₦airaland Forum

LaCokaNostra:
Sir pls sorry 4 disturbing u,but someone told me it's possible I cud be admitted.What is the cut off mark for computer science sir

buccal:
bros you Bleep up...together we could av made khassy cry.
do u know you jst made me lose money with tha loa you commented..btw whats the meaning?

halton:
FTC page 250....oya kassy and d other guy wey punt their money...hope u don set am..

halton:
Loa....

buccal:
omo you wan be scholar by fire by force ooo...no be small work you go do o...you know say no be education you wan go for

LaCokaNostra:
Thank you sir but what is IJMB sir?

buccal:
u didnt hear hope died yestetday

LaCokaNostra:
Hello guys,pls is there any hope for someone that got 19% in post utme,201 in jamb,Kwara indigene,applying for Computer science?

buccal:
NUMBER two...
former vc's wife MRS oloyede..
i trust the wowan too.she still get power

wheesin:
i thought khassy was gay

oluwadanie1:
ah swear, see as dem dy harass the guy just because he mistyped numbers.

Lordseyad:
lol.. funny pal..

The day I hear am enh.. was in one English class, and Mr lecturer was like"Hey can u see my voice over there" .

Na so I frowned face say, wetin this man dey talk .. later I confirm am sha, and get used to it. - Na when I won form Unilorin I dey use am outside

HitGad:
the nigga ryt now

GideonG:
I don copy the number, I go call u b4 5:30pm. U fi delete the number online.

Lordseyad:
Of course, It's SEE . I sabi wetin I typed baba.. Quote me after you don verify that (Seeing voice/s) is soooo correct

GideonG:
Trust me, I no fit spend 2 days 4 road come dull myself. Omo time no dey! Na God get power pass.

HitGad:
you just reduced your scores sneh
.buh you decided to post the original score today sneh
.nice one sneh

Lordseyad:
En en... I sha dey see someone voice wey resemble pig's voice.. I don dey think, no be Khassy's voice be this

haytripple:
Who does dis morhzeez thinks he wants to impress wid is lies,u shd av buried ur head in shame without talking instead of calling someone a fool...do u wanna show urself as staylite?or u wanna intimidate?we knw guys that av been helping aspirants here..abeg stop living a fake life

duke59:
can't u hide ur head in shame........nw dt he has screen grab it and showed to to all of us...d evidence is clear abi u go deny your moniker

Lordseyad:
you mean Nairaland Chapel?

wheesin:
Amen..i claim it

ElrayKhalifah:
Y do u think khassy told u 2 put ur pishure if u aren't a lady

Kingdomdaughter:
Lafs...
Wil try, am a female though

Morhziez:
you re a fool..do u think i wil come hia typing lies knwing fully well dat i wrote that.

GideonG:
God has been great to me ever since I came to Ilorin. Today I have no iota of doubt in my mind that I am already admitted to this great citadel of learning, Unilorin, better by far, Probitas Doctrina! It all started with my reluctance to go to church and at the same time, I wasn't feeling comfortable within me so I decided to get off the bed, took my bath and zoomed off to Ecwa Chapel at Challenge. The service started at around 9am but I arrived some few minutes to 11. When they said visitors should raise their hands about an hour later, I rose my hand and I was directed along with other visitors to the front seat reserved for us. I thought it will end after filling the visitors form but to my utmost supprise after a while in the course of the service, they started calling the names of each visitors on the altar, their mission of visit and their location. There and then my heart started pounding because where I Was meant to put my residential address, I put "New student of University of Ilorin" and at the space of my contact address, I put " Coming from Gombe State". My name was the last to be called so they introduced me as the student of University of Ilorin ON THE ALTAR! In my mind I claimed it absolutely! I stood up as expected and waved the entire church who seemed to be very welcoming. The choir sang for us while a couple of dozen elders came to greet us affectionately. One other interesting thing is during the anouncement, they said all parents should submit the post ume results and other relevant docs of their children looking for admission. Only God knows the number of professors in that church. So as people are busy engaging their long legs, I don't have to bother myself because God is already my longest leg. Congratulations to me on my successful admission!

Yustash001:
the thing is that I don't think this friend of mine can lie to me..... and Khassy said a friend his scored 85% last year...