Baby" (Unless immediately followed by "JESUS."

"Kiss"

"Triple penetration"

"handle"

"Disco stick"

Use your good Christian judgment when listening to lyrics. No Christian has ever been too paranoid, because there is no such thing as too paranoid.


DETECTING NOTES AND CHORDS:

Melody (the tune of the song) consists of a series of notes played on an instrument. It is usually accompanied by chords, which determine the "tone" of the music, which is either happy (major chords) or sad (minor chords.)

Satan wants us to be sad, and JESUS wants us to be happy, so any song containing a minor chord is evil.

Christians should avoid any music that is played in any key except for C Major, which is the only key in which music can be played on the piano without using any of the black keys.



Only 3 Of These Are Safe For Christians!


Playing the white and black keys together on the piano is glorification of race mixing and desegregation. GOD HATES ACCIDENTALS!


CONCLUSION:

The only music that is safe for Christian enjoyment is music without drums played in the key of C without accidentals and utilizing only major chords, with a tempo no greater than 90 BPM and preferably in the meter of 3/4.

Happy listening, True Christians!
__________________

The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
- Proverbs 15:3

Am I the only one who thinks this person is a Çràck head, click like if you think she is too , and btw woman you are either a white racist, or a black chick with inferiority complex.

yerimastyle:
but u can still be bent

God forbid can't be homo, love girls too much for that.

Chiefpriest1:
Nice one. But nobody should be victimised if they dont have enough evidence ro prosecute them.

But what is happening to the north? They used to be very conservative. This kind of occurrence would have been unheard of years ago.

Now stories of homosexuals, illegal substance use and tying bombs to young people are becoming a norm. May God save our people in the north

Homosexuality has always been a part of the north In those days they were called Dandaudu (male prostitutes)
P.S : I am straight

Series:
Smallville
The Originals
The Vampire Diaries

Honourable mentions
Scandal
Arrow



Movies:
A beautiful mind
A walk to remember
Titanic


Honourable mentions:
Inception
The Dark knight
Avatar (James Cameron's Version)

onila:
What unusual things do you like the smell of?

well me

petrol
engine oil
kerosene
shoe polish
paint
pesticide
insecticide
polluted water esp oil spillage

anything toxic in general

whats yrs

You need help my friend.

tosmartak:
A 300-page document by a Paris, France-based
group has exposed attempts by the United States
and Britain to cause problem in the country by
collapsing the economy, even as most Nigerians
continue to express apprehension over the
prediction that the country could break up this
year.
The secret document released by a think-tank
group, Intelicor, in Paris, unveiled plans by
elements in the United States to cause further fall
of oil prices to sabotage the Nigerian and Russian
economies.
The document revealed that it is the plot, as it
affects Russia that has made the United States
and Britain to have issues with President Vladimir
Putin, who is said to have opposed ‘G8 Africa Plan’,
which aims to use Africa as experiment base for
western biotechnology companies, desirous of
exploiting stem cell research and organ trafficking
on the continent.
The document revealed further that Russia’s
secret service had discovered a programme by
United States elements and businessmen to
control world oil and uranium sources as well as
make Africa the source of ovarian eggs they need
to perfect tissue cloning.
The document also stated that Nigeria fell into the
trap by accepting the offer for the building of
specialised hospitals by a United States
foundation owned by a known businessman, in
exchange for the enactment of the recently signed
National Health Act, 2014.
The Intelicor document revealed that to ensure
low oil price, in order to destabilise Nigeria and
Russia’s economies, the United States and British
elements conspired with Saudi Arabia to increase
oil production and output. As encouragement for
this, the United States has increased oil imports
from Saudi Arabia and Angola and shunned
Nigeria’s oil.
The document revealed that the Boko Haram
problem in Nigeria is also part of the plot, as the
insurgents have link with a United States
organisation led by a retired CIA chief. The group
is also believed to be supporting Al-Shabab in
Kenya and ISIS in the Middle East.
It further revealed that Boko Haram’s assignment
is to destabilise Nigeria and possibly cause the
emergence of a regime that would give express
approval to the biotechnology companies to feast
on the country for 100 million ovarian eggs
needed yearly for embryonic stem cell research in
tissue cloning, as well as provide the human
organs needed in the western countries.
The report stated that oblivious of the plot, the
Federal Government encouraged the passing of
the National Health Bill, which was signed into law
last month by President Goodluck Jonathan.
The National Health Act empowers doctors to
authorise removal of the organ of anybody, who
comes to hospital, in “emergency cases.” The
provision nullifies the practise in most western
countries, where only the donor could authorise
removal of his organ for transplant to another
person.
The document said the provision is a ploy for the
harvest of organs in Nigeria, which would be
shipped to United States and Britain for transplant.
To make this possible, the American elements
behind it, the document revealed, have “given
millions of USD contract to a company (name
withheld) to build over 260 hospitals to form the
base for pouching organs and harvesting human
ovarian eggs without consent of the donor
authorised by law in Nigeria.”
It revealed: “At a Bioethics meeting, experts
estimated that over 30 million Nigerians would die
in five years. In Kenya, even though the attempt to
get President Kenyatta jailed has failed for now,
there is intense pressure to execute the same
project as in Nigeria. The steady flow of human
ovarian eggs will drive the western economies to
2050, with a net worth of over 30 trillion USD.”

Source: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=99230

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/01/must-read-secret-document-it-exposes-plot-by-us-britain-to-collapse-nigerias-economy/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+360nobscom+%28360Nobs.com%29

I can't believe no one has noticed that this is just useless Russian propaganda, painting Russia as the victim and Vladimir Putin as a hero who stood up against the west, Smh.
And btw why are Nigerians so quick to believe b.s without reasoning just because it appears online, who remembers the rubbish rumors about Obama healthcare bill demanding that people insert a microchip into their hand or their forehead and how Nigerians where quick to label Obama as the antichrist even though it wasn't true ? Trust me this article is just as dümb and untrue.

12 years a slave as dumb as f*%k.

You guys are forgetting one dumb movie - Lucy, that takes crap to a whole new level.

Them plenty sha but let me list
Gotham
Game of thrones
Constantine
Grim
V.D
Originals
Arrow
Flash

Nairaland:
I was just wondering the other day where the water we drink come from. The bible said God seperated the water from the earth and it formed seas and oceans which means the earth which is the dry land is solid without water anymore (even underneath the earth). Now, after the lord destroyed the earth with water, it dried out after a while. We know in the olden days people got water from the oceans and seas. My question is 'the water we get from bore hole is it the same water that dried out after the flood?' If yes, then it simply means that the earth is situated on top of a large expanse of water. True or false? Please fellow Christians in this forum should shed light on this issue for me. Thanks.

Noah never existed it was plagiarised from the epic of Gilgamesh , the flood never happened if it did the water level in the atmosphere will be so much we will drown by breathing ! It's a fact.

The Tomorrow people, breaks my heart everytime

See things like this makes me ask a fundamental,..... what am I doing with my life?

iceberylin:
wįzķįd įş āboųţ +20

yęţ ţђįŋķş lįķę ā 12yrs old ķįd..


şo āgę įş ā ŋųmbęŗ

You are wicked shaa

3 idiots
A walk to remember
A beautiful mind

Scandal (if I wanted to be a superhero it will have to be COMMAND)
The Flash
Game of thrones (I am KGBEAST Barathian first of my name)

Kimmo:
Lucy

So true finally someone noticed.