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Lordseyad:
I saw one o.. na my front she sat for hall, and na only her leg and hair I dey see clearly inside hall .
Na so I see the Girl leaving, guess what- na number 30 I still dey, that's how I submitted and run follow the girl as I see her backyard fully at the door...






but *****crying***

killercute16:
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Lordseyad:
Make him catch you.. btw-- u no see any fine chick for hall ni?

Lordseyad:
Hahaha... thought u wud say 99

Lordseyad:
make u sha reach 50% first..

Seunsherif:
ok sir, i pray it work out, but unilorin suppose to hv contact numba incase of dis type of problem so we can contact dem nd ask for solution

Jerryspan:
.maybe I'll kal unilorin's helpline or probably go to d centre tomoro to ask if dey'll allow me.

Lordseyad:
En en.. Happy Ticking..
btw- Dem talk say u aspirants doing pume be 65,000 this year... chai...

Eniqurl:
I believe am a winner

nikiihardehx:
change it for me na

no

Lordseyad:
Where all thses guys, abi dem go sit for pple ni?

Seunsherif:
boss if we cant do dat, pls help us wit beta solution

nikiihardehx:
lol.... typical error .....meant shudnt

Royalty00:
Wrote at the Lagos centre for 10, we started like to 11.
Exam was pretty simple
, 1-40 was English and then 5 questions of general paper and 5 for maths.

Heebucun:

Seunsherif:
bro we ar in d same shoe, i printed mine bt cnt find d print out bt am tinkin of gettin frm sumone den scan it wit my passport nd edit d name. Tink dat wil help if dere is orda solution pls let me kwn

Heebucun:
Don't like

adeboy8:
TO ALL UNILORIN ASPIRANTS

Be reminded that "Many are called but few are chosen".
At this point, you need to be very prayerful. Know that its one thing to be fully prepared for exams and its another thing to be completely favoured by the Almighty God.
As you begin your post-utme exam today, I pray that Almighty Allah will make it more easier than your expectations, grant you excellent result and count you among the chosen ones.

Note;
-You must not forget your printout and a pen to write the attendance
-You must be very punctual, at least 2hrs before the scheduled time.
-You must dress decently to avoid any form of embarrassment
-You should try and eat before leaving home, to avoid burnout.

Alabidun Abass Adebayo wish you all success in your exams.
©A.A ALABIDUN

EINSTEINPG:
When you connect with people around a shared interest, serendipitous things happen in the future.
Good luck to all candidates;
Please be conscious of mental and physical alertness to scale through the POST-UTME hurdle. You're probably aware of the saying[b] mens sana in corpore sano[/b]; in my experience, it translates into most languages. Perhaps the reason for that is it contains a universal truth- there is a strong connection between the mental and physical. Exams are a mental exercise and to excel in them, it doesn't harm to think physical.
Once again, good luck to everyone.
And to the ever indefatigable returning students; I can't thank you enough for your indispensable and timeless pieces of advice and insightful comments you disinterestedly passed on to us last year. May your labour never be in vain.
I think this is coming late from me...but I would be more than happy to expiate for this lateness.

Good night to everyone.

Czar01:
Mehn...blocking Mumsi's slaps helped me so many times oh, but one very day, she used strategy to beat me. When she rose her right hand to slap me, as the Jackie Chan that I was, I had already positioned my arm to block the slap from that direction, but before I knew it, her left hand just came from nowhere and slapped my head WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN. After that, I started seeing double; it looked like mumsi had 4 hands, I didn't know the hand to dodge/block again, so she proceeded to slap me around the house while I was wailing and screaming like a bïtch

wheesin:
But wait first..who Re we job seekers, the elephant or the lions.

Izeeq:
Shut the fvck up! You _imbecile.. .. .. And your inane brain also told you that it's everyone that can withstand lengthy depression ba?

Only God knows if your brain uses battery, foolish goat.. .. ..

Izeeq:
People like you are the ones who makes chickens believe they are more sensible than human beings.. .. .. I just can't wait to hear the announcement of you suicidal death also and i promise to rock agbada and versace on the day of my condolence visit to your family.. .. .. Idiot!

Jollyakat:
Someone should help here. As a science student going for archi through DE. Should i be expecting chemistry & physics in the exam?

Davhan4eva:
Good morning Aspirant,am new here but av got to contribute to d success of Aspirant cos i was once an aspirant to dz great citadel of Learning and den staylite den were very resourcesful....PLS KINDLY VISIT rcfacada.com for quite many POST UTME Past Questions.....wishing all Aspirant Sucex in d forthcoming exam wc starts Tomao....IT Z WELL