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IDGAF:
Lmao!!!!! I can bet the nigga even sings Celine Dion's songs with his girl friend




(When real niggas become sucker for love)
*Every night in my dream I see you,I feel you..................*

and after the punna is gotten we sing


Reminisce Tesojue

alabere ...... wafe kula leyi.......

GideonG:
Please does any one knows where to get jamb e-facility card in Ilorin? I need to reprint my jamb result asap! Thanks.

check any café around that Tipper garage or Tanke junction


mystoload

tolaxin:
the guy asked for a solution. You don't have any, you need not quote him.


Btw, I don't think there is a word such as offeinse in the lexicon.


How did you pass waec

and your brain couldn't decode the fact that that was an intentional error or your eyes were blind to see I repeated the same mistake in subsequent posts

typical of the first and worst students

no offeinse

wheesin:
khassy goes through this silly process

we've suffer... punny no easy to get sha

Sveen:
Hell no.

so why you hating on em boobsies

Sveen:
https://www.nairaland.com/2230441/deification-egotheism-apotheosis-finally-piqued

GUYS, CHECK I AND THESONOFMARK CONVO Out. With my formal moniker d1ck.

I couldn't only understand sonofmark first post

all d rest were easy to discern

Reekado:
Nigga doesnt knw we aint gat no chills here.. we gonn make it all Fall on u like its Winter

we ain't taking no chill pill here

we only take d hookah

Sveen:
Really, those stuffs that makes 2+2 becomes 22,i think I'll pass.

are you gay

no offeinse

Seamione:
Seriously? You really wanna go down there?

If you couldn't help the guy, why couldn't you just ignore the post? Thanks bro for breaking it down for us jare

and quoting me was a must right...

fasodecapo:
Area of the frame = Area of the (picture+frame) - Area of picture
Dimension of picture = 7cm by 9cm
Dimension of (picture+frame) = 8cm by 10cm (1/2cm on either sides of the dimension of the picture)
Therefore, Area of frame = (10*8 ) - (9*7)
= 80 - 63
= 17sq cm. (C)

one of the few unibadan intelligent studs


anyway you wouldn't get 40% in the Better By Far post ume


no offeinse bro

cassyrooy:
[s]Atleast someone aint thinking with his scrotum,

he pressumed the address at the top right of his payment reciept is gonna reload, *i laughed in Cantonese* when i saw him elaborate[/s] Hmmm!

why laughing

that wasn't funny

HitGad:
the girl wey dey blow grammar for one e-war like dat.....she ll just crucify the nigga........buh na thesonofmark be the boss

you follow that sonofmark and unibenstudent beef... that guy na wickedness personified... come see finishing

Sveen:
It's obvious and peculiar that you're oblivion to my level of quotient, dude I'm a sesquipedalian.

that's an archaic English

come up with good grammar bro

if the alpha team on grammar arrives

you'll be dead on arrival

ElrayKhalifah:
've gotten

that thread is dead

Sveen:
No. You should stop burying that skull in cleavages.

mehn I can't stop em from resting on em succulent cleavages of my thick bitches

ElrayKhalifah:
what do we do? We're in desert

irrigate it

sweetwealth:
It has been sent. Please check ur mail

send to mine please

barrycute:
Guys kindly help me solve dis question and show d workings.


= A rectangular picture 7cm by 9cm is enclosed by a frame 1/2cm wide. Calculate the area of the frame.=

a.15sq cm. b.13sq cm c.17sq cm. d.16sqcm

Thanks in advance.

how did you pass WAEC

just curious man , no offeinse

ElrayKhalifah:
Khassy i sight u man

hey fam whatsup

so some schools are still writing exams








I guess y'all are still living in 1450AD

HitGad:
sorry boss.....i came late.....we gonna do our job

trust ya all

Sveen:
this is UI thread, https://www.nairaland.com/1979497/university-ibadan-2015-16-applicants/290

Wheesin

do we use unibadan
or continue with uniben

?

agent9:
GGMUB means God Go Make U Bigger

issorite

Sveen:
You're really one hell of a dunderhead, couldn't comprehend the humor. I'm a fvcking unilorin aspirant.

I were suppose to be smarter than this

couldn't even decode what I was saying

shaking my dumb skull

elraykhalifa
reekado

and all d derailers

https://www.nairaland.com/2072899/uniben-2015-2016-admission-guide/927#37264137

Godwin10:
Happy New Year Everyone.
My name is Godwin Great, I and other staylites are here to guide you through the rigorous journey ahead, from jamb stress to post ume strain to getting you admitted in Great Uniben. We did this last year, we are here again to continue the great work. Everyone is free to ask any question and make contributions......
Am not hoping to see you admitted, you are already admitted.

#Sign in… leggo
Thank You.

why reffering to yourself as a staylite

that's a word only students of the revered BETTER BY FAR are allowed to use

now modify it

wheesin:
I summon thee Khassy... appear now so we could fulfil our mission

looks around


no sane person here sef

cc
elraykhalifa

ElrayKhalifah:
lemme try

u dn get

Wheesin
reekado

anybody gotten the Ui link

couldn't find it from my end here

Sveen:
If you're really itchy for a ban, why don't we go look for trouble where they hide am.

mention me there bro

PS
I have an outstanding ban in religion section and travels

mention me somewhere else

Sveen:
The amazing Unilorin_to-be(dunderheads) boiz.

you either from OAU, unilag or unibadan

#HatersRepublik

your school couldn't even be found on FP of education thread... what a pity

Sveen:
I usually thought you were chutzpah, but you prove me wrong. Aren't you gonna welcome a new Unilorin aspirant to the club?

what club bro

Sveen:
Humor me more amigo, I've got some supermods at my disposal. You'll need more than a ban.

av always been on permanent ban

wonder why the mods let me rest this week

I miss been banned and insulting mods for refusing to unban me