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Romance / Re: Okay by khaffi2(f): 7:17pm On Apr 17, 2020
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Family / Re: Have You Ever Seen Grandma Of 35yrs To 40yrs Old? by khaffi2(f): 6:36pm On Apr 17, 2020
It's everywhere. Not just the north but I guess it's kinda much over there. I have an aunt like that, she became a grandma at 30+. A friend of mine from one of the south southern part got pregnant after we finished waec, her mum became a grandma at almost 40.

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Family / Re: Those Online Beggars Are Fake. They Come Online With Fake Stories by khaffi2(f): 7:32pm On Apr 16, 2020
Chai...see as one bad egg wan spoil the others. Oga genuine beggers are much here just as fake ones. People are really suffering. You've done your part, God sees your heart and you'll surely be rewarded.

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Family / Re: What Does It Mean For Babies To Be Looking Through Their Legs? by khaffi2(f): 7:21pm On Apr 16, 2020
Some of these superstitions are right, some are false, some happens coincidentally.

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Celebrities / Re: KWAM1 Denies Having An Affair With Olori Ajoke, Alaafin Of Oyo's Wife by khaffi2(f): 7:10pm On Apr 16, 2020
I hope that's true. You can't be banging Alayeluwa's wife unless you jeun tele ikun, which we know you kwam1 sef no duro lasan.

If the news making waves since last night isn't true, then they shouldn't even make the mistake of attempting it or rather getting caught.

But everyday for the thief, one day for the owner sha

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Romance / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Youngest Wife Thrown Out For Cheating With Popular Musician by khaffi2(f): 2:02pm On Apr 16, 2020
Chai...gaskia she messed up oo.
Family / Re: The Annoying Thing A Visitor Did In Your House by khaffi2(f): 6:32pm On Apr 15, 2020
veave:
This one that says he's my husband friend will come to the house and select what you will give him to eat, even if we are having a meal he can decide its not what he wants. Since covid he's been coming to this house every single day. I mean everyday. Come around 9am and leave around 7pm. The first week of covid I educated him on why people should not entertain guests in their house and why people should not visit anyone, my husband said I was disrespectful that I should allow him to do something bad so he can use his legs to run away. He thinks I have time to be following peace with all men.

What I will do to both of them?

I will call family meeting and ask my husband's parents to come and pay another bride price since its two people I'm marrying. How do you visit someone for 3weeks back to back? How? Omo some parents did not train their children abeg. It's irritating and I've had it up to here... Don't get me wrong food is not a big deal, but cutesy demands that when you go to someone's house, you respect yourself. This one will eat, ask for extra then when he's going if you made a new soup he'll ask you to give him take away. Then still come back 9am the next day. I've never seen this one in all my young life.
Lol. This your own funny sha

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by khaffi2(f): 6:23pm On Apr 15, 2020
campbell118:


haunty enjoy ma
cool cool
Nairaland / General / Re: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by khaffi2(f): 6:22pm On Apr 15, 2020
snowland:

Hahahaha. Aunty Khaffi2, you beat me to it. Your fingers too fast jor.. cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy ; cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by khaffi2(f): 6:05pm On Apr 15, 2020
campbell118:
Fastest fingers MTN 200...50983541397797057 grin
hahaha I got this one. Thanks campbell118
Politics / Re: (Breaking) Covid-19: People With Over N5, 000 In Bank Won’t Get Palliatives ― FG by khaffi2(f): 11:08am On Apr 15, 2020
Inside Nigeria.

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by khaffi2(f): 9:55pm On Apr 14, 2020
snowland:

Thanks for the concern. If anyone thinks names being displayed on here is not ideal, I'll gladly remove such person's name. My model for selection demands names to be pasted because each number associated with the names will be randomly drawn to determine the winner.
I can easily just pick some names but will I be fair in my selection? What if I just pick one gender? or just from one tribe or I just like how the name sounds? I just want to be fair and square giving everyone equal chance.

Yours truly,

Snowland.
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Family / Re: I Want To Give Out 3k Each To 20 People by khaffi2(f): 9:12pm On Apr 14, 2020
GIDIBANKZ:
Due to This Additional 24days LOCKDOWN I want to give out 3k each to 20 people single mothers , students , young orphans and widows. Tell me what can 3k do for you. Don’t drop your acc until I ask you. will pick randomly


THANK YOU
Food! Food!! Food!!!
Family / Re: COVID-19: Giveaway To Ease The Current Situation. by khaffi2(f): 8:46pm On Apr 14, 2020
pocohantas:
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE APPLYING;



Thanks for your cooperation and I hope the outlaws keep their madness to themselves this time.

Regards
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Nairaland / General / Re: My Humble Giveaway - Drop Your Account Details by khaffi2(f): 1:22pm On Apr 14, 2020
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Health / Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by khaffi2(f): 10:43am On Apr 14, 2020
stormborn28:
please don't fart in your neighborhood oooooooo
That's inevitable cheesy Some farts will even come unexpectedly
Travel / Re: Lockdown: See How We Are Enjoying The Beautiful City Of Port Harcourt - PICTURES by khaffi2(f): 10:24am On Apr 14, 2020
It is well

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Health / Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by khaffi2(f): 10:19am On Apr 14, 2020
Seun:
Good one grin
Oga seun, it's a bad one instead. People dey fart anyhow, anytime, any day. If this is true, then the world is just starting with this pandemic of a thing.

God please heal the word.

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Health / Re: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by khaffi2(f): 10:16am On Apr 14, 2020
God help us.
Politics / Re: My Humble Giveaway by khaffi2(f): 9:39am On Apr 14, 2020
snowland:
Having watched and listen to the president's broadcast on the need for an extension of the lockdown, I could not but imagine what people will pass through within this additional 14 days of suffering. In the light of this, I want to help a few people with a total sum of 100k.

How I plan to do this, I have no clear cut idea, hence I'm gonna need suggestions on the possible way to achieve this so that only those that genuinely need the money actually get it.
I have these modalities but I want suggestions on the best one to choose:

1. 25k each to 4 most needy people
2. 20k each to 5 needy people
3. 10k each to 10 needy people
4. 5k each to 20 people
5. 4k each to 25 people
6. 3k each to 33 people
7. 2.5k each to 40 people
8. 2k each to 50 people
9. 1k each to 100 people.

I will need suggestions as soon as possible. And anybody that can help bring this to the attention of any of the mods, please do.
Thanks.

Yours truly,
Snowland.


UPDATE: Please do not drop your account details until it has been decided which modality would be adopted. Then, call will be made for account details to be provided.
Thanks..

Someone suggested 2.5k to 40 people and another suggested 3k to 33 people, so original post is updated to reflect the suggestions.


LATEST UPDATE: So having gone through all the comments and suggestions, I have decided to go with option 6 but with a little twist.
Instead of 33 people, I'll be giving 3k each to 40 people. That way, a few more people will be reached.
I'm still thinking of how to go about with the selection: Randomly? First come First Serve basis? I need ideas please.

Also, I'm going to need someone that'll help with the disbursement once the selection process has been decided and concluded. Two reasons for this:
1. I'm very busy and may not have the time to send the money to every selected people before weekend. I want this concluded asap.
2. I want to be anonymous.

Therefore, I'm going to need someone reliable with a proven record of honesty on this forum that can handle the disbursement.
Wow! God bless you snowland for this kind gesture. So thoughtful of you, people are going through alot, na cloth dey cover am. I pray I'm one of the beneficiaries. Only God knows how one will cope with this extension.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Are You Preparing For Ramadan? by khaffi2(f): 10:48am On Apr 10, 2020
Prepared or not. It's compulsory, we don't have a choice. May Allah make it easy for us even at this trying times in the world.

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Health / Re: 14 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 288. 7 Deaths. 51 Discharged by khaffi2(f): 8:58am On Apr 10, 2020
Jarus:


Oga, I’m a Nairalander.

I arrived from the UK March 14. I went into 14 days isolation. I started feeling a little unwell.

I reported to NCDC/NIMR. I was invited for test.

Although I came out negative, there are people that were positive.

The person that died in Kwara was our neighbour in Kwara. His wife is currently in Ilorin isolation center.

Corona virus is real.

Here is my test invite, my testing picture and my test result
Omo ilu mi. Thank God for your life smiley Keep staying safe brother
Family / Re: A closed mouth may soon turn to a dead body.Please your help is needed by khaffi2(f): 11:28am On Apr 06, 2020
RoyalBlak007:









Mind if I ask you a Question

HOW MUCH DO YOU TRULY WANT?

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Politics / Re: See The Crowd Waiting To Get Lagos State Lockdown Palliative by khaffi2(f): 11:18am On Apr 03, 2020
It is well...
Islam for Muslims / Re: Tips On How To Make A Passive Muslim Become Active In Solat? by khaffi2(f): 11:13am On Apr 03, 2020
May Allah make it easy for us all.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Woman Who Has Been Circumcise? by khaffi2(f): 9:58am On Apr 02, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: Salawa Abeni Releases Her Nude Pictures To Stop Blackmailer Threatening Her by khaffi2(f): 8:27am On Apr 02, 2020
Good of her. To hell with the blackmailer.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 70 Percent Of Those Who Tested Positive Are Males- Ehanire by khaffi2(f): 8:03pm On Apr 01, 2020
Okay
Health / Re: Coronavirus: It Appears This Chloroquine Is Really Working (tweets) by khaffi2(f): 6:17am On Mar 29, 2020
Thank you Lord.
Health / Re: My Experience Trying To Get Tested For Covid-19 In Lagos by khaffi2(f): 12:25pm On Mar 23, 2020
It is well
Crime / Re: Kidnapper, Okechukwu Uche's House Burnt Down In Imo by khaffi2(f): 3:21pm On Feb 21, 2020
Preshyusbarbie:
They should have left him to the law

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