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Sveen:
If I start my grammar, this thread will reek from its drastic effect for days.

Reekado:
FULL SQUAD ON STANDBY.

Reekado:
In this section only Temmi007,EINSTEINpg and Alhassan Are allowed to speak grammar. >:

ElrayKhalifah:
shey mak i 4low

klarrychenko94:
Yungmilio, biogrammz and other punters here this guy should be you betting role model. Stop enriching Alabi and his friends.







During the Great Depression, there was a man who
walked into a bar one day. He went up to the
bartender and said, “Bartender, I’d like to buy the
house a round of drinks.”
The bartender said, “That’s fine, but we’re in the
middle of the Depression, so I’ll need to see some
money first.”
The guy pulled out a huge wad of notes and set
them on the bar. The bartender can’t believe what
he’s seeing. “Where did you get all that money?”
asked the bartender.
“I’m a professional gambler,” replied the man.
The bartender said, “There’s no such thing! I mean,
your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?”
“Well, I only bet on sure things,” said the guy.
“Like what?” asked the bartender.
“Well, for example, I’ll bet you fifty dollars that I can
bite my right eye,” he said.
The bartender thought about it. “Okay,” he said.
So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it.
“Aw, you screwed me,” said the bartender, and paid
the guy his $50.
“I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you another fifty
dollars that I can bite my left eye,” said the
stranger.
The bartender thought again and said, “Well, I
know you’re not blind, I mean, I watched you walk
in here. I’ll take that bet.” So, the guy pulled out his
false teeth and bit his left eye.
“Aw, you screwed me again!” protested the
bartender.
“That’s how I win so much money, bartender. I’ll just
take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty
dollars,” said the man.
With that, the guy went to the back room and spent
the better part of the night playing cards with some
of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card
playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a
skunk, he said, “Bartender, I’ll give you one last
chance. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can
stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that
whisky bottle on that shelf behind you without
spilling a drop.”
The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy
couldn’t even stand up straight on two feet, much
less one. “Okay, you’re on,” he said.
The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg,
and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar,
the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into
the whisky bottle.
The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender
said, “Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!”
The guy climbed down off the bar and said, “That’s
okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a
thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you
and the bar and still make you laugh!”

Sveen:
In this section yes, in others; I'm a cretinous controversial _fu.cktard.

klarrychenko94:
i dey suspect dat moniker.

ElrayKhalifah:
i could feel it

klarrychenko94:
ok... Let me welcome you to the best thread on 9raland again. But beware e-FBI full this place ready to pounce on anything suspicious.

ElrayKhalifah:
love dat

wheesin:
lies my line dey available since morning

ElrayKhalifah:
love dat

Temmieluv:
is dix d khassy...a.k.a sango

wheesin:
Khassy make we go bust UI thread..lets go and create chaos there

Sveen:
Dude, dey just dey shout ur name up and down for here. Are you um, related to Ambali, or something?

wheesin:

ElrayKhalifah:
Abeg c kangaroo, d babe no even talk say she be aspirant

klarrychenko94:
welcome to the fam. Nice dp but wait you just registered this acct today, hope it is not one of the guys here playing gamez with us. I apologise if it is really you gan gan.

agent9:
Sorry i dy come late....


Baba dy do bday. .. . Wait make i shout. ...



Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy




Baba don turn.... Hw old ur be self






HBD bro....

More more years to come in good health.. Wealth and happiness. ...


GGMUB











BTW










2100










Sound like Nokia torchlite

klarrychenko94:
Saw this on another thread:

Trouble is when soldier punish khassy finish come release khassy make him dey go, him come climb im bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and his bike no come gree start again.

napoleonbaba:
Baba nah to enter anoda realm dey preach for Arabic o

buccal:
Good evening...we are old here...
welcome..
there is one guy called khassy..he's the craziest person here..so dont be suprised when he comes to welcome you with thunder

Temmieluv:
Good evenin evri1...m new here

lilmonarch:
Barca want cut dis ticket

Reekado:
We just Outchea chillin blood,Waiting on d List wit some Sprite+Codeine … feel me?

HitGad:
abeg wetin UI guys dey do for our Zanga

LaCokaNostra:
Shout out 2 u Buccal,Hitgad,Khassy
Sorry I made a joke on you guy!

Yo Wheesin,sorry this is coming late compadre.Wish u the finnest things in life.May u wax in good health to enjoy groundbreaking achievements!

Lordseyad:
hehe... awon omo edu.. awon omo wobe.


btw-- Oloyedes wifey as SM?


Chai.. u don die ...

buccal:
dont think you are immune to thunder..dont go there

wheesin:
thanks legit...When we resume i go take all of una go gamesville..

buccal:
nooo she's just helping people with their admissions..buh when hope saw that19% she fainted at first..she con wake up to confirm if her eyes werent deceiving her...when she saw it the second time..hope had to die

halton:
Introducin ma self wif ftc page 250, oya everybodi say hi ...#all other learners should go sharpen dere skills

Cc...
khassy et buccal nd co..