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Yungmilio2:
nice one
kip it up

nickkylawve:
what's this one talking about?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Oya slap am comot na [/color]

Yungmilio2:
the F wey i don CHOP tire?
even my LA say e don do , she say lailai
no more Fufu for u

exthar87:
Lol

lekjons:
u dey craze! ..which vaseline??
me no dey use vaseline oo bros..

and wetin u wan use vaseline do sef?.. to receive bj from that woman

Yungmilio2:
nah

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]inside abi outside? [/color]

AwesomeRomeo:

orijintv:
Ehehe . . Picture Below[code][/code]

Lalastical Fb Biko

JOOHEL:
Which one would u manage to live without?
1) 3 months without sex

2) 3 months without your phone?

3) 3 months without alcohol

4) 3 months without money

5) 3 months without eating your favorite food

6) 3 months without seeing your Mom.

7) 3months without facebook.

3months without Nairaland
Be sincere.

IamLove2:
The avenue to Romance is littered with roadkill hearts and unrequited love. If you think you're unique in your loneliness, think again. There is enough dashboard pounding out there to start a global orchestra of dire distress. But don't despair. Before you spin out of control, deploy the airbags fast. These strategic maneuvers should cruise you back on track:


"I don't get it!..."

"I've a nice car. I'm accomplished. My A-List CV make the next guy look funky. I even
wear the latest Armani! Why doesn't she flip for me? Why am I always alone??"

STOP!

How many times did you pound the dashboard of your Corvette bewailing this persistent question?

The avenue to Romance is littered with roadkill hearts and unrequited love.If you think you're unique in your loneliness, think again. There is enough dashboard pounding out there to start a global orchestra of dire distress.

But don't despair. Before you spin out of control, deploy the airbags fast. These strategic maneuvers should cruise you back on track:

1) Dress to Kill - all the time: No I don't intend that You wear that $5000 suit to the grocers or the Rolex to walk the dog. What I want you to do is is to dress decently each time you hit the streets. Dab on some cologne. Be neatly shaven. Men, women are everywhere. If you dress with flash only at the bar or the party, you're missing out on 95% of eligible women. Some of the best relationships were forged during chance encounters at the bus stop.

2) Bedroom Eyes - When exploring new relationships with that sexy stranger, intensify the eye contact. Lock deep into her pupils. Let the rest of the world disappear even as a horde of supermodels troop by. You will naturally thrill her with the attention as she experiences the tendrils of growing attraction. Ethnologists have a term for it, the copulatory gaze. Get your eyes even sexier by enlargening your pupils. Dr. Hess concluded that dilated pupils are far far more attractive to women after he presented hundreds of assorted pictures of men to test subjects. How does one get the pupils popping? Simply gaze at the most alluring parts of her face and fill your mind with loving caring thoughts. Your pupils naturally grow, endowing you with irresistible eyes.

3) Visual Caress - Get your eyes do some facial travelling as you chat. Linger a bit on the nose, traipse across the eyes and rest at the lips. Drink in her facial features as though you were admiring the Mona Lisa. She will delight in the attention!

4) Easter Eggs - Stumped at having nothing to say? Listen carefully for easter eggs as you talk. These are unusual words of phrases that she utters. Ask her to expound on it. Say "What's the story behind that?" or "How do you feel about that?". Women love to be probed for their opinions and their feelings. Gently bring out her emotions with sensitive open-ended questions.

5) Keep it Adrenaline Charged - Men talk facts: stock figures, bill payments, and boring engine specs. Women are different. They delight in FEELINGS TALK: how the new dress takes them to 7th heaven, how that special meal got them all giddy with ecstasy, how their shopping expedition drains their deepest problems away. Leverage this by steering away from facts talk. Pick out emotionally charged subjects and ask her how she especially relates to them. You'll be her new confidant!

I know what you're thinking. It's all common sense! That's true, but ask yourself this: how many of you actually practice this? Be honest.

Get out there and be the man women loves. Use your common sense!

Author of a very good investing blog who is also a romantic -

Da girl i was datin, left me all of a sudden and started datin dis tall, muscular guy like dat. we've been together for two months now and jst last week, we went to a restaurant nd dis tall guy passed us nd i noticed how her eyes were glued to him. After a while, she asked for a break up bcuz her friends were dissin her dat her man is lefthanded nd everytin bout our relationship is backward afta like 2 Days, i saw dat guy at da resturant holdin her nd laughin sheepishly he z beta dan me, taller, more handsome, more muscular maybe dats why she left me or iz it really true dat lefty guys are big turn off. Help, am plannin on changin handedness if its really a turn off

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi guys, I just have a question. Do you guys stare at girls you think are ugly?

I ask because there is this guy at work that called me ugly but stares at me. When I walk past him, he stares.[/color]

nickkylawve:
[color=indigo]Would you date a female who used to do porn but was no longer in the porn business, and was clear of STD's?[/color]

ihafiz17:
will u accept marriage proposal from lover that is hiv positive despite the fact that he is stinkinly rich? whats ur opinion

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC][size=19pt]YAWN! [/size][/color]

williamsean:
Just want to ask, all this nairalanders coming to this section to ask some useless questions about their personal life. Is it that they don't have common brain or theirs are too dull." One day we go hear, pls help me I don't know what is wrong with my galfrd. She doesn't want to eat cos I got her angry or pls help me, my galfrd said I must always use my hand to feed her." . When they can use their common brain to do something abt it, instead of disturbing us here. Please let's be matured and post matured topics here biko

fantazia:
and what are the consequences

parrygee:
Gurl

Gal

Babe

Bae

Chic

Bish

Chikala

Chikito

Runs eg "the runs no gree follow me go house"

Add urs!!!

Cheers.

parrygee:
Gurl

Gal

Babe

Bae

Chic

Bish

Chikala

Chikito

Runs eg "the runs no gree follow me go house"

Add urs!!!

Cheers.

Riwo11:
There is a time when you meet a guy that makes your heart beat faster and your palms sweat. You KNOW you can’t stop thinking about him, but how to make him think about you?


#Be yourself... If you want this guy to notice you for something, let that something be the real you, not someone made up. Guys aren't stupid; he will find out that you are faking it as soon as you get tired of pretending to be his dream girl. What will happen then? He might not like what he sees.


#Believe in yourself... Tell yourself: I can do it, I am good enough! Believe what you are saying, everyone is equal, you deserve the best. Are you too shy and don’t know how to “promote” yourself? Here is a tip: We all have some good qualities, so, think about yours. Maybe you have a great smile? Use it to your advantage. Do you have a great sense of humour? Then use it! Guys appreciate humour as much as girls do! Try to make him laugh as much as you can, think the joke over before you say it though!


#Express yourself... Express yourself through your appearance. Always look your best when around him! Dressing well, smelling sweet and looking fresh does the trick. Have your own unique look, wear a little makeup, dress in your own style, express yourself through your appearance. Unique people seem to go by noticed, so therefore, if you express your individuality he is bound to think about you..


#Smile... Smiles should be sincere and not forced, guys can’t resist a sweet, warm smile, so use yours! Do not force it, let it come naturally. Whether you like your smile or not, it is a good way to catch someone’s eye. Give him your winning smile; he won’t be able to keep it off his mind.


#Analyse... Listen to him. If you remember details and names he mentions you will come off as a caring person. Notice things about him others don’t, he will start to wonder why you pay so much attention. Of course, be sure not to overdo this, you may come off as a ‘stalker’


#Play hard to get... Playing hard to get can be risky, never go overboard with this little trick. You don’t want to present yourself as too available; he will begin to miss your company. He may start to wonder why he misses your company, or why you can’t always hang out with him. If this trick is done correctly, you will surely be on his mind.


#Lips... Lick and bite your lips! While you are talking to the guy that you like, wet your lips with the tip of your tongue without sticking it out. Biting it from side to side may tempt him to kiss you! As per usual, be sure not to overdo this, he may think there is something wrong with you…


#Be mysterious... Don’t reveal too much information about yourself straight away… keep him guessing! Try to be mysterious; he will be dying to know more about you. A little trick you may find handy: Act like you are about to tell him something, but then ‘change your mind’ and don’t tell him. You will leave him wondering about what you where going to say.


#Don’t try too hard... Trying too hard may lead him to thinking you are easy. Take time to hang out with your friends and enjoy some alone-time. Don’t be clingy! If you’re not always with him, this will actually give him time to think about you.
Think about it, you don’t constantly think about your friend if they are right there next to you, do you? -If none of this works, don’t assume there’s something wrong with you!


Plenty of girls have been there loads of times and it’s almost never your fault! If a certain guy doesn't like you for you then he’s obviously not the right guy for you. He may just think of you as a close friend. Don’t stress over it.

Source: http://www.riseup247.com/2015/05/10-ways-to-make-guy-think-about-you.html

PascalJ:
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Good day frnds, this issue has been bothering me 4 some tym now, and would like every guy out there to air his views or opinion about this. Apart from the fact that we want a good woman with gud character as wife, among other tins, will u prefer a slim sexy with moderate boobs as wife or a fat ass lady with huge boobs assuming d two ladies in question meet ur criteria in terms of character, age & education?

Pls feel free to air ur views with cogent/infallible reasons or proofs. Thanks

Brownville007:
The actress appeared so radiant I must confess and she really looked good in this Indian inspired accessories photos. See the Photos after the cut.

Source: http://www.gistrepublic.com/wow-halima-abubakar-radiates-in-eye-catching-indian-inspired-accessories-photos/
CC : Lalasticlala

fallinlove58:
It was earlier reported that Tom-Cruise snubbed his daughter's wedding but now news have it that not only Tom was not invited the parents on the other side too were not invited. It was a strictly "No parents wedding". That's crazy sha but let me

continue; the most interesting part of the story is that Tom still footed the bills of the wedding. In naija if you don't invite your parents to your wedding, na you go pay all your bills by yourself ooo; Abi I lie??

See more photos and video of the "No parents wedding"; no wonder they didn't allow parents

kiosky:
I'm a 20 year old nairalander. Due to the sensitivity of this post, I have decided to hide my identity a bit (a new account). Now here goes my story. I have a distant cousin who lives with my family. she is 8 years older than me. It so happens that I have some stubborn little bumps on my head. Each time my distant cousin helps me out with applying an after shave cream to the bumps, she rests my head on her breasts. Take note, I'm always sitting while she stands by me while applying the cream. To be honest, this period feels too good to resist. And so, most times, I pretend and act normal. She on her part appears to be normal. But, could she have any motives for this, or could it be that she just innocently applies the cream. Ladies, I think you might be in a good position to answer.

nippysky:
I have never seen kanye sleeping before. I just want to believe it's not a bedroom.