₦airaland Forum

kay29000:
Superstar musician, Runtown shared this pic with him and the fifth richest Nigerian, Mr. Femi Otedola on his Instagram page some days ago. By the look of things, he ran into the Zenon Petroleum boss in a mall abroad.

olamigbemi:
See sweetheart na u dey find dis karishikas yourself if no be say meself dey too prayerful dey for don take u tey tey

pbs4real:
nah me first ask for am ooooh

emhoonline:
No wonder
You are a small boy so I dont expect something better from such kid like you

Making rant on religion

rkarang:
NLNG is just too slow I don't even think they've paid 2014 awardees.

Right now, I'm waiting for TOTAL... In fact, I can't wait to apply.

By the way, SEPLAT is on the way

Temmi001:
the latter oo

Temmi001:
aaah! oga ooooo. but khassy said he likes you sha.

wheesin:
i can never share blood with those 2 he goats you mentioned.. lai lai..even if i need blood transfusion.

Temmi001:
the latter oo

Temmi001:
sir, the person mentioned up there is my blood! Just like khassy, wheesin and boigrammz. We're very close. So, no fights.

Temmi001:
sir, the person mentioned up there is my blood! Just like khassy, wheesin and boigrammz. We're very close. So, no fights.

rkarang:
Khassy, I just liked your post... as Nairaland won't state em

Temmi001:
see him.
Have you Written your essay?

Temmi001:
I didn't go religious. By the way, even if I did, why did you fail to redirect those peeps discussing sports to sports section?

perragy:
Very harsh bro

Rex123:
Who is the idiot that wrote this story? 700 million dollars! Haba! Ehnn!

People won't seize to amaze me! Where she keep the money?

Raw cash for that matter!

I give up!

Temmi001:
Tobishills12, I went through your Nairaland posts now and it is abysmally sickening and utterly disgusting, the extent of your Religious bigotry and Roman catholicism sectarianism. Perpertual feelings of megalomania you've got boss. I call it delusions of grandeur. As applicable here, religious illusions. Stop being narcisstic man.

wheesin:
"playing clash of clans and leaving a funny life ..that is my priority right now "

DUNDERHEAD

tintingz:
These are the comments and pics of guys that lick ladies butts on social media a.k.a thirsty níggas. .



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Hilarity ensues when some men totally forget that the entire world can see their crazy comments on social media photos.



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Very Classy, Very Thirsty but 100% fail

This insane guy went through the trouble of going on all of her photos and left his phone number. If that isn't desperation, what is?



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What A Geek, we all hope he really does't think she will reply.

Looks like his Microsoft card isn't playing too well with other women so he decided to impress girls on social media. For Microsoft's sake, stop doing that!



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Creepy

The worst and perhaps the creepiest pickup line ever.


Guys stop all these crap comments and useless likes on some girls useless pics and posts, its alarming.

We hardly see girls commenting craps on guys pics and posts, it is only celebrity guys that get stupíd comments from girls.

confamgist237:
Many men prefer slim and fit girls over the big and curvy girls.

Interestingly, speaking from experience,Wha’andawould like to state that men who prefer the smaller bodied women may have a change of mind after trying one of those curvy, big-bold-and-beautiful women!

With their soft, smooth and supple skin all over the bed, you have a lot to have-and-to-hold as you sweat together and rumple the sheets.

Imagine your penis in her warm witness and your arms grabbing boobs and butts bigger than your head while she moans in ecstasy!

While it is a given and unarguable fact that being fit makes sex more physical, active(and perhaps more rewarding)you can actually engage inorgasmic sex with people of any body size and shapeif you handle it rightly. , but you can have great sex with any body size.

Men with big women in their lives should try these…

1.

Woman on Top– yes, you can allow your ‘plus sized’ woman to get on top of you in the regular cowgirl position. Don’t think she’s going crush you because she won’t! In this position, you can grab her butt and pump into her from below while she can you’re your chest a good rub. It would be nice if she could hold the bed’s headrest.

2.

Doggy-style– this is a fantastic one for big women. Have her lie on the bed with her face down and her beautiful round butt raised for your penetration. She can also use a Love Machine to please herself while you thrust.

3.

Side By Side– this is like doing the spooning while you both lay side by side, you facing her back. As you thrust from behind, have her push her butt into you. One advantage of this position is that you don’t need to see her flabby arms and stomach.

4.

Reverse Cowgirl– like in the cowgirl, she is on top of you but with her back turned to you. Have her lean forward while your penis is inside and she can then ride and bounce you to orgasm. You can use this position to appreciate her big, round butt.

5.

Every sex position– the number 5 position is actually not a position at all. It simply says be confident and try any sex position you think she can physically and mentally able to try. If you allow her, she will use her body to maximal effect.

So, men, you really don’t need to abandon or avoid your women simply because she got fat, probably after having a baby to two.

You can still have rewarding sex together while you work on burning the extra fat…

Get lost in her wet sweetness!!!

If you care for the pics see @@ : http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/10/5-hot-positions-men-dating-fat-women.html

Ibehchinonso:
Nigerians reacts after picture of Buhari with Barrack
and Michelle Obama emerge online


The above picture of Buhari, Michelle and Barrack
Obama was taken during his recent visit to United
States, for the UN General Assembly, President
Muhammadu Buhari and other heads of state, were
treated to a reception hosted by Michelle & Barack
Obama in New York... See more photos: http://koboforum.com/fashion-events/nigerians-reacts-after-picture-of-buhari-with-barrack-and-michelle-obama-emerge-/

gateleo:
More suspects to join former minister
By Soni Daniel, Northern Region Editor
There were indications, yesterday, that a former Petroleum Minister, Diezani Allison-Madueke, arrested and released in the United Kingdom, on Friday, on money laundering allegations, may be charged to court, this week.
And feelers showed that she will not be the only person in the dock.
Sunday Vanguard learnt that besides the four other persons arrested with the former minister, more suspects may also be arraigned.
Meanwhile, Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) detectives, who raided the Abuja home of Allison-Madueke, just at about the time of her arrest in the UK, on Friday, reportedly recovered cash running into millions of Naira.
The trial is expected to be conducted in London and is likely to draw thousands of Nigerians resident in the United Kingdom (UK) but no date was specified, last night, when Sunday Vanguard made contacts with the National Crime Agency (NCA), which arrested and released Diezani and the four others on Friday.
An official of the NCA gave indication of the trial in a telephone chat but pointed out that the identities of all the suspects would only be unveiled at the point of charging them to court.
The official explained that the law establishing the NCA does not allow it to name those being investigated before charging them to court.
The official said: “Indeed we cannot name the five persons who were arrested and granted police conditional bail until we are ready to charge them to court.
“The law does not permit us to do so and we will release appropriate information to the media as the case progresses”.
But it was learnt from sources close to the British government that the NCA might have concluded arrangements to arraign Diezani and other suspects believed to be mostly Nigerian oil business men, suspected to have aided and abetted money laundering while the former minister was in office.
One of the sources said the British Government started investigating Diezani as early as 2013 following sustained allegations of financial wrongdoings at home and abroad, leveled against her and some officials of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC.
In the meantime, a team of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) operatives, which raided the Abuja home of the former minister in Asokoro, Abuja, was said to have recovered cash running into millions of Naira from the place.
But a source close to the operation said only N1.2 million was recovered.
The security agents, who stormed the home, on Frederick Chiluba Street, Asokoro, in six vehicles, reportedly gained access to the expansive mansion with the aid of some former security aides of the embattled former minister.
The team allegedly gained access to the well fortified house using one of the windows.
Reports said Diezani had not been sighted near the palatial home since leaving office in May but had been staying in the United Kingdom, where she reportedly sought medical attention over an undisclosed ailment.
In updated information on its website, yesterday, the NCA disclosed that investigation of the suspects was initiated in 2013 by the Proceeds of Corruption Unit, which transferred the matter to it early this year.
The agency said that the suspects were merely granted what it called “conditional police bail” pending further investigation to be conducted in the UK and overseas.
It was learnt that the EFCC, which has a working pact with UK anti-corruption agencies, swopped on Diezani’s home and recovered vital documents, which it hopes to use to prosecute her when the trial begins in London.
According to the NCA’s website, the International Corruption Unit (ICU) investigates bribery of foreign public officials by individuals or companies from the UK and money laundering by suspected corrupt foreign officials and their associates.
The ICU also traces and recovers the proceeds of international corruption, support foreign law enforcement agencies with international anti-corruption investigations; engages with government and business to reduce the UK’s exposure to the proceeds of corruption.
It works to support increased compliance with the Bribery Act 2010 and draws on the specialist support available to it within the NCA, while also working closely with other UK law enforcement agencies and overseas partners.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/more-suspects-to-join-diezani-uk-govt/